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the three banterteers
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Premier
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maisie
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>>53419876
Where is America?
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crayon pop
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I want to give my gf a rimjob but not sure how to ask. Should I just go for it while sexing?
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inb4 janny
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careful
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i swear to god if this doesn't get deleted too
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janitor
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kpop desu lads
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>>53419932
FONT
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>>53419900

getting bantered
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>>53419895
hope its a janitors application x

>>53419900
>yanks
>being able to banter
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>>53419942
god isnt real
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http://strawpoll.me/6508910/

Important poll lads
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gf just sent me this

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1452488179691.jpg
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>kiwis
>good banter
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Give us a job.
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>>53419962
>proliferating my gimmick

cheers
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off to go figght evil lads wish us luck x
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S M E T H
L
I
T
E
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pretty sure i've listened to most of the songs on my discover weekly this week

baka spotify
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>>53419932

Jesus, always communicate. Communication is #1 for great sex. Start kissing around her ass, ask her if she likes it, then work your way closer while getting positive feedback.
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>>53419970
jesus
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Just realised my willy is actually larger than average.
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NEW

>>53420002
>>53420002
>>53420002
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alright lads that does it

i'm convinced the janny just hates me personally
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>>53420005
gl hf ps dd x
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>>53420016
>>53420036
jesus
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>>53419900
Crying in a bathroom while plotting to bring their dad's gun to school since they cant handle banter
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>guess who's back
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friendly reminder gondola is violent and not paceful
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>>53420052
neck yourself
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Me before falling in love and getting dumped:
>No drive or purpose
>Academic underachiever
>In average shape
>Didn't care how I looked
>Lots of friends
>Occasional one-night stand with a slag
>Happy (or at least carefree)

Me after falling in love and getting dumped:
>High motivation to succeed
>Fulfilling my potential at university (first-class BSc, distinction at MSc)
>On track for a good career
>In near-perfect shape
>Learning two instruments and one language
>No friends
>Not had sex in 2.5 years
>Constantly depressed
>Bitter
>Lonely

So lads, what do you think? Did I come out the other side better off or worse?
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>>53420052
janny is going to spit chips over this one
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>>53420076
who are you quoting

is it shady
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>>53420081
hello janny!
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>>53419942
>using the Lord's name in vain
heathens out
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Australia once again trying to act british and shove this anglosphere gimmick down our throats

>>53420052 also fuck off
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>>53420052
janny gon give it to ya

he gon give it to ya
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booked an airbnb lads

how likely is it that i will be raped whilst i sleep
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>>53420095
>he thinks one person represents an entire nation
lol
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>>53420095
A literal Rasheed.

Please fuck off.
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>>53420095
>act british
the union jack on my flag is not there for looks mohammed
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>>53420095
it really is cringe inducing, isn't it? i really have no idea why all the aus posters on /int/ love sucking the uk's cock so much
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>>53420095

rasheed detected
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>>53420149
Very unlikely unless you can take a dick up your arse without waking up
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>doing stuff despite the current year
come on lads
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>>53420187
seen a picture of the host, he looks like he has a small willy
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>>53420160
you sound triggered, found you in the new thread as well haha >>53420084
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>>53420016
I'll try.

Any tips for actually doing i.e. technique?
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>>53420160
*suddenly unbuckles belt and pulls down trousers*
suck it
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>>53420160
I know right?

Australia is way closer culturally to the US than it is to any other nation
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>>53420212
i am triggered, can't believe i have to share a country with such insecure fucks
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>>53419900
POOPY FOR A RUPEE
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1
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>>53420235
>getting this upset over a single post
wew lad, you really don't want that flag to look bad in front of the brits do you? must suck to care so much about a single flags opinion...
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hello where are the queen :DDD
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>>53420080
Gondola is peaceful, fuck off Isle of Feet.
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>>53420225
China, actually.

You guys are more American with Burger King and all.
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odds fried egg sandwich
events scrambled egg on toast
0 end myself
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>NZ
>Banter

Nah, they're too kind
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>>53420225
why is there blue willys coming out of that pyramidlads head?
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>>53420225
we've always got along better with brits than with americans though

americans can't handle the bants and have no sense of irony whatsoever
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>>53420235
fuck off ZHANG
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>>53419876
>UK flag
>UK flag with stars
>UK flag with slightly different stars

tbqh shit tier flag design , copying another nation's flag and add some boring shit . even wagon wheel \ leaf is a better flag design .
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>>53420242
shut up you fucking mong
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>>53420242
no this flag embarrasses me and i don't want to be associated with some sharia controlled shithole in the north atlantic
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>>53420268
Hieroglyphics you tosspot.
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>>53420262
>events
haha what are you like lad? x
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>>53420325
silly me haha
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>>53420293
>argentina flag with triangles
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>>53420293
I don't even need to ask who's behind this
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>>53420281
fuck off NIGEL
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>>53420080
>>53420080
Gondola did absolutely nothing wrong
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Time to finally test the true character of the people of /brit/

If a genie told you that you could cheat on your gf with anyone in the world, and guarantee to never be caught or anyone to ever find out, would you do it?
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>>53420302
hello london!
>>53420303
>no this flag embarrasses me
t. zhang
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>>53420083
Well you're unhappy and try harding at everything so you're clearly dissatisfied with life, 2/10 would not trade places
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>>53420080
>>53420258
>>53420353
How did this meme even come about? I leave for a few months, come back and everyone is spamming this shit
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>>53420293
>'''''''copy''''''
Oh just fuck off you pinnochio looking prick
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Walk on Jap, jog on.
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>>53420360
Nope that's adultery.
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>>53420360
Clearly not
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>>53420360
nah

i wouldn't have a gf unless i loved her enough to be completely faithful

relationships are an investment not a hobby
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>>53420383
Don't question it
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>>53420360
ye
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>>53420360
>gf
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>>53420383
Came from another imageboard. yilauta I think or krautchan.

It's a bastardisation of spurdo.
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>>53420360
ask me when I have a gf
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>>53420360
no, i wouldn't betray my gfs trust and anyone that says yes to that question is a scumbag.
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Ever thought what life would be like if we were properly colonised by the Dutch..
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>>53420362
>not being embarrassed by the uk (united kaliphate)

t. mahmoud al-habibi
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>>53420360
depends how much i like the gf
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>>53420360
>your gf

Who?????????????????
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>>53420339
OUR NIGE mentioned
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>>53420281
>>53420339

>fuck off Chinaman
>fuck off Anglo-Saxon

Wow which one is more insulting?
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>>53420225
>Australia is way closer culturally
>cricket
>rugby
>the Queen
>westminster style government
>slang and colloquialisms mutually intelligible

that's just off the top of my head lad
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>>53420425
>reddit frog
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>>53420360
Genies don't exist, so I'd know it's just my gf trying to entrap me
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just got £100 for switching banks haha
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>>53420293
Literally has a bath towel as a flag
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>>53420425
FOLA
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>>53420080
no u
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>>53420466
business idea: switch to another bank, earn another 100%
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>>53420448
The Eternal Anglo, obviously.

At least some Chinese people can pass as white if you put a lot of make up on them.
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>>53420433
>'''''''''life'''''''
You wouldn't be 2nd in hdi desu
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>>53420360

Yes, the only reason I wouldn't cheat is because I wouldn't want her to find out and get hurt because of it, if I can guarantee her not getting hurt then where is the harm?
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>>53420472
fuck off lanky arse?
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>>53420360
No I find sleeping with someone who you don't know repulsive and degenerative
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>It's an 'Australia can't decide whether it's a big boy country or a cuck' thread
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>>53420448
>R-RICE FARMERS ARE MASTERRACE! OH-OKAY?
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>>53420465
THIS
THIS
THIS

Be careful, lads.
You never know, that post could have been made by your gf to trick you
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>>53420490
Yeah but weed and tall Dutch sluts.
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never heard a david bowie song in my life 2bh
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>>53420517
It was this rasheed cunt that started it:

>>53420095
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my jaw is FUCKED lads
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need all yanks to evacuate /brit/ immediately
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>>53420517

It's the latter.
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>>53420535
Rasheed
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>>53420517
still better than a 'london a shit' thread
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>>53420558
This isn't your safe space
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>>53420588
or north vs south
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Londoner here.

Couldn't fucking park my car this morning because these people were in the way.

Had to drive it it four miles down the road away from the mosques then had to walk throw a crowd of muslims.
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>>53420559
t. Zu Zhang
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>>53420558
Same, that chinky aussie twat is a yank too BTW
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>>53420598
did creating that post make you feel better about your miserable life you insect? huh? did it? i squash insects like you for a living.
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>>53420617
t. Abdul Ali
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this asian bird's real qt TBh
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>>53420615
capped
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>It's a rasheed does a false flag on /brit/ to devide up the anglo countries thread

Fuck this.
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>>53420535
this tbqh
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>Americas biggest ever jackpot is $1bn
>Our biggest ever jackpot is a mere £60m

Why is our country so shit at everything?
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>>53420641
How does wanting to keep a historical and cultural tradition make me a muzzie?
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>>53420669
rasheed
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>>53420627
>>53420666
>muh anglo solidarity

kek
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>>53420688
why are u here
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>>53420260
A Burger King by any other name is still just a fucking Burger King

>>53420269
Nah Australia is just as shit as USA. Comes from all the Irish blood methinks

>>53420453
>meme sports that only they play
>only play cricket so they can import nigs from the windies to worship
>shit at rugby desu senpai
>no one in australia cares about the government
>australians and americans speak the same language too believe it or not

Not saying Australia isnt similar to Britain or Canada or NZ or Ireland just that they are closer to the US
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>>53420514
>t. ugly virgin
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Want an aussie bf to role-play a convict for me
Need him to ravage my arse when I drop the soap
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>>53420675
Because that culture and tradition you want to keep has become Islamic.
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>>53420661
have a you

>>53420674
More people buying tickets you stupid cunt.

Supply and demand.

>>53420688
Are you that slav?
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>>53420718
batty boy
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>>53420627
who?
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>>53420682
I am not familiar with this meme senpai
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>>53420155
>>53420160
>>53420242
>>53420303
>>53420487
>t. Big Boys
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Just had an Indian baptism lads.
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>>53420360
No, but I bet I'd end up getting betrayed by her anyway.
That's just the way people are.
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>>53420674
>Win $1bn on the yank lottery
>Jump for joy and fire gun in celebration
>Neighbour upstairs sues me for putting a hole in their floor
>Have minor heart attack from the physical exertion
>Lawsuit + hospital bills take all my winnings
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>>53420706
Because.

>>53420721
No.
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>>53420707
>Nah Australia is just as shit as USA
Still not as shit as New Zealand.
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>it's a "he wants to preserve his cultural identity" thread
L M A O
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>>53420753
Rasheed is what you call summoning that you suspect of being a muslim
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>>53420755
imagine doing that with weed instead of poo lmao
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>>53420707
Did I give you permission to respond to my posts? I don't bloody think so. Now come over to the Gold Coast and live off the welfare like all your cousins already do.
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>>53420811
good post
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>>53420773
>its a mobile user shitposts and leaves the thread and we all rejoice thread

>>53420802
someone*

fuck me i need sleep
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>>53420707
mate new zealand is australia

go ahead and post another AUSTRALIAN IMAGE using your AUSTRALIAN WIFI
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>>53420825
I don't want approval from you, so bugger off.
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put up bird food in the garden, tits love bird food
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>>53420825
this
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>>53420707
i luv that dog in clothess
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>>53420859
another good post
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>>53420802
this is the only rasheed in the US
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Things that will never happen

"Welcome to Saudi Arabia, white Christian migrants. Please feel free to settle here and build your churches"
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>>53420861
good post
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>Australian
>Anglo
Literally pick ONE
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Has anyone else ever pooed on the floor and blamed it on the dogs Kek?
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>>53420883
>The percentage of Saudi Arabian citizens who are Christians is officially zero,[7] as Saudi Arabia forbids religious conversion from Islam (Apostasy) and punishes it by death (Capital punishment in Saudi Arabia).[3][8] A 2015 study estimates 60,000 Muslims converted to Christianity in Saudi Arabia.[9]

What the fuck.
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>>53420802
but how does not listening to bowie make someone muslim?
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>>53420471
not a bath towel , it is an actual towel tho.
>>53420385
it is a copy, UK flag is aesthetic as fuck so instead of making your own australians just used it as 1/4 of their flag and added boring shit .
watch this :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tENhOnfD82M
japan,uk,wagonwheel,leaf,israel,NK,SK,china have great flags , stripe-only flags are meh tier .
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>average britsharia neighbourhood

kek
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Wait aussies don't actually believe this right?
Y-you are one of us aren't you?
B-brothers?
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>the kids are fighting again
lovely
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>woken up by the call to prayer again

i fucking hate living in london guys
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>>53420904
How the fuck are they not? Protip being anglo doesn't mean anglo-saxon.

>>53420929
Because you clearly aren't British if you haven't listened to Bowie.
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>>53420904
>English
>Anglo
You can't be this deluded. The Angles died out. You're just a Brython.
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completed a lunch
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>>53420864
look too artificial for me 2bh
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>>53420904

REALLY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL

http://strawpoll.me/6509011
http://strawpoll.me/6509011
http://strawpoll.me/6509011
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>it's a 'lets all gang up on each other' thread

i'll be back later. can't stand these types of threads, they're all so aggressive.

later, boys.
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>>53420904
>>53420972
We're not Anglo and nor do we wish to be
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>>53420904

>one choice
>the same choice

Let your choice rest on no more than a SINGLE option
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>Tfw you won't even snort 1/4 of the coke david bowie snorted in the 70s
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>house every weekend on my discover weekly AGAIN

stop it now
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>>53420956
It's literally just a Rasheed false flag attempt to seperate us.

>>53420966
Same
>walked out of my door this morning (could barely get out from my hallway being so small and cluttered) then I tripped on about 40 prayer mats on my own fucking doorstep.
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>>53420811
Fuck matey it's like I used a time machine and gone back to 2010

>>53420771
>shackle dragger thinks his "lucky" country can hold a candle to god's own nation of New Zealand

>>53420874
I bet you do Nigel you saucy poof

>>53420843
Here's some australian cuisine aka waiter theres a pie in my soup
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>>53421019
come home balt man
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>>53420972
>Because you clearly aren't British if you haven't listened to Bowie.
as if the flag wasnt a dead giveaway
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Why aren't whites allowed to have their own culture?
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>>53421019
Later lad think I might join you
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>>53420535

Bet you were born in 1999 or something disgusting
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>>53421019
T. CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ
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>>53421059
Coming m8. /balt/ is much better, to be honest
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>>53421078
shhhh
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>>53421049
Looks delicious desu
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>>53421079
Because the British empire is the only group of people to ever own slaves in the history of the earth
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>>53420535
You remind me of the babe
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>>53421075
>as if the flag wasnt a dead giveaway
You can be British in the mind.
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>he eats his meals at the computer alone

What are you, some kind of fucking loser?

https://youtu.be/sBu3bDIDEd0
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need a willy on my face
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>>53421094
>go home for christmas
>mum and dad throwing plates and each other and just generally having a domestic
>retarded brother starts shouting "IS JIZZ BENTER" while spit flies from his mouth

gonna have a wank and see what /balt/'s doing
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>>53421049

>>shackle dragger thinks his "lucky" country can hold a candle to god's own nation of New Zealand

>According to the Christchurch city libraries [1], 62,000 Australians, out of total population of 22,533,000, have voted with their feet and now live in New Zealand, while
>According to New Zealand Government Statistics [2], 477,000 New Zealand-born people, out of a total population of 4,388,000, have voted with their feet and are now living in Australia.
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>you just realized his body is discomposing and stinking up some room at this very moment
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>>53421049
>>shackle dragger

I enjoyed this post a lot.
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>>53421138
What babe?
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>>53421183
thanks fucker now my willy's all hard
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>>53421183
i saw that epic thread on the music sub too
good one mate
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>>53421049
good australian cuisine. pic related is also some prime australian cuisine.
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It's a let's drive our south British brothers to /balt/ is it????
Please stop lads
Don't want them to go
Cries
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such a lonely day
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need a face on my willy
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>>53421205
The babe with the power
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>>53421217
Agreed

Rasheed false flags are doing my head in
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>>53421228
What power?
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>>53421193
I enjoyed it too
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>>53421183
>tfw he's probably in hell
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>>53421249
ANAKIN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVIL
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>>53421193
DiCaprio must have had every woman in Hollywood. He even got cara lmao

Will be unironically happy for him when he wins his oscar
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>>53421049
"Whenever an Australian moves to New Zealand, the IQ of both countries goes up"
-Paul Keating

BAHAHAHAHA KEKTEAROA BTFO
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>>53421249
The power of voodoo
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>>53421268
>hell exists
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>>53421216
That's a New Zealander invention
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>>53421173
damn iktfb, sorry (if you're not pulling my leg)

*kisses you*
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Just done a shower lads, I'm all wet and naked :3
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>>53421287
Who do?
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well then...hello "lads"...yep....*raises eyebrows judgementally*
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>>53421300
You do
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>>53421150
fair enough
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>>53421282
>Will be unironically happy for him when he wins his oscar
Same used to hate him but after doing that to Lady GaGa I have some respect.

Also did you see Ricky Gervais mock the jews on the Golden Globes?
>>
David Attenborough's death will be even worse.
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>>53421291
actually it's chinese

>Kiwifruit is native to north-central and eastern China.[1] Cultivation of the fuzzy kiwifruit spread from China in the early 20th century to New Zealand, where the first commercial plantings occurred.[1]
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Can all the Aussies fuck off to /Chink/?

cheers.
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>>53421322
Do what?
>>
that'l do pig, that'l do
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>>53421193
What did she do?
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>>53421217
>British
Lel

Wish they would ALL fuck off to /balt/ with the rest of the JFs but most of them are born cucks and think they somehow belong here because they use s few of the same slang words.
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>>53421340
Remind me of the babe

Thanks, that was fun
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>>53419900
Getting shot by negros
>>
*walks in*
*looks at the content*
*walks out*
*walks into /balt/*
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>>53421282
>when he wins his oscar
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i can too banter, /brit/ more like /shit/ lmao!
rate my banter
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>>53421360
Nothing. He was just repulsed looking at her.
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>>53421315
"Lads" eh?
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>it's a 'divide and conquer' episode
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>>53421386
6/10
merely sweden tier
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>>53421386
good bant
>>
i remember sitting in my classroom listening to wiley and dizzee rascal breaking all the class rules
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>*walks in*
>*looks at the content*
>*walks out*
>*walks into /balt/*
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>>53421381

this. not that dicaprio shouldn't win it, but you know they'll give it to the burns victim ladyboy playing a gender confused 'person'
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>>53421040
was coke even popular/available yet in the 70s? i thought it was more of an 80s thing
>>
cheers lads
*raises a glass of sherry*
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Current location lads
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outrageous banter ahahaha
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>It's an Aussies STILL think they're not JFs thread
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-5ArXBkINk&ab_channel=DjLowBird
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>>53421386
good post from a great poster

rating: 8/10
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>>53421292
why would i pull your leg about wanking and going to /balt/ haha? HAHA

*starts headbutting the air* YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>
/balt/s not even that good lads
>>
prefer NZ posters to aussie ones tbqh
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>>53421381
Redmayne got best Actor at the Golden Globes last year then won best actor at the Oscars.

They always predict it pretty will so DiCaprio is set for it.
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>>53421216
Australians can't even grow those fruits or farm dairy cows yet you expect to get away with trying to snake the Pavlova?

>>53421178
Fuck this cunt >>53421283 nicked my response

>>53421386
Are you a woman? I feel like the number of female german and swedish posters has gone way up since the whole cant go outside unaccompanied by a male without being gangraped by brown people thing your "country" is going through atm
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>>53419900
They don't like that we banter with guns. Seriously though banter isn't part if our culture. If you did it here in real life, people would think you were an autist.
>>
cold
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>>53421424
>>53421426
>>53421506
thanks lads, with these ratings i can improve my banter, have some (You)'s
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>The aussies going to /balt/ are the awful shitpostery aussies
Good riddance to bad rubbish
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>>53421471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine#History
its about 400 years old
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>>53421510
oh haha, i unironically thought you didn't have an iq of 70 for a moment there... carry on...
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLl1MeOCeKI
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One for the collection (I know some lads, aussies especially, go in for these):

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452503429380.png
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>>53420405
I can't find the gondola
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might have a go on fifa seasons?
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>>53421559
>If you did it here in real life, people would get butthurt and shoot you
FTFY
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>>53421551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Australia#Dairy
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>>53421567
NO
I DON'T WANT IT
TAKE IT BACK
>>
>>53418103
>>53418103
>>53418103
Justify yourselves
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>>53421578
>There are Aussies on /int/ who are NOT awful
Bruce
>>
extracting cocaine from coca leaves lads
>>
putting things between my legs
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>>53421610
Left boat.
>>
VERY GOOD AUSTRALIAN SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
>>
>>53421471

Sigmund Freud was a coke addict in the fucking 1870s

in the 19th century the vatican used to produce wine that contained cocaine
>>
a bit
>>
stop being so tsundre lads ;) hehe
>>
>>53421669
Modern Australian pop is great too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasFq4GJYM
>>
wew
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>>53421581
>>53421673
it was legal back then though, it wasn't in the 70s
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>in the 19th century the vatican used to produce wine that contained cocaine
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Lines from Bowies last album, released on Friday

"I've got scars that can't be seen"
"Something happened on the day he died"
"Look up here I'm in heaven"
"I'll be free. Just like that Bluebird
"Where the fuck did monday go?
"The clinic called. The x-ray's fine"
"It’s all gone wrong but on and on. The bitter nerve ends never end. I'm falling down"
"I know something is very wrong
The pulse returns the prodigal sons
The blackout hearts, the flowered news
With skull designs upon my shoes"
"Where the fuck did Monday go?"
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>>53421219
and it's mine
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How can I achieve this look?
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>>53421695
fuck off
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>>53421667
No fuck you that's the first place I looked and he's not there
>>
>>53421735
what a fucking hack
>>
I'm 18 but I love David Bowie
da fuq, God should have taken Justin Bieber
I wish I was born in the 80s bros ;_;
upvote if you agree
>>
>>53421661
Newfag.

/anglosphere/ was the general that spawned /brit/. Therefore they are clearly fucking welcome.
>>
>>53421743
form a band
make ONE good song throughout your entire musical career
pose for a photo
>>
>>53421735
Wew
>>
if you dont like australians i'll just assume you're from pakistan TbH
>>
>>53421783
and yanks :D
>>
wahey lads got some bennies for the first time ever
>>
>>53421743
Just keep putting semen up your arse until something in your mind clicks
>>
>>53421723

>illegal drugs are hard to obtain

what fucking planet are you on?
>>
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>Liverpool have sealed an £11m deal for Brazilian winger Alexandre Pato, 26, who currently plays for Corinthians. (Star)

adonbilivit
>>
>>53421777
trying too hard lad
>>
>>53421807
FUCK OFF YANK
>>
>>53421829
most coke is like 20% nowadays
>>
>>53421829
this desu
>>
>>53421807
...oh god
>>
>>53421769
Am I being trolled or are you blind?
>>
>>53421878
>>
>>53420095
Kill urself desu
>>
>>53421832
>(Star)
>>
>>53421829
what i meant was, if you'll give me the benefit of explaining myself, was that cocaine wasn't heavily imported from south america until the 1980s
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>>53421832
>Pato
>good

This isn't 2011 senpai
>>
>>53421832
Do Brits unironically watch soccer?

I thought it was all a big scam to sell jerseys to third worlders, no one in the UK actually follows it r-right?
>>
literally the only song i've listened to by d bozzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

lyrics bit too hard to digest so its probably a bit rubbish
>>
>>53421898
>he fell for the darknet dealers aren't shysters meme
>>
>>53421926
he's been linked with premier league clubs since about 2001, I can't believe it's happening
>>
>>53421934
m8, have a sit down...
>>
>>53421934
Gambling on football is literally the only thing the working class does for fun
>>
>>53421934
>soccer
Did you just...
>>
friendly reminder that muslims are the root of all evil

source: >>53420095
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>>53421939
>not peace on earth/little drummer boy

Neck yourself
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>>53421934
>mfw i had a feyenoord jersey from turkey for a fiver
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>>53421934
>aussies being thick as shit
colour me surprised
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hell live
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>>53421934
>soccer
>jerseys
JOY
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reminder
>>
>>53421934
Only chavs do
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>>53422026
going to fart and then get some lunchy wunchy before doing the dishes
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>>53422061
Nice one lad hope it's a fart big enough to cause global warming
>>
had a 10 minute conversation with a girl today

i'm gonna make it lads
>>
>>53421923

are you thinking of the crack epidemic because that's a different thing

>Tony Visconti (who produced 12 Bowie albums): “During the making of Young Americans [1975] he was taking so much cocaine it would have killed a horse.

>Bowie, who had once been described by a British newspaper as “old vacuum-cleaner nose,” gave up drugs in the late ’70s, but by then they had already done some permanent damage.


>According to biographer David Buckley, the Los Angeles-based David Bowie, fuelled by an "astronomic" cocaine habit and subsisting on a diet of peppers and milk, spent much of 1975–76 "in a state of psychic terror"
>>
>>53422043
This desu
>Muh heritage
No, if you're from Australia or New Zealand you're a JF and don't belong here
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>when a kiwi responds to you

hows your annual mineral exports going, keith? haha
>>
BBC overstating Bowie as a transgender icon
>>
>>53422116
>old vacuum-cleaner nose
fucking kek
>>
>>53422120
kek
gets me every time
>>
>>53422116
Crack is literally cocaine though.
>>
Bowie would later say of L.A., "The fucking place should be wiped off the face of the earth".
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>>53422120
>>when a kiwi responds to you
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>>53422120
don't get this Tbh
>>
>>53422160

but crack didn't become popular until the 80s
>>
>/mu/ playing Major Tom

Fuck that desu I'll cry if I listen to it much longer.
>>
>>53422160
Snort my crack
>>
>>53422179
The day Australia americanised cricket
>>
>>53422120
good post
>>
Anyone got that picture/ comic of two men who have their hair parted to the right or left?
>>
>>53421488
could be near me in south west wales
>>
>>53421669
What an utter earfuck
>>
>>53422212
yeah but what was so bad about that? what was so controversial? obviously it's a cunty bowl but what's the context
>>
>>53422188
Never even knew he had cancer tbqh
>>
>>53422161
>having a picture the worlds biggest nonce saved on your computer

>>53422186
Still cocaine though.
>>
>>53422179
threw it underhand so the kiwi couldn't hit a six and win lad

kiwis are still eternally arseblasted over the best banter sports has ever seen
>>
>>53422265
I don't think anyone did, think they kept it a secret.
>>
>>53420095

t. Mustafa Jameel
>>
a/s/l?
>>
>>53422245
it's a cunty thing to do in a sport that is supposed to be about not being a cunt
still good banter though
>>
>>53422268

Will you fuck off? I'm trying to help this aussie out and you're posting pointlessly obvious bullshit
>>
really didn't like bowie or his music tbqh lads..
>>
>tfw Bowie is dead
>tfw muslims aren't
>>
>tfw don't care that david bowie is dead
>tfw don't care when any celebrities die

am i an unfeeling sociopath or are normies just hysterical idiots?
>>
>>53422268

The worlds biggest nonce is the pope
>>
>>53422318
The main drug of use in the 70s was LSD though.
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>The worlds biggest nonce is the pope
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>>53422351
you unironically used the word "normies"
>>
>>53422351
It's a conversation piece you autist, no one actually gives a shit about him and feel genuinely sad
>>
>>53422354
*tips*
>>
>>53422327
poor Nige
>>
>>53422400

Actually a lot of people do feel sad, Bowie was a cultural icon the scale of which you cannot comprehend in New Zealand
>>
>>53422400
>It's a conversation piece
no it isn't, it's just a dickwaving competition to show off who cares the most
>>
>>53422279
haha is that all they needed to win
>>
>>53422351
>unfeeling sociopath

Is this what clearly autistic people tell themselves to make their condition sound cooler?
>>
>>53422430
>Actually a lot of people do feel sad,
Lel soft cunts.
>>
that dagashi kashi's not too bad 3bh
>>
>>53422351
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>
What mode is this and how do you achieve it?
>>
>>53422438
yeah, one ball left in the final over. kiwis needed 6 to tie or win the match. Aussie captain told the bowler (his brother actually) to throw it underarm.

pure bants
>>
>>53422449

There are people who have been Bowie fans for 45 years. We weren't all born in 98 mate.
>>
>>53422443
1 in 25 people are sociopaths. It's actually more common than autism. A lot of sociopaths don't know they are. It just means a particular part of your brain has no activity. Nothing more nothing less. Sociopaths know empathy through conditioning doesnt mean they feel it though.
>>
>>53422443
>>53422472
alright, that's the last time one of my posts gets misinterpreted and me mocked because of it

i need to be understood, do you understand?
>>
>>53422043

t. PAKI
>>
>>53422395
Catholic detected
>>
Oh boo goo did the very rich man who had a great life die at still an old age
>>
>>53422372

Says who? Bowies drug of choice was cocaine, no doubt about it, he didn't even remember recording most of his 70s albums.
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What mode is this and how do you achieve it??
>>
>>53422472
good
>>
>>53422480
are you a girl?
>>
>>53422540

>69 is old

Shit genetics detected

Also, you type like a paki.
>>
>>53422508
>>53422508
>We weren't all born in 98 mate.
You clearly were if you are crying over a dead celebrity.
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>>53422540
Sara detected
>>
>>53422557
big mode
you achieve it by exercising and eating lots
>>
>/brit/s complain about normies talking about him
>start talking about him

I'm going to stare at the wall now as it's obviously more fruitful

>>53422540
t. Sara
>>
>>53422351
People get upset for a bit when a celebrity they like dies because they contributed something to their life, if you didn't listen to Bowie's music then you probably won't feel a thing because you don't know much about them.
>>
>>53422569
>69 is young

Oh yeah I heard he was writing his ucas application
>>
>>53422591
>>53422582
But she loves bowie
>>
>>53422607
>them
him*
>>
>>53422582
try harder sweetheart :) x

https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/686522739176402944
>>
>>53422591
FON_T
>>
>>53422607
I've spent hundreds of hours listening to his music and don't feel sad at all

He's gone to hell but his music is still here so I don't feel like I'm missing anything
>>
>>53422587
and getting an awful, awful tattoo
>>
My Mum is 48. She was a big bowie fan, I told her he had passed away, she said what a shame.

You lot are overreacting.
>>
>>53422557
that's a nice tattoo 2bh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djhvmfawtv8

Me on the left
>>
>>53422695
You could have seen him on the street one day
>>
>>53422709
>My mum is 48
are you 15? wtf
>>
>>53422757
20.
>>
we haven't had a young musician death since amy winehouse, wish taylor swift would die
>>
>>53422779
Christ your dad's a nonce
>>
>>53422757
>mums have to be 33 when they give birth
What the fuck kind of logic is this?
>>
>>53422695
Fair enough, not everyone is going to respond the same way... It's almost as if everyone is an individual with their own thoughts, feelings, and motives.
>>
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>people are having to literally explain to people why others get sad when a person dies
>>
>>53422787
>she has a better life than me so I wish she would drop dead

>>53422806
How?
>>
>>53422826

We're dealing with genuine autism here
>>
>There are people browsing /brit/ over the age of 21.
Really sad 2bh.
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>>53422877
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>
>>53422821
No I'm the only real person everything else is a figment of my imagination including you
>>
mum bought the grapes with the seeds in them WHEN I SPECIFICALLY asked her to buy the seedless grapes. she's gonna cop it lads i swear to god
>>
>>53422709

maybe your mom is a dour cunt, she's probably a scot too after all.
>>
>>53422877
where would you have us go? reddit?
>>
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talking to a westernised asian lads

i've caught the fever
>>
>>53422904
She's English actually. Bit nice assumption.
>>
People get sad when a cultural icon dies because part of the culture dies with them, in a sense part of your OWN identity is passing away and that reminds you starkly of your own mortality.

What the fuck has the Queen ever done? Nothing but people will cry just because she's always been there and they delude themselves into thinking she always will be.
>>
>>53422906
tumblr
>>
>>53422941
>>53422941
>>53422941

new thread
>>
>>53422877
26
overweight
no job
no car
live at home
single
>>
>>53422898
who would even buy seeded grapes
>>
>>53422826
explain it to me in lame man's terms
>>
>>53422904
>mom
wtf m8

INCOGNITO YANKS OUT
>>
>>53422898
>mum buys me a box of trumpets in return for doing the vacuuming
>my sister and her kids eat them all, didn't even get one
>can't say anything since she's here on holiday and im the insufferable neet who wont go away
>tfw hot as fuck and no ice cream cone
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>>53422932
>What the fuck has the Queen ever done
she did invent the full english to be fair to the lass
>>
>>53423155
>eating trumpets
>not forming a midget band
Rude of them, tbqh
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