friendly reminder gondola is violent and not paceful
Me before falling in love and getting dumped:
>No drive or purpose
>In average shape
>Didn't care how I looked
>Lots of friends
>Occasional one-night stand with a slag
>Happy (or at least carefree)
Me after falling in love and getting dumped:
>High motivation to succeed
>Fulfilling my potential at university (first-class BSc, distinction at MSc)
>On track for a good career
>In near-perfect shape
>Learning two instruments and one language
>Not had sex in 2.5 years
So lads, what do you think? Did I come out the other side better off or worse?
Australia once again trying to act british and shove this anglosphere gimmick down our throats
>>53420052 also fuck off
I know right?
Australia is way closer culturally to the US than it is to any other nation
>getting this upset over a single post
wew lad, you really don't want that flag to look bad in front of the brits do you? must suck to care so much about a single flags opinion...
>UK flag with stars
>UK flag with slightly different stars
tbqh shit tier flag design , copying another nation's flag and add some boring shit . even wagon wheel \ leaf is a better flag design .
Time to finally test the true character of the people of /brit/
If a genie told you that you could cheat on your gf with anyone in the world, and guarantee to never be caught or anyone to ever find out, would you do it?
The Eternal Anglo, obviously.
At least some Chinese people can pass as white if you put a lot of make up on them.
Couldn't fucking park my car this morning because these people were in the way.
Had to drive it it four miles down the road away from the mosques then had to walk throw a crowd of muslims.
A Burger King by any other name is still just a fucking Burger King
Nah Australia is just as shit as USA. Comes from all the Irish blood methinks
>meme sports that only they play
>only play cricket so they can import nigs from the windies to worship
>shit at rugby desu senpai
>no one in australia cares about the government
>australians and americans speak the same language too believe it or not
Not saying Australia isnt similar to Britain or Canada or NZ or Ireland just that they are closer to the US
>Win $1bn on the yank lottery
>Jump for joy and fire gun in celebration
>Neighbour upstairs sues me for putting a hole in their floor
>Have minor heart attack from the physical exertion
>Lawsuit + hospital bills take all my winnings
>it's a "he wants to preserve his cultural identity" thread
L M A O
>The percentage of Saudi Arabian citizens who are Christians is officially zero, as Saudi Arabia forbids religious conversion from Islam (Apostasy) and punishes it by death (Capital punishment in Saudi Arabia). A 2015 study estimates 60,000 Muslims converted to Christianity in Saudi Arabia.
What the fuck.
not a bath towel , it is an actual towel tho.
it is a copy, UK flag is aesthetic as fuck so instead of making your own australians just used it as 1/4 of their flag and added boring shit .
watch this :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tENhOnfD82M
japan,uk,wagonwheel,leaf,israel,NK,SK,china have great flags , stripe-only flags are meh tier .
>woken up by the call to prayer again
i fucking hate living in london guys
>it's a 'lets all gang up on each other' thread
i'll be back later. can't stand these types of threads, they're all so aggressive.
We're not Anglo and nor do we wish to be
>Tfw you won't even snort 1/4 of the coke david bowie snorted in the 70s
It's literally just a Rasheed false flag attempt to seperate us.
>walked out of my door this morning (could barely get out from my hallway being so small and cluttered) then I tripped on about 40 prayer mats on my own fucking doorstep.
Fuck matey it's like I used a time machine and gone back to 2010
>shackle dragger thinks his "lucky" country can hold a candle to god's own nation of New Zealand
I bet you do Nigel you saucy poof
Here's some australian cuisine aka waiter theres a pie in my soup
>he eats his meals at the computer alone
What are you, some kind of fucking loser?
>go home for christmas
>mum and dad throwing plates and each other and just generally having a domestic
>retarded brother starts shouting "IS JIZZ BENTER" while spit flies from his mouth
gonna have a wank and see what /balt/'s doing
>>shackle dragger thinks his "lucky" country can hold a candle to god's own nation of New Zealand
>According to the Christchurch city libraries , 62,000 Australians, out of total population of 22,533,000, have voted with their feet and now live in New Zealand, while
>According to New Zealand Government Statistics , 477,000 New Zealand-born people, out of a total population of 4,388,000, have voted with their feet and are now living in Australia.
>you just realized his body is discomposing and stinking up some room at this very moment
I enjoyed this post a lot.
good australian cuisine. pic related is also some prime australian cuisine.
"Whenever an Australian moves to New Zealand, the IQ of both countries goes up"
BAHAHAHAHA KEKTEAROA BTFO
>Will be unironically happy for him when he wins his oscar
Same used to hate him but after doing that to Lady GaGa I have some respect.
Also did you see Ricky Gervais mock the jews on the Golden Globes?
actually it's chinese
>Kiwifruit is native to north-central and eastern China. Cultivation of the fuzzy kiwifruit spread from China in the early 20th century to New Zealand, where the first commercial plantings occurred.
Wish they would ALL fuck off to /balt/ with the rest of the JFs but most of them are born cucks and think they somehow belong here because they use s few of the same slang words.
>*looks at the content*
>*walks into /balt/*
Australians can't even grow those fruits or farm dairy cows yet you expect to get away with trying to snake the Pavlova?
Fuck this cunt >>53421283 nicked my response
Are you a woman? I feel like the number of female german and swedish posters has gone way up since the whole cant go outside unaccompanied by a male without being gangraped by brown people thing your "country" is going through atm
>in the 19th century the vatican used to produce wine that contained cocaine
Lines from Bowies last album, released on Friday
"I've got scars that can't be seen"
"Something happened on the day he died"
"Look up here I'm in heaven"
"I'll be free. Just like that Bluebird
"Where the fuck did monday go?
"The clinic called. The x-ray's fine"
"It’s all gone wrong but on and on. The bitter nerve ends never end. I'm falling down"
"I know something is very wrong
The pulse returns the prodigal sons
The blackout hearts, the flowered news
With skull designs upon my shoes"
"Where the fuck did Monday go?"
No fuck you that's the first place I looked and he's not there
>illegal drugs are hard to obtain
what fucking planet are you on?
>Liverpool have sealed an £11m deal for Brazilian winger Alexandre Pato, 26, who currently plays for Corinthians. (Star)
>mfw i had a feyenoord jersey from turkey for a fiver
are you thinking of the crack epidemic because that's a different thing
>Tony Visconti (who produced 12 Bowie albums): “During the making of Young Americans  he was taking so much cocaine it would have killed a horse.
>Bowie, who had once been described by a British newspaper as “old vacuum-cleaner nose,” gave up drugs in the late ’70s, but by then they had already done some permanent damage.
>According to biographer David Buckley, the Los Angeles-based David Bowie, fuelled by an "astronomic" cocaine habit and subsisting on a diet of peppers and milk, spent much of 1975–76 "in a state of psychic terror"
>when a kiwi responds to you
hows your annual mineral exports going, keith? haha
Bowie would later say of L.A., "The fucking place should be wiped off the face of the earth".
>tfw Bowie is dead
>tfw muslims aren't
1 in 25 people are sociopaths. It's actually more common than autism. A lot of sociopaths don't know they are. It just means a particular part of your brain has no activity. Nothing more nothing less. Sociopaths know empathy through conditioning doesnt mean they feel it though.
People get upset for a bit when a celebrity they like dies because they contributed something to their life, if you didn't listen to Bowie's music then you probably won't feel a thing because you don't know much about them.
>people are having to literally explain to people why others get sad when a person dies
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
talking to a westernised asian lads
i've caught the fever
People get sad when a cultural icon dies because part of the culture dies with them, in a sense part of your OWN identity is passing away and that reminds you starkly of your own mortality.
What the fuck has the Queen ever done? Nothing but people will cry just because she's always been there and they delude themselves into thinking she always will be.
>mum buys me a box of trumpets in return for doing the vacuuming
>my sister and her kids eat them all, didn't even get one
>can't say anything since she's here on holiday and im the insufferable neet who wont go away
>tfw hot as fuck and no ice cream cone
>What the fuck has the Queen ever done
she did invent the full english to be fair to the lass