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Swedish slags edtion
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listening to the cure
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doing a poo
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Another degenerate for the pyre.
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how do you lad clean up after a wank
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>people still deny this is Bowie's best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY77zDzNmYw
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that brit is getting rekt in his arguments with the yank desu
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>>53415645
just eat it desu
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>>53415645
tissue innit
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wew
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>>53415659
doesnt it get manky

>>53415657
this is me currently desu
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>>53415645
i don't wank myself, but when my bull does i normally clean it up with my tongue. i lick it up like a good little slut too, haha.
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Why did he have to die lads?
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>>53415667
probably, seeing as I flush it after yeah haha
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>>53415670
i hope he is black
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>>53415670
yanks out
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>>53415645
just wank in a sock or the LOO
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Alexander the Great conquered his first state at the age of 15.
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>>53415708
he didnt have civ to play tho
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>>53415692
DESIGNATED
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>>53415708
but he never conquered his homolust so he will forever be shit tier
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committing a sin
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>>53415708
yet he's nowhere near as impressive as napolean
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>>53415692
DESIGNATED
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just browsing
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>>53415708
All that shit is made up
I bet you believe the trials of Hercules too lmafo
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love people falling over themselves to out do each other lads.

val kilmers just chipped in -

>>he will inspire millions for a thousand years
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>wake up
>Bowie is dead

fuck
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>>53415795
hope the blick kid dies
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>>53415745
Kill yourself.
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>>53415793
Did you hear about the failed assassination attempt against him?
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>>53415773
Normies love to pretend to care about dead people
It's one of thier favourite games
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>>53415770
Kill yourself.
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>>53415811
sorry for the wrecking i gave you
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>kids pretending they listened to bowie now he's dead

every time
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>>53415841
Deluded.
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>I can't stand all these posers "mourning" Bowie. Only a REAL fan such as myself has the right to do so
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>>53415645
Cum all over my belly and just rub it in
Easy peasy
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Which one lads

Bow (the weapon) ie

of

Bow (the lean) ie
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>>53415861
>they don't know bowie like i did
it's david bowie, not exactly your inaccessible no-wave band from 1976
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>>53415861
Normies will be playing him today even though they never rated him
Singing his praises all the while
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>>53415861
>>53415921
I can smell the wotsit dust from your neckbeard from here.
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i'm jerking off ma dick and i cant get a full erection XD
i hate winter XD
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>>53415921
>rated him
Why is this a thing now
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Literally not gay in any sense of the word, just a bit curious about Australian willies.
What do they taste like?
Does anyone have a sample for me?
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>>53415887
>>53415918
lol bowie was shit, which is why it's more baffling
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>>53415921
literally doing that right now lmaooooo
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bowie was the only man i would've had sex with
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Literally /pol/ before /pol/ was a thing.

>>53415952
contrarian neckbeard
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>>53415971
what about me
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>>53415667
>doesnt it get manky
you clean up with one side of it and then roll it up
better yet place the tissue on your belly and cum on it
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>>53415978
it's honestly a really good read.
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>>53415992
you're not a man
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>>53415645
I've stopped wanking

I just cum in my gf's pussy, I see her every other day anyway.
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>>53416026
i'm a man, just a very cute man
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>>53416034
FONT
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>>53416034
DELETE THIS
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>>53416019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7o2daB48jY
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>>53416019
>>53416083
I'll give it a listen.
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>>53415773
why are you so bitter?
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>>53415948
thats always been a thing you utter pleb
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>>53415826
>>53415773
Do you have two personalities? The nicest guy you'll ever meet and a twisted fucking psychopath?
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>>53416083
I was going to listen to it until the guy started talking, I can't listen to this for an hour +
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Morning lads
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I really wouldn't mind being a pastor or a priest. Just memorize a few verses from a few texts and regurgitate them once a week.
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Daily reminder half swording was a thing
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>>53416186
>using a sword vs a heavily armoured opponent
What a shitter, I'd have that cunt np
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evening
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Just got the injection lads
My bf can cum all inside me now with no worries
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listening to the cure
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>Housemates turned off the heating again last night killing more of my aquarium.
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>>53416282
Tell them you pay more of the bill to stop them bitching and turning it down
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CHITTY CHING CHING COOKED BY ANYTHING
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>>53416247
hf with your fucked up hormones tbhh
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>>53416282
probably trying to convey to you indirectly that having an aquarium is gay as fuck
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>>53416282
Banter
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>>53415600
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yanks out
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>>53416219
And what do you propose is better than half swording to knock off armour pieces?
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got a BW (big willy) lads
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japs in
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>holy
Wasnt holy
>roman
wasnt roman
>empire
wasnt an empire
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>thinking about getting myself a new game
>decide on the uncharted collection
>£47 (forty seven pounds) in argos
>£25 on shopto online

It's like high streets shops want to die.
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>>53416350
this

>>53416417
but definitely not this
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>>53416355
A Maul
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i can't get an erection because i'm very nervous because i think theres are someone in house but im alone

what can i do lads
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weebs out
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cocks out
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>>53416425
>paying £25 for a film
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is there anything more autistic than a rhodesia fascination?
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shake it all about
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>>53416470

3 films actually, smart arse.
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>>53416419
>germonkeys think they were good at war
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>>53416435
Half swording has the same effect. Mauls are blunt only, half swording incorparates blunt and slash and stab.
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sun's out
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doing a shit
doing a poo
doing a deuce
doing a tucker
doing a drain
doing a cripple
doing a pinch-a-loaf
doing a dropping off of the kids at the pool
doing a dump
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>>53416449
fuck off and stop posting on /brit/ would be the first step


>>53416474
But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.
We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.
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doing the hokey cokey
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>>53416490
Based Greeks. Masters of warfare

Gib trireme.
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>>53416491
Mate you use your sword and ill have my maul and I bet I rape your little half swording BP
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Reminder that the English billhook is the greatest medieval weapon OF ALL TIME
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mormons approached me when I was walking the dog and gave me an anxiety attack wahey
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>>53416517
dropping the obamas off at the white house

yanks out
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30534773/oh-f-brace-yourselves-freak-wave-wipes-out-100-beachgoers-at-sydney-tourist-attraction

normies btfo
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doing something
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dropping the irwin off at the stingray barb
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>>53416539
Scots were inspired by Macedonian phalanx?
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>seppo """banter"""
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You seen this lads?
>>53416182
>>53416182
>>53416182
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>tfw my gf keeps pressuring me to get a job

i knew i never should have spoken to that bitch
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>>53416539
billhook was used by peasants because they couldn't beat knights fairly.

Beta weapon.

Zweihanders were the best.

>used for breaking up spear formations also billhook formations so the lighter infantry could get in and fuck them up

Not even an English invention

>>53416607
Sarissas were longer.
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turning around
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listening to the cure
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allllooooominuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alllllllllllooooooooooooooooominerrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>53416612
non existent
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>>53416282
How's the expensive table though?
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>>53416659
Why did they use their shield like that? They also fight in tight formation?
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once had breakfast with dr syntax in a chalet in france, ask me anything
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Falx was so god tier that it made the Romans change their armour.

Sliced their shields and armour like butter.

>>53416732
>>53416732
>They also fight in tight formation?
Yes but often in very stretched lines. Phalanxes were very tight knight and had many lines of defence. Pikeman were often just stretched in one big line across the frontline.
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>>53416683
not a fan of this gimmick 2bh
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no posts in five minutes
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>>53416773
Ah I see, Pikemans were mainly used as filter unlike the Phalangites
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pencil
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Lads favourite Bowie song?

Gonna be normie as fuck and say Space Oddity
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>>53416873
Correct.
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>>53416881
Ashes to Ashes or Life on Mars 2bh
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>>53416880
DIN SAWWW ดินสอ
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banter
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>>53416659
>>53416773
>finally my history degree has a use!

get back behind the checkout, scum
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>>53416939
It's my hobby.

Can't a man have a hobby?
>being anti-intellectual
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playing akinator with david bowie in mind and he's not getting it because i'm saying that my character is dead

akinator needs to step up his game 2bh
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>>53416935
Vinny mentioned
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ahoooo
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morning lids
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What the FUCK Bowie is dead
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listening to the cure
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morning lads. morning nonce.
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Lads.

Vote for are cara

>>53407815
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can you get an erection with cold?
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hate it when people don't recognise my obvious intellectual superiority
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>>53417022
I honestly think so. So as long as it isn't too cold.
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>>53417009
shut

UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>53417013
Alri fatcam changed your posting style I see?
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Can't believe Bowie is dead desu
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bit cold out
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HER HAIR WAS BLACK AND HER EYES WERE BLUE

AY I AY AY I AY I AY I AY I
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I play at night in your house
I live another life
Pretending to swim
In your house
I change the time in your house
The hours I take
Go so slow ...

I hear no sound in your house
Silence
In the empty rooms
I drown at night in your house
Pretending to swim
Pretending to swim
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have to do wees
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Just sat and watched an hour long rant by a preacher about how the Jews have constantly lied through history.
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>>53417097
Was that the one I sent you? I literally just looked that up on youtube not an hour ago. I watched about 20 minutes of it until I realized I was too high.
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Look at all these non-u reddit plebs.

>passed away

He's wiv the angles now. They'll be asking for doilies and serviettes next.
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Has shiplad been on /brit/ recently?
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>>53417124
Yes. It's actually really good.

tl;dr Jews are heretics
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>>53417124
DUDE
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>>53417042
I had an erection but it was so bad... I can't get full because i'm a bit nervous because i had dream where i was gay

and i have obbsesive compulsive disorder
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listening to the cure
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>>53417145
>subscribing to default subs
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Just fixed Europe lads.
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>>53417147
Ships mentioned
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>>53417145
>>53417196
Back to Reddit.
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How does one buy a commission in the army?
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>>53417200
>That Macedonia
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>>53417200
>those baltic countries + belaruse and the ukraine
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mornin lads
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>>53417164
being ocd while having sex must suck
>remember that night i couldn't get hard because the lamp wasn't aligned 90 degress with the dresser?
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>>53417220
Nah I think I'll stay here and make lots of epic posts right here in this thread, /brit/, every single day. Of course I'll make sure to remain anonymous so that you cannot do a single thing do filter my posts.

Thanks for playing, microbe.
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>>53417202
Not original shiplad but aced all my exams, now going to see in Feb and wanted to see if Shiplad was about.
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>>53417250
>remain anonymous

Nope you stink of Reddit. Can always spot a redditor
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>the hipster /mu/tant girl from tinder has stopped replying
>this hot fashionable asian is replying

door closes; door opens
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>>53417234
OCD doesn't mean you're autistic about tidying
FOY
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>>53417234
I dont have that ocd, i have obssesive thoughts
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>such a tragedy; cannot believe we have lost the icon that was David Bowie
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Why is dropshipping the best job ever lads?

>inifinetely scalable
>work from home
>use bonus credit cards to get cashback or flight miles
>literally 2-3 hours work max per day
>easily outsourceable
>location independant
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>>53417124
Hey pal if you're still here watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60FUPVtq9k
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how do i get hench?
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>>53417154
*heathens
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>>53417302
100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10km run every day
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>>53417302
Read the /fit/ sticky, eat clean, heavy compound lifts 3x a week. Done.
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>Actually, certain reddit subs are perfectly acceptable.
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>>53417302
Basically this
>>53417332

Eating is the most important aspect.
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bless up
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>>53417331
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>>53417331
completely unnecessary
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>>53417295

So why have the Jews assimilated so well into other cultures of differing religious beliefs?
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>>53417271

Fuck off. I've been here ages. I can remember when you could write t b h and f a m. Back in the moop days.
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>>53417329
No The Talmud literally says a lot of blashphemy about Christianity.

>>53417368
They haven't in the past.
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>>53417332
>>53417345
By eating clean do you mean eating nothing but chicken rice and veg all day every day?
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>Brendan will never watch Wrestlemania and hand in his report for the 6th period
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>>53417392
I can tell you're not gonna make it
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http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657

please help lads. keep in mind im like 2/3 finished with gta 5
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>>53417392
Preferably.
Obvious things like cutting out fizzy drinks, fast food etc etc. Try to cook for yourself.
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>>53417392
By "read the /fit/ sticky" I don't mean "don't read it"; what I mean is "read the /fit/ sticky".
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>>53417392
Eat vegetables and only vegetables
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is there a way to see if your youtube videos have been linked on other websites?

One of mine just got couple hundred views overnight.
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>>53417392
get about 70-100g of protein per day, stay within 1500 cals if you're losing weight or about 2300~ if you're gaining muscle.

Eating "healthy" isn't necessary, but naturally is better for your body.
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>>53417421
You've asked basically this exact same question before and nobody gave a flying fuck then either
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0

Probably my favourite Bowie 2bh lads.
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>>53417447
Google the video URL.
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>>53417456
exactly. i really do need to solve this because i've done neither of those since then and have just been browsing /brit/.
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>>53417281
How much have you personally earned from drop shipping?
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>>53415600
>reposting le reddit
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>tfw living in a post-Bowie world
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>>53417447
>>53417447
>One of mine just got couple hundred views overnight.

It was posted on /brit/ we were all laughing at it.>>53417485
>53415600
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check out all these (You)s i got earlier lads
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>>53417483
>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
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>>53417518
>p-please accept me into your community!!
>I-I-I'm not cancerous I swear
>I-I only get laughed at everytime I post
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>>53417517
>using someone's death for getting (you)s

wish i had done it before you
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>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
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If you say walk
I'll walk with you
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>>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
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browsing tumblr lads
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having a go
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>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
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>browsing tumblr lads
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>>53417598

It's great for porn.
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Took me 3 hours to download 75gb
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>>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
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>I fantasise about having a saucy affair and cheat on my husband. I'll write about time travel to justify it.
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>>53417645
goypill me on The Talmud

>>53417629
So is /b/ doesn't make it good.
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>>53417651
Sounds like a good way of harnessing your emotions and potentially saving a marriage tbf
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>>53417636
billionaires out
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Or how about they're not responsible at all, you cock gobbling terrorism apologist.
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>>I fantasise about having a saucy affair and cheat on my husband. I'll write about time travel to justify it.
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you paid you jizya yet brothers?
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pissing shit out my arse lads haha
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>>53417651
>why yes as a matter of fact I do browse 4chan on the mobile
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>>53417629
y-yeah p-porn h-hahahaha
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what is the cause for scottish/northern people to be primitive and runty?

Is it a case of poor genetics or is it from being raised in a harsh and unfriendly environment?
>>
>>53417686
>I live in London
Unlucky lad
>>
>>53417674
Not even a billionaire.

Only get 110mbps

>>53417708
Fatcam
>>
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>>53417720
>Not even a billionaire.
>
>Only get 110mbps
GAZILLIONAIRES OUT
>>
listening to the cure
>>
>>53417757
>he isn't on virginmedia

>he never got a free double speed upgrade
>>
does anyone have a picture of le happy merchant hiding behind a corner but u can see his nose poking out?
>>
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>Pakistani man with dwarfism loses deportation fight.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35251398
>>
>>53417757
megabits per second yeah?
>>
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What's your favorite ancient wonder?

Colossus of Rhodes 2bh.
>>
>>53417781
Literally can't get fibre to my house, so I'm stuck sending smoke signals to Sky to get my broadband
>>
why the fuck is uncharted 1 a 20gb download on psn?

btw i know none of you will have the answer to this because you're all scrotes
>>
>>53417817
you're mum
>>
>http://strawpoll.me/6507331/r
good lids
>>
>>53417783
Good.

Meanwhile other countries are deporting our lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35220941

>>53417824
>so I'm stuck sending smoke signals to Sky to get my broadband
Extremely good post.
>>
>>53417817
Great lighthouse because I always play England and having another +1 movement for naval units is very good
>>
>>53417849
all me
>>
*farts*
>>
Boys I ain't never seen nothing like a Galway girl
>>
>>53417939
excuse you
>>
*sharts*
>>
>>53417842
>why are PS3 games, which are traditionally hosted on Blu-Ray discs that have a capacity up to 50GB, multiple gigabytes in size?
>>
hey lads, whats the best way to kill crippling boredom and despair?
>>
>>53417817
cheating but the docks of Carthage.
>>
>>53418023
cut it off at the source if you know what i mean
>>
*fuck off*
>>
>>53418023
having sex with your cousin
>>
>>53417985
the average size is like 7gb, and i should know because i've downloded dozens of the bloody things

this game came out in like 2007
>>
>nothing good
>Star Wars won't be out for months

jdimsa
>>
>>53417817
blue gates of babylon
>>
>>53417147
I'm here RIGHT NOW.
>>
>>53418105
45 years is meant to be good although i haven't seen it

have you seen The Lobster?
>>
>>53418105
gfyyflc
>>
>>53415600
Putin on the right
>>
i wish i had an internet friend
>>
>>53418175
I wish I had people to play coop videogames with.

Oh well.
>>
>>53418103
>>53418103
>>53418103
>>
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hes here...
>>
>>53418175
>>53418189
>not having /brit/friends on steam
w e w
>>
>>53418064
thats mean tbhwyf

>>53418075
why a cousin?

>>53418105
>watching crap like the star wars
>>
>>53418201
Those exist?
>>
>>53418175
i'll be your internet friend

hell i'll be your irl friend too if you live in memecity
>>
>>53418220
well there is the /brit/ group no idea of it's still active
>>
>>53418197
janny?
>>
waheyy, good morning lids

just did my exam and it went rather well i think

this is also the earliest i have been awake in over 2 months
>>
Is Scotland worth visiting?
>>
>>53418279
Do you like fried food and men in skirts?
>>
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doing a stew
will update in 6 hours
>>
>>53418295
yes
>>
Remember when people used to dress like this

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1452496515609.jpg
>>
>>53418279
not this time of year
>>
>>53418299
looks shite
>>
>>53418295
he's a yank, of course he does
>>
>>53418307
Then Scotland is your kind of place.

>>53418310
What's going on in that pic?
>>
going to clatter the next twat who posts
>>
>>53418175
Get extra flags and meet someone from your county/state/whatever
>>
>>53418279
it's really wet atm. And also really snowy. Avoid
>>
>>53418310
remember when you weren't a fucking spastic
because i don't
>>
>>53418299
that better be black peppercorn
>>
>>53418310
you mean they don't anymore?

i havent left my house since the early 00s though tbf
>>
>>53415645
I stand over the shower tray and cum into the shower, wipe up the cum with loo paper and flush it down the toilet then wash the marks off with the shower hose.

Ngl it's great, means you can proper bash it out and let loose.
>>
>>53418299
lol this retard

mate if you caramelise everything beforehand in a frying pan, especially the tomato puree, the stew will be so much tastier than if you just throw it all in a slow cooked

i mean it will probably still be nice, but you can take it to the next level with relative ease
>>
>>53418299
>no meat
disgusting
>>
>>53418341
this post is funny
>>
>>53418344
ur mums pussy is really wet atm
>>
>>53418310
why is that girl wearing 3 jackets

>>53418329
>What's going on in that pic?
"bullying"
>>
>>53418347
>>53418317
very aggressive
>>
>>53418349
what else would it be yank?
>>
>>53418379
It's cold in England, you wouldn't understand
>>
>>53418373
Literally happened for me
>>
>>53418386
i'm a little bit tired
haven't seen this time of day for months
>>
>>53418363
FOM
>>
quick someone call me based
>>
>>53418363
the beef is on the bottom you cretin

>>53418357
it's my first time so not arsed Tbh all I did was brown the beef
>>
>>53418403
why not just wear one warm jacket instead of 3 light ones? I bet thats why she is being bullied
>>
>>53418419
anon, you're based
>>
>>53418436
go to bed
>>
>>53418437
>the beef is on the bottom
oh, good lad.
>>
>>53418438
Because it might not be cold tomorrow but still not warm so you need a jacket but if you only had a big heavy jacket you would be too warm so you take one of your 3 lighters jackets (or some combination of them).
>>
>>53418438
Girls fluctuate like crazy temperature-wise so they dress in layers which they can put on and take off accordingly
>>
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>>53418443
>>
still watching Top Boy btw lads
>>
FOA
>>
just performed a wake up
>>
women feel the cold more readily than men
>>
>>53418502
just kidding faggot

*knocks you spark out*

bada-boom
>>
might do a nap
>>
>>53418525
please refrain from performing wake ups
>>
I'm so retarded lads please help

I'm supposed to be taking 1ml which is 5% pure powder in solution

how many mg does that mean im taking

>Australian education
>>
>>53418537
wait adults also nap?
>>
>>53418600
""""""""adults""""""""
>>
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bluepill me on the EU
>>
>>53418600
don't your grandparents nap?
>>
buggerwilly bumdrops
>>
>>53418650
it has a blue flag
>>
>>53418597
Why do you need to know how many mg 1ml of the liquid is? What are you trying to do?
>>
>>53418676
drugs
>>
>>53418597
ml and mg are the same amount wise
>>
>>53418564
wish i could desu
>>
>>53418650
Through unity and a common market it represents an economic power greater than the sum of it's parts, allowing othrwise smaller nations to compete directly against the US, China & Russia, ensuring wealth and opportunity for all members.
>>
>>53418701
No, it depends on the density of the liquid or solid.
>>
>>53418711
t. Junker
>>
willybumpoo
>>
might take a small bomb of speed
>>
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>>53418707
mint
>>
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>>53418711
>& Russia
>>
wankfart dogbuggery
>>
>>53418651
they died a long time ago

>>53418650
its a great thing in theory, combined the member states have the largest economy in the world and could act as a new superpower and we would have a world that is not dominated by just one state
>>
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>>53417782
?
>>
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>tfw had sex dream with hot blonde girl in bed
>tfw she said she didnt want sex but I got on top of her and started choking her with one arm
>came with in seconds
>she said it was really hot
>tell her to clean up but she walks off and I start getting paranoid
>>
brap brap
>>
>I...I wish I could swim
>like the dolphins
>like dolphins can swim


remind me why people like Bowie again? almost as bad as The Smiths

just so we're clear this is not bait
>>
having some piña
>>
your sweet sweet lovin
>>
uh oh lads i fuckieed uup the conversion lol...............................................
>>
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i got a black ski mask
but i dont ski
but i snowboard
dash an mc off piste
>>
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>might take a small bomb of speed, yes that's right, I am a drug addict
>>
im fuckieed uup
>>
>>53418977
open your mouth again?
>>
>ubisoft will never make beyond good and evil 2
>they will always only make shitty open world games full of stuff to collect
>>
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>drugs are haram
>>
>>53418988
good
>>
lads call da ambula
>>
guns dont kill people
rappers do
>>
>>53418984
box in the eye with the fob I use to log into my HSBC
>>
>>53418984
if one of you try and violate me you get a punch in the face with my front door key
>>
>>53419024
stop being such a lazy bum and do it yourself
>>
>Why yes, that's right I'm from Essex so I'm not white (ew nasty) but a healthy orange!
>>
17 shots no 38
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2Wp-Vc7CI
this game fucking terrified me
>>
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>ah yes, i do enjoy living underwater
>>
>>53419098
hello?
>>
Give us a job
>>
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>>53419115
me on the left
>>
>>53419115
>southerners going north for a holiday
>>
what kinda cancer did Bowie have
>>
>>53419137
is it me you're looking for
>>
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Still listening to this in 2015 fucking classic diss. One of the best, Wiley couldn't even try to respond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4Mr2oGwPw
>>
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>>
>>53419137
follow me
>>
>>53419191
clearly not you bellend
>>
won some money in the premium bond draw today lads. only £25 but at least it's something. got me thinking about the possibilities though. every month 10 people with premium bonds with £100,000. imagine opening your mail and finding yourself £100,000 richer. fuck, that would be an amazing morning.
>>
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>
>>53419252
ok
>>
>>53419284
*farts* hehe
>>
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where can i find a good essex slag like this lads
>>
Give us a job
>>
>>53419236
>>53419194
>>53419115
For a righteous man falls seven times, and rises again, But the wicked stumble in time of calamity. Do not rejoice when your enemy falls, And do not let your heart be glad when he stumbles; Or the LORD will see it and be displeased, And turn His anger away from him.…

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR.
>>
>>53419345
my hometown
>>
about to activate my shadow clone jutsu
>>
>>53419375
wew lad
you on TOWIS?
>>
>>53419395
no
they've filmed enough times where i live though
>>
>>
about to do a new, no one else do one
>>
what would you lads do with a 1st class honours degree in computer science? i don't feel like working some dull london office, so i've been taking the last 6 months off since i graduated. been travelling, working odd jobs that i enjoy.

would like to have a bit of dosh tho ngl
>>
>>53419383
Film it and put it on LiveLeak lad
>>
>>53419345
she'll just eat you anon, and not in the lewd way
>>
>>53419369
having the bible quoted to me from somebody who built their house upon the sand is not up my street
>>
>>53419406
mum still thinks it's not scripted tbqh she's a right laugh
>>
>>53419455
>>53419455
>>53419455
new, as promised
>>
wow
>>
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>>53419439
>>
he's here.
>>
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>>
>>53419466
JANNY DONE HIS NUT IN
>>
Janny woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>>
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>>53419466
(Dead)
>>
>>53419284
>>53419307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_C_Ak6eIp8

I-Is this about....us? As humans?
>>
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he's here
>>
>>53419439
Looks like someone has a beam in their eye.
>>
isn't page 6 fair game?
>>
>>53419439
Enrique bringing the bants
>>
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>>53419529
no
>>
>>53419529
not for the janny
>>
having a big hunger
>>
>>53419529
this one is super slow though so we've probably got another 10 mins of page 6
>>
>>53419369
Is that Old testiment?
>>
>>53419529
yesterday it was 3, today 6, tomorrow who knows lad
>>
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failed my physics exam lads

>mfw
>>
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>people leaving Labour left, right and centre
>>
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Janny's a bit peeved off that Bowie's dead
>>
>>53419529
The """"""""rule"""""""""" (that isn't written down anywhere and is never discussed officially by jannies or mods) is page 8. You can get away with page 7 and, at times, page 6.
>>
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fucking hell
>>
>>53419561
tomorrow will be one permanent /brit/ thread
>>
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gani
>>
>>53419590
Just give /brit/ its own board already
>>
might buy these. thoughts?
>>
>>53419529
no

fuck off

just wait til page 8
>>
>>53419645
alri janny, bit peeved off today?
>>
>>53419631
not worth unless they cost $800+
>>
>>53419624
That would be awful though. Much better to be a thread tucked away in the backpages while still being active.

New board means newfags.
>>
>>53419631
Post boipucci
>>
>>53419645
found him lads
>>
>>53419557
Yep.
>>
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>The JANNY
>EVER being fair
laffin
>>
>>53419663
they cost 100aussie dollaroos. laughing at that exchange rate desu.
>>
>>53419631
How much do they cost?
>>
>>53419624
>a whole board for circlejerking

It's called /mlp/ you might like it
>>
hungry
>>
Wew, Bowie's dead lads
>>
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>>53419709
>tfw
>>
>>53419706
had some sainsburys own brand weetabix earlier
ama
>>
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>>53419645
>>
>>53419706
not me. just had a bowl of cheerios. might have a croissant later
>>
>>53419726
did you have it with milk
>>
How much do you think the janny just got paid to delete that thread lads?
>>
>>53419726
was it good
>>
>>53419697


they're obviously shit tier quality for that price

>poortheners will never feel $800 threads rubbing against their legs
>>
Give us a job.
>>
wish the janny would let me have a tfw no gf edition just once

he's always had it in for me, that wanker
>>
>>53419745
teehee
>>
>>53419760
yes
and honey

>>53419769
couldnt tell the difference from the normal stuff desu brand names are a sham
>>
Anyone want my willy lodged into their anus
>>
the janny is a necessary evil
>>
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HE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>
>>53419806
need to go sainsbury's and purchase lunch supplies
not sure what to get though desu
>>
enough 4chan for this morning. off to listen to some bbc talk shows and revise for my exam in 7 days time.

lates
>>
>>53419818
keeping telling yourself that jan x
>>
>>53419811
kernow

>>53419822
eggs n bacon
>>
He does it for free

He does it for freeeeee

He's the janitor, he does it for free
>>
>>53419811
cornwall
>>
Census lads

http://strawpoll.me/6508910
>>
>page 7

who fancies their luck
>>
>>53419842
i do already have those things desu, might make something with them as that would mean i don't have to go outside
>>
>>53419697
just bantsing the brit from last night who posted about buying a 800 pound rain jacket
>>
>>53419857
ill give it a go


NEW

>>53419876
>>53419876
>>53419876
>>53419876
>>
Just applied for a job.
>>
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>>53419645
>>
>>53419895
FONT
>>
>I'm back lads
>>
>I live my life in fear of the '''''''''janny''"''''
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