>mfw brits say "go on holiday" >not "go

Delet this RIGHT FUCKING NOW

They also call a flashlight a torch.
>handheld electrical illumination named for the need to flash the bulb due to inefficient early battery tech
>stick with burning shit on the end
These are not the same

>>53411841

This cant be true

>>53411841
>flashlight
Doesn't flash though, does it

>>53411882
Yes it is

so is the OP

Any break from work or school is called a Holiday

The summer break is the summer holiday whether you went on a world tour or just sat at home on 4chan

>>53411729

More like gaycation

>>53414534
lm(f)ao

>>53414534
america btfo
will they ever recover?

>>53411729
>holiday
Do atheists say that too?

>>53414483

There's a difference between "going on holiday" (going overseas) and the holidays (break)

>>53414483
then what is christmas and halloween
checkmate idiots

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>Americans call the motorway a highway despite it being used for motor vehicles and not high horses

>>53414778
holidays

>>53414778

Christmas holiday and Yankday

>>53414778
>then what is christmas

A day in the Christmas Holidays

>halloween

A night at the end of October that gets no official recognition

But their English is superior, best ally

>>53414778
America-san... you can't be /this/ dense, can you?

>brits call color 'colour'
That's fucking wrong m8s. The squiggly red line under it says so.

>>53414845
wii shud orl tork lyk dis nao

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>>53414801
For me, a highway and motorway are different things

A motorway would be a road that connects cities or is a direct route through a city that only has exits and entries every couple of kilometres

A highway is just a major road

Pic related, orange are motorways and yellow are highways

>>53414805
bullshit dude

>>53414962
why is that so hard to believe lad

>>53414990
That country's exist outside of freedom land

>>53411729
the correct phrase is "go out foreign" btw

>>53414845

French origin Eesti

>>53414990
so you can be on holiday on a holiday while on holiday?
instead of being on vacation on a holiday while on break?

>britcucks call an elevator a "lift".

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>Americans are all pumped up with USDA approved beef growth hormones and mad cow disease pink slurry, and pesticide infested vegetables, ammonia soaked eggs, plastic dairy items and an onslaught of trivial media that has rendered their addled brains and bodies useless so now they are literally cattle wheeling around their numb bodies in mobility scooters

truly a horrifying thought

>>53415185
>britbabies call a trunk a boot
>they spell plow "plough"
>they say guillotine like mongoloids
>they say pasta like "passta" and taco like "tacko"

>>53415183
Yes, because we are smart enough to understand synonyms.

>>53415214
Anything is better than "Aloo-mi-num"

>>53415183
Yeah and you can have three different servings of chips too.

>>53415214

Holy fuck do Yanks actually spell plough with a w? ahahahAHAHAHAHA

I bet you spell bough (as in the bough of a tree) as bough though, what a country of spastics

>>53415214
>brits call a garage "gairidge"

lul

>Yog-ett

>>53415334

it's gah-raj

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>Clapistanians call soft drink about 20 different fucking things.

Cannot be fabricated.

>>53415373
always make fun of my brit workmate for this

>>53415374
Yea he's making fun of British people because a lot don't say gah-raj they say ga-ridge

>>53415377
They call them Coke, which is retarded.
Happened to me in New York
>Anything to drink?
>Coke please
>7-UP or Sprite?

>>53415269

>Brits pronounce "nissan" as "niss-ann"
>Brits pronounce "Los Angeles" as "Loss AngeLEES"
>Brits pronounce "garage" as "gare-idge"
>Brits add "r" to the end of "idea" for no reason

>>53415427

Never heard a Pom say garidge

>>53415431
I thought that was a southern thing.

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>Amerishits say "apartments"
>Not "flats"

Americans make me so angry I am LITERALLY

L I T E R A L L Y

shaking in anger

>>53415443
You hear it fairly often in London
>>53415441
>WATTAH
>ERB
>CREG
>MIRR

>>53415211
You have McDonalds too friendo :^D

Why do auscunts add 'R' to the end of words like 'video' and 'no'?

>>53411729
>americans call sandwiches "heroes"

>>53415458
I thought so too but apparently there are some retards in New York as well.

Why do we fight

>>53415504
only city yuppy girls do that

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>british cuisine

>>53415494
Maccas isn't the same all over the globe.

If you went to one in another country you'd probably order a large and complain they gave you a medium.

>>53415488

don't project this hard, clive

>>53415537
Not enough fried butter for you?

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>>53415506
I chuckled a little too much at this

I've never actually heard it called this but top fucking kek at those who do

>>53415504
>>53415531

Literally what? I can't even try to put an R on the end of those it doesn't even work.

Got a vid?

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>>53411729
>vay-cay-shun isn't a fucking holiday
lmao fuck off cunt

>>53415504
I've only ever heard Americans say that people do this

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>ITT

>>53415544
That's exactly how Amerifats "pronounce" those words. Problem, Paco?

>>53415559
Similar to this

https://youtu.be/enIlx5gEO9M

>>53415538
The only place that has somewhat smaller portions is Tokyo, and it's only smaller cups. Which is great because literally nobody needs a drink that large.

I've been to France, UK, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, Canada, Belgium, and Luxembourg and they've all had roughly the same portion sizes.

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>>53415051
>the correct phrase is "go out foreign" btw

>Wah-terrrr
>Mack-Dahnahlds
>Tah-rooone, furck mah wahf

>>53415622
Where's the R though?

>>53415559
vine.co/v/hWz5PvHtEeD

closest I could find

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Britshits and Ausfailians are so easy to trigger lmao

>>53415640
>Literally traveled the world eating McDonalds
Someone give this man a presidential freedom award

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>>53415686

>>53415678
>coming from the most oversensitive flag on /int/

lmaotbh

>>53415686
lol

>>53415718
That's Poland gomenosai konnichiwa desu

>>53415661
>Hai guys looog at tha mirr, cmon creg looog adit, it's aloominum

>>53415718
>coming from a cuckstamped flag
top wew

>>53415665
I said similar.. He didn't do the accent that well.

>>53415650
I've always hated this picture of facebook frog and feels dude.

>>53415684
Lived in Tokyo for two years, Germany presently for another four.

It's easy to travel in Europe and the food is cheap. It's not like I exclusively eat there.

>>53411729
>Swedes go on semester

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>>53415705

>england image is so packed with muslim articles they don't fit
>clive tries to fire back with "exclusive" articles from flyover city stations

>>53415686
>Resorting to posting image macros because you got BTFO
American banter everyone

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>>53415809
>hey guys look how much more autistic I am
>this means I win the argument because I won more autism points

>>53414386

It's a flash of light.

The most confusing difference of all is pants. When I say I'm in my pants in america it's okay. In engeland it's creepy.

>>53415883
more like a beam tbdesu

>>53415888

Funnily enough they still say "getting in their pants" as a allusion having sex with someone

>>53415888
On the flip side I always have Americans referring to themselves as naked when they're in undies.

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>americans

>tyre instead of tire

Makes you remember that all these migrants destroying Britain is actually for the better.

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BRITBONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

USA

USA

USA

USA

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>Amerifats pronounce sword as "sword"

one I always hate is gaol instead of jail

We're supposed to spell it like that here too but fuck that

>>53415966
You'll be calling it la llanta soon

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>oREgano

My LITERAL sides

>>53415991
How do you pronounce it?

>>53416020

>Baysil

>>53416037
Sword.

>>53416046
>cilantro

>>53416003
I actually saw a gov commercial in Spanish. I really need to leave California.

>>53416047
Oh well, now I feel silly.

>>53416062
>be in miami
>call taxi service to get to the hotel
>"press 1 for Spanish, or 2 for English"

not making this up (like I could anyway)

>>53416059

>Aroo-guhla

>>53416106
>Ahhbergine

>>53416121
>Eggplant

>>53416062
>I really need to leave California

there are far worse problems with it than latinos gangraping everyoen

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>eggplant
>zucchini

This is probably the dumbest thread on /int/ right now

>>53416121

>Beyul Pepper

>>53416177
>rutabaga

>>53416188
>Started by an American
Duh

>>53416188
you're dumb

>>53416188
>>53415314

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>>53415678

>>53416211
>tomayters

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>>53416283
>Put roman numerals on your yearly sport
>The population can't even read them

LMAO

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Amerifats LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY pronounce 'herbs' as 'errrrbs'

Africa tier nation

Why are yanks so obsessed with us lads

>>53416295

>Rootabayguh

>>53416379

>BTFO so hard he's repeating what he posted earlier

good fucking god, clive

>Amerifats pronounce rebuttal as retreat

>>53416409
Because they lack their own culture

>>53416354
HAHAHAHAH
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>53416354
lol

Yanks have always been obsessed with the Romans, all their civic architecture is just a tacky mixture of Roman and Victorian architecture.

>>53416457
He and I are different posters
Don't think that only person finds your pronunciation of "herb" as ludicrous

>>53416457
>clive
What does he mean by this?

>>53416423
>aloominum

>>53416457
>As his rage built his tubby sausage fingers curled around his 82nd Twinkie that morning so hard all the lard he had stuffed inside shot straight onto his ceiling, tears streaming as the onslaught of banter was thrown his way he musterd all his superior American wit and responded
>BTFO

>>53416526

I guess "muhammad ibn takbir al-faisal" isn't British enough a name for you, then

>>53416579
Alright then Olaudah Equiano

>>53416560

>ladybug

>>53416617
>boot
>Equiano
>Equine
Stop thinking about fucking an American stalion, sicko.

>>53416562
>musterd
missed opportunity for mustard if you're just going to spell it wrong anyway

>>53416562
It's pronounced mustörd desu

>>53416712
Wtf are you on about anal rape victim #37

>>53416727
calm down there tubby

>>53416727
Yep missed an e

You correcting me proves that hypothesis of your current situation

>>53416749

>Swedes pronounce sale as "slutspurt"

COULD NOT MAKE IT UP

>>53416560
This is how sir humphrey davey, the first man to isolate aluminum, spelled and pronounced it, and published it

aluminium is literally the result of an anonymous critic reviewing his book.

If you use aluminium you are just enabling a centuries old shitpost

>>53411729
Vacation is an awful word

>>53416758
I've never been raped, but I am also afraid to go out alone at night. -_-

>>53416815
What? It's Rea.

Every time I say aluminium a yank baby gets castrated

>>53416828
>degenerate protestants think any time off is a holy day

shaking my head to be honest senfampai

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>>53416820

Incorrect, the original name was alumium, which he then changed to aloominum, then finally settled on aluminium

>>53416844

>>53414845
Need to change to UK dictionary m8

>>53416865

>Yanks only vacate their houses when they're going overseas

>>53416820
Davey was not the first man to isolate aluminium, he was the first man to identify the existence of a metal base of alum, which he initially called alumium not aluminum.
Friedrich Wohler is generally credited with the first person to isolate aluminium

>>53415441
How can we add an r to the end of idea, we're not rhotic.

>>53416844
Go bow to your new Muslim masters, the only way for you people is submission now, weak and pathetic, you used to be fucking vikings

>>53416870
I've never seen this word in my life, but the ending would be basically End-Sprint. I guess a final rush or something?

Generally you'll see "Rea" for sale and "Erbjudanden" for discounts. ( offer )

>>53415684
It's travelled not traveled you Americanised cunt. Kill yourself.

>>53416904
Some accents are, and I pronounce idea as eye-deer which is probably what he means
How else would you pronounce it? Eye-Dee-Ah?

>>53416968
Yes you mongoloid.

>>53416941
>This butthurt
Top kek, your butt must be colored red eh?

>>53416870
He published his book and called it aluminum.

It was, earlier, reffered to as alium in his notes, but he published it as aluminium, and the name aluminium comes from whence i stated, an anonymous critic reviewing his book thinking aluminium would sound better.

>>53416899
unless ive fallen victim to one of those universe mergers /x/ is always talking about im pretty sure he was.

The important thing though, is he published it as aluminum first, and the word 'aluminium' comes from, what i said in the reply above.

Therefore i will stubbornly stick to aluminum, as i feel the need to right the injustice of aluminium bullying.

>>53414955

we call it a freeway on the westcoast.

muh freedumbs

Poles go on vacation - wakacje
Triggered

>>53415044

>country's

you can't even fookin speak proper English m8

>>53416998
You sound retarded if you pronounce it like that, then again Australians are under no authority to claim any kind of control of the English language.
>>53417035
You're wrong, it says nowhere that Davy isolated Aluminium

>>53416968
eye-dee-uh

He isn't referring to Westciuntry or Scottish accents though m8

>>53417114
You sound retarded for pronouncing letters that aren't there, cock gobbler.

>>53415334
We call a Garage a shed.

>>53417208
Garage and shed are two different things

>>53417245
no its not. you are thinking of a car port.

>>53416020

that's how the italians pronounce it though.

>>53411729
This is why we learn American English here

>>53417127
I guess that makes sense but it still sounds weird

>>53417155
Welcome to the English Language

>>53417208
No they're completely different

>>53417208

A garage is where you park your car, a shed is where you (usually) store gardening equipment

>>53417298

A car port is a shelter with open sides

>>53417208
>australian education

>>53417109
He's probably a Jeremy Kyle special

>>53414386
most of them come with a strobe feature for some unknown reason.

>>53416062

Así es nene acostúmbrate

Brits are truly the worst fucking people

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>>53415765
>mfw britfags call popsicles "cold on the cob"

Americans call African Slaves "President"