In theory, what would be the fastest way to be arrested in your

Depends on state. Here in Nevada:

> be black
> jaywalk in front of police

Congratulations you're spending a night in jail

Disagreeing with feminists on twitter

>>53410868
I swear, why do people do that stupid lying down pose

>>53410868
Chicago
be black (implied) or smoke some drugs outside a police station

>>53410868

JESUS FUCK THAT GIRL IS FUCKING LIKE 8 FEET TALL

>>53410868
Why is she so big

>>53410868
HOLY FUCK THAT GIRL IS HUGE!

WHAT THE FUCK!

>>53410868
cycling without a light is punished by death.

>>53410970
because Buddhism is cool

Fondle a cop's tits/cock.

Call someone a nigger on facebook (kek, this is real).

Insult or grope a cop.

>>53411079
>>53411093
Are your guys' cops super fucking hot or something?

>>53410868
forging bills, with which you would get 3 yrs of imprisonment at least.

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>>53411106
one could say that

Threaten a policeman
Helps if you don't actually have a weapon or you'll possibly get a tasin' or a glockin'

Whip your dick out in a mall and helicopter?
Cops would be snarky and the trip would be generally humorous.

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>>53410868
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

>>53410868
Walk in public naked, probably

>>53410919
I once got arrested in Reno for sitting on a sidewalk for one minute.

Posting racial slurs on twitter.

>>53411320
This, there's a good chance they wouldn't even take you to jail. I think you actually would have to be a little bit violent for them to arrest you and take you to jail. Don't if that's a good or a bad thing.

>>53410868
>I will never live in her shoe

>>53411496
Don't know

>>53410868
Any excessively improper behavior like walking around naked works in any country.

>>53410868
flashing fake cop lights at the cop behind you

>>53410868
Male nudity in the city

>>53410868
>>53411357
Posting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i4wmgvKR9o

I'd probably go down to the local cop shop and expose my genitalia towards the doors.

>>53411049
As it should be.

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>Shakespeare Festival
>Alas, poor Yorick, I kn-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IS THAT A FUCKING GIANT!??!

> Be in Texas
> Literally piss on the Alamo

Ozzy Osbourne knows about that.

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>>53411213
>Police forces in your country will never have a bunda brigade.

Insult Islam

>>53410868
Create cult organisation and insult any existing religion in your country

is that girl 3 meters? wow

>>53410868
Anyone else not notice the huge girl at first?

Only an elephant dick would satisfy her. Cucked by a fucking elephant

>>53410868
>in country

Taking a photo of a policemen

>in city

Waging a Spanish flag in the old town

Pretend you're a guerilla group member.

run at a police officer with a shirt around your face

my mate did that when he was fucked up on e at a rave and the cops bashed the cunt out of him

>>53410868
Publicly and openly denying Holocaust.
And it would work in most white countries too!

>>53410868
Call the police and say that youre an armed islamist. Doesnt get much faster.

>>53410868
Saying out loud what you think of muslims.

>>53411320

t. Knower

>>53410868
Drive a police station, put it in neutral and just start revving your engine

Ignore them when they come out to tell you to stop

Alternatively If you don't want to waste petrol, ride a bike to a police station and just ride around the carpark without a helmet on, when they tell you to put one tell them to fuck off and ride away

Either you get away with murder or get arrested for nothing

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>>53413792
>ride a bike to a police station and just ride around the carpark without a helmet on, when they tell you to put one tell them to fuck off and ride away

>>53410868
who's that giant in your pic related

is shoop?

FREEDOM
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WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT HUGE GIRL IN THE PIC, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

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>>53413792

>>53410868
Drunk and disorderly conduct

>>53411543
We had some recessist group here which travelled in subway only in underwear. Both men and women. Only thing they received were weird looks from dressed passengers.

>>53415267
I said "naked".

>>53410868
Where can I find woman like the one laying down?

My dick is screaming for more

>>53415572
>wanking to whale
as expected from Iceland.

>>53410868
Getting caught doing Snoo Snoo with the giant lying down?

>>53410868
Stand in front of a police station naked and helicoptering.