San Diego edition
>that emotional state when no female significant other
This has been killing me for the past few months, I really need to ask her out and hope for the best.
Not good. Just woke up in my own sweat. I haven't slept well since a few days because of the finals that I'm going to fail in a month. The idiotic thing is, that I want to quit this all anyways so I shouldn't even care. But somehow it doesn't work that way as it seems.
I was told we'd sail the seas for american gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears, im a broken man on halifax pier.
the last of barrets privateers
Where's nova scotia at he needs to listen to this
Smoking doesn't make you cool, you stupid underage degenerate shithead. It makes you look like an edgy tryhard faggot.
But I guess sucking on cancer dicks is an alright way to practise for when you eventually realize you're just a betacuck pansy and move up to real men.
Oh, by the way, smoking reduces testosterone. So enjoy your tiny cocktail weenie getting even more pathetic.
So is this.
have an assignment due at midnight and i cant bring myself to start it lads
A few years ago I went to Japan to meet my girlfriends family. So i decided to stay up the night before so I could sleep on the flight, since it was 11 hours.
On the flight I was seated next to an old Philippine woman who had flight anxiety and took a xanax and was drinking a fuck ton of wine, and would keep talking to me even though i had headphones on and closing my eyes. I didnt get one bit of sleep the entire flight. Also I learned that I couldnt fall asleep while sitting up anyways, just cant get comfy. Couldnt change seats either cause they were all taken. Nice lady though
Can't sleep in the plane too. I don't feel comfortable flying and the fight to Las Vegas took about 10 hours or something. Haven't slept much before because I was hoping the same as you did. In the end I've been up for about 30 hours and I felt like a zombie. Worst part was that my eyes were hurting and the ground at the LAS was so bright plus the heat was hitting.
Still one of the best vacations ever.
>just finished Life Is Strange
I want to go sleep and not wake up
i FEEL you bro
-40 C right now with wind chill
Ask a guy who lost his virginity 4 nights ago anything
who knows but I get to do it again next year I wish canada had somewhere with comfy winters
Fuck, I just missed my chance, too
Someone on /mgg/ said David Bowie died and then I checked the news and nothing was up, and his Wikipedia was in present tense
Then someone posted a link to his Twitter which said that he died, and sure enough I checked the Wikipedia page and it said David Bowie WAS an singer n shit etc.
Just fuck my shit up
this year was kind of wierd some days/weeks our weather was sitting at a range of -20 - -10 and other days/weeks itt'l drop to what we have now. Even for the winter it usually snows on haloween it didnt snow until later in November this year which was kind of strange.
>He died the same day his last CD was released.
I don't need the whole page, just the first sentence is good enough for me. Clearly the guy who puts it into the machine isn't particularly fast, so I just have to beat him
I could've got it this time but I blew it.
>friend hears about bowie
>"welp, time to listen to under pressure"
What the fuck lads
I didn't know we had our very own warlock.
There is no such thing as anime addiction
Has anyone gotten pop ip ads in the homepage?
Or is it just me?
I think i got an adware on my computer.
I tried scanning it with macaffe but it said that is clean.
Do you know how to remove it?
>gf cheated on me with limey scum
fuck the united "kingdom" of bongistan and all it's shitty lad culture faggotry and cunts. literally the worst country on earth
>I tried scanning it with macaffe but it said that is clean.
>trusting a murdering, child molesting, bath salt smoking nutter
>not using GNU/Linux
>not using software that respects your freedoms
So whats the real reason behind the super slowing down of /cum/
Sounds like you've got a case of penis cancer. Better chop it off so it doesn't spread, mate.
>he thinks liking black dick is a decision
feel kinda bad for abandoning /cum/ tb h but /brit/ is just so much faster and the bantz are top
this is also very cute~
ugh...too much for me to go through tonight!!!
>Fapping to two women touching eachother without knowing they're in love
What do you think I am, some kind of jerkoff robot?
It's literally all there is you guys got memed hard.
I've never seen Love Live though this could be non-canonical!
Also bed time.
I guess this is one way to start my day. I'll try it.
The translation is kinda shit. It's still enjoyable.
>Hizaki is unironically a man
almost forgot about that band tho, used to listen to them when I was ultraweeb
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to /cum/ and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
The malware byte thing worked
Fucking thanks brits, canadians and americans
/cum/ on baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right
It was basically futa, so that makes it okay.
Except those boys were missing a little something.
That's just a minor difference. Everything else was in check.
Fair enough. Those boys were very moe desu
I'm still not settled on this one. I've always liked Fox Stevenson's vocals but Feint's kinda gone in a really wubsy direction since I first started listening to his stuff.
Also, hanaji full ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktjfL7mj6s
>wake up from phone notifications
>chauffeur friends to bar
>eat diner food
>shitpost on mongolian pottery forum
I've never been more sympathetic to this pretentious hunk of garbage
>can't escape my regrets even while sleeping because I just end up having dreams about them
I ordered pizza.
>Should I just ask, or try my luck while in the heat of the moment during sex?
Ask. Proper cleaning ahead of time is important with that sort of stuff. Talk about it etc.
So I guess that's a no. Should I clip them?
Just don't pressure her over it. Say it's something you've thought you might enjoy and would like to try if she's interested/comfortable, and see how she feels.
>david bowie is dead
>He died ”peacefully“ and was surrounded by family, representative Steve Martin said early Monday.
Odd that they put it in quotes, maybe because it was a painful cancer death.
God damn. So many actors and singers I like are going to die over the next 10 years.
A job for which they can claim a reasonably difficulty in locating a local person to fill that role.
Basically anything that requires substantial training will do.
Also this. Each province can nominated people for settlement within it.
>Wants to move to Canada
>Won't even read into our immigration laws
to be fair they're confusing as fuck, and the hoops people have to jump for legal immigration are kind of intimidating if you have to do it on your own
not to mention all the job scams out there