San Diego edition
>>53410168
>that pic
fucking illiterate cholos, I'm triggered
>I'm not gay, I just like cute things
edition
How is everybody doing tonight?
bit curious desu
http://strawpoll.me/6507773
>>53410222
Shite.
Lonely as fuck.
>>53410224
>>53410222
Good but depressed... life is changing, need a job.
>>53410222
scared for school
>>53410256
What is a mestizo etc. All those yank terms for S. Americans.
>that emotional state when no female significant other
This has been killing me for the past few months, I really need to ask her out and hope for the best.
>>53410298
>>53410222
Not good. Just woke up in my own sweat. I haven't slept well since a few days because of the finals that I'm going to fail in a month. The idiotic thing is, that I want to quit this all anyways so I shouldn't even care. But somehow it doesn't work that way as it seems.
>>53410303
Mixed race, native and spanish
>>53410312
>>53410303
mestizo is between indio and castizo
it's a latam thing
>>53410306
mine as well ask her out, what do you have to lose?
smoking some cig
>>53410371
Nothing, but I really suck at handling rejection. And don't get me started on my pride, that's gonna get a huge hit, especially after stepping up my normie game so much in 2015.
I was told we'd sail the seas for american gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears, im a broken man on halifax pier.
the last of barrets privateers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKQ4qlZqm8
Where's nova scotia at he needs to listen to this
>>53410222
doing just fine as usual but a bit anxious about an upcoming busy week
Heading to bed.
Night everyone.
>>53410406
worst case scenario if she says no just hit the bottle hard and shitpost in /cum/ until you feel better. 2016 is the year of becoming normies desu
>>53410404
>smoking
>ever
Smoking doesn't make you cool, you stupid underage degenerate shithead. It makes you look like an edgy tryhard faggot.
But I guess sucking on cancer dicks is an alright way to practise for when you eventually realize you're just a betacuck pansy and move up to real men.
Oh, by the way, smoking reduces testosterone. So enjoy your tiny cocktail weenie getting even more pathetic.
>>53410466
good luck m8
>>53410432
top comfy
>>53410485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ
>>53410466
Sleep well.
>Got a flight at 5:30
>Still haven't slept
>>53410222
Bored out of my mind
I really need a hobby or a job, but I can't find a short term job so idk
>>53410466
Hopefully you get to sleep fast anon
>>53410513
build gunpla
>>53410470
lmao at you
>>53410432
That's catchy.
So is this.
https://youtu.be/TVY8LoM47xI
>>53410466
Night pal x
>>53410550
TOPLAD. Stan rogers is goat.
>>53410509
Don't most people stay up prior to a flight so they sleep during the flight?
Is Los Angeles just too competitive a job market? What would be a good place to look for work right out of college?
>>53410567
I'm leaving for the airport at 2:30 though, I don't want to sleep at the airport.
>>53410606
Where are you going
>>53410528
eh not really my thing
have an assignment due at midnight and i cant bring myself to start it lads
>>53410606
Oh, well I guess RIP you. Where are you heading to?
>>53410509
A few years ago I went to Japan to meet my girlfriends family. So i decided to stay up the night before so I could sleep on the flight, since it was 11 hours.
On the flight I was seated next to an old Philippine woman who had flight anxiety and took a xanax and was drinking a fuck ton of wine, and would keep talking to me even though i had headphones on and closing my eyes. I didnt get one bit of sleep the entire flight. Also I learned that I couldnt fall asleep while sitting up anyways, just cant get comfy. Couldnt change seats either cause they were all taken. Nice lady though
>>53410623
Memphis. It should be an hour long flight so I don't think I'd get enough sleep on the plane anyways.
>>53410466
night senpai
>14 below
>>53410168
I live less than ten minutes from Chicano Park.
>>53410680
Can't sleep in the plane too. I don't feel comfortable flying and the fight to Las Vegas took about 10 hours or something. Haven't slept much before because I was hoping the same as you did. In the end I've been up for about 30 hours and I felt like a zombie. Worst part was that my eyes were hurting and the ground at the LAS was so bright plus the heat was hitting.
Still one of the best vacations ever.
>>53411240
could be -40 desu
Just watched Frank, lads
good stuff
eyes hurt
night bakas
>>53411456
night, manitoba
>>53411291
Ya luckily i got there late so I was able to sleep for like 12 hours and adjusted my sleep schedule pretty easily. Sleep deprivation is one of the worst feelings
buruma
Shower time
>>53411826
>just finished Life Is Strange
I want to go sleep and not wake up
>>53411855
I hope you didnt play the last chapter
>>53411883
I did.
>>53411834
>>53411914
what did you think of the very end
>>53411956
Had to make a choice. Made the right one most likely, almost cried.
I want to be the person who goes on Wikipedia and changes an article to past tense after the person it's about dies
>deserts, jungles, and tundra are different types of ______
I can't remember the word
>>53412111
Kill someone with an article, then.
>>53412113
biomes?
>>53411916
I think I need a source :o
>>53411916
i think majora's mask was influential in the development of my /ss/ interests
>>53412111
https://youtu.be/ScVi_L817ec
>>53412299
>[the current year]
>liking /ss/
Kill yourself, Freudian pedo.
>>53410306
i FEEL you bro
>>53411240
-40 C right now with wind chill
>>53412344
how are you alive
>tfw scared to go to sleep and start school tomorrow
Guess I'll shitpost on int
Are all vpn's banned here?
>>53412318
https://twitter.com/DavidBowieReal/status/686434952464982016
g-guys?
>>53412434
;~;
My will to fap is gone
>>53412166
http://exhentai.org/g/865154/4288ff8582/
>>53412268
>>53412432
>>53412493
Ask a guy who lost his virginity 4 nights ago anything
>>53412381
who knows but I get to do it again next year I wish canada had somewhere with comfy winters
>>53412434
Well shit.
>>53412434
wow...seems to be real, too
>>53412434
>can you hear me, major tom?
not any longer ;_;
>>53412522
It'll be even worse next year if I remember el ninno right
>>53412434
literally who
>>53412434
right in the feels
>>53412515
Where did you find a girl to touch your disgusting, diseased spic shrimp-dick?
>>53412434
Aw shit that really bums me out
>>53412111
Fuck, I just missed my chance, too
Someone on /mgg/ said David Bowie died and then I checked the news and nothing was up, and his Wikipedia was in present tense
Then someone posted a link to his Twitter which said that he died, and sure enough I checked the Wikipedia page and it said David Bowie WAS an singer n shit etc.
Just fuck my shit up
>>53412562
ur mom's house
>>53412549
this year was kind of wierd some days/weeks our weather was sitting at a range of -20 - -10 and other days/weeks itt'l drop to what we have now. Even for the winter it usually snows on haloween it didnt snow until later in November this year which was kind of strange.
>>53412515
Share story
>>53412515
Did you have to pay?
David Bowie died, and I feel really sad
>>53412602
wow I need to sleep
>>53412515
at least her brother let you keep your head after
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>53412638
I feel mad that I didn't get to change his Wikipedia
>>53412638
>He died the same day his last CD was released.
>>53412709
It's automatic.
>>53412718
it has to be a hoax
it just has to
>>53412737
nah mang, his son confirmed it on twitter
>>53412728
Yes, and?
>>53412638
RIP in peaces
>>53412771
So you're never going to get to do it? Someone just runs a script that changes the tenses.
>>53412718
>dying two days after your birthday
got to be weird
>>53412831
I don't need the whole page, just the first sentence is good enough for me. Clearly the guy who puts it into the machine isn't particularly fast, so I just have to beat him
I could've got it this time but I blew it.
beep
Occultbro.
Are you in this thread? I want to talk to you you're interesting as fuck. Feel like you can teach me a lot.
>>53412965
Who?
>>53412991
>Not knowing the warlock of /cum/
>friend hears about bowie
>"welp, time to listen to under pressure"
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584?s=09
What the fuck lads
>>53413050
kek
>>53413070
>2010
>was still with Russell Brand at the time
>>53410303
2016 off to a fucking booming start
>>53413070
that is so hot
>>53413040
Naice.
I didn't know we had our very own warlock.
>>53413160
>>53413040
He's not a heretic. Just interested in the occult. He has christ in his heart
>>53413070
>white women
>2016
I keep telling you buds
help me please. I can't stop watching anime
>>53413070
An erotic joke, get with the time gramps, it's 2016.
>>53413172
What kind of occult?
>>53413172
(the anti-christ)
>>53413178
have you considered getting a lobotomy? A user who used to post on here got one and it did wonders for him
>>53413208
Egyptian occultism I think and secret societies that practice it.
He's an intersting guy
>>53413232
anti-psychotics basically are lobotomies
>>53413232
Poor guy.
>>53413178
There is no such thing as anime addiction
>>53413272
what is this and why do you have a webm of it
>>53413272
what the fuck
>>53413301
Just in case he comes back.
>>53410168
That looks like some shit I've seen in MExico City
you need to kill those low lifes anon.
>>53413315
too bad you scared him off. Just couldn't handle the banter i guess
Has anyone gotten pop ip ads in the homepage?
Or is it just me?
I think i got an adware on my computer.
I tried scanning it with macaffe but it said that is clean.
Do you know how to remove it?
>gf cheated on me with limey scum
fuck the united "kingdom" of bongistan and all it's shitty lad culture faggotry and cunts. literally the worst country on earth
>>53413524
>I tried scanning it with macaffe but it said that is clean.
>>53413524
run an MBAM on your computer. Also mcafee is trash use either avira,nod32, or bitdefender.
Lol just cheated with some Yank's GF. She said he had a small dick so he had to go.
>>53413218
>>53413570
Very rude post
>>53413596
nice
Chapter 3 never :(
>>53413524
McAfee is literally a virus
>>53413596
FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T FUNNY
>>53413524
>macaffee
>trusting a murdering, child molesting, bath salt smoking nutter
>>53413570
Kek
>>53413685
But Micoffee agreed that Mcafee was bad, so in a way isn't using McAfee NOT listening to him?
>>53413685
>>53413620
>>53413586
>>53413581
I seriously thought mcaffe was pretty good
Ok so malwarebyte, got it.
The free version one?
>>53413524
>having anti-virus
>not using GNU/Linux
>not using software that respects your freedoms
>>53413734
>free version one
Well obviously the paid version is gonna be better
It's literally up to you
>>53413734
yea you only really need it for the ondemand scanner paid just makes it auto scan, it doesnt replace an AV tho
>>53413619
Fuck you
Made me look
Didn't even believe it and i still looked for it
http://exhentai.org/g/791602/76c6c6c3cb/
>>53413524
Try Malwarebyte and AdAware or maybe Hitman Pro.
>>53413734
Get bullguard.
It's the safest
I-I use Avast and MB....
How tf do people type a backward p
What does it even mean
So whats the real reason behind the super slowing down of /cum/
>>53413898
Who knows, but hopefully it continues. This general is absolute shit and deserves to die.
>>53413366
He doesn't even explain it wtf
She said she likes big black dicks. Pretty self explanatory. She's an idol for millions of young girls
>>53413919
never gonna happen
>>53413777
>Males only
>>53413935
Reminder.
>>53413898
I know at least 4 people from /cum/ who have been banned for retarded shit. Probably a lot more have too
>>53413954
>>53413926
Yeah, I don't care enough to search out the context of that tweet. If she likes black dick then it's her decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYyMu3pzL4
unironically like this f a m
holy FUCK I have to jack off, my dick is like literally itching
>>53414009
you probably have crabs
>>53413898
left for /brit/
>>53413986
Fine.
http://exhentai.org/g/867406/d0113af707/
>>53414021
it's more complicated than that, it's like an internal itch
>>53414009
Sounds like you've got a case of penis cancer. Better chop it off so it doesn't spread, mate.
>>53414053
>Language: Japanese
>>53414053
much better
>>53413992
>he thinks liking black dick is a decision
>>53413777
finally some good content!
>>53413777
underrated fetish imo
/s/acfa492833/668554-127
feel kinda bad for abandoning /cum/ tb h but /brit/ is just so much faster and the bantz are top
>>53413777
this is a good futa comic
>>53414053
the love between two woman truly is the purest
>>53414180
this desu
>>53414086
It's porn.
>>53414180
this is fact
>>53414121
this is also very cute~
ugh...too much for me to go through tonight!!!
>>53414219
>Fapping to two women touching eachother without knowing they're in love
What do you think I am, some kind of jerkoff robot?
>exhentai
>Hehehe m-m-muh sikrit klub
>>53414278
this. what the fuck is the meme about putting some shitty panda there
>>53414278
>>53414312
It's literally all there is you guys got memed hard.
>>53414219
its art desu
>>53414312
>he fell for the panda meme
sleepy time
>>53414265
This one's translated.
>>53414373
>>53414265
fug
http://exhentai.org/g/789022/d15d512e2d/
>>53414312
You don't like pandas?
>>53414312
the panda is fucking cute, you dumb fuck
>>53414373
>>53414392
I've never seen Love Live though this could be non-canonical!
Also bed time.
>>53414347
BL is art.
>>53414428
Sweet dreams.
>>53414428
Everything's canon in idolland. Good night.
>>53414428
It's basically canon. Good night.
>>53414532
>>53413777
>>53414428
hey i'm from san diego
>>53410470
you seem like a loser
how terrible, really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vde0w7U2ev8
>>53414596
chicano
>>53414581
I guess this is one way to start my day. I'll try it.
>>53414596
me too
Rancho SF master race
>>53414651
That one wasn't very cute desu
>>53414691
i can agree with that
carlsbad second tier reporting in
>>53414705
it was terrible bullying!
>>53414678
The translation is kinda shit. It's still enjoyable.
>>53414661
>Hizaki is unironically a man
almost forgot about that band tho, used to listen to them when I was ultraweeb
>>53414769
How can you read as much as you do and still be bothered by shit translations?
>>53414743
isn't it great having rich parents
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to /cum/ and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
>>53414769
Approved
>ywn be a member of the LA Sheriff's Department and have a night shift in Malibu
why live
Guys
The malware byte thing worked
Fucking thanks brits, canadians and americans
>lemmy dies
>now bowie is gone too
I wonder if we'll have another mass die-off of celebs like the summer of '09.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6fwe3EFTRQ
>>53414802
/cum/ on baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right
>>53414856
I knew you'd love it.
>>53414993
Couldn't care less about the anime but the OP song is very catchy.
>>53415055
It was basically futa, so that makes it okay.
what the fuck is an xyz tld?
>>53415232
one of the new bajillion tlds proposed by ICANN
Google's new parent company is on one iIRC
>>53415297
great
have a topical image
>>53415173
Except those boys were missing a little something.
>>53415297
You're forgetting the most important xyz domain
https://melonpan.xyz/
>>53415316
That's just a minor difference. Everything else was in check.
>>53415316
God toradora was fucking amazing
The only anime i liked
today I had a dream that I was forced to crossdress in public. what does it mean
>>53415685
It means you should install extra flags.
>>53415685
j-just like my chinese novels~
>>53415414
Fair enough. Those boys were very moe desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHwVZc6QYY
>>53416642
https://soundcloud.com/anozerway/feather-nujabes
>>53416666
https://soundcloud.com/foxstevenson/fox-stevenson-feint-everythings-wrong
I'm still not settled on this one. I've always liked Fox Stevenson's vocals but Feint's kinda gone in a really wubsy direction since I first started listening to his stuff.
Also, hanaji full ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktjfL7mj6s
Today must be better than the last two days.
Please.
>>53417128
nope
>>53417148
ok
-3 outside tonight
i hate living in wisconsin
>>53417493
46 in Orlando, you can visit me if you'd like
>>53417544
>inland florida
>>53417604
>greater Cuba
>>53417604
Beaches are for normalfags, I'd rather have the theme parks.
>>53417637
I just woke up less than 20 minutes ago
>>53417637
>>53417627
beaches are free
theme parks are expensive as fuck
>>53417637
>wake up from phone notifications
>chauffeur friends to bar
>eat diner food
>shitpost on mongolian pottery forum
I've never been more sympathetic to this pretentious hunk of garbage
>>53417710
Yes, that is correct.
>>53417951
JUST DO IT
>>53418492
Maybe one day.
i cant believe david bowie is dead
>>53418904
>can't escape my regrets even while sleeping because I just end up having dreams about them
why me
>>53419173
Peace comes to us all, one day
Time to wake up and take your alpha brain and shroom tech boys. Workout starts in 30 mins.
>>53419464
just finished mine
good luck
I'm feeling it.
How do I move to canada. Im white and have money.
My life is going nowhere and im unskilled. what do
Good morning!
What'cha eating?
>>53423648
Strawberries with rice chex and a bagel
What about yourself?
>>53423847
Trail mix and water.
>>53410204
I am gay, and I like cute things.
I want to give my gf a rimjob, but I'm not sure how to go about it.
Should I just ask, or try my luck while in the heat of the moment during sex?
>>53423648
I ordered pizza.
>>53423991
>Should I just ask, or try my luck while in the heat of the moment during sex?
Ask. Proper cleaning ahead of time is important with that sort of stuff. Talk about it etc.
>>53423847
Coffee and Oatmeal with blueberries. Few things better.
Do girls find long toenails on guys attractive?
>>53424031
kind of weird to just ask though.
>>53424104
Do you and your girlfriend not discuss sex openly like adults or something?
>>53424079
what.... no. what the fuck?
>>53424031
naturally captain sweden knows all about asses
>>53424079
No. Why the fuck would anyone find that appealing?
>>53424130
yeah, but I haven't been with her that long and I'm not sure how she would take it.
>>53424079
So I guess that's a no. Should I clip them?
>>53424289
Worst comes to worse she says no
She isn't going to dump you because you want to do that.
Fuck me, this place man.
>>53423433
please anons
>>53424335
>>53423433
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/eligibility.asp
>>53424289
Just don't pressure her over it. Say it's something you've thought you might enjoy and would like to try if she's interested/comfortable, and see how she feels.
>>53424455
Disgusting creatures.
>>53424297
If you have to ask commit suicide instead.
>>53424455
>>53424511
>david bowie is dead
Unexpected lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
>>53424397
I can only get there through IEC (working holiday) for 24 months maximum. How do I stay there longer?
>>53424624
w-what
you're lying
>>53424692
He killed himself dude. Sad as fuck.
>>53423433
get a job at a ski resort like all the other Aussies
our countries also trade tree planters I think
>>53424692
No bro
We lost him ;_;
>>53424721
It was cancer
>>53424749
Nah he was killed by meme magic.
>>53424685
Job offer from an employer and standard work visa.
>>53424721
>He died ”peacefully“ and was surrounded by family, representative Steve Martin said early Monday.
Odd that they put it in quotes, maybe because it was a painful cancer death.
God damn. So many actors and singers I like are going to die over the next 10 years.
>>53424782
>interweb voodoo
>>53424792
Any employer? Doesnt it have to be skilled work not just any job? pls help, im so bored ad depressed I need a change of scenery
>>53424685
Got to get invited by employers. Look up permanent residence requirements. I think you need to log a certain amount of hours working here to apply.
>>53424859
A job for which they can claim a reasonably difficulty in locating a local person to fill that role.
Basically anything that requires substantial training will do.
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/express-entry/index.asp
Also this. Each province can nominated people for settlement within it.
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/provincial/apply-who.asp
>>53424950
>>53424909
Is this after Im there on working visa or something? If I go there on working holiday and try to get a full time job which fits the requirements will that work?
thanks
>>53425081
>Wants to move to Canada
>Won't even read into our immigration laws
>>53425191
to be fair they're confusing as fuck, and the hoops people have to jump for legal immigration are kind of intimidating if you have to do it on your own
not to mention all the job scams out there
>>53424855
>>53425191
Im reading anon. IIt just seems way harder trying to get a skilled job from outside canada or if it would be easier trying to get one whilst on working holiday visa.
>>53425270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8
>>53425257
hahahah, I know. Canadian immigration laws are fucking arcane bullshit.
>>53425257
>>53425399
Speaking of this. You know citizenship time requirements are legislated in terms of HOURS spent in Canada?
>>53424730
will this let me stay there permanently
>tfw no tall blonde swedish gf
>>53425565
check this out: http://www.welcomebc.ca/Immigrate/work-in-bc/tfw.aspx
BC is gonna be your best bet for working at a ski resort, or maybe Alberta
there is a new thread but the op was too stupid to link
>>53424394
>>53424394
>>53424394