world would be a better place if germany won ww1 edition
I want a trump supporting qt as my lover.
Remember that match well, it was 10 days before 9/11
Not even Rasheed. But I prefer brown eyed girls.
Are you going to bangor?
best edition of 2016 so far
all liverpool players who scored btw
dog is doing big snores and farts
Have you been to bangor on Easter?
It's fucking MENTAL. Saw someone fall onto the traintracks and nearly get hit by a train because it was so crowded. It's good banter all around, loads of smicks though
GG Allins brother sells stuff on facebook to fund his drug habit
he's gabbing about the easter rising m8 not a bangor do
Applying to engineers without borders, lads.
Literally writing an essay, so I can give money to strangers, so I can go to a shithole for 6 months, and help foreigners not get cholera.
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
6. South Africa
8. New Zealand
That's because the Luftwaffe was in such deep shit their pilots were always in the air unlike any good nation which their pilots did a few months in france then went back home for ages to get rested
I was working at one of the concessions stands at the Tottenham hotspur vs Leicester game today, lads.
I was the white guy in kiosk S2.
Fuck me definitely calling all my Irish mates p1 packers from now on
yeah, we always do that. instead of conquering one country after another why try to conquer all at once. instead of take some thousand refugees a year we take them all at once. eu worked out so well so far, but we had to fuck it up again
>mfw germany wont rule the world in my lifetime
CAUSE HER WAS BLACK AND HER EYES WERE BLUE
AND I KNEW RIGHT THEN ID BE TAKIN A WHIRL
ROUND THE SALTHILL PROM WITH A GALWAYS GIRL
AY I AY I AY I AY
>tfw the Germans rebuilt Dresden well and it now looks quite nice
Even when we win we can't fucking win
ww1 and ww2 was literally fucking pointless lads
it was all literally just britain attempting to hang on to their position as global hegemon and the end result was losing that status anyway
should have just handed the baton to germany and let them control the world for a bit, would have been better than the destruction of european society 2bh
why wouldn't it be? its not africa (yet) is it
I'm caught in two minds. I'm really glad we got to see him during his peak for a little bit with Liverpool but I'm sad to see him go. But if he didn't go, I wouldn't have seen the greatest front three in the history of football. So I'm a bit caught.
WHITE NATIONS BLED TO DEATH
Sorry Germany we had a mad man called Harris who loved nothing more than bombing German cities into rubble and collecting the photos in a blue book. Churchill wanted to bomb oil, Harris wanted to ruin cities using the failed excuse it would shortern the war.
Firebombing was his idea
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
People were worried about the same thing when Torres left. And Owen. And Gerrard. There'll be another, but it'll probably take the better part of a decade, unfortunately.
>tfw it led to importing turks and moroccans who didn't want to leave afterwards causing this islamic bullshit
>WW1 was. WW2 wasn't.
hitler was practically trying to do the same thing all the germans were trying to do in ww1 2bh
no but losing them does. if ww1 never happened kikes would have never seized power in russia, the german empire wouldnt have ended, or the austro-hungarian one and the wave of liberalism that happened after these empires died out would have never ruined european society
>Sorry Germany we had a mad man called Harris
Sir Harris to you plebeian
imagine we wouldnt have gone full yolocaust. the guilt would have been much lower and the german people for sure would have wanted to take revange for these bombings some time in the 20th century.
>his thought is so euclidean that he still believes in the concept of nation states
>with friend and his gf
>she asks what i'm doing
>tell her about my med school applications and shit
>"oh that's so cool. if you get in then girls will have the best reason to date you"
Can't really see it in this picture but all these mounds were caused by it
Want to hear a weird story I have never told anyone before?
>About 6 years ago
>I am a teenager, hardcore liberal
>No problem with Muslims
>Frequently go on Omegle and have a moderate success rate with girls
>Get through to five Pakistani girls all stood around the computer giggling
>Chat to all of them for about an hour, they all give me their individual skypes
>One of them REALLY likes me, and is coming to the UK in the sumer to do some sort of short fashion course in London
>We discuss sex, she is a devout Muslim, says she would never do it before marriage or with anyone who isn't a Muslim
>My interest immediately drops to a very low level
>Throw caution to the wind and tell her it's a shame because I would love to suck on her big tits
>She gets very bashful and flustered
>Goes on to say that she would probably do other stuff with me, but not relinquish her virginity
>We keep talking, she comes over in the summer, her parents get her an apartment in London.
>I stayed with her for almost her entire time here and got as many blowjobs and handys as a man could dream of
>Get read for the kicker
>I managed to talk her into letting me fuck her ass a couple of weeks before she goes home
>Nothing but anal sex and oral and handys for the rest of the time until she goes home
>She absolutely loves it
>She moves back, we stay in touch a while, but eventually drift apart
>A year later I see she is getting married
Only looking back now am I having huge laughs, my world views have changed a great deal since then.
Now that I think of it Australia and South Korea are our only allies that I can't think of any time we have majorly fucked over
Our Middle Eastern """allies""" excluded because they can barely be called allies
Had a dream I was at a /brit/ meetup last night. This place has ruined me.
Someone bludgeoned poleaboo to death and we all had to go on the run because the police were trying to do all of us with conspiracy to murder. We had Roual Moat as our leader and camped out on Shetland Isles before killing ourselves in a suicide pact.
very good dream
I have unironically had dreams where I'm just /brit/posting and worrying about things such as the post timer, being banned and the captcha not working
sometimes il wake up and realise the argument i had here didn't actually happen
Good lad. Same.
Hope you have a Rhodesia flag and Brandenburg the book
>tfw dreams used to be crazy bizarre shit involving ghosts and Snoop Dogg and knights and dinosaurs
>tfw dreams are now just brief escapes from loneliness where my brain can placate me with imaginary companionship
>>tfw dreams are now just brief escapes from loneliness where my brain can placate me with imaginary companionship
>tfw can lucid dream and always visit my designated dream gf every night who is the same girl all the tame and tenderly loves me
>Being fully aware that you're lying to yourself
>Being fully aware that you're so lonely that you've resorted this
>Being fully aware you can never actually have that perfect dream gf
Sounds more like a nightmare.
>Do it every time I finish a wank so to make sure there's no cum on my nob end.
Life is forever changed.
going to join you (not figuratively but literally haha)
I dream a lot because I can lucid dream
You don't feel emotions in dreams really and I am far from lonely. I just do it because it's a type of lucid dream that can barely go wrong.
When you use your imagination too much in lucid dreams they can get hellish and you literally get chased by demons and other entities and you can feel their presence.
Fucking scary. Had a lucid dream turn into me getting sent to the ninth circle of hell before.
Pineal gland. Egyptians knew about it. That's what the eye of Horus is.
But when people say third eye they are referring to being spiritual and not materialistic, being more in the so called spirit realm than the material realm. If you spend a lot of time daydreaming and such
Practice meditation. A lot. I've got to the point where I get hypnagogic hallucinations when meditating.
Whatever mate. In the Scottish Rite they literally tell you this at a certain degree.
>when some insecure cunt mentions he's a virgin in every one of his posts
Never met a racist named rorke
never met a paki named rasheed
>i was being very conservative
when i break the 1500ug and then the 2000ug barrier i will permanently be on a cosmic level so far above normal consciousness i don't know how i'm going to operate in society anymore, trying to play these primitive mammalian ego-territorial-status roleplaying games. i may just retire to bhutan and meditate in peace forever.
Haha mate told me to send this to my waifu what am I lads
Fit all of these but only 5'10''
That being said, every single one of my gfs has been a 7 to 9/10, so I don't think those two inches make much difference. I also have a very handsome and aesthetic face, AND a perfectly sized 7 inch penis. I have been pretty lucky with genetics 2bh
Nothing wrong with having confidence in your appearance.
My height has literally never stopped me from getting laid, girls love me 2bh, and 5'10'' isn't even short, I very rarely see girls taller than me.
Bovril is supposed to be drunk warm, though. Fucking Mongstralia.
AND PEOPLE STILL SAY THAT THE CULTURAL AND RACIAL DESTRUCTION OF EUROPE IS NOT PURPOSEFULLY ENGINEERED AND THAT CULTURAL MARXISM IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!
>>some girl on normiebook likes wagner
>>wow i never thought she was into composers
>>it's the wagner that was on x-factor
>Seoul Secret, the whitening supplementary brand, has apologized for its latest advert with the appalling slogan, "White is winning"