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cara

I want a paki Brit qt as my lover :3

a car

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world would be a better place if germany won ww1 edition

>>53403593
How does he do it

Share your secret lad

laddddddssssssss whats good

>>53403700
Willhelm wouldn't have supported Hitler. His relatives were Russian.

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>>53403645

I want a trump supporting qt as my lover.

>>53403617
>That's big for a cock
>mfw 7.5"
>mfw no face

>>53403671
Na lad, I'm pretty sure I'm a proper wee fenian deep down. Can't lie and say I'm not excited for Easter this year.

Need a black qt gf desu
Need to end this disgusting white bloodline

>>53403724
the sky lol

>>53403735
hitler would never have been a thing senpai

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>>53403586

Remember that match well, it was 10 days before 9/11

aching for a gf lads

>>53403710
love

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Not even Rasheed. But I prefer brown eyed girls.

>>53403768
Are you going to bangor?

>>53403764
>"""""cascadia""""" flag
binman.jpg

>>53403789
gay

>>53403764
Dude.. That's a trap

burn hollywood to the ground

>not owning an assortment of neo-nazi flags

>>53403768
are you the taig that trained in romania for a bit

>>53403769
HI ULSTER

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>>53403586
best edition of 2016 so far

all liverpool players who scored btw

>>53403798
What's happening in Bangor?

>I prefer brown eyed girls
Pretty Rasheed of you lad.

>>53403841
Na, different taig.

watching the golden globes desu

>>53403822
still a qt

>tfw you remember Heskey hasn't even retired yet

Absolute madman

having a spray

whatever happened to bengali bro

>>53403764
I'm pretty sure i've seen him and his friends playing with each other's cocks on chaturbate

actually looked convincing too until you really start to pick things apart

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dog is doing big snores and farts

>>53403845
HI CALI

>>53403856
Have you been to bangor on Easter?

It's fucking MENTAL. Saw someone fall onto the traintracks and nearly get hit by a train because it was so crowded. It's good banter all around, loads of smicks though

>>53403865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLscsQPyidg

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GG Allins brother sells stuff on facebook to fund his drug habit

>>53403893
Is this just an Easter thing or an Easter Rising thing?

>>53403897
hahahaha

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>>53403893
he's gabbing about the easter rising m8 not a bangor do

>>53403865
>people think Heskey was bad
Don't get it.

>>53403913
literally who

>>53403890
Posts in desi from getting bantered too hard here.

>>53403950
>>53403919
Ah right

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me and the lads

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Applying to engineers without borders, lads.
Literally writing an essay, so I can give money to strangers, so I can go to a shithole for 6 months, and help foreigners not get cholera.

>RAF
>glorious
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_War_II_flying_aces

>>53403958

Literally the GOAT american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR646C8YDQw

>>53403978
me on the left

>>53403862
You will never have a family with that qt tho

>>53403957
>muhh hold up play

The fact he started for England at the 2010 WC is beyond a joke, anyone who disagrees is a fucking tryhard hipster

>>53403957
he was COMPLETE SHIT in the world cup in 2010 lad

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>>53403991

>>53403897
Enjoyed that m8 thanks
>>53403957
Yeah, he became a meme bad player at some point but he had a couple of good seasons at Liverpool.

>>53403992
???

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>>53403991

>>53404034
>2010
Why would anyone be talking about 2010 Heskey?

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

Who is the better meme striker, Emile Heskey or Peter Crouch?

>>53404036
>>53404053
>actually boasting about Dresden

Good goy.

>>53403991
That's because the Luftwaffe was in such deep shit their pilots were always in the air unlike any good nation which their pilots did a few months in france then went back home for ages to get rested

>>53404088
>>4. Holland (too rough)
pussios

>>53404088
>Ireland
Literally have dicks have so small that it's called "The Curse of the Irish".

>>53404098
The bean pole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7MOY5nLTRQ

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LITTLE

Got the old depression again lads ahaha

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I was working at one of the concessions stands at the Tottenham hotspur vs Leicester game today, lads.
I was the white guy in kiosk S2.

>>53404098
Crouchy wasn't even a meme tbqh.

>>53404110
Klaus

>>53404098
Heskey I think was better

>>53404098
Crouchy easily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aY5Q7r76gY

>absurdly tall
>that blooter

when asked what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer he said a virgin ffs

he's memetastic

>>53404117
>its real
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=The+Curse+of+the+Irish&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=jQmTVsb3EYnqUtCTuOgN

Fuck me definitely calling all my Irish mates p1 packers from now on

>>53404142
IRISH

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my sister arse lads, good bit of snooping got me this

I wear a fedora lads, I don't give a fuck

>>53404161
WEE WEES

>soccer

LOL

>>53404142
>romania has gypsies
>so does ireland

Definitely not a coincedence.

>>53404165
what the hell lad

>>53404159
I'm curious as to where it came from. It could be true for all I know, I tend to not look at many dicks tbqh.

>>53404111
yeah, we always do that. instead of conquering one country after another why try to conquer all at once. instead of take some thousand refugees a year we take them all at once. eu worked out so well so far, but we had to fuck it up again
>mfw germany wont rule the world in my lifetime

Who watching the Golden Globe Awards here?

>>53404198
>I tend to not look at many dicks tbqh.

haha loads look at this fucking bender he's never saw his mates dick

Told a girl I have a 3 inch pecker lads. She didn't understand why I would admit to having a tiny dick. Joke's on her though, because I actually have a really big willy.

>>53404110
germans shot airplanes
brits bombed civilians
>RAF the best

>>53404200
It will ruin the world in your lifetime though. At least you have that.

>>53404204
no................................................................

>>53404204

>gouging out your 3rd eye

no thanks not interested in cultural detritus

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>>53404201
cade

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>>53404110
>being a Kraut lover

>>53404231
ahem?

>>53404257
dindu nuffing

>>53404257
This.

Germans were savages in the war 2bh. You literally rounded up all of Netherlands bikes too and stole them.

Nigger tier

>>53404204
is it now? bit late

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>>53404276
DESIGNATED
BODY
PILES

Germany went to war with the whole world and lost. This is obviously the fault of the jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mMiy417aIc

Reminder that Muslims literally believe the first man in space was Muhammed.

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>>53404231
Got BTFO at your own game

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>>53404158
Forgot how good that goal was tbqh

>>53404309
Why are you up then?

>>53403913
I had to unfollow that page. Literally every post is Merle selling his brothers shit. Fucking sad.

Miss Suarez in the Premiership tbqh lads.

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CAUSE HER WAS BLACK AND HER EYES WERE BLUE
AND I KNEW RIGHT THEN ID BE TAKIN A WHIRL
ROUND THE SALTHILL PROM WITH A GALWAYS GIRL


AY I AY I AY I AY

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>>53404318

>bragging about killing white people

>>53404321
top kek, youre actually right 2bh with the whole riding up there on a horse and splitting the moon thing

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>tfw the Germans rebuilt Dresden well and it now looks quite nice
Even when we win we can't fucking win

>>53404177
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2oJh-2t6zU

Crouch is a legend desu

>>53404392
Looks pretty black to me m9

>>53404327
>germans do peaceful v2 rocket testing
>england bombs german cities and kills all the jews
>blames germany for everything

>>53404403
But London is pretty nice desu

>>53404379
Can't wait for him to return when he's 32 and Barca cast him out after his latest scandal

ww1 and ww2 was literally fucking pointless lads

it was all literally just britain attempting to hang on to their position as global hegemon and the end result was losing that status anyway

should have just handed the baton to germany and let them control the world for a bit, would have been better than the destruction of european society 2bh

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>>53404403
why wouldn't it be? its not africa (yet) is it

>>53404403
Right on a hill where I live. A german plane was going to bomb RAF bomber command, one of the bombs prematurely dropped a left a fucking HUGE crater on the side of the hill.

WW2 was a disaster for the white race

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literally me

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no lilly mercer gf lads

>>53404449
I'm caught in two minds. I'm really glad we got to see him during his peak for a little bit with Liverpool but I'm sad to see him go. But if he didn't go, I wouldn't have seen the greatest front three in the history of football. So I'm a bit caught.

>>53404457
We got a pretty good result desu

>>53404142
Hung Aryans haha

>>53404457
spastic

>>53404457
WW1 was. WW2 wasn't.

>>53404500
America has literally been jewing Britain since jewing been jewing since been jewing

>>53404508
Lad, pls don't. It still hurts.

>>53404508
Classic

>>53404457
Winning world wars didn't have to result in the destruction of European society.

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>Football

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>>53404470
https://youtu.be/82U370CBync?t=40

WHITE NATIONS BLED TO DEATH

SO WRONG

>>53404511
All Europeans are aryans you twat. Aryan literally means indo-european. This is why Hitler swiped the swastika from India.

>>53404327
Sorry Germany we had a mad man called Harris who loved nothing more than bombing German cities into rubble and collecting the photos in a blue book. Churchill wanted to bomb oil, Harris wanted to ruin cities using the failed excuse it would shortern the war.

Firebombing was his idea

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>>53404532

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

>>53404575
man................kick ball

haha

>>53404466
got any piccies
>>53404470
>>53404457
>>53404392
rorke
>>53404491
I worry sometimes that he may be the last truly world class player we see play in a Liverpool shirt.

>>53404318
Fuck off mate, the bombing of Dresden was completely unjustified murder and the fact that you are supporting it makes you a shabbos goy retard.

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did he return last boxing day?

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>>53404611

>>53404475
corrigan

>>53404575
Lad, don't.

>>53404595
People were worried about the same thing when Torres left. And Owen. And Gerrard. There'll be another, but it'll probably take the better part of a decade, unfortunately.

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>>53404470
>tfw it led to importing turks and moroccans who didn't want to leave afterwards causing this islamic bullshit

>>53404531
>WW1 was. WW2 wasn't.

why?

hitler was practically trying to do the same thing all the germans were trying to do in ww1 2bh

>>53404536
no but losing them does. if ww1 never happened kikes would have never seized power in russia, the german empire wouldnt have ended, or the austro-hungarian one and the wave of liberalism that happened after these empires died out would have never ruined european society

>>53404595
>who is Jordon Ibe

>>53404605
Who gives a shit you fucking autist

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>>53404594


>>53404595
>>53404539
>>53404419
>>53404379

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>>53404561
>Sorry Germany we had a mad man called Harris
Sir Harris to you plebeian

>>53404561
imagine we wouldnt have gone full yolocaust. the guilt would have been much lower and the german people for sure would have wanted to take revange for these bombings some time in the 20th century.

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>his thought is so euclidean that he still believes in the concept of nation states

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>Who gives a shit you fucking autist

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>>53404475
>with friend and his gf
>she asks what i'm doing
>tell her about my med school applications and shit
>"oh that's so cool. if you get in then girls will have the best reason to date you"
>my face

>>53404665
And you wouldn't have been able to do shit even then as you were (and remain) an occupied country

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>>53404594
>>53404595
>>53404539
>>53404419
>>53404379

I'm so pretty

Would ye recommend the Bourne Identity lads

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Gotze in the Summer lads

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>>53404595
Can't really see it in this picture but all these mounds were caused by it

>>53404752
if you've got nothing better to watch/do why not

>>53404754
Nice

>>53404747
Post more of these two

I need the classic picture

Getting into bed now

could do with a qt twink from cheshire tucking me in 2bh

>>53404758
Doxxed

>>53404763
Literally autism

>>53404763
Wow, it's Polandball but even more Reddit

>>53404517
Want to hear a weird story I have never told anyone before?

>About 6 years ago
>I am a teenager, hardcore liberal
>No problem with Muslims
>Frequently go on Omegle and have a moderate success rate with girls
>Get through to five Pakistani girls all stood around the computer giggling
>Chat to all of them for about an hour, they all give me their individual skypes
>One of them REALLY likes me, and is coming to the UK in the sumer to do some sort of short fashion course in London
>We discuss sex, she is a devout Muslim, says she would never do it before marriage or with anyone who isn't a Muslim
>My interest immediately drops to a very low level
>Throw caution to the wind and tell her it's a shame because I would love to suck on her big tits
>She gets very bashful and flustered
>Goes on to say that she would probably do other stuff with me, but not relinquish her virginity
>Score
>We keep talking, she comes over in the summer, her parents get her an apartment in London.
>I stayed with her for almost her entire time here and got as many blowjobs and handys as a man could dream of
>Get read for the kicker
>I managed to talk her into letting me fuck her ass a couple of weeks before she goes home
>Nothing but anal sex and oral and handys for the rest of the time until she goes home
>She absolutely loves it
>She moves back, we stay in touch a while, but eventually drift apart
>A year later I see she is getting married

Only looking back now am I having huge laughs, my world views have changed a great deal since then.

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>>53404531
Now that I think of it Australia and South Korea are our only allies that I can't think of any time we have majorly fucked over

Our Middle Eastern """allies""" excluded because they can barely be called allies

>>53404758
based
>>53404783
be round in 5 x

wew lads

fairly happy for this exam tomorrow seeing i didn't go to any of the lectures and only started revising yesterday haha

g'night, i need to be awake early :c

>>53404758
alright fitzthistlewits

lads they've been playing the same bit of music for about 10 minutes on rinse fm

not sure if that's just because its 2016 or because it's fucked up

>>53404517
didn't mean to reply to you with this >>53404815

sorry, pal.

>>53404815
ok fuck off normie

but that doesn't change the fact your massively over-simplified view of ww1 and ww2 is stupid

>>53404870
Ta

>>53404870
unironically had a dream about the girl on the left the other night

Any of you lads got any good AMATEUR videos of actual slags getting the old in out in out?

>>53404870
She has a cute smile.

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>>53404905
they are dating each other now

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>NASA prototype spacesuit
top jej

>>53404883
I already told you, I didn't mean to reply to you, I wasn't in any kind of prior discussion with you about anything.

>>53404918
go to the british section on xhamster

>>53404934
WEW

>>53404815
Really enjoyed reading this, thanks

>>53404934
No way in hell is that the same blonde.

>>53404849
kek

>>53404763
simply eric
upvoted and subscribed

>>53404915
Had a dream I was at a /brit/ meetup last night. This place has ruined me.

Someone bludgeoned poleaboo to death and we all had to go on the run because the police were trying to do all of us with conspiracy to murder. We had Roual Moat as our leader and camped out on Shetland Isles before killing ourselves in a suicide pact.

>>53404944
yes ok i saw that after i posted

i don't refresh the thread before posting

>>53404558
Rasheed

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>>53404962
it is

>>53404962
Look at the teeth

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>>53404934

>>53404988
Why does she look so drastically different?

>>53404975
very good dream

I have unironically had dreams where I'm just /brit/posting and worrying about things such as the post timer, being banned and the captcha not working

sometimes il wake up and realise the argument i had here didn't actually happen

I am rorke incarnate

What of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEZTkvjSmHQ

>>53404940
>americans had to make a fatter spacesuit to cater to their fat astronauts

Cannot fabricate such an anecdote.

>>53404981
It's fucking true. I have My Struggle.

>>53404975
While I've never had a dream about Brit, I often have dreams about being on the run from police. Scary dreams tbH

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>>53405022
Good lad. Same.

Hope you have a Rhodesia flag and Brandenburg the book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQ17KJBQUk

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>>53405033

I am an extremely racist person

Any islam fans in the house?

>>53405099
Rorke

>tfw dreams used to be crazy bizarre shit involving ghosts and Snoop Dogg and knights and dinosaurs
>tfw dreams are now just brief escapes from loneliness where my brain can placate me with imaginary companionship

Did anyone used to hold the top of their dick shut with their fingers and pee into it so it looks like a balloon when they were kids?

>>53405123
yeh feels good man

>>53405123
Yes

>>53405120
>>tfw dreams are now just brief escapes from loneliness where my brain can placate me with imaginary companionship


>tfw can lucid dream and always visit my designated dream gf every night who is the same girl all the tame and tenderly loves me

I do not actively consider myself a racist but I find I cannot stand the presence of black women

>>53405123
>When they were kids
Do it every time I finish a wank so to make sure there's no cum on my nob end.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLrJFwKM54A

>>53405123
Might try that now, I need a wee

>>53405105
masha'allah

wish i had a youtube channel with 100k subscribers so you've got enough to live of it but not nearly enough to be some famous wanker wannabe celebrity 2bh

dreaming a lot is a symptomn of depression and deprives you of REM sleep

>>53405146
>Being fully aware that you're lying to yourself
>Being fully aware that you're so lonely that you've resorted this
>Being fully aware you can never actually have that perfect dream gf
Sounds more like a nightmare.

>>53405178
why not just wish you won the lottery you twat

>>53405205
then i still wouldn't have accomplished anything and most likely still be on here every day

>>53405178
I think once you're in this position you crave more

>>53405164
I could make sure there's no cum on your nob end :3

>>53405181
No, your third eye is just closed

hehehehe

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=5vzSU-C476-

>>53405219
youtube channel isnt an accomplishment you twat

>>53405229
>your third eye
my japs eye?

>>53405229
What's this third eye you keep mentioning?

called my mixed race mate a paki the other night while drunk lads

hes not actually a paki hes half black half white but hes got straight hair and a beard so looks like a bit of a rasheed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ccu0TH4Qlw

>>53405164
>Do it every time I finish a wank so to make sure there's no cum on my nob end.
Life is forever changed.

>>53405173
going to join you (not figuratively but literally haha)

>>53405181
I dream a lot because I can lucid dream

>>53405199
You don't feel emotions in dreams really and I am far from lonely. I just do it because it's a type of lucid dream that can barely go wrong.

When you use your imagination too much in lucid dreams they can get hellish and you literally get chased by demons and other entities and you can feel their presence.

Fucking scary. Had a lucid dream turn into me getting sent to the ninth circle of hell before.

cant handle the fact that normies exist and are doing normie shit this very moment 2bh

>>53405223
you're probably right

>>53405238
then what is

>>53405266
>tattoo

bin

>>53405256
My lucid dreams just end up with me flying tbqh.

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>>53405248
Pineal gland. Egyptians knew about it. That's what the eye of Horus is.

But when people say third eye they are referring to being spiritual and not materialistic, being more in the so called spirit realm than the material realm. If you spend a lot of time daydreaming and such

>>53401586

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POLICE THAT SHITPOST

i never fly in my lucid dreams nor have any desire to i wonder why this is

>>53405248
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland

Straight white males over 6ft tall with blue eyes are what everyone wants or wants to be, you are the ideal perfect human. less than 0.01% of the world falls into this category.

Find it quite funny when a lewd link or pic is posted and the thread goes dead for a bit

>>53405295
I've been dreaming a lot for the last few weeks and having shit sleeps, how does one open their third eye?

>>53405295

I was awoken by a random pineal gland activation and saw a demonic creature trying to get through into this world via my body

Where 2 cop national socialist gf?

>>53405295
absolute conjecture
end your life

Right lads. Going to do a sleep, wake up and lift. Goodnight boys.

kike propaganda has really paid off lads

pretty much everyone i know is accepting of trans "people"

this definitely wasnt the case 10 years ago. even 5

>>53405320
i am this but a 20 year old virgin~

only slightly above 6ft though tbf

>>53405365
Practice meditation. A lot. I've got to the point where I get hypnagogic hallucinations when meditating.

>>53405373
Whatever mate. In the Scottish Rite they literally tell you this at a certain degree.

>>53405379
>>53405372
>>53405320
>>53405253
rorke

>>53405414
all me

>>53405320
>less than 0.01% of the world falls into this category.
Why do I doubt this?

>>53405248
japs eye

>>53405414

get in the oven schlomo

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>when some insecure cunt mentions he's a virgin in every one of his posts

>>53405320
Nope. Would rather have green eyes 2bh

if you haven't gone on a heavy psychedelic trip and experienced an isolation tank you've missed out on a huge part of life

doing a poo

i'm a virgin

did some very rough calculations:

50% of the world are men
40% are straight men
4% are straight white men
1.5% are over 6ft
0.5% a third of that have blue eyes

so we're out by more than 50x

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Mate sent me this

>>53405320
6'3" and blue eyes

>>53405486
lol drugs lmao

i'm a virgin

>>53405494
>4% are straight white men
hmmmm

virgin

>>53405486
Meditation is more spiritual than both.

drinking room temperature Heineken, lads

doing a post

i'm a virgin

>>53405551
You're meant to drink ale room temp not lager

>>53405556
Haha lol

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Never met a racist named rorke

never met a paki named rasheed

>>53405589
rorksheed

>>53405521
i was being very conservative. think i read that 7% of the world are anglo and then i rounded up to 10% including western europeans

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>i was being very conservative

Never met a nothern irishman that wasn't an absulute spacker

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when i break the 1500ug and then the 2000ug barrier i will permanently be on a cosmic level so far above normal consciousness i don't know how i'm going to operate in society anymore, trying to play these primitive mammalian ego-territorial-status roleplaying games. i may just retire to bhutan and meditate in peace forever.

>>53405514
Yeah, when we shag I want the whole neighborhood to know what's up ;)

>>53405567

You're not suppose to drink any beer warm

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Haha mate told me to send this to my waifu what am I lads

>>53405320
>>53405494
Blue eyes aren't important if you end up ugly. You sound like an insecure paki.

Everybody wants to simply be a tall, handsome White man

>>53405653
not warm

room temperature

you dolt

bet you're a virgin too

>>53405653
>being THIS American

ahahaahhahah

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHH

hohohohhoo heeheeheheheehheeeee

jolly good, jolly good

>>53405320
Fit all of these but only 5'10''

That being said, every single one of my gfs has been a 7 to 9/10, so I don't think those two inches make much difference. I also have a very handsome and aesthetic face, AND a perfectly sized 7 inch penis. I have been pretty lucky with genetics 2bh

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slags

>>53405665
you can't just make up wild statistics and then call anyone who calls you out on it a paki

>>53405706
>every single one of my gfs
>perfectly sized 7 inch penis

lol fuck on mandudebro

>>53405670

>not warm
>room temperature

What's the difference?

>>53405637
Shrooms are far betting at dissolving the cultural barrier, brum.

Watching the Globes and haven't seen Ricky yet

>>53405706
>only 5'10''
see >>53405705

>>53405736
if the rooms cold then you wouldnt say its warm would you

IDIOT

MORON

DUNCE

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>>53405712
good post

Haha wtf why would you drink warm beef

>oi it sure is hot. Could definitely go for a cold one
>nah mate just have this luke warm beer

Ahaha what am I even reading

>>53405795
>Australians think beef is a drink

what ever will they think of next

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>>53405795
GREATEST ALLY

>>53405795
DRINK BEEF????!??!!!

HAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS UTTER MONG

>>53405795
ALE you cunt.

It brings out the flavour more and makes it more bitter.

>>53405734
Nothing wrong with having confidence in your appearance.
>>53405761
My height has literally never stopped me from getting laid, girls love me 2bh, and 5'10'' isn't even short, I very rarely see girls taller than me.

lol you're all hypnotised by the world of materialism and symbolism

>>53405831
Why are you even here?

>>53405795
BEEF

>>53405818
>>53405819
>>53405821
>>53405822
Like lambs to the slaughter

>>53405833
Said the guy who thinks drugs make him more spiritual instead of meditation.

>>53405854
all me

Just started a wank and my balls are really sore

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>>53405851
JUST to suffer?

http://sputniknews.com/europe/20160110/1032893448/german-government-predicts-million-migrants.html#ixzz3wpxJ2kbT

JUST