>tfw friend is dating this 8/10 bird
>always gives me this "look" when I'm at his apartment
>has god tier feet
>one time she sat on my lap while he was in the room
>pretty sure she wants to shag
>want to take her to pound town and finally lose my v card but would feel terrible
why couldn't this happen with a girl who isn't dating my friend jesus fucking christ lads
No idea just some slag that's been posted here before
He has astmha lol fukn nerd
PLease remove this anti-semitic post.
Please. thank you.
Wish some girl like cara from Paper Towns would come into my life :'(
This happened to me too. I went from a cybord to a turbo normie
Nah it wouldn't lad. I'd use my charm to make her not be foolish.
I'm in Scotland visiting family lad.
done all my slides for my presentation today lads gonna wake up early tomorrow morning and take a few hours to read through them all multiple times since the presentation isnt until 3
fuck all the haters that said i couldnt do it in one day
here is an emaciated, deformed, mentally deranged leftist unrionically wearing a DPRK football shirt
Mine were way more /brit/ related.
Is reading the Bhagavad Gita heresy?
>one day the Dome of Rock will be demolished and turned into a synagogue
>bethelehem will be a holy land once again
fuccccck i cannot wait for this day
during the hajj too
>when you find out she's texting other people but not you
These benders need to the get out of this thread and on the fucking cross.
when you find out that one girl you liked in school now has 3 kids and is fat
Got to take my watch to get repaired
>she loves you completely and personality wise is a perfect match
Would you lads?
this is it
My cousin's married to an Israeli and her dad gave it to me while I was staying with them
Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
Why is there an ancient egyptian symbol on it? Jews hate them.
>laying in bed with my oneitis
>her phone is constantly going off
>probably texting her 20 other beta orbiters
>think i got one text the entire time and it was from my mum
it was then that i knew i was fucked lads
Got me a new bag, lads. What do you reckon?
The world is a scary place when you're alone tbqh
Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
>Ywn slay muslims with all other other catholic lads
>My name is James Foley, and I should not be here.
feels tb h
i fucked her a few times then she stopped contacting me (i assume because for whatever reason she doesnt want a relationship with me or just a relationship in general) so its over but yes at least i fucked her
>That story of the guy who nursed a woman in a wheelchair for years and when she could walk again she left him for another man
She looks like a man. They won't know the fucking difference looking at that ugly mug
israel's doing fuck all to isis and they directly benefit from it's prolonged existence, so rot in hell kikes
>load of migrants break into your truck and sit on your goods, probably doing a few hundred quid in damage at least
>driver knows he's going to get a massive bollocking for it
>leftists will call him a monster for rightfully being pissed off
sick off this country desu, they didn't kill anyone, although the poor migrants would do the same to them if they got a chance
got until the end of june to get ripped because im going to croatia with the lads and ill have to take my top off a lot
already been going to the gym since september ill make it right lads?
>there's a spare one just for you anon
hop on, what are you waiting for?
>she will never love you enough to let you use the big red one
probably cam about as he was browsing his favourite website Reddit.com and came across the "corbyn's twitter hacked" post on /r/unitedkingdom and then saw the comment that referenced the ed balls gaffe
>mfw he lost his seat at 3 in the morning
Were you up for Balls lads?
i like watching the mental gymnastics leftists go through when i call them anti-semites for supporting the idea of destroying israel. they never give a good answer and they resort to calling me rude names.
just pulled a USB device out of the PC without clicking Safely Remove Hardware
I'll be handing myself in at the police station first thing tomorrow
I'm really not sershlad I've just saw so many personalities come and go over the years but still recognise their posting styles and personality.
:( Are southern girls okay?
>he spent his time saving pictures of a beautiful woman and posting them in this generator to try and prove to random anons that a robot thinks she is ugly
Fuck me lad sort your life it.
This is why spackers like you need to use extra flags
>just pulled a USB device out of the PC without clicking Safely Remove Hardware
>I'll be handing myself in at the police station first thing tomorrow
>ywn have a comfy pic of your gf as your phone wallpaper
>There is literally nothing wrong with smoking marijuana you nerd
don't think im depressed anymore lads
it really was as simple as not allowing yourself to think negative thoughts
>go out with a bunch of normies
>they all start talking about their sex lives
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
dont migrate into a warzone and stay in your home country
>inb4 hurr durr holocaust
calm the fuck down. it just happened once. all relationships have their ups and downs. i promise we will change and it wont happen again
>i promise we will change and it wont happen again
Sorry lad but this is just begging for it
>3 yanks posting within the same minute
How many burgers we got on this thing?
Peter hitchens can't tell between mental addiction and physical addiction. That's why no one takes him serious.
Also porridge fuck off
There's taigs and then there's catholics you seem like you're sound. I have catholics mates 2bh, but here I live a 10 minute walk away from the wats