new flatshare in london! only £2500/month. Had to convert to islam for my roommate ahmed, but it's all worth it in the long run!
>just about ready to doze off and have a nice active day about the house tomorrow
>mother pokes her head in on her way to bed to ask if im helping her at work again
ffs i couldnt exactly say no
come on you sad autistic freaks must have reliable tactics up your sleeves to get out of doing things
>tfw freewill is an illusion and everything you do is pre-determined by the chemtrails
>No but it is exclusive to /brit/ you spastic brained quim.
wew is literally used all over 4chan and I've seen it used on several other websites and games before
literally fuck off
>MUH SECRET CLUB 1!! xDDDD
no its not you fucking melt lol
in case it wasnt clear im asking for help
ive got plenty of things to do tomorrow that dont involve cunting around all day filing documents and hoovering other peoples property, how do i get out of it
>The British are fighting amongst themselves over north or south being worse
holy shite who remembers bob, did anyone used to watch that
Used to dress as a bot then go to where people would bot kill in the wildys at green dragons, would carry full dharoks. When they were attacking me I would pretend I was a bot, get to low health and pull out dharoks
remember I saw zezima once in lummy swamps, went absolutely mental
>>tfw i was defeated by the alcohol
>>drank a load of whisky, but am still sober
>>wasted all that booze and feel like shit without any benefit
>>feet hurt like buggery
>generic inspirational leaders are all ethnic
>get invited to pub by m8
>ask him who hes with
>his bird and all her m8s
>probably means my oneitis is there
>dont want to go because i havent spoken to her since october and it would have been awkward as fuck
>drink a glass of whisky and convince myself to go
>start walking to pub
>get halfway there
>alcohol wears off a bit
>turn around and go home
>almost cry on the way back
top kek lads just fucking kill me now
Lads I matched with an attractive medical student on Tinder who shared a lot of my relatively patrician interests and all night long I thought it was all going to come together for me and we'd hit it off immediately and eventually get married and live a comfy upper-middle class existence and for a while I felt happy so then I messaged her but she didn't reply and now I feel sad again.
Just another day in the life of me 2bh.
It's the (you) lottery
>if a female shared them they cannot be at all patrician in any sense
How intelligent is she? A lad at uni set up an administrator@ account and sent emails to 10 girls telling them they'd lose their account if they didn't reply with their password to confirm they use the account.
Dog just licked my peanut butter on toast, now I can't eat it
Might just say 'pls respond' over and over again until she does.
They're not even real patrician interests, just much better than the shit that 99% of people in their 20s enjoy. She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books.
Meant it in a good way.
Black hair and green eyes is my type of woman.
>She said she liked black-and-white movies, jazz music, and books
I'm not poleaboo/ribena
Just really worried, my parents are going to be pissed though there's no evidence to arrest me they'll sieze my electronic communication devices
Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering
lads post >yfw you realise caralad is thailad
pic related, it's >mfw
I stayed round my mates house when i was a kid, we had weetabix in the morning but only had enough milk for one bowl, he poured the milk onto his weetabix and we went to the shop to buy more
when we got back his cats had been drinking out of his bowl and eating his weetabix and he didn't even care, he just sat down and ate
fucking disgusting, i never ate mine and i never stayed round again
lost my job so now im actively doing shit to get a new one and been enjoying other things beside the computer 2bh
wahey thought of posting this this morning but i end up getting coffee
>Tell me more, I've been hitting up personal emails with Facebook phishing, thought I needed to increase my quality of social engineering
You're fucked lad. If they report you, you are getting jail time.
One of my mates got a year for phising
>Keep daydreaming about being a vigilante dealer of justice that cleans up my city. Wish I was a capeshit for a bit.
Neck yourself you pretentions cunt
You had better not have a penis.
so lads any updates on this
>Best I can do is overwrite the HDD a few times and change ISP
Nope. run a magnet over it then microwave it for good measure.
>Though I know from experience the pigs will put minimal effort into the forensic search
Lol not if you are already an offender
i dont have much to offer in terms of financially but i promise to love you forever and ever
What's the most surprising thing you've learnt from being an Escort?
I'm really surprised how unselfish clients are sexually compared to boyfriends? Boyfriends who are more interested in their own pleasure than their partners, I don't think I've ever received so much oral attention ever! Most of it pretty damn good too.
I can have absolutely mind blowing orgasmic sex with a man I wouldn't give a second glance to in real life.
How many lovely, decent, and successful men can't find a partner? (Where were they all when I was dating?)
How kind, thoughtful and non judgemental clients can be?
How much I would enjoy being an escort!
Ooh, how many men cheat on their wife's.... Not so good!
Rate my conspiracy theory, lads
>CIA recruits Sean Penn
>Tells him to act like an absolutely idiot lefty twat and they'll contact him when he's needed
>He acts like an absolute lefty twat, hanging out with Chavez, telling the UK to give the Falklands back to the Argies, going around Haiti after the Earthquake acting like he's the only cunt who knows what to do
>Word gets round to ne'er-do-wells around the world that Sean Penn might want to be their mate
>Eventually El Chapo contacts him, thinking that Sean Penn hates the US and would like to discuss being in a biopic about him and writing a piece for a magazine about him
>Penn wears a GPS device, leads the authorities to where el Chapo is, still writes the article for Rolling Stone
>His identity as a CIA asset remains a secret
very good idea, just remembered me bf (best friend) is still around for another couple of weeks so might do something with him instead
actually like this choon
this actually reminds me...
The other day I was thinking about aliens. And then I started to think, what if WE'RE the advanced intelligent life form... maybe the "aliens" we speak of are still micro organisms and we're billions of years ahead of them... and we'll be the "little green men" flying in UFO's on their planet(s). mental!
Lads, how is Nationalism not a basic human trait? I mean, how are there people out there that wouldn't die to defend their country and would actually actively try to take their own home down? I don't understand it.
LITERALLY tried thinking of how to shoehorn one in but I couldn't :(
have also thought this
then I remembered that we are all just in a giant simulation and the evidence is overwhelming for it so none of that matters
A Muslim wife reminds me of a battery. AA, always ready to explode, useless after 10yrs of age and you shouldnt lick it.
wanking off to the thought of pretending to be communist on twitter and over the course of many months getting close to sara then one day getting the train up to scotland and fucking her and then fucking off and deleting my twitter
>sometimes i look up posts on the archive just because