desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: we a proper general nao
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quote: /desi/.. umm... finds a way - jeff goldblum
invited: South Asians (SAARC cunts) + Diaspora + halfies + gypsies
not invited: bullies
Fuck off retard, she is far from being a skelly.
Ever her sister would be fine.
Reminder that West Bengal is rightful Bangladeshi clay
Fuck India 2bh
>lil bengali (BD)
how can you tell
I am fairly new to fish-eating and I don't live near the seas, so I mostly get to eat Rohu fish.
The pin bones are very annoying though. How do you deal with that?
trust me i know pham.
UK south asians have lots of trends by which you can identify their origins and stuff, which city they come from, what their accent is, what their name is etc.
this kid has an east london accent and he's more indian looking than the pakistanis here too. his name is something miah i think (saw it somewhere) so i'm fairly sure he's bangladeshi
I want to know how they make fish pin-boneless.
They are hard to pull out when raw and difficult to separate out when cooked in curry.
I will have to resume with spitting them until I get some idea.
varies depending on your caste, region, etc
i don't think i know a single bengali vegetarian, even the brahmin ones, but most of us aren't super religious. most people who eat meat still won't eat beef or pork though (in my experience)
fuck off u twat
I do (chicken and fish only), but only because i go to gym, if i didn't i wouldn't eat meat.
Its a big no-no religiously 2bh, though some are more religious sects seem a bit more lax about it.
No reason to thank them for that then
not all indian workers but a lot of them are treated poorly. not just indians. south asians in general.
>how can we stop this
idk. don't expect to be treated better by the locals here. they don't think of non-arabs (except whites) as equals. so you'll be treated poorly almost always.
there's plenty of rich indians too btw.
>More Madrassahs educated Bengalis and Mullahs for BD
Come on Modi, do a Gujarat 2.0 and get rid of these people
>le greater bangladesh
>doesn't help/care about rohingyas
My sister's been in UP for over a week now. I worry every day but she tells me I'm being silly.
>I've had a membership for more than two years, and I've lost literally no weight
FUCKING EAT LESS
WAT SMALLER PORTIONS
NO SOFT DRINKS
SUGAR IS YOUR ENEMY!
Install myfitnesspal app on your phone and use it religiously
DESIGNATED RATTING TEMPLES
what a shithole. just nuke the poojeets already
>tfw mom and dad are yelling at each other fighting.
>tfw dad's a property dealer that's had a hard life but he's provided for us well through very high ups and very miserable lows.
>tfw watched news on TV about a family getting murdered in delhi because of the real estate business.
>tfw my dad's fighting a court case atm
>tfw scared he might be hurt
>tfw he's an autist an actual autist that I've had difficulty growing up connecting to.
>tfw I love him none the less.
>its - 30 celcius right now at work
>co worker stqrted his truck and left it running so it warms up.
>after he goes back inside the office, I go out and turn the truck off
>mfw I can hear him yelling outside
Who /bantz/ here?
>tfw India will experience a civil war in your life time
>the arrogant indians who regularly shitpost on facebook and youtube will have been executed by muslim paramilitary groups
It's not just Muslims who get treated shit there, I spoke to some Filipinos who work in shopping malls while visiting there and they have it just as bad. Everyone's treated like a semi-slave. The mall workers have badges with a certain amount of stars that reflect how well you've treated customers. If you go below a certain amount, you get deported. Women who get raped have to keave the country to get treatment because local doctors who are themselves foreigners won't touch you because if a local rapes you it's your fault.
>The mall workers have badges with a certain amount of stars that reflect how well you've treated customers.
fuck! this is like the old david star in Nazi germany kinda thing.
well, you know what sharia says about rape.
it ain't a rape unless 4 men can testify in court.
How an arab sees people
White >= Arab >>>>> South Asian Muslim > East Asian/SEA Muslim > South Asian Kaffir > East Asian/SEA Kaffir > African Blacks
>south asian islam to be of second tier.
Can't blame them for that as it's half right. Esp in Indonesia, Islam mixed with culture and animism as a common practice by our ancestors. And lessening those influences take generations.
why is islam so mad about local cultures mixing in?
I agree that Islam was a sand cult with many rituals ideally suited only for sandnigger, but modifiying things to suit local circumstances shouldn't be a problem.
>desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/
why all the different runes?
surely there's not that many alphabets in india, that'd be inefficient and silly
>everyone in here is in favor of Ram temple right?
I haven't been following this, but what's the issue with building the temple? Who's building the temple and who's against it?
>t. Full head of hair Indian manlet jealous of bald aryan masterrace invader
Her parents live in the US. She's Marathi but I'm up here in Delhi. Lived here for a couple of years in the past, so I've been visiting friends. Also went to Kolkata for about a week, loved the place.
My ex is from Delhi. I didn't really like the place the first time I came. We broke up after I'd already bought a return ticket after she visited me in the US, so I ended up coming again and decided to stay longer. I actually like India quite a lot now, so I don't mind. Lots of annoying shit here, but it all balances out.
daily reminder eternal dravidian is a problem and need to be removed
>being this serious on Gujarati dhokla recipe discussion forum
>ywn run over homeless people with Sallu Bhai
>tfw saw class on Indian religion at uni
>took it as a GE, figured easy A
>ton of other Indians in it so you don't have an edge
Probably, I've always liked darker complexions since I was a kid. Don't like too light or dark. Plus most of the girls I've dated here have been awesome
No clue, m8. I know how the system works with passports and citizenship. Don't have a long-term plan at the moment. I've gotten a few job offers but I doubt I'll take any.
>graduated from USC
>still on 4chan
I'm fucked over, CS major but I'm having no luck w/ internships
I'm not Indian btw, I'm white but I was born in India and lived there for the first 10 yr of my life so I have more exposure, hope I am still welcome in this thread though I guess it doesn't really matter
comfy, cold. how'd you know i was up here?
pretty much. i don't get how people can do this for years
gpa? year? where are you applying? i'm CS major too. if you don't get any internships there's always research or working on a personal/open source project
software engineering. living the meme
>I'm not Indian btw, I'm white
>In recent years, an increasing number of Indians are identified as "White" due to increasing immigration from the North-West of the Indian subcontinent, which is home to Caucasian ethnic groups within the country. Nikki Haley, the Indian American governor of South Carolina, whose parents are from Punjab in North-West India, identified as White on her voter registration card in 2001.
Its ok m8.
>I'm not Indian btw, I'm white but I was born in India.
unless you were born in your parent's home country's embassy you are defacto Indian Citizen and could apply for citizenship on the basis and get your application fast-tracked as an NRI which you technically are.
3.5, 2nd year, applied all over
I think part of the issue is I'm officially EE still so my resume gets kinda trashed, I have a few personal projects I've been doing
I don't think it's that huge of a deal if I don't get an internship until after my third year
My parents were part of the US diplomatic mission to India so I don't really qualify as Indian
lots of people don't get internships until their junior summer. also companies tend to be more selective for internships than full time jobs; they'll hire hundreds of new SWEs every year but only 10s of interns
shhh it says engineering on my degree
my eyes are blue and my hair is blonde senpai, I'm not ethnically Indian my grandparents are from Sweden
yeah I'm thinking I'm just gonna have to wait, maybe try to make a good personal project this summer, thanks
I think it's also possible that a lot of firms haven't replied because they're just not done recruiting yet
I think I'm going to listen to some David Bowie and cry myself to sleep now. Night lads. Try to reach the bump limit again.
>He lives in canada
>His commander and chief used to be substitute teacher.
>His cabinet includes an Afghani refugee
>His country's currency is worth less than the dollar
Citizenship by birth.-
(1) Except as provided in sub-section
(2), every person born in India,-
(a) on or after the 26th day of January,1950, but before the 1st day of July, 1987;
(b) on or after the 1st day of July, 1987, but before the commencement of the Citizenship (Amendment) Act, 2003 and either of whose parents is a citizen of India at the time of his birth;
(c) on or after the commencement of the Citizenship (Amendment) Act, 2003, where-
(i) both of his parents are citizens of India; or
(ii) one of whose parents is a citizen of India and the other is not an illegal migrant at the time of his birth, shall be a citizen of India by birth.
>wake up and see desi threads haven't died
is this real life?
pls no bully
I am sure we survived until Mughals came along.
Did they migrate from Kashmir to Mirpur? If not, then no. How can they be? They are Kashmiris only in a geographical sense. Historically, Kashmiris are the people inhabiting the valley only. The British called the entire region proxeme to Kashmiri that they were in contact with
yeah based nepal and a few other bumpesr.
problem is with K*shmiri independence is that you'd get pressured into joining Pakistan because you'd be a landlocked, poor country surrounded by 2 massive powers.
no but i mean for J&K as a whole or just the valley?
yes because you'd be unable to trade, you'd have india mad at you for being independent and you'd have to be nice to pakistan, simply to exist.
There isn't really a way that small landlock countries, surrounded by 2 rivals can ever truly be autonomous 2bh.
t. Azhar Mujtaba Mumtaz Muhammad Ajmal Rasheed Pervez Waqar Younis Bhatt
I've been to Himachal Pradesh, Uttaranchal, and West Bengal (Darjeeling).
Been to loads of the rest of India too but those were the only mountainous ones. I was going to go to Nepal but didn't, which it turns out was a good idea as the earthquake happened soon after.
Watch anything with Salman Khan in it. Change your life for the better!
Stupid commie government has made running people over a crime so my life will be changed for the worse.
I've eaten buffalo, goat, yak, mountain goat, chicken, pigeon, duck, pig, cow, deer, fish and one weird bird whose name I forgot.People mostly eat buffalo, goat and chicken.
>everyone in here is in favor of Ram temple right?
Of course. Don't care much about the temple, just want to see some bantz against the muzzies.
Try to meet this guy, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSo1TKyGlTM
dedicated to my salmanbros