/balk/

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>>53397252
>taytay edition
Kill yourself tbqh lad

>Ohrid : 365 churces, a church(saint) for every day if the year

>Sk*pje:1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer of every day of the year

CANT MAKE THIS UP

>taytay

has there ever been a more obvious Jewish marketing product? Can't sing, body is a coat hanger, obnoxious lyrics etc.

xth for bubreg

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>>53397316
>>53397347
>diaspora in charge of picking women

>>53397404
that's a great OLD picture

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>>53397356
We could do this the easy way or the hard way grzgorz

>>53397493
>Orthodox Albo
how are orthodox albos viewed in albania ?

hey lads come in

>>53393574

>>53397404
>Cherrypicking at its finest
This bitch has no body,only face f.am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6Jk8RttlE
tfw no gf

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>>53397575
The Kosovars and Albomacedonians probably see us as dirty Kaurs but we make up a pretty significant part of Albania, so we're pretty much the same as any other Albo in the eyes of Albos in Albania. Not like anyone gives a shit about religion there anyway.

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>>53397626
>>53397440

>>53397779

best feel in the universe t b h

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>>53397779
>burgers
we can do better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8

>>53397924
she has a bf polelad

>>53397924
FUCK
what a slavic qt

>>53397904
see, no ass and tits lad
Here face is pretty, can't deny it tho

>>53397891
>Other sects,...including protestants, are insignificant.
Yes!

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>>53397891
thanks for the anwser, ive been doing some basic reading about albania recently but its always ncie to hear from someone first hand

>Not like anyone gives a shit about religion there anyway.
so albos outside of albania are more strict on the religious side ?

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>>53398197
Only for the purpose of being as different from the Slavs as possible. If they would be subject to communism for even a short period, islam would basically die amongst them, like Albanian Muslims under Enver Hoxha. Catholics are the only religious people in Albania actually

Nice being ded fags

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who /kyriakos/ here?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28
>Tfw we will sing this songs about Tatarsh*its in 20 years

>>53397252
>/balk/
>tay tay

Explain.

>>53399412
Op suffers from autism.

>>53399305
you won't sing songs because you will be dead

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>tfw you will never fuck ancient gods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPTGTpzbiI

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Are there any romanians here ?
Wanted to know if they used modern romanian in this movie.

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>>53399592
>Died in a glorious war with united Balkan brothers against the Tatar subhuman
Dreams come true tbqh

>>53399687
heilige scheiße alter was?!

Endlich weiß ich, dass Merkel nicht Gefühlsduselig ist, sondern ihre Ideologie durchsetzen will.

>>53400123
are you albanian?
>>53400191
i think its just not a big deal for them thats the problem being raised in gommie germany leaves marks on you

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>>53400255
No sry, I'm not a Shiptari animal

FOR GOD AND EMPEROR ANDREAS!

>>53400332
maimudonian then?

>>53400332
Serb then.
First Canada, now Germany.

>>53400255
wer ist der mann eigentlich, der das vorließt? erinnert mich an henryk broder

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Who /komfi/ here?

>>53401078
kill urself s*rbshit

>>53401247
I love you too fishboi.

i want to kill

tatars

test

>>53401618
we should kill all bluepilled macedonians that still don't believe they're bulgarian

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>>53400914

ACHTUNG

>>53402066

does any one have the "has any one seen" comic with serbia about kosovo?

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>>53407178
>"comic"

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absolute madman

>>53409885
>scream

croats are serb orthodox desu

>>53410478
>American education
Croats are Catholic Serbs, but there are a lot of differences between them, they are different peoples.

>>53405846
nice vz 58

/balk/ is boring, we can start a Carpathian thread for us, ukrainians, slovaks, czechs and poles.

>>53413463
you forgot to invite us mongorians

>>53413463

t. Hohol geepsee

>>53413492
Do you have the Carpathians in your country too? I didn't know that.

>>53413603
Ukrainians are a small part of this board - they have a small presence in comparison with the size of the country; I would rather have a talk with slovaks or poles rather than buttblasted greeks and FYROMians. /balk/ had been nice before /ex-yu/, but the bro tier nations, Croats and Serbs, are gone now.

>>53413705

Hey Radu, good to see you

>>53413849
Who is this Radu everyone is talking about?

>>53414787


(You)

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>>53399305
sing all day long, faggot
in the end your dead body will float over Danube

Tri morenca

rio mare tatare

>>53415057
>>53415130

hey guys, wanna invade r*mania?

>>53414787
shut up and fuck off, Ros

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>>53415176
>invading Romania = +0 moreta
>invading Greece = +2 moreta
you catch my drift, Stavros?

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>>53415215

turns out it's not feasible to invade any of them


how about invading S*rbia, M*ntenegro and B*snia?

>>53415285
Subhumans, Subhuman Russiaboos and more Muslims?
We are surrounded by shit to invade cunts, so deal with it, lad. We better invade Thailand. At least we will get some dank traps from there.

>>53415382
>Subhumans, Subhuman Russiaboos and more Muslims

lad, this is balkans, we can remove the populations overnight and claim the beautiful land

think that if we let them live, they will eventually cause new wars at some point. If we end them, we'll be doing a favour to humanity

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>>53409885

idk why i laffed so hard

>>53399909
19th century Romanian, which is pretty much identical to modern Romanian, minus the larger amount of Greek and Turkish loanwords in the vocabulary.

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>people from Sofia's Ovcha Kupel district saying they feel like germans from Cologne with all the immigrants around

Are we finally first world, lads?

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>>53413705
/balk/ > /carph/ or whatever

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>>53415539

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Why is Albania not divided yet?
>tfw there is no Albanian Orthodox nation to consider brothers in faith

>>53415711
>albania
>doing serb things

They will take more clay, not give theirs away.
All the Yugo muslims should form some federation together and push their claims on muslim regions in Macedonia.

I mean, I dont want it to happen, but they probably do, and its not unreasonable

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>>53415711
>divide

lel. just wait m8. greater albania will be next superpower

>>53415769
Hey turkgay, when the nukes start dropping and the fallout era begins, wanna form a nomad horde biker gang and go flay people?

>>53415769

merhaba komsu

>>53415758
Not going to happen anytime soon, m8. Remember that there is no Bosnian State, they share power with the papists (and to a lesser extent the Orthodox), so I don't see them developing some sort of pan-Islamic foreign policy anytime soon.
>>53415769
Kosovo and Western FYROM at best.

>>53415849
Lets try something. Without googling or looking up anything, from the top of your head, try to write something in turkish.
Actual turks can judge.

Ay siktir aferim mashallah effendi - this is supposedly something like Wow, good job mate.

>>53415910
"Haj siktir" in Romanian would mean something akin to "Fuck off".

>>53415910

>Ay siktir

fyi, this is a fairly popular swear word here, in the context of "go to hell"


also

merhaba komsular, izmir yunanlar

>>53415979
I've heard gypsies use it as something like OH GOD, except without the religious connotation.
So like a reaction. Fuck, I dont know how to say this in english. Like an exclamation?

>>53416028
>(vulgar) (usually said as "Hai sictir!") a derogatory expression meaning begone! scram! fuck off! get lost!
And the verb "a siktiri" means to annoy.

>>53416084
Well gypos use it when they pretend to be surprised by how expensive something is, or even when noticing that a girl passing has a nice ass.
Just a general thing to say before the rest of the sentence, to express that you really mean it, and are emotional about it. Even after a joke, instead of actually laughing, just ay siktir ay siktir.

Then again, gypsies dont exactly speak proper turk.

Bugarite na TRI KURETA

>>53416528
you are already way ahead us on this parameter, lad

>>53416132
Here they say the same thing alongside something in their broken Romanian.

>>53415769
>greater Albania
Nobody in /balk/ likes that country, not even Croats. Albos have no "acquaintances" in these lands, no one will be on their part if they want to take territory - maybe only Kosovo...

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>tfw the Olympic games won't visit the Balkans anytime soon

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>>53416866
>tfw your ancestors invented the olympic games

>>53415910

ask kac beden giyer t b h

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>>53416866
>yfw the shit you had to build for the 2004 Olympics is now in ruins

>>53416967
>mfw ebin laf

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>>53416967

>tfw your ancestors stole a bunch of /balk/ history

>>53416967
>Olympic games named on the mount Olympus
>No mount Olympus in vardarska, tho
-delusional fuck (like we all know you are) or;
-get cucкed from ancient times.
pick one, Sashe

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>>53416967
your ancestors werent even invited LOL

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>bred needs more tay

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>>53417086

>>Olympic games named on the mount Olympus

jesus lad, the olympic games were named after this place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympia,_Greece

>>53416967

is this a copy of the brandenburg gate?

>>53417014

>tfw the shit we overpaid and now are in ruins
>tfw the bribes we gave to German companies and the IOC

>some faggot from Kumanovo robbed a rapefugee for 2.500 €
>b-b-b-but dey been poor n shieet

>>53417242

Syrians are not poor, you should know that. Their country was amongst the most developed in middle east and those people had normal lives and jobs

the other shits, pakis, afghans and shit are the poor fags

>>53417242

rapefugees can't get far without money, lad

if 2,500 are his life savings, then yes he's indeed a poorfag

>>53417277
Afghanis and pakis are not even middle easterners, they are somehow inferior to Arabs in my opinion.

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removal of middle easterners from the matrix when

>>53417277
why are so so racist ?
don't you remember Alexi zorba saying that there are only good and bad humans ?

>>53417277
This guy was a Moroccan.
>>53417322
>poorfag
Well! Now he's just a miserablefag, because the Kuman raided his ass and got his two-fiddy.

give me greek music please

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>>53417426
Pier, while you are teaching us humanity in here, your wife is eating some Moroccan's baguette...

>>53417484
Top kek mate. But...
>Pier

>>53417426

you should too remember than Zorbas didn't have an incoming thread from islamist shits that want to turn Europe into a caliphate and kill all non believers

Times are changing

>>53417442
>This guy was a Moroccan

why didn't he go to France

what was he doing here?

>>53417484
i know i know, sometimes i have those rushes of humanity and optimism, but within moments i come back to being bitter and depressed, it scares me

>>53417557
We live in times suited for Captain Michalis(loved the book, btw). Not freedom or death, but freedom AND death. :^)

>>53417620
What are you talking about?

>>53417644
One of the greatest books in modern Greek literature, m8.

>>53417620

Κazantazkis was a fantastic author man

>>53417644

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Michalis

>>53417557
>what was he doing here?
I don't know. He told the police he came from Greece last night and was waiting for a train to Serbia, then he got tazed and beaten up with a baseball bat.

>>53417707

this idiot is a prime terrorist suspect, because no sane man would chose the long way to save himself. He deserved what happened to him

>>53417663
I am able to get into science fiction/fantasy books only. But I mostly read history magazines. So don't expect me to know many things about books. And most of them have some romance episodes which turn me down totally. (for instance when I tried to read 1984)

>>53417743
What's funny is how these rapefugees always try to avoid the villages around Kumanovo where their "muslim brothers" are the majority of the population.

>>53417896

nobody likes albo muslims, lad. Not even their own kin

>>53397924
What? Some roastie whore?

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>>53417688
/balk/ literature, best literature
>>53417773
I prefer Russian literature in general (Dostoievski, Gogol, Tolstoy, the recent Vodolazkin etc).
>tfw you'll never have a Russian waifu to recite Pushkin poems too

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>return home after hard day at work or university
>open door
>see this
What do

>>53416967
WE

>>53417984
wherever i go i must rape

>>53417984

fall asleep and tell them bitches to keep it down

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>>53417984
Begone, foul temptresses! Pravoslavije ili smrt!
:^)

>>53417984
go to sleep

>>53415605
Ok thanks I saw it yesterday and I was a bit surprised at the amount of turkish words they used didn't expect tuis much.

>>53418095
We still have quite a few(kibrit, tutun, kiošk, ibrik etc etc), but a lot of them have been replaced with shitty French loanwords(ex: divan -> kanapja).

I would like to get acquainted with balkanlar boy breats, lads.
What should I do?

>>53418229
breasts*

>>53418229

>Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1

>Leviticus 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them."

>1 Corinthians 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

>Romans 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27 and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."

>>53418356
fuck this shit
braise dengri

>>53417242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhx4C7DGq4

>>53418038
this, тbh

>>53418229
t. fanarijot tikălos

Fun fact: the Romanian word "ticălos"(= wicked, wretched, vile, abject, base) is presumed to originate during the Phanariote period from the Greek "ti kalos!"("how beautiful!"). One version says that it is because Phanariote tax collectors, when roaming the countryside, exclaimed "Ti kalos! Ti kalos!" and the Romanian peasantry started calling them after that. But there's another version... Given that the word always derived from the masculine "kalos"(as opposed to "kala"), it is possible that the exclamation was used in regards to Wallachian and Moldavian boipussy, as the Phanariotes fancied young boys.

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>>53418431

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wtf, fiki was BTFO?

>>53418685
>bulgarian news outlets
Why not report on the refugees in western Sofia instead of which fuccboi got beat up?

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lol

>macedonians
>white

>>53418746
Tatars in denial, in more than one sense of the word. :^)

>>53418746
Stojane Vojvodo!

>>53418782
>tfw macedonians are the real sons of tengri and we are just slavshits

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>>53418714

oy vey do you really wanna put DANS in the spotlight?

also check this out

apparently 1st world reffo centres aren't good enough for """"""""""""""""""""syrian"""""""""""""""""""" niggers

>>53418910
Imagine being a syrian in your warn thorn country, having no food and no clothes, no roof over your head, and only the burned corpses of your loved ones to keep you warm, and reading this on your Samsung Galaxy 10 that you got from the Red Cross instead of bread.
I'd be pissed.

>friend: хpиcтиянин ли cи
>me: дa
>friend: пocтиш ли
>me: дa, пocтвaм в /balk/

нaй-дoбpoтo
bello
http://www.lg.com/bg/telefoni/lg-L-Bello-LG-D331-smart-telefon

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>>53419302

>ъгъл
>this word triggers the monkeydonian

>>53419250
))

>>53419332
true, but I think u missed the funsies

>>53419302
I should buy a new phone, since my old HTC can barely run Skype.
Yet I cant choose, because I have a few conditions:
>should have good hardware, and not be something I need to replace again in two years
>should cost less than a second hand volkswagen golf
>should be durable enough for me not to get a heart attack whenever I drop it

>>53419332
>diaspora / check
>faggots / check

>>53419438
one plus 2
https://oneplus.net/bg/2
best phone, low price. Period.

TAKBIR!

>>53419499
I bought this shit from ali express. Top phone purchase ever, only downside is the guarantee service...you'll need to wait months to fix shit

>>53419372

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

some1 pls post that CYKABLYATCYKABLYATCYKABLYATCYKABLYAT song

>>53417984
get bullied by them most likely...

>>53419499
>low price
>1000 leva

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>>53419603

>tfw bunch of qt grills gang up on u and tease u into doing stuff with them but u just think they're bullying u so u get mad and swear at them and run away

>tfw females don't know how to be direct

TAKBIR

>>53419640

>so what u want f a m - a retarded ass phone which can.. browse the internet and take photos.. and fucking murder your eyes with its tiny-ass fucking screen?
>or a wicked-ass gaming rig for the same price?
>just retard my shit up f a m i want the phone

retards everywhere

>>53417984
Apologize, I must have gotten the wrong door.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

How do I ask this girl I've been seeing to be my gf without sounding like an inexperienced faggot

>>53419827

>asking female to be your girlfriend
>being this much of a faggot

might as well throw yourself in pit full of snakes and ask them not to murder you t b h

>>53419827

>how do i ask /balk/ what this sashko meme means without sounding like an inexperienced faggot

you can't, just by asking it you're instantly and permanently tainted as an inexperienced faggot

>>53419827
>ask
sмh фam... you used to be an emperors and shit

>>53419827

steal her like you steal /balk/ history and kings

>>53419827
>2016
>not dating guys

>>53419505
>>53419805
Insh' allah al-Khilafat 'iilaa al-Bulqan

>>53420031

homosexuality is a sin

repent, sinner

pray to god to relieve u of ur wicked ways

helped me with bbc porn t b h

TAKBIR

You must listen to this based group called OKUPATORËT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzVa6h5j7Q

Best part at 2:23

>>53420205

i already took beer

Tell me you fucking memers

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>>53418746

>>53420285

this hurts to watch

>>53420285
i cri evritim

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>>53419827

>>53420285
reddit autism

>>53420562
>i hate fun

Bitter, broken and jaded shell of a man, desu.

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>>53420396

>>53419827
you kiss her s*rbshit

>>53420600
there is literally nothing fun about that reddit picture

>>53420255
desu you won't get a real answer here. most girls slip it vaguely with questions like "so what are we now". if she didn't i'd try some corny shit like take her out to dinner and dress nice.

>>53420255

read corey wayne's "how to be a 3 percent man" free on scribd

should take you 2-3 days

>if you can't invest that time then you don't even deserve a 1-night stand t b h

>>53420983
>250 pages
>should take you 2-3 days

What the actual fuck.

>>53421212

what, 100 pages a day isn't that much

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>>53420656
Downvote me.

>>53417971

Is it a good translation? It must be since our languages are somewhat compatible

>>53421317
No, its very little. You can read 500-600 pages in an afternoon.

>>53421431

nice try, faggot

the average reading speed is 1 page per minute

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Guys this is unironically our official press titles in Monkeydonia

http://vesti.mk/read/news/7608665/2818978/kurir-sorosovite-mediumi-so-nova-manipulacija-lazhat-deka-siromashtijata-e-zgolemena-oficijalnite-brojki-pokazhuvaat-namaluvanje

>>53421377
Decent, his books are some of my favorite (especially Captain Michalis).

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>>53421619
j-just don't forget to vote for Grujo this spring...

>>53420285
Someone should edit that into a comic about Moldova and Romania, with Moldova turning into Transnistria.

>>53421724
I'm voting opozicija

>>53417503
Keksimus maximus

As it turns out, turks have a rightful claim over northern cyprus. When jenoside started happening, the greeks were literally btfo.
It's also the better part of the island.
Also never knew that there were autonomous british regions with rocket launching sites.
The eternal anglo is everywhere, man...

>>53421839
>t. Enver

>>53422226

t. Σερδαρ

ZA SRBI GASNA KOMORA
ZA SRBINKI KUR DO KOLENA

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Summer isn't so bad at the moment. Post pics of the snow outside your windows please

>>53422894
No snow in Tokyo at the moment

>>53422952
No snow here either

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>>53422805
>"do kolena"

>>53421839
retard/10

>Maкeдoнијa мoжнa дecтинaцијa зa нoвaтa фaбpикa нa Acтoн Mapтин

OY VEY Based Grujo WHAT

>>53423251
>ganyo found some chart he isnt last in
>reposts it daily

>>53423367
Once in a lifetime chance to work like a slave so some jew in the west can buy a fourth boat.

>Гpaѓaнитe им вoзвpaтијa нa мигpaнтитe, бoлницитe пoлни co Cиpијци, Пaкиcтaнци...

Koln, Germany

>>53423423
first time i've posted this in months

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>look at clock
>14:53

>also reminded I have to study for 5 more hours

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>>53423746
>look at clock
>15:56
>remember i have to pretend to work for two more hours before i can go home and masturbate myself to sleep

Gonna go get myself another coffee and a chocolate.

You guys got any war songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y9DfylJoXw

>Taм шли, шли, двa бpaтa
>C тypeцкoгo фpoнтa,
>C тypeцкoгo фpoнтa дoмoй

>>53423788
>look at clock
>14:58
>realize that time has become meaningless, that days just melt together and I don't know what keeps me alive anymore

>>53423825
All our war songs are actually anti-war, in a way. They are all depressing.
https://youtu.be/-Bq2foM-OAw

>British luxury carmaker Aston Martin, which is deciding where to build a new plant to expand its product range and return to profitability, is considering a site in Macedonia, two sources familiar with the matter said.
>The firm, which began with a list of 19 possible locations several months ago then narrowed the list down to two British sites, one in the U.S. state of Alabama and a Middle Eastern location, a source told Reuters in December.

I guess we are the Middle Eastern location, no?

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>>53423992
>all of our songs are actually anti-war

>>53424088
Name a dozen bulgarian songs glorifying war.
You will have problems, and the few you do name were all government issued and paid for.

>>53423992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbsJFCHV-lM

1914 never forget

>>53423825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNU4q1_K798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELG62sR4OYw
Here you go.

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>>53423367
[Acquiring Shekels Intensifies]

>all those "investors"
>all those 5-10% "provision"

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>>53424128
1.5 million turks were killed and deported during the balkan wars

does that make your butt burn with hatred?

>>53423825
idk does this qualify?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7kdm1DJoviQ

lyrics included in the comments

>>53424212
>i have no point
>thus U TURK U TURK U MAD TURK?!

Fucking tatars.

>>53424282
I do have a point, I just know you're obviously shitposting and don't know any bulgarian songs.

Speaking of war, parts of a tragic Romanian poem, "Three, Mighty God, All Three!" by George Cosbuc:

He had three sons and they, all three,
When called, for the encampment left;
So the poor father was bereft
Of rest and peace, for war, thought he.
Is hard - one has no time to feel
That one has ceased to be.

And many months went in and out,
And rife with tidings was the world:
No more were Turkish flags unfurled,
The Moslem's had been put to rout,
For the unscarred Romanian lads
Full well had fought throughout.

The papers wrote that all the men
That had been called the spring before
Were due to quit the site of war;
So to the village came again
Now one, and now another yet
Of those who had left then.
[...]
The corporal met him. 'Sir, my son.
My Radu, well - how does he fare ?'
He did for all his children care,
But Radu was the dearest one.
'He's dead. In the first ranks, at Plevna
He fell. And well he's done !'

Poor man… That Radu was in dust
He had long felt, and felt past cure;
But now, when he did know for sure,
He stood bewildered and nonplussed.
Dead Radu ? What ? The news exceeded
All human sense and trust.

Be curst, o, fiendish arm and man !
'And how is George ?' 'Sir, I'm afraid
Under a cross he has been laid,
Breast-smitten by a yataghan.'
'And my poor Mircea ?' 'Mircea, too,
Died somewhere near Smirdan.'
[...]
Past him, men, women walked care-free,
Cabs on the highroad rumbled by,
Past marched the soldiers with steps high,
And then, the moment he could see,
He pressed his temples with his fists:
'Three, mighty God, all three !';

#cryevrytiem

>>53424349
>i do have a point
>i just wont make it

You dont have a point. You are wrong, and know it. Fuck off, retard.

>>53424431
you are fucking autistic kek
you literally have the internet at your disposal, i won't spend minutes of my time to teach your autistic turk brain a lesson

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>>53414049

>>53424482
>i am so wrong i cant even pretend to be right
>yet i still wont admit it

kek brah austistic brah lmao senpai
kill yourself

>>>/v/323547860
kek

>>53424368

>But Radu was the dearest one

no he ain't :^)

>>53425435
Too bad /our/ Radu isn't dead, kek.

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>>53419827
fuck her and have the talk afterwards

>>53419827
Heyyyy babe, whats the drop rate on those pants?

>>53425474

He will shitpost his way out of the battle, unlike the poor Radu of the poem

I liked this desu, reminds me of why we should keep the peacefulness of this era

>>53397252
> not geri-nikol

r u homosex, la?

>>53419827

>Not kidnapping your own wife like the civilized Turkic do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk

>>53425801

nobody knows garry nichol
nobody cares about her

sorry

>>53425790
Freedom > Peace. Since you bothered to read what I posted, have another poem by the same author, this time full:
"This life is never any good
Unless thou live it as thou would!
So now, as tyrants scheme and stroke
To vilely bend us in their yoke,
When life already is a curse,
Would ye that it be worse?

Were we from godly seed to grow
We would be deathbound even so!
It makes no diff'rence if one dies
An early death or late demise,
Yet lions die in glory's reign
And dogs in wretched chain!

Thou vainly fight in forward rows
If whining thou confront thy foes!
A whiner is no better than
A dastardly disgraceful man,
So if thou mutter and complain,
Thy tears are spilled in vain!

Keep quiet? 'Tis what cravens do!
The dead, we know, are quiet too!
But if alive and straight thou art,
Let laughter overfill thy heart,
For he who dies and laughs doth well,
So laugh thy way to hell!

Should brooks themselves be bloodied red,
As long as death thou do not dread
Thy spirit never shall be trod!
To thee thyself shall seem a god,
As laughter in thy visage glows
And awes thy mighty foes.

So, they are Romans? ! Lovely name!
If God himself, Zalmoxis came
With all his gods to ask for land,
We would accept no such demand!
Nor is there reason they should try:
Do they not have their sky?

And now, my men, an arm and shield!
Today is fate to us revealed,
So he whose guts appear to lack
Is free to turn and wander back,
And he who thinks he might betray
Away from us, away!

Indeed have I nought left to say:
Ye all have sworn on shields today!
Ye all have prowess through and through
And gods in heaven to turn to!
But while the gods are far from here,
The enemy is near! "

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>>53398435
>Catholics are the only religious people in Albania
us orthodox too

>>53426059

surprisingly eerie and true words desu

test

>>53399303
you're mom

>>53426390

hey corfu

sup

>>53426537
you misspelled "carib"

>>53426571

you're corfu, you can't hid yourself behind of new trips


We know you

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kek went to this garry nichol's fb profile and found this little gem

can't keep bulgarians out of our seas. Hope they won't claim santorini as theirs

This triggers Klime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR_9pxE4jk4

>>53426323
Fuck skenderbeg and albanians orthodox/christs. Serbet i kan malltretu shqiptaret per ti po orthodox...

Muslim 4 life

>>53426822
шe тa oбeзкocтя бe aлбaнчe згъpчeнo

>>53426822

t. toniblerim

>>53426822
(guaranteed replies)

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>tana na na na Ayy-lmao madafaka!

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>>53426822

My Makedon brothers, how are you?

>>53424128
>twf whole generation prefer to be in gay-chalga mode and have no idea of their own history

Бoят нacтaвa, тyпкaт cъpцa ни -
eтo ги близo нaштe дyшмaни.
Дъpзocт дpyжинa вяpнa, cгoвopнa -
ний нe cмe вeкe paя пoкopнa.
Дъpзocт дpyжинa вяpнa, cгoвopнa -
ний нe cмe вeкe paя пoкopнa.

Бийтe, бpaтя, Бoг e c нac, вpaжa пopoдa -
бoй зa чecт и cвoбoдa, зa милa poдa.
O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зeмя cи кpacнa, paйcкa гpaдинa.
O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зeмя cи кpacнa, paйcкa гpaдинa.

Heкa c тoз yдap вpaгa дa cмaжeм,
нeкa мy гopдo, бpaтя, дoкaжeм,
чe cмe cтpoшили мpъcни oкoви,
чe cмe cвoбoдни, a нe poбoвe.
Чe cмe cтpoшили мpъcни oкoви,
чe cмe cвoбoдни, a нe poбoвe.

Бийтe, бpaтя, Бoг e c нac, вpaжa пopoдa -
бoй зa чecт и cвoбoдa, зa милa poдa.
O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зeмя cи кpacнa, paйcкa гpaдинa.
O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зeмя cи кpacнa, paйcкa гpaдинa.

No McDonalds to order a BigMac

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>>53427230
I am only glad about that.

>>53423251
>no data
Latvia stronk

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>>53427154

>>53427370

>>53426682

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>>53427154
Pretty good, gonna need some shades because our future is bright.

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>>53427540

>>53427376
top zozzle, lafa

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>roll dat shiieeet
>smoke dat shiieeet

>>53426681
nice view, just imagine the stank from all that sexing back in her room tbqh. wew

>>53427615
For fuck's sake, m8.

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>what chu lookin at nigguh!

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>>53427376

>>53427540
polski bizness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuirKuauIlg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBnC8TKwWI

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>>53427991

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>>53427991

>>53428052

i was thinking of making the catapult a tatar flag propelling makkedonia into the EU but then again that's not a valid thing happening is it

>>53428093
>implying makedonia ke vidi unijata bez da opravi spora s imeto
зaщo нямaмe oфициaлнa пoзиция в зaщитa нa мaкeндoцитe пpи cпopa им c гъpцитe?

>>53428318

Which relationship do you think is more financially lucrative? That with Macedonia or that with Greece?

Spoiling which relationship do you think is more threatening? The one with Macedonia or the one with Greece?

Answers to both questions is: Greece

>>53428318
Boyko said Bulgaria doesn't agree with us becoming North Macedonia (because that'll pull the question of where the other Macedonias are).

>>53428384
>lucrative
>in reality - debts

>>53398197
More or less. Knew an Albo whose family moved to Germany in the 90's. He didn't pray 5 times a day or anything but he didn't eat pork. weird

>>53428426

>weed becomes legalized in macedonia
>yeah duuude greeks are cool maaan whatever they say brooo
>rename themselves to Fyromistan
>grujo-hand-rub.png

>>53428318
>tfw the Republic of Moldavia isn't called Former Soviet Republic of Moldavia
>tfw as authentic Moldavians we call the russified faggots from FSROM 'Moldavian' to tell them apart as if were not Moldavian

>>53428426
Why not simply call yourself Vardarska Makedonija? That actually shows Greeks that you have no claim or assertion of a claim towards Aegean Macedonia and to show Greeks have no pretension towards you just let them rename their province into Aegean Macedonia, not just Macedonia.
There, problem solved. Now Slavic Macedonians don't have to deal with Greek Macedonians.

>>53428750

Vardar Macedonia sounds like the best, most accurate choice t b h.

The problem is they do have claims over Aegean Macedonia. Almost all /balk/ countries have this "Greater" version of themselves they like to pursue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Macedonia

>>53428811
Well then they should just drop it if they care about their image. Greeks won't let them have it their way, they're blocking their acess into EU and NATO because of name dispute lol.

>>53428750
>>53428811
Or forget the whole Macedonian name and simply call the country Vardarija. Problem solved. If the country is Vardarija, there is no such thing as Velika Vardarija.

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>>53427991

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>>53428750
>That actually shows Greeks that you have no claim or assertion of a claim towards Aegean Macedonia

>"I am sorry but everything surrounding the Vardar river is rightful clay."

>>53428945

might as well claim the aegean sea because the vardar river flows into it

>>53428811
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_speakers_of_Greek_Macedonia
lol this page
>slavic """speakers"""

>>53428877
mm so if I claim zapadni pokrainini and force NATO and EU over you to blackmail can I change Srubska to Northern Kosovska for example?

>>53428983
Well duh, that was the point.

>>53428811
lol I only now realized macedonians want both piece of albanian and serbian clay
topkek

>>53429051
your lust for moreta only proves you are in fact tatars.

>VMRO - DPMNE
Isn't this the longest party name you can imagine?
>Hello, I'm from Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia and I'm a member of Internal Macedonian Revolutionary Organization – Democratic Party for Macedonian National Unity

>>53429019
Just like Aromanians are latin """speakers""" and Albanians are arvanitic """speakers""".

>>53429031
North Kosovo for Srpska? No lol
Wait, that doesn't even make sense.. do you mean republic of srpska? Cuz that's actually a legit entity.

shit tred

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>>53428881

>he unironically wants this to happen

>>53429267
i just put you in macedonian position
see you cant just "drop" it as you wrote here >>53428877