You have arrest warrant. You need to escape your current cuntry.

southern europe or argentina/uruguay

Mexico/Brazil

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>>53393578
>argentina/uruguay

this

Vietnam

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Home

USA

Any south american country

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NORTH KOREA

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>>53393762
what are you, some kind of a fag?

>>53393633
>southern europe
so, something like yemen?

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>>53393821

>hating fags

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>>53394134
maybe i'm just looking for a fuccboi

>>53393815
Thats a neat idea, might even be able to teach at a university or something.

>>53393578
Well, there's the dark and mysterious mind, but nobody uses it anymore.

>>53393578

If I'm polish I become a plumber in UK

>>53393578
Nice try FBI.

My means of escape would be the interesting thing, but for a final destination, it depends on the crime I committed. Maybe northern Europe if I could reasonably get asylum there because of US death penalty. Otherwise, somewhere without an extradition agreement with US, maybe Croatia or UAE.

>>53393578
Canada/Ethiopia

I can be across the border in a few hours across an unwatched section then off flying by the next day

>>53398275
USA and Canada really doesn't have some kind of police cooperation?

>>53393578
Go into the forest and walk to Russia. Then end up in Belarus or somethin i dunno.

First flight to Brazil or Argentina.

Law enforcement is an absolute joke in these countries and noone cares about me. Also because I'm blonde I can make epic Brazil/Argentina is white posts while drinking cocktails out of a coconut shell and having a girl with a big bunda press her ass into my face.

>>53398313
Well Montana is a big place, I'd assume they'd be looking for at least a couple days in Montana for me while I'm on a hunting trip. Wife can tell them where I said I was hiking to go hunt and they can spend the day or two looking there for me.

If it was super serial then I guess I'm waiting until I hit the coast and buying my way onto a cargo boat heading somewhere else.

Always have large amounts of cash hidden for emergencies.

Amazon rainforest brazil.

i might die from a spider bite when im sleeping, but at least i get to enjoy hot weather.

>>53398404
>Austrian escaping to Argentina
How original

Uruguay or Estonia tbqh

>>53393578

I'd just stay and fight desu. I don't feel like running. Don't care if I die.

take the first ship to crete and hide in the weed fields

Ushuaia, no one comes here anyways

Can't I just go to comfy prison?

I'd try to get Russian citizenship, IIRC it is part of their constitution to never extradite citizens.

My great uncle had some legal troubles here in the 40s so he moved to Uruguay. It got resolved but he never came back.

Namibia, maybe. I could work on one of the farms anonymously.