Reminder that if you've ever said "trash" instead of "bin" you're not a true Brit.
>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
the standards of /brit/ have fallen considerably since the days of craven and fatcam
english women are genuinely appalling
>>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
You have ten seconds to disprove a single point in this image
>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive.
Bloodborne came with my ps4 when I bought it many months ago but I didn't get around to playing it, think it's about time I give it a go desu, what am I in for?
>>>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
>7, 8, 9, it's the morning so it's pretty much all the same, but then you get off at 3 and actually have a bit of day left to do shit in
Sounds a bit too much like school.
But I do miss those empty afternoons and evenings.
Would probably still waste them anyway though
You just know Thailad is posting ITT without his proxy on.
Talk on a phone I suppose. Being a talkative cunt is so useful in life. I don't know why spergs always imagine themselves walking in a McDonalds during their lunchbreak at an engineering firm only to see their childhood bully flipping burgers at 31. Being good looking and charismatic is an advantage no matter what stage of life you're at
>'Anon why do you have a folder with 209 pictures of overweight men in trilbys?'
Wog cunt messaged my QT who was trying to exchange nudes with me. He messaged her saying I was posting about it on 4chan.
She then messaged me saying she is actually a 48 year old gay man who stole the pics and is called Jerry see:
Bit worried my sister might be a poof lads. She goes out like once every three months and she always goes with her friends to a gay bar and then she tells me they accidentally stumbled across an area of the holiday resort they're going to that's entirely gay. Not sure if I'm relieved or not.
I expected to notice differences, any kind of difference, but didn't really, aside from accent changes. One thing that did improve is I saw fewer Brit youth in cargo pants than back home. Unlike Scandinavians in the summer who always seemed to have them
Just opend up an ISA and bunged my shit in it lads. Ready to begin earning money by doing nothing.
>It's 10 years in the future
>You're putting your son to bed
>"tell me the story of the walking man again daddy"
What do you say?
1.6% is pretty good at the moment for an ISA. Get one of those current accounts that pay 5% on the first £2,500 as well.
I think we need a new picture on POF
nobody is going to reply to this
Much less than that because I went for the coward version where I can take my money out at any time. But it's more than 0%, which is what I was earning before.
I'd like to have gone for a Fixed rate one and gotten a better rate or perhaps a stocks and shares one, but my situation is weird. I'm a NEET and haven't really transitioned to proper adult life yet so I don't know when I might need all this money I have saved up. With that in mind I didn't want to tie it up in an account where I might end up with less if I suddenly find myself having to use it all.
>tfw a qt internationally famous kpop star will never flirt outrageously with you on national tv for laughs
>if i ever had a daughter id prefer her being a lesbian tbf
My ISA gained roughly £200 in interest in 2015
for comparison I won £1300 on bet365 and spend over a grand on drugs
ISAs feel like a waste of time now, can't be arsed to even open an account to get a better rate anymore
If I'm just driving forward it isn't smooth. Every few seconds it jumps a few feet to the left
On the tutorial level that's offline it's perfectly smooth
But it doesn't seem to vary depending on my ping
Why does he look different in his other image to the walking one?
You probably didn't visit the rest of Europe or Asia then.
>Asia is Americanised beyond belief.
>Australia is Americanised, though they seem convinced they're Anglos cos they say cunt and m8 a lot.
>Europe aside from France and some Eastern states is Americanised to fuck and back, and the Eastern states watch so much Yank TV they're the reason our lingua franca changed from French to English in the first place.
France has too much pride to ever be Americanised.
The UK has a superiority complex over America because we're already in possession of a globally influencing English speaking culture. We don't need to suck up watching Friends and the American version of the Office to partake in the globalised English world. We tend to reject Americanism more than the average nation.
Honestly if you've ever travelled to more than about 2 countries you'll find that the UK isn't that Americanised in the grand scheme of things.
>I have a dedicated harddrive for shitposting purposes
SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE FUCKING LISICKI POF PROFILE
Definitely agree with this. Italy isn't really that americanized either though. But yeah UK, especially for a country with such easy access to american "culture", doesn't conform as much as one would think
what the fuck are you even on about? worth what? the hassle of setting it up?
unless you're on minimum wage you have no reason not to save money, and there is literally no reason not to maximize your returns
anyone else have rich parents?
dad is an exec of a massive company
he gives me 15k a year for the last few years as its a way to legally give money that wont get taxed out of his will. I literally have 60k in my savings and i've never wokred in my life
whoever's messaging jodie with me is a good fucking lad
That's what I was thinking reading the convo with kimboliz91.
I genuinely wonder how far you can push a girl in terms of inane boring conversation and for them to reply whilst you still have an attractive profile pic.
>"So the reason I added you is because you really look like my mother"
>"What's the difference between jam and jelly?"
>"What's 9 inches long, pink and makes you cry if I shove it in your mouth?"
Press F12, go to console and paste this in:
>I'm American/Canadian/Aussie/Not from the UK
i think i just fucked it saying about being a janny
didnt realise you'd replied already
>Young person speaks
>Appeal to emotion ad nauseum
Not in the UK, I used to work in one back in 2009, the only people that really used it were old people, tourists and people that wanted to print shit out.
Some people spent a fortune in there, would have been cheaper buying a computer 2bh
>Has to rely on foodbanks
I know this is bait but manage your finances like an adult please
>young person speaks
>"umm" "erm" "well like" "I dunno about that but umm like shouldn't we just be like..." "we're all human beings at the end of the day"
We're (very) old money. I've never gone without but I was never spoiled, I had a strict upbringing and was cut off financially after university. When I turned thirty I took over some of our businesses.
Always drove old cars when I was a teenager, never had a credit card, never got Christmas presents after turning 18 and I think I'm better for it.
>Tony Abbot edition
Is it just /pol/ or has anyone here ever stopped trusting the democratic systems over all?
>Politicians raise taxes
>They gain more power
We absolutely detest American 'Culture' but if you don't come here and act like a stereotypical American, then you'll be fine. Just don't visit London or Yorkshire if you don't want to get beheaded.
>tfw take medication which has a side effect of stopping vomiting
>can drink as much as I like without chundering
how much for this room to rent in london lads?
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe. The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop.
Just a warning: I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Pic related, I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with
Telling lefty #refugeeswelcome people that "refugees" molested over 100 women in a co-ordinated attack in Cologne lads. They cannot understand it. They keep telling me that it's actually hurting their brain and their hearts.