Culture Pals - /cp/

>>53389888
first for yellow fever

Second for qt ended it with me last night and I'm getting drunk as fuck to get over it

Dribk with me bros, I need this

>>53390003
Getting some alcohol, too. Just airported my qt after being with her for 3 weeks.

>tfw I won't be sticking my dick into sleeping Asian every morning anymore.

>>53389888
4th for trips thread get

*I posted this in the last thread. But I really just want to make sure everyone sees this because I truly am grateful for you all-

Hey /cp/

I just want to say thanks. It's really nice to have a community to talk to about foreign QT stuff. My
Friend here think I'm dumb for developing feelings for a girl who lives 7,000km away, when we both have and will definitely soon have conflicting careers. And stuff. So in reality, we will probably never actually be togather. But I just want to make good memories and experience with this girl I care a lot about. And as stupid as this might sound. This IP experience has actually changed me as a person. I've always been a emotionless person. But experienced the death of friend very close to me and other very difficult things. But I just dealt with them, push through, and never showed a single feeling. Over the years it's really fucked me up. But after meeting my QT a few weeks ago, when we parted. I laid in my bed and fucking quietly sobbed like a little girl. It got emotions out of me that have been trapped for years. Literally the first time I've cried in 10 years. Even after 3 of my friends being killed. This QT means a lot to me, and it's just nice to have a group to talk to.

So, thanks for being there anons, and femanons. :)

>>53390068
I spent the most amazing 2 weeks with mine only to be told after I left that she realized we weren't the right match and thing wouldn't work out so it was best to end it.
Fuck it, I got an entire bar's worth of liquor in my house. I'm planning on getting alcohol poisoning tonight

>>53390147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uv4lgzHK3E
Very sorry to hear that anon.

>>53390147
The only open shop here is a kebab takeaway, and they only have beer.
Will take a while to get drunk, but I'm with you, lad.

Swiss beer has only 4% btw.

>>53390105
If not pasta, godspeed lad. When are you going to meet her the next time?

>>53390226
That's less than Americna piss water beer.
But whatevs, I'll drink for you too. I'm getting out of my mind tonight and I have work tomorrow at 5am and I don't care

>>53390105
im happy for you

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>>53390476
Bigger Swiss beer brands have almost all been bought up by Heineken over the years. I don't know how it was before, but it seems like even most Swiss are avoiding the mainstream-Swiss brands and concentrating on local beers instead.

>pic related, the only Swiss beer I actually like after being spoiled living in Germany for 8 years.

>>53390147
I would join you bro if i could

>>53389963
As it should be medkit

>>53390468

Not pasta. And I'm unsure man. I'm in the pre-employment process for a new job. Which will take months, and because of the nature of the job. I won't be able to do any international travel for some time. And she said the soonest she will be able to visit the US is next year. I'm not stressing anymore about it though. I'm just going to take this a day at a time. And enjoy talking to her and hopefully we will meet again

>>53391327
What cunt?

>>53391557
Italian

>>53390147
#vagcucked

>>53391679
Bad choice bro. Which part?

t. Italian

how needy am i to cash out 250€ on a weekend trip to france to get my dick wet with my QT?

>>53391910
Are you that guy with a Taiwanese? If yes, I'm starting to fear that our Taiwaneses are friends, since mine was talking on phone with one of her friends studying in Germany and she was telling her about a France trip with a German guy.

>>53392156
We should rename these threads to /chink pals/

>>53392156
No she's not in Germany but lives in France herself so I am going to visit her.
She only has a friend in a relationship with a cop in Stuttgart so I think our QTs aren't friends.

>>53391910
250€ for Paris? Why?

Just settle in the back of a truck headed for Paris as the refugees do, then cosily fall asleep inside our metro, and steal from the trashbins of the Ritz. Your only expenses should be: 14€ for the condoms.

>>53392368
Sadly this doesn't match. We could have been >>53392244 /chinkpals/ else.

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>>53392598
>condoms

>>53392626
>vierer auf der Alm

>>53392598
>14€ for the condoms.
>not just cuming inside your qt

kek

"CP"

I see what you did here.

;)

>>53392778
>>53392652

>seeking to create mongrel European-asian monstrosities doomed to failure
Why though?

>>53392837
xD
at least someone finally got it

>>53391723

Northern Italy. Why bad choice? She's pretty good to me Tbh.

>>53392900
actually it's the master race of the future.

>>53392900
>he doesn't want his children to be supreme gentlemen.
>implying mixed children aren't cute
>implying I look European

>>53391723
>>53392907
Seconding this. What's the issue with Italians?

Why are all qts off? This is getting lonely

>>53393122
all whores

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>>53393241
>his qt doesn't stay up so you both go to sleep together

>>53393122
>>53392907
Italians tend to be very dramatic and passive aggressive. Manutention costs and expectations are also rather high compared to other countries. Also, very bad aging process and incredible weight gain after marriage.

>>53392990
I'll agree to the statement that they may bridge Europe to China once our new Chinese overlords occupy our lands, simply by being the product of both continent. But beyond regimenting the new Chinese-occupied states of Europe, I don't see what advantages come with being a chink-euro fag...
>litterally wasting your potential as a white male to repopulate Europe
>kid is a little dick nigga
>has small height
>not polite if he has that from his mother
>higher IQ which will distance him from his classmates and make him an outsider
>suicide will be the only prospects to him unless he inherits big balls from you and Eliott Rodgers his way out of it

>>53393367

>incredible weight gain after marriage

I dunno man, when I was in Italy I saw a hotties walking around with their kids..

>>53393516
You can have kids without being married.

>>53393435
Actually my white genes are so strong I'll just create a fully Aryan baby out of a Han-Chinese womb

>>53393645
Yeah sure keep telling yourself that buddy. Though I'm not sure who the refugee's children would most bully? A german child? Or a chink-german child?

>>53393645
Funny enough, my most dominant genes should definetly be the dark eyes, black hair and darker skin. Even with inheriting this, it would still look like a total chink. I really consider having a child with my qt in a few years. I hope it will have chink-eyes and 3d face features. That would be great.

Is there a French guy here who recently started messaging a Italian girl within the past 2 weeks? Mine has been getting messages from a French dude and said she isn't very happy about this

>>53394214
/4NEKNEKNEK

Recognized the comment

>>53394301
u mad bro?

>>53394214
Nice picture :)

>>53394401
nice pic :)*

When are we going to spam his photo with nice pic?

>>53394301
KEKED

>>53394329
But lest you become enraged in your reply and spout things at me that'll make me want to reassess our alliance, know that I did it for you c: Now I have her nudes and I can post them her if you'd wish?
Are you thankful my American brother?

Guys I need advice on which country I should try. I've been focusing on Belarus, Russia and Ukraine, but their English is too poor to have an actual conversation.

I only want non degenerate whites (/pol/ has done that to me).

What should I try?

>>53394799
Poland.

>>53394799
france

>>53394329
>>53394459

no, not mad. I'm just curious if it's someone from /cp/

Guys any experiences with finding a gamergrill who isn't
>yes i'm a girl and yes i'm a gamer lel xDD (o.o)
?

>>53395123
are you 12?
sod off

>>53393781
Epicanthic folds tend to stay. Even your grand-kids will have a light case of "chink-eyes". They could be neotenic too. They'll probably have difficulties growing a full beard, though.

>>53395123

A lot of the Asian qts play video games, especially those that are living abroad (no idea why this is, just a trend I've noticed.) Now if you mean girls who play video games a lot and not just as an occasional hobby, I'd say settle in for a long search.

>>53394853
I'll give it a try, that's what most people told me. Thanks Alberto
>>53394882
I said non degenerate Ahmed
And French girls are low tier

>>53395123
Put video games in the search bar broder.
Happy hunting!

alright got a couple nudes
she is so thirsty desu senpai
time for a quick rub and then it's off to the shower

>>53395346
Pics my good sir?

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>>53395422
>posting without content
>being an e-rapist

>>53395475
consent...damn you Steve Jobs

>>53395180
>Video games are for kids
>lel i'm edgy

>>53395235
I just figured since i spend so much time doing it myself it can't hurt to find a qt who has an interest in it as well. Thanks for the tips though

>>53395296
"games" gave me too many "The hunger games" enthusiasts but i think i managed to search properly now, thanks broder

>>53395518
If there is a series you want to discuss with your qt search that as well.
Might be a great ice breaker.

Top jej lads.

The girl who was asking to exchange pics turned out to be a 48 year old man

avoid acousticrain

>>53395989
lel

>tfw your qt sends a picture of herself in just a t-shirt and panties wishing you good night
Loved it, thought i wished she stayed up longer so we could have gone full exchange.

>>53396022
Very funny story.

I couldnt get my whatsapp working so I asked an italian on brit to help me with it and the slimey cunt messaged my QT saying I was posting about her sending nudes on 4chan.

"She" then messaged straight after saying the italian sent her a dick pic and that he was a 48 year old man

>Sei il mio ultimo bellissimo pensiero ogni notte

Feels really nice to hear lads.

>>53396180
>tfw too nervous to go into the lewd category with my long term QT's

HOW?

Do you guys be lewd right off the bat or do you wait a while?

I've known my longest QT for a month, is it too late?

>>53396180
How to get nudes?

Also what's a good way to start a convo?

>>53396183
not like acousticrain looks nudes worthy to begin with my friend

>>53396275
>>53396276
Talking and looking for openings, be nice to her then she feels like being nice back.

>>53396245
Is she 12?

>>53396462
18, still acts a bit young in some ways yeah.

>>53396549
mamma mia
why do italian girls love british cock?

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>>53396579
Because the Eternal Anglo never stops.

>>53395296
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=29095778&uid=453491431331614720&aid=4624615
Think i found the one <;)

>>53396579
Don't all girls crave for it?

>>53396705
Making sami babies?

Daily reminder that not accepting the LGBT agenda is not being close minded.

>>53396897
Or you could just admit that you are close minded? I will actually come right out and say it; I am very closed minded. I have a very narrow set of ideas and I am slow to change them or add to them. I understand the "I am so open minded" ideal but it is worthless not to have any sort of filter on your mind or any base to judge ideals off of.

>>53396897
>>53397752
Are people still upset about the LGBT?

People are homos, get over it. I was happy gay marriage got passed because everyone finally shut up about it.

Now we just have to shut up the trannys.

>seeing lightning outside

What the fuck

>>53396711

Yeah, especially your mum, sister, aunt and your female cousins.

>>53399625
>tfw I don't have a sister
Why are you lying anon?

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>>53400597
fucking brazilians

>>53400706
Hue hue hue

>>53400706
Le South Brazil maymay xDD

Seems like you messaged either someone from the northeast or rio de janeiro

>>53401404
Brasilia.

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>>53400661
GermoNEET?

>>53401557
Np, huehuehue
Goodnight

>>53401538
Even worse.

>>53401678
Oh it was you gn

>find macao girls profile on interpals
>tell her to never come back to /cp/ because no one likes her
>skype with her after
>get nudes
HOW EASY IS CHINA AMIRITE

>>53401755
I thought people from Brasilia were mature and educated, for living in the capital of the country. I was wrong.

>>53401834
Proofs or it never happened

>>53401834
Proofs?

>>53401834
i didnt even know she was a she

>>53401929
>>53401930
>>53402008
Not posting them because that would be rude, but she is pretty easy I guess, /maiiong

>>53401838
Well it actually should be better than Rio, but I think most people who aren't from here would say that anyways.

>>53401838
No, you weren't. "Sul é meu país" is just a laughing stock for everyone, even southerners themselves.

>>53402118
t. Carioca

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>>53402042
>that would be rude

>>53402118
But yeah, it's a laughing stock

>>53402042
interesting, she does speak portuguese, supposedly

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>wanted to go to sleep
>then see this after checking messages
/cp/, was that you? If so, don't do this

Lads qt just said "better stick to girls from real life ;)"
Im dead :(

>>53402228
Anyway, I don't want to discuss this.
>>53402206
Glad you know it.
>>53402258
Srry, I thought you would like it.

>>53402225
She hasn't studied it in years, but she knows the basics, I asked her to help me with it but she hardly spoke any big sentences/paragraphs.

>>53402355
Still gonna need some proofs nigger

>>53402258
That would be me

>>53401838
The people from any capital happen to always he the worst

>>53401834
How do you know it was her? Her profile is pretty normie.

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>be me
>be normie suffering from depression
>1 year trying to avoid life at all costs, from girls to friends
>start using IP
>girls from all over the world hitting me
>skype with a few
>all are nice, we exchange whatsapp and all, but I got really interested in an educated Indonesian girl
>been talking to her nonstop for a month
>she calls me sometimes
>we talk a lot and about everything
>really falling in love, even tho I'm not a retard
>making plans to bring her over already
Jesus, when did I become such soft cunt? I even forgot that my life is in ruins.

>>53402814
Please tell me it's not a muslim Indonesian at least.

>>53402814
Do you at least have your own place?

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>>53402940
Pic, and I'm an atheist...fuck me lad....

>>53403023
Well i hope she doesnt jihad you

>>53402985
I do, I'm well off, that's not the problem. I'm not sure if I'm just longing for a woman's care or if I really like her. Plus, she is a ~muslim~, tho not "really".

>>53403122
If you're such a normie then why can't you get a local gf?

>>53403120
We hardly talk about religion and she doesn't seem to really about it. I most of her pics, she is using a hijab, tho when we talk through skype, she don't. But even then, our cultures are so so so different, I don't think she would ever adapt to Brazil.

>>53403122
Well at least you have cash

>>53403195
Maybe you can change her and convince her to give up islam

>>53403186
I could, IF I was living a normal life nowadays, but I'm not.

>>53403195
seem to care*
In most*

Ooh... Just made a profile and seeing qts visiting my profile is making me pretty nervous.

>>53403279
Maybe bro...I don't know, she pretty much destroyed the bubble I was living in, so that's why I'm like this right now.

>>53403281
What about stuff like pork, alcohol, fasting for Ramadan and stuff like that?

>>53403315
Doesn't it at least give you a boost of confidence? They checked your profile out purely based on how you look in your picture.
Or flag if they're Thai.

>>53402794
She posted it here before when she first created it though she posted it at a time when the thread was really ded so not many people saw it.

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>mfw in three hours, seventeen european girls and some asian girls viewed my profile and none of them messaged or anything

Maybe they didn't like what was on my profile. Or are they waiting for me to make the first move? I don't know. I guess I'm being an autist.

>>53394799
Learn Russian

>>53403356
Well dunno what to say but good luck in whatever youbare trying to accomplish

Also is she indo chinese?

>>53403378
>What about stuff like pork, alcohol, fasting for Ramadan and stuff like that?
I never asked, because I'm afraid of the answers, I don't like religious people...I just assumed she didn't care much, because she never wears a hijab with me and is very open and educated...and hell....I just can't stop thinking about her face... Anyway...I will get things straight tomorrow about those things and I will post here.

>>53403535
>Also is she indo chinese?
I don't think so, she is from East Java.

>>53403315
>>53403315
You're British, if you're not ugly you're going to have it pretty easy on Interpals.

The problem is for us Third worlders, we need to be '''''''white''''', have at least okay looks and be much more interesting than your average European to have some chance with attractive grills on IP.

Euros, anglos and Japs/Koreans just have to sign up.

>>53403465
The 3 main reasons a girl will message you first are:

1 - If you are extremely good looking (Clayton level)
2 - Have something on your profile that triggers them (a joke, tell that you hate a specific country, whatever, be creative), so they will ask you about it.
3- Greencard

Option number 2 seems to be the way to go.

who /milfhunter/ here

I just got finished Skyping my qt for 5 hours again today, we've done this the last 3 days in a row and have watched movies and just talked. It's been really nice.

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>>53403744
Managed to autism my way to getting lewds from a French 35 year old Milf before. Tbh I only think I made it because she was so incredibly eager.

>>53403940
that is some serious autism my friend. good work.

>>53403729

It's not bad either if you're a spic in an Anglo country either. Got my share of qts for being "exotic" kek

>>53403744

Yeah I used to. Posted a couple on the skype group chat when it was still going on (Johnny here).

>>53403889
How do you watch movies together? Do you download the same movie file and start at the very same time or what?

>>53396275
shit ive been talking to my qt for almost a year and no nudes

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>>53403980
She sent a few voice notes too.
(here's what I got)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0leizj8G6mY

>>53404139
Same here my fellow spic friend i found a whole new world of asian girls that have burrito fever

>>53404267
Yeah we download the same ones and then we get it ready and she waits for me to say play.

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really original to be honest family

>>53405017
cute

>>53405189
Probably a nigger

(Captcha was bananas)

How many messages do girls get on this site? I talked to a thai who said she had over a 1000 she hadn replied to, and that was a thai!

>>53405276
It really is and it's even more cute how she looks at me especially since she spends most of the time just watching me

Who else here takes bubble baths while talking to qts?

>>53405558
They all get loads of messages. Most of them are just generic messages though so they don't reply unless the person who sent it is good looking, then you can send anything you want.

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Why is this allowed? Tried to write something to one qt, but I can't because of picrelated. But fucking sandniggers do it.

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>>53406244
Fucking dune coons looking for sex.
Pls help me, is there any way to approach her?

>>53389888
does the interbopper not work anymore?

>>53404892

>tfw getting lewd with a Japanese milf and she says she likes my "white" skin
>tfw I passed as a white person to a jap

Kek'd pretty hard

>>53404415

She sounds annoying as fuck but I bet she could suck a dick pretty good.

>>53403734
lol you guys are funny.. Thanks for the compliment though..
I didnt get a chance to respond to the last thread about this, but ya I know the acousticrain girl. It doesnt say shes in a realtionship on her facebook anymore so who knows.. Although for what its worth I am of the opinion of all my interactions ive had with her it isnt surprising if she was very flirty and wants the D. She deff likes younger guys from what I know for sure.

>>53407072
>Have light brown skin
> they like it but tell me to stay out of the sun to avoid becoming a black
>Its interesting to see my tan benis pounding their pale white behinds

>>53406299
make another account or change your location and message her

>>53408152
I'm not sure it will help
>You must be DagmaU's friend to view his/her wall. Add to friends.
>Can't add to friend
>Sweden and Europe aren't banned in her profile
That's strange. Dude, check her profile, pls, can you send her message/add to friends or not? I would be very glad for that. Her profile nickname is /DagmaU

>>53408304
Why the obsession sven?

>>53408304
>Chechen
Also why do you care so much about trying to message this girl?

>>53408304
>online 2 months ago

>tfw qt starts calling you bae
I can't tell if she's serious

>>53408994

Last time a girl called me Bae she ended up supplying me with nudes.

>>53408994
I dont think i can ever respect a woman that calls me bae

>>53409056
I'm gonna have to cut this off before headaches begin

Nordic difficulty level

Piss Easy mode :

Finnish

Easy mode :

Swedish

Normal mode :

Danish

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE mode :

Norwegian

Nonexistent mode :

Icelandic and Faorese

My old qt looked like a poor man's version of Penelope Cruz.
Life is suffering

>>53410831
I had a Faorese qt for a while. Got her on whatsapp too. She was pretty cool, I just got real busy with work and we just sort of fizzled out

>>53410876

I messaged all the Faorese girls, with messages I tried to make somewhat interesting.

None answered.

Sad.

"15" here, I just joined a Mormon specific dating website, soon I'll be drowning in super cute conservative Mormon girls who want nothing more than to marry and start a family.

Enjoy your Thais

>>53389888
Korean is most popular and handsome Asian in the world without doubt especially in europ.

>>53410938
3/4 of those accounts are fake and designed to make you buy credit just to reply to fake messages.

>>53411019
Probably, but 3/4ths of IP accounts are fake too, so whatevs

Morning guys, so how 's it going?
I'm really hitting it off with that ukrainian qt, but i'm kinda afraid some drunk russian seperatist will shoot me in my ass or something if i'm ever going to visit her.

>>53410938
But what about your ""'"qt"""?

hi

>cute Korean girls messaging me left and right
>"I want to visit Canada some time! I heard it's really nice!"
>Currently convincing any of them to maybe come visit on vacation
>Little do they know, the Maritimes are awful year-round

How long will the gooks last here?

>>53411330

>Maritimes

Ouch, must be hard to convince a qt to go there compared to fucking Toronto or Vancouver.

>Welsh qt super happy to tell me she's coming to Canada
>She's going to Vancouver like a billion km away
>Expects me to be happy

What the fuck is there to see in Vancouver anyway.

>>53411257
Servus, auch schon wach?
>tfw already outside
>tfw rain

>>53411317
Moi

>>53411374
I just tell them that we can travel to the cities and explore, stay at a nice hotel for a few nights.
Then we can just chill out at my place, outside of town, surrounded by trees. Pretty comfy spot.

>>53403734
>a joke, tell that you hate a specific country
I see what you did there
>>53411257
Just make her visit you instead

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>>53411451

Do you send them pics? Pics work so well to convince girls to visit your place.

Pic related has a ton of success with qts.

Teach me your ways of getting Asian qts, Swissbro.

>>53411421
aber klar doch, sogar schon seit ner Stunde auf der Arbeit

>>53411492
I send them pics of Hopewell Rocks.
Bitches love Hopewell Rocks.

Any other place in NB/NS/PEI that you can think of that look "beautiful", that girls would like?

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>>53411552
Shit, forgot pic.
Also, St. Andrews is oddly romantic, in an east coast kind of way. Live like 30 minutes from there, so it's definitely a destination.

>>53411492
I have been met with very enthusiastic answers when I show them where I live, but I don't know if it's merely internet-talk.

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>>53411552

No clue, I only know about Newfoundland.

If you're willing to cross into Quebec around the Gaspé peninsula you can show them the Rocher Percé and the town of Percé.

Pic related.

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>>53411589

There's a girl moving her at the end of the year after I tried to convince her to, so it can be more than "internet talks"

>>53411533
Ouch, stehst du um 5 auf?
>dgw immer noch Regen

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>>53411612
>>53411631
Dayum. May have to take a road trip across Canada with her. Only ever been to NB, NS, QC and ON, the last three only briefly. In the States, I go to Maine (live outside a border town), and went to New Hampshire once.

I don't get very far.

>>53411492
This desu. I have pictures of the beach down the street from my house and of Oahu and the qts love it.

>>53411631
Nice. I'm quite new on interpals, I started a couple of months ago, but I only started spending time there this christmas holiday, so I'm pretty new. There has been quite a bit of people who I think dreams about visiting me, but somehow I think it's just dream talk, because of money.

The most enthusiastic one is a girl from fucking taiwan, who told me she had a lot of spare time nowadays and I should visit her. It should be better if it was the other way around I think, but then again I'm not sure if she has the money.

>>53411533
Ich komm dich heut Mittag auf der Arbeit besuchen btw :^)

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Found the perfect girl for weebs, a shame I'm not one of them.
also
>Hola
>llamo
Such is the life of Brazilians....

Anything useful in OP's pastebin?

>>53412379
Your mom's phone number

>>53412483
I already have that.

>>53411779
jo 05:20, dafür bin ich dann auch um 16:00 Uhr fertig mit der Arbeit.

David Bowie is dead desu

>>53412590
>mein Vorstellungsgespräch ist nach seinem Feierabend
Enttäuschung uezs.

>>53412701
schon ein wenig.

>uezs
pfostierst du auch in /deutsch/?

>>53411631
Montréal looks comfy

>>53390068
Are you me? My qt will leave tomorrow ;_;
Gonna see each other in 5 months again at best

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Anybody else talking to this Russian QT? She's really cute, and I've been off and on messaging with her for the past like 5 months. But we arnt really getting anywhere with it. We just can't seem to get a solid conversation going. She usually just sends pictures of Moscow to me.

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>>53412845

Its top comfy and cheap as fuck. Some advantages in living in a bohemian hipster land. That said, despite the hispter stuff and liberalism its not the crazy brand. Made a rape joke yesterday at work around a bunch of girls and everybody laughed, some even added stuff on top of it.

>>53413037
Damn that looks cosy. I'm a bit of a Quebecboo тbh (go Habs).

>>53413104
>I'm a bit of a Quebecboo тbh
I know that feel brah

>go Habs
Lmao

>>53413200
>not liking the Habs

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>>53413104

Always welcome. Just make sure to learn some French such as greetings and "je ne parle pas très bien français" (I dont speak French well) and everybody will be okay with it.

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>>53413271
>liking Canadian teams
Top kek

>>53413284
Je peux déjà parler assez couramment, mais l'accent quebecois est un peu difiçile à comprendre quand même
>>53413311
>not rooting for the underdog

>>53413336

You will get used to it in a month. And really we use so many anglicism in our slang you will get most of it easily.

I mean you dont need to know french to know what the slang verbs "checker" and "watcher" mean.

How to get over loneliness?

>>53413618
alcohol can fill the void!

or the better option, get a dog.

>>53413618

Find stuff to occupy your mind

>>53413666
>666
>recommending alcohol
Satan pls go

>>53413791
hey i'm not saying it's a good option, just giving some input

>>53413816
To be honest I've been drinking pretty much for 4 days straight.
I slept in super late and woke up in the afternoon and got drunk alone at home which made me take a several hour long nap.
In less than 2 hours I would normally be getting up to go to work but I'm just staying up all night, shitposting.

I just want somebody to love

>>53413666

thanks for reminding me that the 15th marks a year since I had to put my dog down

>3 Swiss flags
Finally I won't be recognized as long as I don't fetishize Asians :^)

>>53412770
Manchmal. Da ich aber kein Muttersprachler bin, eher selten.

>>53413907
please teach me how to get Asian qt

>>53413907
Kinda weird since Swissland is small as fuck.
Now you know how I felt when I was in Lithuania

>>53413887
i feel sorry for you mate. wanna share some stories from you dog?

>>53413907
as far as i know there have only been two swiss guys that have an instantboner for asians right?

>>53413881
nah dude seriously, stop it. you need to find something else to occupy you. go help at an animal shelter or something if you got so much free time and nothing to do.

>>53414135
I thought I'm the only one.
Who else?

I have a fetish for the Half white/half jap combination

>>53414854
isn't or wasn't there that Flip guy? i've been mistaken for that dude multiple times now.

>>53414989
He has no Asian fetish, he has landwhale fetish.
I remember a German explaining to a newfriend:
>this is flip, the landwhale hunter
>this is dccrs, the flip hunter

>>53415172
well than multiple people got something wrong, because i'm pretty sure they talked about Flip and Asians but however so you're probably still the only one.

>>53415258
I am spreading my yellow fever pretty good desu.

>>53414854
I stopped posting here one year ago since I found my Taiwanese gf.
Just chimed in today as she's leaving tomorrow for home and only culturepals knows my pain.

>>53414017
It's because all the women leave for the cities and us men gotta work on the farms.

rate my profile: /NICEBLACKGUYUSA

>>53413618
talk to thais

>>53415318
more eastern european qts for me

>>53415361
You have a Taiwanese, too?
Nice m8.

>>53414937
Hapa girls are pretty nice desu

>>53413907
>tfw several Belg flags

>>53416401
Thomas?

>>53408304
Only she can message you first.

You guys actually message the girls first or do you just reply to those who message you?

>>53418286
I've never messaged a girl first. I ran the script on Europe overnight and replied to people who messaged me.

I haven't scripted in 4 months and I'm tempted to do it again.

>>53418286
Most of the time I let them message me first, usualy get atleast one message from a new person every week unless i script.

In my experience if I send message first they reply 90% of the time though

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>America
>White

>>53418540
Says the Paki

>>53390226
>4%
amateurs

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>>53418540
South Africa for comparison
>>53418632
>new turkestan calling a Brit a paki
Oh Lordy

>>53418723
Now show your country, you'll see it looks just like the US when you search it

How do any of you come to terms with the fact that most of the women looking for people online are mentally defective?

Is this something you actually prefer? Serious question.

So many Russian qts visiting my page

Do they expect me to initiate conversation?

>>53418723
Is wrong that the koala would be 2nd on my lists of "what I would fuck" from those?

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>>53418951
Certainly Jamal

>>53418409
>>53418432
I have never started a convo, usually get 5-10 grills messaging me a week. What type of script are you talking about?

>>53419118
>tfw not beautiful or nordic

fuck you m8. I used the script in the pastebin, I wouldn't use it if I were you, you'd probably break ip.

>try and find a french chick to speak with
>90% of them are learning korean or japanese and only want to speak with asians

wtf france?

>>53419511
Alright thanks m80

>>53419555
>tfw talking to french qt
>tfw she sends you a song on vocarro
>tfw skyping with her
>tfw she is almost 100% perfect
>tfw she snaps and goes 5000% insane in one weekend

she was going well, but i've dropped her 2bh

>>53419690
>tfw she snaps and goes 5000% insane in one weekend
elaborate

they all look a bit nuts тbh, but I didn't expect them all to be weebs. kinda creepy.

>>53419555
Know that feel, the only french girls i have talked that werent fixated on Korea or Japan were either
>6+ year older than me
>going on vacation to norway with their bf's

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>>53419082
>>53418723
French ones>>>

>>53420060
Is France a nation of weebs? Never knew this

>>53418979
Message them:
hi))))

>>53420164
They're the biggest consumers of animé and manga outside Asia. They're mad on the stuff. Only follows they'd love Korean trite as well

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>>53420164
>Is France a nation of weebs?
Maybe

>>53420230
>>53420298
Disgusting.

>>53420060
Never got why people become Koreaboos.
Japan has anime and video games while Korea only has shitty K-pop.

>>53420314
ur mum is disgusting

>>53420381
Mystifies me. It just seems like a dirtier and less interesting version of Japan.

>>53420446
Anime was a mistake. Get your life together.

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>>53419743
I don't know what happened, it was going great, she was amazing and great to talk to. On the weekend she started demanding photos, videos and stories then became aggressive over small comments. Then she wanted to know my sexual history really badly for some reason, it became an obsession

Pic Related. I'm pretty certain the whole thing was a shit test to find out how many girls I slept with. But she was pissed that I never gave her an answer. quite rude 2bh

>>53420534
sounds like a nutcase. she's probably one of those chicks that would talk dirty online but if you ever met her in real life she'd be super shy and reserved.

>>53420534
It could have been worse. You could have given her a random number and it would have stopped there.

>>53420534
Prob dodged a bullet m8.

>>53420478
Animé is ok, it's the Korean shit I don't get. I literally do not understand how millions of people can buy into anything as cheap, fake or plastic as K-Pop and K-Dramas.

>>53420616
She was quite lewd but here's the kicker, she actually has a boyfriend of 4 years.

She created a hidden skype just for me or so she says.

>>53420786
Nearly every french girl i have talked to have been lewd as fuck

>>53420965
yeah, me too. The first french qt I talked to sent me a picture of her tits as her first message on whatsapp.

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>>53419555
We have always been the weabooest country in the world.

>Romance / Flirting
>A Relationship
On or off?

>>53421853
On. But doesn't really matter desu, most people don't care, At worst it just might scare off a few prudes that you probably don't want anyway

>>53421853
Off. Might seem thirsty.

>>53421853
Romance on
Relationship off
Tbh

>>53423185
>>53423442
Yeah, thought so.

>>53423185
by the way, good luck with your interview mate

Why there is no option to select the race?

>>53423504
Only seems thirsty if you seem thirsty in the first place tbeh. Just look at clayton

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>qt italian girl i messaged is connected, but still ignore my message, despite having see it
>get a message later
>it's some black girl from trinitad and tobago
>mfw shes wants to know me and help me with my english

>>53423677
I can't help but think about all the /int/fags that would report accounts for lying about their race, claiming >italian >white

>>53424098
poor frog man.

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Any takers?

>>53423677
What's a race? What's theirs?
/kaitlin_naomi
/Lost_in_Cologne
/MissFraser
/harucchi

>>53424580
1 untermensch
2 untermensch
3 untermensch
4 übermensch

>>53424714
A quarter of this, a quarter of that...
Harucchi: half Canadian/half Japanese, 100% asian :D

>>53424151
>implying I'm not pure white.

>>53420534
Is her name starts with M? I think I recognise this style of writing

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>>53425119
you can do better

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>>53425119
>>53425629
just gross bro

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>>53424580
>What's a race?
Are you this stupid? Google it if you don't know.
>What's theirs?
/kaitlin_naomi - mongoloid
/Lost_in_Cologne - caucasian
/MissFraser - mongoloid
/harucchi - mongoloid (but she's qt desu senpai)

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>F5 interpals's page just in case
>qt ukrainian girl offering me to help me in russian

>>53428012
you heard a rumour that chicks love money...
... so ukrainian gap per capita is $2K a year. france has $50K... making you rich for her

>>53426983
You were supposed to take it with a pinch of salt.
I wonder how you'd class some people from the Reunion Island, though. Some are really mixed.

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>>53428850
Didn't even looked the msg yet, i will see.

But since all women want money, i would rather have a qt ukrainian girl anyway

>>53428850
Ok, she might want to escape her country
>This user only accepts messages from 17-30 year old users from Europe, North America, Australia/Oceania, or South America. This user does not accept messages from Turkey, Egypt, Iran, Japan, India, North Korea, South Korea, Pakistan, Morocco, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Solomon Islands, Sudan, Syria, Uzbekistan.

Or these people are thirsty and she got annoyed

Bros. I need help.
I can't maintain conversations, be it with men or girls. It's not lack of confidence, I don't feel anything, it's just a lack of creativity and drive to talk. I really want to have a good time but I don't really have what to say.

It gets better in real life tho, on internet it's terrible.

>>53429548
What are your interests? Find someone who has a similar interest

>>53429772
That's the thing, I'm more interested in academic topics like politics and linguistics for example.

>>53389888
is this guy still active? don't remember his name, i think it was kim?

>>53429398
Both. Sandniggs and nignogs are really very thirsty for sex.

>>53430064
There are some pretty intellectual qts capable of conversation here about those topics and more but you'll have to search a bit

>>53423891
umm what... Who said I was looking for a realtionship on interpals, I just left everything clicked when I signed up. Didnt pay it any attention. Or have you forgotten unlike most of you guys most people I just talk to as friends on interpals, I dont go around flirting with every girl doesnt matter to me.

>>53430160
ya he is, he switchs his name and pic though on his account randomly now though.

>>53418971
My qt is normie as fuck. She was told about the site in her English class because they said it's a resource for finding someone to practice languages with.
She wasn't weird or socially damaged or anything, just a regular girl who was told she could find someone to practice English with
Boy, was she wrong