/brit/

>>53389136
>Not B52 edition
Janny!

>>53389110
nah maybe a fucking nerd like you would be lmao

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kpop desu lads

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N A N D O S

ketchup or mayo with your chips?

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>Janny!

>>53389216
both in equal parts

https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/sersh/

I want to find the thread Sersh was doxxed in? Not the faked Daniel Proctor one but the real one

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>Janny!

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Woke up to this who do I message first?

Mass-delusion... as in "basic humanist thought that is of high importance to human society and overall benefits everyone".
You know what has become an actual religion and delusion at this point? Right-wing bigotry and nationalism. Like usual. Like it always has been throughout history. Idiots banding together to buy into propaganda and blow incidents out of proportion.
A small part of a random population deemed "different" from the natives did something bad so the bigots start ostracizing the entire group. Completely ignoring generations of peaceful coexistence and progress and the fact that we are all humans living on the same planet and the fact that nationalistic delusions harm countless of people and the future of our society. What a fucking joke right-wingers are. Disgusting.

>>53389216
only faggots would choose mayo

>>53389216
Mayonnaise is the Devil's condiment tbqh senpai.

spoons is and always has been cheekier than nandos

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>>53389214
>medium

>>53389279
kumachan

>>53389262
his names sebastian

>>53389279
Alex you bent twat

>>53389216
salt and vinegar tyvm

>>53389262
>implying he was doxxed

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>Karenpost

>>53389279
The Russian.
They're waiting on it.

>>53389279
Darina desu

the rest are too old or men or can't cook

>>53389279
Hansol & holly la

>>53389216
mayo

>>53389287
>>53389291
benders

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>>Karenpost

>>53389279
Hollywaner is a tad bit strange tbqh. I've come across her before, she was telling be about how all girls are interested in money and will do nasty things for it.

>>53389380
Big old niggalips

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If you don't want a trump presidency you are a literal rasheed who should kill himself (not in a crowded marketplace or in a carbomb mind you!)

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What is winter like in the UK lads

/brit/ will never produce something this good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9UiHYHZ2SI

>>53389309
pft even I've got a bigger bulge than that

"eyes and teeth" is slang for me and my mates. "hey anon let's go to nigger club", "nah mate, it's all eyes and teeth in that shithole"

>>53389472
Rainy af

I know the north is a shit hole (which is entirely the souths fault by the way) but I'd literally rather live up here than down south. I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.

>>>/a/135947360
>>>/a/135947360
>>>/a/135947360

new

>>53389496
>it's all me and my mates in that shithole
wat

Azusa

going to have a cup of tea, and there is really nothing anyone can do about that

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>>53389472

>>53389279
>9
I had interpals for about three weeks, but, even though I was unemployed at the time, I couldn't keep up with all the messages and people were getting upset with me for not replying quick enough. For the last couple of weeks I was waking up with between 40-50 new messages, but I could only send back about 20 a day so it was just getting ridiculous and I deleted it.

>>53389540
>Implying that the Janny isn't going to come down on you like a tonne of bricks for posting that

>>53389547
Alright CLQ

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>>53389472

>>53389440
Would prefer a nige prime ministership if i had to pick

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>>53389582
Fuck the police senpai

>>53389552
Is it all catfish like in >>53389279 ?

>>53389136
very good edition

also id like to draw you lads' attention to the pic; whoever produced that must be exceptionally talented in image resizing, aswell as brightness+colour alteration. really first class image editing

>>53389552
>tfw my Russian interpals gf deleted me on facebook
Hadn't talked to her in a while but it still stings

I sexually Identify as a LA̕͏͜M̴̨̀͠B̨͘͟͝͝O̴͟͢͠RGHINI. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of DRIVing UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. People say to me that a person being a LAMBORGHINI is Impossible and I’m MATERIALISTIC but I don’t care, I’m this NEW LAMBORG̡͏͏H̡͢Į͡NI HERE. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 NEW bookshelves and 2000 new books on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE” and respect my right to DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. If you can’t accept me you’re a LAMBOphobe and need to check your ̡GNA͏WL͞I̛DGE. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.

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>>53389694

>>53389694
I sexually identify as red ropes

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>>53389420
She can't speak English for shit but she's a nice person.

>>53389377
Hansol is a boring cunt

>>53389325
Messaged her she's a japanese milk 2bh has a boyfriend though but I am cucking him she always flirst with me.

>>53389362
>>53389369
good choice

>>53389552
This was my first night 2bh. I had already answered the other ones. In total I have 22 qts messaging me.

Also got asked to exchange dic pics on whatsapp

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AaUSA
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY SERSHLAD ISN'T POSTING ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53389681
There was this one Russian guy that I'm sure was gay. He lived in some remote Russian town towards the east and he'd message me paragraphs every day talking about life in Russia. He used to get very upset when I didn't reply quickly enough and he'd send messages every single evening asking why I'm not replying "I guess you are busy... that is OK...". I had to block him in the end.

>>53389638
Mostly Russians, Koreans, Chinese, Eastern Europeans and Americans

Lads I had a fig roll with a cuppa earlier and the world has just fallen out my arsehole on the bog jeanie mac

>>53389752
good lad, it's a good confidence booster desu. No matter how many ugly fucks try to treat me like shit here in the UK, globally, guys like us are desirable as fuck. To add to that, NO ONE likes British girls, so they can all just fuck off desu.

>>53389808
He was probably just lonely m8 you probably made him end it all

>>53389799
He's a normie now
he doesn't need us

>>53389752
>talking to girls who live more than 10 miles from you
For what purpose

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>>53389795
MENTIONED
E
N
T
I
ONED
(me on the left)

>>53389863
Yeah, I felt really bad for him--he was a nice guy. But I worked couldn't keep up with how much he wanted to message.

tinder is just really good for practicing chatting up girls tb#h.

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>>53389799
He's behind me on my bed sleeping with some Irish slag ( I think I know some Irish twat and one of his mates fingered her outside a club in Galway )
Shhh don't wake him

>>53389891
because british girls are disgusting

>>53389911
It looks so weird

>>53389916
>putting your face on it


fuck off normie

>>53389541
No he's saying that between his mates, "eyes and teeth" is slang. He means that there's a lot of black people there so when the lights are off all you can see are eyes and teeth. Confused me at first too, no doubt him and his mates are a pack of melts

>>53389952
it's his evil twin

>>53389808
>>53389914
Sounds like he might have just had very little to do in his remote town and wanted to learn what the rest of the world was like.

>>53389994
*walks away from the camera*

Do you take notes in lectures lads (lower class plebeians need not answer)

>>53390009
kek

>>53389893
>me on the left
would play guitar with, snuggle, and spoonfeed strawberries and cream/10

>>53389967
don't have this problem here

>>53390031
bit hot out

the new m50? love it

>>53389864
>>53389925
I do not find either of these scenarios believable desu

dad just gave me a small loan of a million dollars

>>53390096
fuck off millionaire

>>53390070
New Zealand weather

>>53390096
fuck off brianna, I won't buy your shitty game

>>53390096
tell him that we are in the UK and he shouldn't be using that disgusting yanky currency

>>53390096
can you lend me a fiver m8?

>>53390096
Donald.

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>>53389853
For some reason I keep getting milfs messaging me. Wish it was like real life haha.

you are right about the British girls. It's really funny seeing lower class girls on it having like no friends or no wall posts thinking they are gods gift.

I've been messaging one cutie though from t'north and I banter about her hometown being flooded.

>>53389891
Nudesand most of them visit the UK. the gook I am messaging is coming in UK in summer to see her boyfriend but she says they aren't talking anmyore so she will be lonely when she goes and said she wants to meet me

>>53390110
Cuck or buck?

>>53390110
megacuck

>>53390110
Top tier cuck post
Nobody on 4chan has come close

>>53390169
3, 2, 1

JME watches anime

https://youtu.be/eW_iujPQpys?t=6m9s

your willy is rubbish

>>53390148
august ames again?

i reckon it is

>>53390210
I'll put it in your bin then x

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>>53390174

>only 148cm

/brit/? More like /shit/ lmao!

>>53390210
you have a strange definition of rubbush

>>53390193
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024

need an answer lads
how long do you chat to a girl for before you can ask her for a meet?

>>53390110
tbf to the lad he at least ditched the whore, have respect for him for taking responsibility of the child

>>53390174
are poor eastern european qts all over your dick if you make like £20k a year

might fly one over here

>>53390210
I liked your willy. Can I show you mine?

>>53390227
yes lad

>>53390205
black people love anime for some reason

*swallows 2 paracetamol tablets with a cheeky grin*

explain yaself watchu mean when you say HALF - CAST

>>53390246
I don't like talking over text just ask them if they want to meet as soon as you start messaging them

>>53389279
Show us your profile pic lad

>>53390236
XDDDDDDD

>>53390281
good taste

>>53390236
Estonia? More like Russia lmao!

>>53390174
Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts......

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

>>53390236
haha well done outbantered the /shit/posters again hahahahaahah

>>53390349
>tfw I finally understand this quote

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>>53390235
I know. felt like saying you could literally give me a blowjob standing up for bant

>>53390273
Eastern Euro girls are fucking NUTS. utter NUTS.

They will message you. Then you'll message back. Then they will flirt, you'll flirt back and then they completely stop replying to you, then they will reply a few hours later and start flirting again then you will flirt back and they give you mixed messages and cold shoulders.

>>53390335
Mate she's 31. Looks young though.

>Flirting with girls on the interet
Ugh, can't do it. I make myself cringe when I can read what I just posted. Kept imagining what it would sound like being read on BBC News for some weird reason..

>>53390322
>XDDDDDDD
:DDDDD
>>53390332
>ching chang chong
Please speak in English.
>>53390370
haha :P

BOOM CLAP

Got tons of likes on stuff I posted in a shitposting group and on my normal FB, but did pretty badly on CSGO and the two girls I messaged on Tinder didnt reply :(

win some lose some

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me on the left

England will be washed away by Allahs cleansing rains. Drown in your sin

>>53390314
Does this ever work?

>>53390430
What did you think it meant before you understood it?

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>>53390328
just wish she would do anal desu

When they talk about wearing medals or miniatures, what is a miniature? Do you get a smaller version of the medal when you get the main one?

>>53390480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as1mOphRjIU

>>53390174
What site is that mucker, interpals?

shoot us a pic of her would ya

>>53390447
I know, Michael Jackson's lyrics are only so flexible though.

That Kumachan was the one who had Ted mooning as her profile pic, right?

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:3333 <33

>>53390498
I don't know tbqh

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Hello good sirs, I'll be using a tripcode in this thread from here on out.

>>53390447
she looks about 12

would genuinely relish a return to the stone ages, going out hunting mammoths and that with sticks and flint and shitposting on my cave wall next to my woman

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>>53389136
>>53389211
>>53389275
>>53389311

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>I'm into survival skills, mixedmartialarts, philosophy, anthroplogy, religion, politics, pyschology and poetry. I am religious. I am born again presbyterian.

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>>53390523
Good post

>>53390479
>tfw Sean Penn isn't dead yet
:'^(

>>53390479
me on the right

>>53390565
>woman
ug off normog

>>53390565
>nd shitposting on my cave wall next to my woman
kek

>>53390515
No mate here she is.
http://www.interpals.net/kumachan718

>>53390514
aye lad should sign up it's good bant yank girls are thirst as fuck

her pics here
>>53390447

>>53390554
>tripcode
>doesn't use a tripcode
gtfo newfag

dragons den lads

>>53390504
she probably will at some point 2bh

>tfw you will never have drunk sex with her

https://www.instagram.com/p/__ZYpmphBq/?taken-by=msmaplefever

>>53390662
im out

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>>53390591
>I am a christian deist

>>53390600
he will be soon.

>>53390450
stop worrying mate lol

>>53390643
she basically lives in a place called fuckuova

>>53390649
Sorry am i doing it right?

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waheyyyy

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>>53390643
Wonder if she could help me get a twincam exported to N.I for cheap

>>53390715
Kek'd out loud

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>>53390593
You too friend

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lads heres italian lads profile

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>Britain is bracing itself for an icy blast over the coming week when temperatures are expected to drop below freezing and bring snow and widespread frosts.

could've done with this at christmas ffs

>>53390778
>Prodigy, BSE and Xilent with that other shite music

>>53390704
What's this stuff in the news about him? He did an interview and it led to a drug lord being captured or something?

If so then I would say very soon

>>53390694
oh dear i find that quite humourous

>>53390778
got me :(

>>53390778

jesus what a twat

>i have to say, i think you're pretty good looking.

r8 this message i just sent to a bird

Lads this is urgent I need help for whatsapp

some girl wanting to send me pics but I dont understand what you are meant to do to add your number

when it says +44 what do you do? do you just remove the 0 from your name

>>53390722
That's pretty hot desu haha

>>53390835
he went undercover for the CIA to bring that spic drug lord down and now the american government is denying all knowledge

it's a bloody stitch up

>>53390778
>I'm a 188cm Ectomorph Homo Sapien of English culture
Jesus Christ

>>53390850
awful

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>>53390850
>>i have to say

>>53390778
wtf is björk lol so underground

>>53390852
yeah replace 0 with +44 so instead of 07864111526 it would be +447864111526 (random number)

>>53390852
just do 44 then your normal 079 or whatever or else replace the 44 with your 0 number

>>53390906
it's all so quiet

>>53390907
doxxed :)

>>53390835
he went to interview the most notorious drug lord in the world in october, high-level security and all that, unbeknownst to him the Mexican Marines tagged him to the jungle where he met with El Chapo. they eventually used Penn and the interview to get El Chapo on Friday.

either way, i don't doubt Penn will probably seek some sort of government protection now.

>>53390907
>>53390927
FUCK.

I already did that, and the SMS verifaction didn't work and now my QT thinks I am giving her fake numbers

JUST

Eating a pomegranate feels like eating a girl out on her period and it puts you in touch with your monkey ancestors when you're picking the little capsules out.


Can't believe there are plens who don't know which part you're supposed to eat. It's not fair to call them seeds when they're surrounded by a cell of a juicy deliciousness.

>>53390873
>Sean Penn
>Working for the US government to bring down a druglord
Unless he has been undercover for 30 years I find that unlikely. Sean Penn is basically a wife-beating version of Jeremy Corbyn

>>53390903
>>53390896
just unmatched her lads
i knew it was shit

>>53390992
just turn down your autism levels and you will be fine

>>53390778
He has the jaw and chin of a god

>>53390907
>(random number)
Sure it is. Just doxxed you m8

>>53390969

>plen

ancient gimmick. doubt there are many /brit/folk around who remember it.

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Best take advantage be all that you can be
Best take advantage see all that you can see
Cause this could be your last opportunity WITH ME (PUT IT IN)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (put it in)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it (work)
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (GO HARD)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it
Don't come around if you gone let me down
You gotta get it all the way in
I wanna see you work

>her: I'm only addicted to the gym
Would "it shows ;)" be an appropriate flirty answer lads?

>>53391052
I'm an oldbender

>>53390850
Shit. You dont get replies if you dont make a conerversation they also get hundreds of those messages a day

>>53391017
it was going well before baka

having a hot choccy desu

>>53390903
Is that Yahtzee Croshaw? That's someone I haven't thought about since 2011

>>53391055
will you stop posting jungle shits ta

>>53391048
cheers la

>>53391080
yes
unless she's fat in which case it sounds sarcastic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-WUsOqYhU

N E W S A R G O N
E
W

S
A
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G
O
N

>>53391084
what are you supposed to talk about with basic bitches though

just want a boy to cuddle with 2bh :(

>>53391055
Literally dated a girl who looked a lot like her. She was a nutcase

>>53391142
>basic bitches

fuck off yank

>>53391146
LARGS

>>53391084
the question is, can i pull it back

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woah..................

lads haven't looked at her fb or any pictures or old conversations or anything since we broke up on 2nd of november

suddenly getting an urge to do this but is this a bad idea

>>53391101
yeah
apparently he stopped wearing his fedora when fedoras became a meme

My gf is black, ask me anything

>>53391259
why are you pretending to have a gf

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What does kissing a girl feel like?

>>53391142
She could be someone like us if you took the time to get to know her instead of believing that she is basic

Cause who the fuck is going to say what is really on their mind when they barely know a person?

>>53391259
do people look at you funny when you take it out for a walk

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>>53391123
it's a shame about the rest of you

1259
I have nothing to ask, i couldn't give less of a shit

>>53391259
is it true that they smell worse

>>53391303
stop posting this pic of my gf

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>>53391303

>>53391303
salty bags of milky coins

>>53391243
That's my anniversary lad

My post will give you good luck, do it

>>53391303
bags of sand

>>53390852
Post them here. :^)

>*sniffs your fingers*
why do they smell like cum anon?

i am beyond cringing rn

>>53391315
stop whieknighting, you can tell if a girl is basic just by looking at the clothes and makeup she wears

>>53391300
I'm not

>>53391317
Sometimes, normally old people

>>53391331
She smells fine most of the time but her hair gets a bit pongy somtimes

>>53391382
i was fingerblasting your nan

might have a wank

>>53391340
not her mouth's wrong shape

>>53391373
but i've not felt sad about it once since then, i feel like it's gonna set me back or something

>>53391398
How can I be whiteknighting a chick I dont know
Jesus christ

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THIS AIN'T ME
THIS AIN'T COO'
THIS AIN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP TOO
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
'S NO GOOD, NO GOOD

EVERYTHING IS CHANGIIIIIIIIIING AND I BEEN HERE FOR TOO LONG
GOING THROUGH THE SAME THINGS
I BEEN HURTING ALL ALONG, GOT TO MOVE ON

>>53391449
don't make me look through my folder for it

>>53391458
cos ur a beta fuk

AND NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST

>>53391507
But I don't fancy girls :^]

how long will it take before war and peace is available on iplayer?

havent used it for a long time

jack confirmed for best poster of 2016

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Night night /brit/!
*jumps into bed and snuggles into you*
ahhh comfy~

>>53391458
You're making positive assumptions about girls you don't know

that's whiteknighting

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reminder

gf is coming home soon and she wants to do a sex but I can't be arsed, the fuck is wrong with me?

>>53391544
just over 200 years

>>53391559
GET

ABSOLUTELY

FUCKED

>>53391560
back off!

>>53391560
*takes swiss army knife from under pillow and shoves the blade in your gut*

Anons how should I save my money? There's stuff on the online banking page about ISAs and all sorts but when I try to read them I just give up after 2 lines and go back to mindlessly browsing imageboards.

At the moment all my money is in a current account that earns literally no interest.

>>53391562
I said she could be not she is

>>53391596
let me stand in

>>53391562
Right and making negative assumptions about anyone you don't know is being a prat.

You're both as bad as each other. Just don't make any assumptions.

>>53391615
put it under your mattress

>>53391575
can you tell me how mandela is a positive one

it was much nicer in south africa before black people got a say in things

>>53391048
*Blushes*

>reading these messages i've sent to girls
no wonder they don't reply lmao

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>>53391613
>*takes swiss army knife from under pillow and shoves the blade in your gut*

>>53391615
Rates a shit at the moment, but yeah, stick it in a cash ISA.

>>53391544
a good 2 hours

>>53391598
Epic!

>>53391517
STOP IT
just get on with what you need to do

>>53391615
same lad i have all my money in a graduate account that earns 0 interest at the moment

>>53391648
Rorke

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Blue moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

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Morrisons café desu

>Luther/Sherlock mash-up

Holy mother of meme

>>53391652
give us all a laugh, lad

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>>53391575
>being dead

back to uni tomorrow /:

alri lads i hope none of you are being naughty

>>53391759
classic CUNT

>>53391627
No she doesn't like Whiskey breath

>>53391575
>he fell for the Stalin meme

Most obvious case of Nazi propaganda and American Mcartyism.

>Stalin controls the weather which caused the famines

lol

>>53391767
*quickly sweeps something off the table and looks at you wide eyes*

>>53391615
Send it to my PayPal and ill get you sorted

going to /sp/ brb

>>53391778
fucking demolished

>>53391766
>britbongs can't even commit suicide painlessly

>>53391680
tbf, morrisons' big breakfast's are amazing.

>>53391816
very, very impressive

>>53391766
>shotgun to head
>1.72 minutes
>getting hit by train
>17.9 minutes
Wat

>>53391398
Not if you're talking to a milf

>>53391637
I met a QT that worked as an architect, was into philosophy and had read Prometheus Rising 2bh you're just a beta

>>53391778
Not me. My whatsapp isn't working nice try though pham

>>53391381
James help a nigga out. I made whatsapp but it wont let me send messages, I 100 percent have the right number.

This isn't a joke a 9/10 fanny pic is at stake here

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>>53391725
>2015+1
>SHIGGIDY DIGGIDY POSTING

Deutschland 83 now

nothing like a bit of curves 2bh

>>53391615
The only sane thing to do is buy gold and hide it in your back garden under the shed

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wish i was a braindead normie who only worried about his new shoes, his betfair accumulators and his peugot 206 MOT

we live and we learn lads

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britain? more like shitain

>>53391844
guess you might not always die instantly, but that must be a maximum

>>53391559
Cheers pham but my names Joe. Used a fake name

>>53391898
that middle bottom girl looks like a trap 2bh

>>53391615
switch to a current account that pays interest you wally
TSB Plus is one

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love how generous the government is with my money tbqh

these coming on now are absolute classic stereotypical uni girls; the reason im not going to get a gf whilst a student

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>>53391845
Hmmmmmmmmmm. What do I stand to gain from this?

>>53391950
its much more powerful if you show the tax breakdown picture

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>wish i was a braindead normie who only worried about his new shoes, his betfair accumulators and his peugot 206 MOT

>but posting autistic anecdotes to strangers on a tibetan wood-carving bulletin board is a much more patrician use of my time

>>53391963
We can make a brothel from the QTs we acquire.

>>53390662

in the US dragons den is called "shark pit"

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>st-stupid poortherners, i-i love m-my £40,000,000 1 r-room flat, i c-can barely hear the c-call to prayer at all

>>53391950
>Palestine (not known)
Sara's going to do her nut

Just pussied out of going to the pub that my oneitis is at lads

Feeling very down atm

>>53391898
>nearly everyone I went to school with went to uni and is now doing some boring marketing job in an office and is living the normie lifestyle

>>53391950
>£118m to north korea

nice

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>americans

Lads is there any fucking way to get a 5kg parcel to Korea without having a driver come collect it.

Fucking Royal Mail don't do anything over 2kg the knobheads. Parcelforce are the only lads that collect from post offices and they charge fucking £80+ for it

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>>53391845
I'll have you know I am desperate to see that gooks minge

>>53391950
This is unbelievable

>>53390778

>all that entry level music

>>53392046
>without having a driver come collect it.

what's the problem?

>>53391845
>I met a QT that worked as an architect, was into philosophy and had read Prometheus Rising 2bh you're just a beta
So? What does that have to do with making assumptions on people you haven't met?

>>53392003
Okay lad, sounds good.
I've already messaged her. I've asked her to send the nudes straight to me on my whatsapp and then I'll transfer them directly to you on IP.

>>53391961
why are you posting in the thread and not the fucking chat

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how do you normies talk to girls on tinder?

when I say 'hi' they just don't respond

I've heard I need to be unique and get their attention but I have no idea how to go about this

>>53392008
Change your mind and go. Only counting down the days until you die--don't waste your time alone at home when you could be taking the future love of your life.

>>53391950

Gibs me dat

Need moe money fo dem programs

>>53392092
just ask them how many letters there are in the alphabet

>>53391961
>>53392085
kek

>>53391950
>£3bn to Israel
nah not a fan

>>53392085
im platespinning

>>53392092
"ayy bb want sum fuk?"