The babysitter from Fairly Odd Parents desu
>tfw no qt teenage babysitter to Dom you
>you will never wake up early on Saturdays and wank over the teacher from balamory
Feels bad man
What do Brits think about the St. George cross on their flag?
1) St George never went to England, and he never fought a dragon either (maybe a crocodile if we are feeling generous but even that seems doubtful).
2) Most Brit stopped praying to Saints centuries ago. Irish people sometimes might I guess, and at least St. Patrick has his own cool holiday. But no English guy is going to pray to St. George in a million years even if they are Christian.
The UK has no shortage of real Brits who are really relevant to the modern day. Any movement to change the St. George cross to something else or is it staying because "muh heritage"?
loving this smiley gimmick
my gf posing casually
>Download a repackage of a game
>Download a complete package of the game
>Cave in and buy the game on steam
I LOVE YOU TAYLOR I DO
I LOVE YOU TAYLOR I DO
I LOVE YOU TAYLOR I DO
OH TAYLOR I LOVE YOU!!!
it's the one part of the body you rarely get to see. Seeing a girls butt, boobs, etc is normal, but their feet are usually covered. So when you finally see their naked feet it's something else
I don't like all feet though, only smooth, clean nice looking feet tb h
What's some degenerate stuff you've done lads?
A girl once left her knickers at mine, or I say left, she 'couldn't find them' in the morning because I'd hidden them.
When she left I used them for about two months to wank to the smell of by putting them over my head/face and wanking until they stopped smelling like vag
>it's the one part of the body you rarely get to see
not if it's summer. boobs and butts are covered 99% of the time too, fyi. unless you go to the nudist beach regularly.
i sort of understand from the point of the foot fetishist, but feet have never turned me on and it just seems odd to me.
m8's mum sucked me off not too long ago
Then I felt weird about it, so I left. Now everytime I meet up with him I have to hide the fact that I did some terrible things to his mums face.
Kind of regret it tbqh, it's become a hassle.
not really though, you see women in sandals and open toed heels and whatnot, feet are not censored or blocked in media images like bare tits usually are, really by your logic you should mostly be attracted to vaginas
FUCK OFF SHE IS PURE HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
Whats weird? I was a virgy at age 24 so I asked mum if we could have sex. We did. She enjoyed it because since dad left she has been lacking sex, I NEEDED it. I since have moved out and have a decent job. All it took was one fucking of my mother,.
P U R E A S S I N
>Went over my ex gfs house while she was at work and beat her little dog to death with a cricket bat and chucked it down the storm drain
h-h-haha....what're you like...eh
*Makes excuse to get away from you*
Lads how do I talk to girls on tinder? Matched with a few but have no idea how to initiate conversation
only 1 o'clock and I'm already set for a fap tb honest. Gonna try and hold out until tonight so I can produce the most cummies
>Took out some kid in primary school during bulldog
>Had the piss taken out of him because I was always thought to be a weakling (true tbqh)
>He just posted a video of the Krays on Facebook for some reason
I wonder if they're related...
it's a good start but you should use it in conjunction with other resources. I learned Swedish mostly thanks to Duolingo but Sverigetråden and being in Sweden for a while helped a lot as well. Listen to lots of French podcasts, radio shows, etc
>I wonder if they're related...
Yeah, they were twins
bought a vr headset for my phone so I can watch Sopranos in bed lads
very immersive desu, put headphones on and there are no distractions. Like being in a private cinema. Not great resolution but good enough to watch most of the torrents I download
>tfw spent $30 on a custom video from this Russian camwhore qt
>wasn't even that good and only fapped to it once
>find out my favorite camgirl also does custom videos for way cheaper
I'm never paying for porn again
that her music is proper shhhhhhiiiiiiitttttteeee haha
ood thing she is a paki slag :^)
>there is a strong possibility that they have had drunk sex
the only thing keeping me alive tbqh
Nicked my stepdad's bank card and spent 80 quid on it
Because she's good looking and good looking people can do whatever the fuck they want
If they do it its LE QUIRKY and LE FUNNY xdddD LOL SO COOL AND UNIQUE!!!!
Look at the guard on the left, cringing like mental but can't say shit because she's good lookign
what should I watch
Small hard drive no bully
The Golden Globes is tonight, can't wait to see Ricky Gervais BTFO murrican celebs again
>The Golden Globes is tonight, can't wait to see Ricky Gervais BTFO murrican celebs again
he's a twat
the office was the only good thing he ever did
mfw going to amsterdam in easter to eat magic truffles again
>"Anon you got any booze? we drank all ours ahaha"
>KentFaT gets outed as Deludo
>suddenly stops posting
>be young pretty Irish girl
>be virgin, saving yourself for the right time with your boyfriend
>have a loving boyfriend at 21 who's at your side
>your virginity is taken from you violently by some vicious nigger from Africa
this makes my blood boil
>in a relationship
>in a year and a half it will end; we will graduate college and we both have different plans for afterwards. Neither of us would ask the other to change their whole life just so we can stay together
>never talk about the fact that our entire relationship has an expiration date
how fucked am i
I got the dungeons master guide
I got a 12 sided die
I got kitty pryde and nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me yes I do
IN THE GARAGE I FEEL SAFE
NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY WAYS
IN THE GARAGE WHERE I BELONG
NO ONE HEARS ME SING THIS SONG
Literally the song of my secondary school years. It's still a choon.
>PICK UP YER PRAYER MATS LADS THE BANTER TRAINS GOING TO LEAVE!
if you're attracted to a 16 year old who's taller and weighs more than you is it still considered pedo? My sisters friend is a fucking giant and looks 20 and I want to take her to pound town tb h
My computers fucked so j have to post on my phone using a shit 4chan app and some of the ads on this shit are amazing.
>blocked Fallopian tubes
What the fuck, yesterday I had an ad for used tractor tires.
>tfw waiting for a new thread to post your best comments and gimmicks