This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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How to Learn Japanese
100 most common Japanese words
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Do you consider that spaniards are racist?
DOKO MADE YUKU NO
KONO MAMA ZUTTO
KOKO NI IRU NO KA
don't know and it wasn't a only one anon... I heard the same with three anons at least.
Hello, my penis is only 12cm....
Can I still get a Japanese girlfriend?
I would even learn Japanese.
I just love how cute and submissive they are.
How can I get a Japanese girlfriend?
Does anyone have a Japanese girlfriend?
How often do you come across signs like these in Japan?
Will you get thrown out if you try to enter?
>be jap male
>be inferior species
>see superior white male come along and take your women
>Half babies on increase
>soon japanese males will be bred out of existence
you are literal cucks, japanese women prefer the superior white man. How does this make you feel?
Hiroshi woke up at 6am. Realizing he was going to be late for his salaryman job, he grabbed a piece of toast, hard boiled egg, and can of coffee.
However, Hiroshi made one grave mistake. Hiroshi failed to read the label on the coffee. The milk inside had turned. As soon as Hiroshi gulped down that coffee can, violent diarrhea hit Hiroshi like a ton of bricks.
As Hiroshi jumped onto the packed subway train, Hiroshi shit himself. The train cart was quickly emptied that morning, smelling of fresh, raw, Yamato feces.
私もそんなことを考えていた、そんな商店に入ったらどうなってるのかな? 喧嘩? 「くそバカ外人出て行け」といわれる?
I'm trying to teach myself Japanese and I'm working on vocabulary right now. What is the best way of remembering how a word is pronounced? I have no problem with Kanji and actually spelling the word (attaching meaning to the Kanji/spelling) but I'm having a lot more trouble attaching the spoken word to the meaning/spelling.
Anyone have a similar problem? If so, how did you get past it?
Then it is くうちゅうブランコ dammit
does anyone here smoke tobacco? i'm thinking about investing money in a pipe. i had a good conversation with my sister's friend last night about pipes, politics, and being bilingual. he's fluent in german. his family is from germany, but he couldn't speak german until he was 13. he learned by attending a saturday school for 6 years of his life. i believe immersion is the best way to learn a language imo. i'm looking forward to studying in the kansai region. i study japanese now as a mere hobby now, i understand some N3 grammar, so i'm not that great. i have a question for foreigners on here, how long did it take you before you were comfortable with speaking japanese?
Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some are born to the sing the blues
The movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on...
sorry I'm too sleepy to write them in English...
Am I the only one that thinks white people that learn Japanese are losers?
I don't want to sound mean but most of those people are insecure retards
I think people that want a submissive Japanese girlfriend are assholes
I suppose you can't help what you love, even if it hates you back.
Even lively Russian music seems to have this undertone of depression to it.
It warms my soul.
Meh, plenty of other examples out there.
What's a good indicator for the tightness of a girl's puss?
I've heard that if a girl doesn't have a thigh gap, she's supposed to be tight.
I'm hearing more that a girl with a thigh gap is supposed to be tighter though...
This thread has lots of normies, so what indicates a girl's tightness?
I got a message. こういうメッセージを受け取りました。
Unknown:I know you. オレはオマエを知ってるぞ。
Me:I know. I'm famous. もちろん。みんなオレのことは知ってるからね。。
Unknown:stop helping A. ASKAを助けるのは止めろ。
Me:oh! find me finally. へぇ。とうとうオレを見つけたか。
Unknown:I know your house,phone,car. オレは、オマエの家も電話も車も知っている。
Me:okay,thank you be my fan,do you need my sign? ごくろうなこった。オレのサインでも欲しいのかい?
Me:I'm telling you now,I know the skill,and I know how to break. これだけは言っておこう。オレにはオマエを特定するスキルもある。邪魔はさせない。
Me: if I guess right,博勝案. オレが思うに、オマエはブロード操作集団だ。
Me:right?its C4ISR. そうだろう?オマエは(ASKAを追い込んだ)ハッカー集団だ。
Me:come on,I can find you all as well. かかって来い。オレはオマエを見つけ出してみせる。
Unknown:ok,don't break,I will stop. 分かった。それは止めておけ。だが、オレはオマエを(ASKAを助けることを)ストップさせてみせる。
>you use your chopsticks well
If you say thank you, then you seem like an ignorant foreigner who doesn't realize he's being insulted and belittled.
If you don't say thank you, you seem like a rude foreigner.
What the hell do you do?
>millions upon millions of nihonjins are fast asleep in their little futons right now
Usually I start off with the humble "no that's not true lolol" so that I never seem rude. That usually prompts them to ask "do you practice/use chopsticks at home"
To which I can respond somewhat snarkily "no I never practice it comes quite naturally/yeah but sometimes I use forks too; what about you?"
>tfw you will never know if you snore because no gf
With the chopstick thing, I know it sounds like typical japsplaining but recently my feelings changed.
I'm starting to feel a bit of empathy for people. And I don't want to like smash their reality and make them realize x y z about the world.
I guess I notice they're operating at their level which up until they met me or whoever gaijin has been totally fine and appropriate.
So sometimes instead of being snarky I just say thanks and move the fuck on. It's easier and more peaceful than getting pissed and ruining my already bland school lunch desu
Hello my japanese friends.
I was wondering what the general consensus about Germany and the refugee-crisis is in your country (general opinions, not /int/-opinion).
Also how do you feel about German immigrants?
That would be like catching a ghost
Oh no you probably won't. No one ever carded me. Store clerks often don't want to risk you not understanding them so they won't even ask you to show id.
Also, age confirmation is usually not even id it's just a button on the screen you push to say you're over 20
Yeah you'll rarely be carded even in big places like Tokyo and smaller places much less so cause they really don't give a shit and they're anxious about having a big miscommunication with someone they can't easily fix things with. I smoke these mevius cigarettes with a crush ball. They're nice camel crush so it's menthol when I want and not when I don't.
But the Flintstones do it.
How long will you be there? On a home stay or?
I don't mean to sound discouraging and I'm only a bit older than you. But in my experience a change of scenery is usually not conducive to changing ones lifestyle and habits. It has always seemed that way to me, because you think you can reinvent yourself in a new place. But usually it's not so simple.
Good luck though!
Is it your first time to Japan?
oh no i'm not trying to reinvent myself or anything like that
fuck it i'll see if i can get some cigs in a vending machine or a store and hope the host parents don't find out
yes this is my first trip to japan
i will be studying at lexus school in kobe
Nah vending machines do require a sort of Id. It's a card that you get by showing an id somewhere and the machine reads it before selling you anything.
Have you gotten in touch with your host family yet? Maybe they smoke and they don't mind
This especially, if you're gonna quit, will make it tough if they're smoking around you
i haven't even started getting my fees payed yet. the only thing i know so far is that i'm going to be placed in some intermediate class since i can read hiragana, katakana, and some kanji. i can also hold basic conversation at best. i'll try my luck at a store. i knew a japanese kid that was 16 and smoking. he had to be going to a store that didn't id him.
That sounds good. Living with a host family improves your Japanese a lot. But you'll probably get a survey then to match you with a host family later in the process right?
People just one or two generations above us smoke way more and it gets worse the older they are. When I did mine one of the questions was do you mind smokers. I said no of course. I only smoked on occasion at that time, and I got placed with a family that had ashtrays even in their bathrooms. I'm not exaggerating when I say they couple had a cig in their mouths almost every waking moment. They were 2-3 pack a day smokers.
By the time I left I was at maybe 10 a day lol
For what reason are you going to Sweden?
That's really nice man.
I've always wondered, knowing someone irl who also visits 4chan must be a pretty thing rare thing, am I wrong?
In my case I would be surprised if there was someone in my city besides me who also comes here.
I was introduced by a friend so I know we both use it but not the same boards.
Also when I was in school all our ips got banned cause someone started spamming Cp so I know at least several people in my tiny tiny city used it. Cause several of us complained to mods on irc and we got unbanned
Probably less rare if you come from an anglo country. 4chan was pretty sekrit club tier when I was in school, but there are a few people I can think of who likely come here now, if not then.
I don't really know anyone who visits 4chan either. I hear around 10% of internet users in Australia visit 4chan so they must know quite a few people who do.