ITT: Joke Thread

>>53380092
>Refugees welcome
>800.000
>Rapefugees

>>53380255
You're literally turning into nazi germany right now

What's your problem anyway? You don't like poles - don't speak to them. You don't like Poland - forget it's existance

>>53380302
nazi germany was no joke

>>53380302
you are saying like it's a bad thing for Poles

>>53380302
It's better than having designated raping streets

>>53380408
It is? You think nazi germany was good for germans?

>>53380334
relax m8, its just banter

>>53380504
yes

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>>53380504
I'm gonna throw away memes for a bit and ask you if you think the Reich would be a bad place to live in for Germans, if Hitler didn't start invading everything around.

>>53380302

Except nazi german was well run and didn't rely on charity.

>>53380092
Now:
>Danzig, Oppeln, Königsberg
*Gdańsk, Opole, Кaлинингpaд

Soon:
>Brandenburg, Dresden, Kiel
*Bramborska, Drezno, Кильгpaд

(But don't worry, nobody will blob into the Turkish city of Berlin.)

>>53380504

Well, you seemd to be pretty enthusiastic and dedicated in genociding your way through slavic lands. German soldiers literally wiped out hundreds of entire villages in Poland in Belarus sparing not even women or children.

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>>53380629
it was a pretty repressive society, the NSDAP goons beat you up if you were dacing to "degenerate jewish music" for example

>>53380629
I would rather live in a free, democratic society than in an opressive dictatorship

>>53380803
>I would rather live in a free, democratic society
pipedream
especially for you Germans
you either go nazi or forver remain American province

>>53380634
>Except nazi german was well run

top kek, Hitler nearly accidentally the economy

>>53380629
>>53380803

this

it also had good sides, but all in all it was a terrible country to live in. of course current germany isn't exactly what i want it to be, but it's way better than the third reich.

>>53380888
The so called American Provice is still 1000 better than Third Reich
Also, nice triples, btw

Well regarding Poland's status as a joke even like 300 years ago some wise dude called us 'the parrot and peacock of Europe' meaning we are basically a clown.

>>53380629
A Nazi-Germany in which Hitler didn't start invading everything would be impossible. National Socialism was inherently expansionist, even if Hitler wanted to take things slowly he would be pressured by his 'undercommanders' to take the aggressive path anyway, or the power struggle would have been internal instead of external. Not to mention that the Nazi's had a massive deficit that would lead to a Greece-tier economic collapse if WWII didn't happen.

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>>53380092
Meanwhile...

>>53380302
They were always nazier than Nazis. They had camps where they tortured Nazis

>>53381221
That "joke" was able to invade Moscow, to be the first European-based multicultural Empire in Europe be the only civilized country in Eastern Europe, even surrounded by "suka blyat" at one side and "ooga booga we romisches n shietz [hits each other with a club for a mud hut]" at the other.

>>53381561
>They had camps where they tortured Nazis

check out who ran those camps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salomon_Morel

>>53380302

thank you

>>53381652
>we dindu nuffin it was the nazi
>we dindu nuffin it was the jew
>we dindu nuffin it was the communist

>>53381739

PROTECT

YOUR

WOMEN

NOT

OUR

POLAND

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>>53381404

>ze germans kicking the living shit out of the other germans so Mehmet could rape Heidi on the same german street.

pls find my sides XD

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>>53381739

yes was

>>53381869
>OUR POLAND
Polan is rightfully German clay

>>53381652
>shares birthday with me

>>53382131

>implying

Bitch please, the whole world know we own Poland. Poland belongs to us.

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>tfw even our moustached leader Piłsudski said Poles are idiots and whores

>>53380634
this desu