>you wake in your country just before Genghis Khan leaves Mongolia
How fucked are you?
Unless I fell asleep with jeans, a coat, and my lighter in my pocket I think odds are pretty good I'm going to freeze to death unless I find some non-murderous Indians.
It's early enough I might be able to get away with the whole pretending to be a God thing.
>Kashmir separate country.
The things we lost.
Was coming to post this. Glorious future awaits my people.
Memes aside, it's actually pretty likely that we joined voluntarily. There is next to no evidence of battles taking place (which is a pretty huge factor), we'd had dealings with them for a long long time before that already and finns also got special rights at the same time as tax collectors and traders. tl;dr finnics had been traders for a long time utilizing the river systems in what is now russia and like the jews we were we joined sweden to get more shekels
>all is well, as it has been for years
>hit the peace pipe and go out hunting with my bros
>got the biggest moose today, fresh pussy tonight
>hit the peace pipe again
>feast on some berries and venison while taking multiple hits from the pipe throughout the night
>fuck a qt in my tent
>sven and his buddies jihading on my shores
>my fellow brethren want to kill them off for looking different from us
>I smoke the peace pipe and say "COME ON PEOPLE, IT'S 1206!"
>we all toke up and fall asleep under the stars knowing we'll do it again tomorrow
>Otherwise say goodbye to your scalp
except natives here werent even close to as violent and savage as american natives were
Have you not noticed the further north, the more civilized people are?
Brazil, Argentina, Aus (backwords logic works here though)