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old >>53359671
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>>53376960
Balt
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>>53376960

t. Foto Xoxha
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>>53377113
t. Stavros Papadopulous
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>>53377217

:-------DDDDD
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opinion on /ex-yu/?
no memes pls
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boli me kurac
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SMRT ZA SIPTARI, SITE DO EDEN KE VE KRSTIME
ZA SIPTARI GASNA KOMORA
ZA SIPTARKI KUR DO KOLENA
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jebem vam lebac ladni u picku materinu
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>>53377405


I like those guys tbhfam. Balkans rule /int/
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man this dark theme is comfy af t b h
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reposting here cuz

>go to Skopje
>megalomanic monuments of Greeks and Bulgarians
>is ok, is to be expected
>see statue of Stefan Dushan
>tfw they've turned against their masters
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>>53377541

jebem ti dete gumeno u sred picke jesi cuo
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>>53377776
off by one
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>>53377776
>Stefan Dushan
wait do they have statues of every balk country's heroes?
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>>53377776

>off by one

That's some cosmic bad luck, my friend.
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>>53377776
it doesn't matter where some one is from we have statues of em
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>>53377405
>opinion on /ex-yu/?
a shithole bigger than balk
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>>53377889
y no statues of the sultan then?
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>>53377998
probably

>>53377982
ex-yu has better memes than balk
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carneval has begun
should i kill myself?
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MIGRATE, NEW BREAD

>>53377141

>>53377141

>>53377141

>>53377141

>>53377141
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>>53378083
>ex-yu has better memes than balk
delet this
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>>53378107

stfu
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>>53377889

statue of putin when
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>>53377833
yeah, alabnians got triggered by it so one of their national party members in fyrom tried to take it down lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv3umlg9MkM
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>>53378332
is fyrom the most c.ucked balk nation?
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>Tourists unironically look at our statues

Holy shit, I live here and never pay attention to it
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>>53378403
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
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>>53378332
god damn why are albos such fucking savages? literally animals

and how can Macedonians deal with having a quarter of its population being such animals?
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>>53378403
yes
they are so cucked albanians tried to take down their church in construction kek
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>>53378107
The amount of buthurt is immerse.
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>>53378468
I CALL AMERIKA
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sup fa᠎ms?
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>>53378584
hrvati su genocidan narod
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>>53378514
I just hope for ww3 so NATO is paralized and we can finally deal with them
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>>53378565
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>>53378332
>tfw you have Disneyland 2 hours drive from your home
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my tv broke lads
what the fuck am i supposed to do now
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>>53378746
watch things on PC?
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>>53378746
>having a tv
for what purpose ?
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>>53378332

aхaхa opигинaлниoт pajхcтaг (пo пopeчиeтo нa peкa нил)

>during summer there's even palm trees along the river (no joke)
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>>53378746
How about now watching TV you filthy degenerate.
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>>53378746
watch this movie. Just finshed it, one of the best made after '89. It will make you hate the russians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqFLas1vnc
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>>53378895
when they brought in those palms we had an infestation of butterflies from SE asia who bred a lot and they were fucking everywhere, ffs grujo
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>>53378746
unite the balkans
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>>53378746
I haven't actually watched TV since 2006.
I believe ROME(HBO) was the last show I had the patience to watch.
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>>53379007

i was laffing a lot when i was in skopje, lad
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>>53379073
tho he does build infrastructure to be fair, there was nothing in aerodrom and a lot of shit got built in karposh in grujo's time
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>>53379144

i asked a makke who was in our group, where you guys got all the money for all these new buildings and statues

>taxpayer money

yarite
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>>53378806
not the same
>>53378863
leisure
>>53378915
how about i slap your face
>>53378940
тyдa ли ты зaшeл, пeтyшoк
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>>53379229
But we're the 4th least indebted country in yurop
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>>53378746

Why would you even watch TV? You get all the information and shows on the internet, whenever you want. I only ever watch the evening news, and even that's sporadic.
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>>53379229
we have no debt
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>>53379072
>nu se uita la antena 3 sa stie ca Basescu e malefic si a distrus tara asta
>nu se uita la acces sa vada ce a mai facut guta si alti tigani
>nu se uita la maruta sa vada ce mai fac alti tigani mai smecheri
>nu se uita la seriale turcesti pe kanal d
tradator de tara si neam ce esti.
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>>53379229
>80 million euro
>for plasterboard
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>>53379264
No seriously dude. What the fuck is the purpose of owning a TV?
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>>53379296
>not watching the football match with friends while drinking beer and doing meth
hell i dont even enjoy football
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>>53379392
>friends
nice meme
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>>53379381

1. if you hang it on the wall, it gives you a sense of modernity
2. diminishes the sense of emptiness and lack of connection to the outside world
3. listen to news and music as background noise instead of actively looking for them

a 2nd hand flat-screen tv isn't that expensive also
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>>53379381
watching movies with a media center + consoles
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>>53379464
I'll be your friend blerim. Bring over some albanian kush.
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>>53379381
>>53379490
I have a laptop I plugged into TV now I watch everything on it via laptop, and also play video games through laptop, controller connected at the same time
(too poor for consoles)
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>>53379392
I have like 2 friends in my current town, and I barely leave the house. I do that when I'm on vacation in my hometown, but we actually prefer to go out somewhere instead of watch TV at night. I wish I could live there all the time though. Shit sucks when you're alone.
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>>53379381
Watching movies on big screen, on couch is usually much better. Especially if you watch it with friends or family.
But I generally agree, having a TV is no longer a nessecity, having internet and desktop computer or laptop is. Or even at least a tablet. It's much more superior than TV anyways.
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>>53379046
2much hassle
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>>53379381
You hang it on wall, just so you can have something that makes background noise.

>Planeta TV erry day all day
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>>53379392
>doing meth
i have never tried meth should i try it?how is it?
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>>53379490
>>53379478
>>53379617
>>53379559

How about just buying a Android TV box and a big ass Screen for half the price?
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>>53379478
>>53379691

tatarmind
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>>53379326
what's the deal with your fetish for female cops, coae?
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>>53379736
a big ass screen is basically a tv and I love the ambilight
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>>53379736
big ass screen for half the price?
I bought 1080p 32inch TV for 300$
big ass monitor which is 1080p will also be around that price..
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>>53379736

>multimedia
>screen
>android tv box
>remote control
>a ton of other shit

nah f a m, too much shit can go wrong and setting it all up for a simple movie turns into a day in the gym
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>>53379701
It's extremely good, don't do it.
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>>53379701
its ok, gives you energy and you dont feel sleepy or tired
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>>53379736

why are romanians intuitively attracted to setups with as many cables as possible
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>>53379755
m-a batut politia cand eram flacau si mi se scoala doar cand vad uniforme
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>>53379911
gypsy = likes wires because of copper
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>>53379911
>as many cables as possible
How do you think we managed to have such crazy internet speeds with out copper madness. + Its Wifi you pleb
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>>53379955
thats a nice akm underfolder there
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this way I can pretend to own a console :(
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This triggers the Tatars and Muslimanski scum
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damn this dark theme makin me crave a drink
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>>53380080
all that aliasing and shitty draw distance. That's a console alright...
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>>53380243
its my shitty laptop, but yes the shitty graphics help emulate it into looking console like
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>>53380141
I'm pretty sure Tuđman also triggers Serbs

Heck, even Milo might trigger some Crvatis
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>>53379381
fuck off ros
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>>53380141
Jew + Genocidal maniac. Most balkan photo ever
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>>53380080
that guy look like someone I know
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>>53380322
shqip detected
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>>53380370
We don't give shqips internet here
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>>53380404
>>53380370
they're actually too retarded to use internet, only they do manage to find "ALLAHU AKBAR" groups on Facebook all the time
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Ati vazut cat au redus astia oferta la RDS astia?
45,00 Lei 1GB/s si cu oferta de telefon mobil nelimitat vine la 55 de lei pe luna.

>tfw cant switch to RDS because for another year
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>8Mbs
Jesus, Greece is really a 3rd world country
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>>53380446
TAKBIR!
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Fucking Romanians ruined this thread

>Muh monitors
>Muh internet speeds

No one gives a fuck
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>>53380501
>Croatia
Now I understand why the other guy was shitposting so hard

>>53380540
B-but you are ANCIENT MACEDONIANS and shit...
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>>53380501
Exactly. Greece, Italy and Croatia are third world nations while Romania prospers
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>>53380505
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>>53380520
Aloha snackbar, takebeer
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>>53380540

well that's all they have that's brag-worthy, you historically-overprivileged anticki snob
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if I have good PC and Romanian internet in Romania I'd be set tb.h
>tfw not Romanian
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>>53380609
hahaha
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>>53380540
tell us more about your ancient heritage then. That's more interesting I guess..And we'll go on about our dacians and we'll see how it goes...

>>53380598
>Romania prospers
>biggest economic growth in 2015
>best internet
Greece
>worst internet
>shitty economy
somehow this things are related
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>>53380520
albghdadi hu 'akbar hiwan fi alshrq al'awsat kunt humw majmueat min almithliiyn aljins

ALLAHU AKBAR!

'Akhi Almuslim
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>>53380009
They probably couldn't lay copper cables down without someone stealing them so they went with fiber instead.
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>>53380852
when we started introducing fiber, and some gippos stole it, and when no one wanted to buy it, they used it for drying washed clothes, that's how they discovered who stole it
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>>53380835
Congrats now you can download the full discography of Gypsy Kings in only a few seconds, my rich friend
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>>53380892
try it yourself, every serb I put in is godlike
shit must be broken, or the AI knows something others don't
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>>53381018
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>>53380835
Not sure if srs
I would sit tight till my country would completely be developed lad
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>>53381090
close enough?
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>>53380973
what site is this?
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>>53381003
no need to be salty Papadopulous, we all like Greece and we wish you a speedy recovery.
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>>53380973
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>Дa нe гoвopимe дeкa нaјгoлeмиoт мaкeдoнcки гpaд вo никoј cлyчaј нe e Cкoпјe нaјгoлeм мaкeдoнcки гpaд e Coфијa", дoдaдe Aнгeл Џaмбaзки.

Where were you when Bulgars raided Skopje?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3lo92m_mara-buneva-10-01-2016_news

http://www.time.mk/c/8c6b1d5f4f/stotici-bugari-i-oddadoa-pocit-na-mara-buneva-na-kejot-na-vardar.html
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>>53381003
There's no need to be rude.
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>>53381182
howhot.io

>>53381196
kek
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>>53379326
>>53379955
>>53381187
That is it! I am moving to Romania and starting my criminal career there.
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sashko is undetectable but hot
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>>53381291
>stalin
>not godlike
fucking capitalist pigs and their propaganda sites fucking die
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>>53381291
age is a bitch
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>>53381232
Can you TLDR me on this

I know Sofia is our biggest colony of traitors who turned Bulgar
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>>53381434
man...what I would give for a hair like that
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>>53381322
>>53381375
Sashe confirmed for Anticki god
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>>53381431
nigga there's a video of 3 minutes there
it'd be less than waiting for a tldr reply
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>>53381431
like one third of Sofia is filled with immigrants from Macedonia region I think, thats why they speak like us
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>>53381313
If you're swarthy enough you can join a gypsy clan. Just pretend your name is something like Sile Cercel or Baci Duda and you're set. You don't need to know how to speak romanian, cause they sure don't.
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y m i laffin so hard
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>>53381484
My father literally has his hair
Looks voluminous af
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>>53381539
Have you heard them? It sounds nothing like skopje
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>mfw Gruyo media calls it
>ПPOBOКATИBHA ПAHИХИДA

now we have to wait how long before they break the plaque in true shqip style
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>hero in Bulgarian is гepoи
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>>53381484
>not wanting to have david lynch's hair
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>>53381539

so 1/3rd of Sofianci aren't bulgarian, and the other 2/3 are seliani

ahhahahahahaha
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>>53381664
they follow the Russian stupidity on that one I guess
>гитлep
>гopocкoп
>гyмaнизм
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>>53381599
have u heard eastern bulgarian tho, its like some russian dialect
sofia is closest so our speech I think
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>>53381232
>Where were you when Bulgars raided Skopje?
At first I thought you were talking about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuber#In_Macedonia
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>>53381698
how do you pronounce it, like goy?
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this guy tho kek
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>>53381698

ГИTЛEPOBьiЙ ГOMOCEКCУAЛИCTCКИЙ ГУЙ B ГAБAHA, ГУБA
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>>53381710

kyustendilbros and shopi in general are closest to your speech
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>>53381698
>Хитлep
>Хopocкoп
>Хyмaнизъм
>tfw Ъ master race
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>>53381710
circled area is probably the closest to standard Macedonian

hell, when those from Berovo,Delchevo or Pehchevo try to speak to me (Skopje) I wonder if they speak Bulgarian or Macedonian i.e. their speech is more Bulgarian than Macedonian
Can barely understand a thing from them
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>>53381837
Is that from the video? lel
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>>53381902
Хитлep и Хopocкoп is correct but it's кoмyнизaм

>>53381909
strumica is weird, they have like bulgarian accent, but vocabulary is still literary macedonian

>>53381931
yeah the guy speaking
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>>53381826
Yep.
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>>53381698
I've never understood this

Why do Russians do Гитлep, why not just do Хитлep?
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>>53381967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HdcyXfd-_I
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>>53382002
No idea.
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>>53381909
I hate it when I hear the non skopians here speak their dialects, I don't know if they're tribe or bulgarians
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>>53381551
I will start my own clan with: seakikes, tatars, bubrek merchants and makedons.
The Bucharest Ancients Crew.
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>>53382018
that clip is so fucking great

>>53382083
meh I don't mind as long as they keep it between themselves
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>>53382083
nah only bulgarians use some words like tozi kozi mozi tezi
ez to spot
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>>53382097
What about Mehmets?
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>>53381551

they sure don't. makedonski almost got killed borrowing a wooden plank from a gypsy's roof.
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>>53382253
can you tell us that plank story again? Makes me laugh everytime
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>>53382214
No Turks allowed.
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>>53382433
Makedonski was Macedonian builder (hence the name) but he ran out of wood for his statues, so he went to Romania to get a piece of wood but Bulgarians saw him and said hes Bulgarian even tho his name was Makedonski
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>>53381967
>>53381909
Modern Bulgarian is literally closer to 20th century Macedonian dialects.
proof: letter by Gotse

https://bg.wikisource.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BC%D0%BE_%D0%BE%D1%82_%D0%93%D0%BE%D1%86%D0%B5_%D0%94%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%B2_%D0%B4%D0%BE_%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0_%D0%9C%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8
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here's another one (literally Gruyo's mouthpiece tv btw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRTkDOHr2Q
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>>53382533
standard bulgarian today is based on some shitty eastern dialect
standard macedonian is based on veles dialect

u should have picked shopi dialect as standard
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>>53382253
Oh fuck, not again.

>>53382527
We had this poet once whose name was literally Alexander Macedonski, but he claimed he was from a serb-aromanian family. Probably not the same guy.
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>>53382527
and? Go on...
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>>53382716
idk what happened next thats the only relevant part, but i remember a few autists were shitposting about what happened and Romanians said he stole the wood and Bulgarians said he was only borrowing it or some shit, no idea
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>>53382587
>srpski okupator
wtf?
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>>53382587
>Dzamvaski says this Mara bitch shouldn't divide us
>the tankboys make sure thats exactly what happened

thanks tankboyshits
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>>53382601
Standard Macedonian is based on Northern dialects and has a heavy import of foreign words, mainly of latin origin.

Gotse was from Kukush btw, so you have no excuse. Look up the modern translations of both languages and compare with original.

Shopski dialect is cool but too alien for everyone else.
If you had stayed with us there would have been compromise between east and west.
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>>53382716
the Romanian reported him to the Turks

>>53382837
That is how it is represented here in official discourse. People weren't given the chance to decide their destiny instead Serbia just incorporated this part after the BWs.
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>>53382792
kek...how do you borrow wood? Let me just borrow this firewood? I'll give it back after, I swear...
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>>53382837
Macedonia is literally my favorite meme

It's the meme that keeps on memeing.
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>>53383009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
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>>53382433

During the last days of Ottoman slavery and before the revolution, Makedonski the one-hand man (a bulgar revolutionary) was given an important mission by the Bulgarian Revolutionary Central Committee - to deliver an important message to the resistance in Bulgaria.

He had to cross the frozen Danube river, so he decided to grab a plank from what looked to be an abandoned shack. However, upon taking the wooden plank from the roof, a vlach came out of the building and started a fuss, yelling "caraul, caraul". Makedonski at first tried to bribe him (with 5 euros), but the vlach refused and started pulling the plank. Makedonski didn't wanna risk getting caught, so he hit the vlach with the plank, crossed the river and delivered the message.

Dass about it.
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>>53382837
>Implying you faggots were not
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>>53383115
Caraul? Dafuq is caraul?
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>>53383000
>That is how it is represented here in official discourse.
here too but not to the same extent
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>>53383115
>a vlach refusing a bribe
now that's just science fiction, DNA wasn't a thing back then
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>>53383115
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>>53383000
Well I live in the South and I travel often to Kumanovo and Skoplje, and not one Macedonian, when we were discussing politics and shit, told me something that bad about that part of history. They respected the lost lives of Serbian soldiers fro freedom of their people, and that we didn't force them to be Serbs, unlike other nations that freed Macedonians from Turks, gave them schools, language, institutions, centralized government first in the form of Banovina, then a Republic.
Either you have different history books depending on where you live, or they lied to me.
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>>53383176
police

>>53383293
>>53383351
mind you, the Danube is an awfully wide river (hundreds of meters). i don't know how one can cross it with a 2 meter plank, even if the river is frozen over

but it is a fictional story after all
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In Theophylactus Simocatta Histories, (c. 630), the author mentions the words "τóρνα, τóρνα". The context of this mention is a Byzantine expedition during Maurice's Balkan campaigns in the year 587, led by general Comentiolus, in the Haemus, against the Avars. The success of the campaign was compromised by an incident: during a night march... "a beast of burden had shucked off his load. It happened as his master was marching in front of him. But the ones who were coming from behind and saw the animal dragging his burden after him, had shouted to the master to turn around and straighten the burden. Well, this event was the reason for a great agitation in the army, and started a flight to the rear, because the shout was known to the crowd: the same words were also a signal, and it seemed to mean “run”, as if the enemies had appeared nearby more rapidly than could be imagined. There was a great turmoil in the host, and a lot of noise; all were shouting loudly and goading each other to turn back, calling with great unrest in the language of the country “torna, torna”, as a battle had suddenly started in the middle of the night."

we wuz trollz n shiet :)))))))))))
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6Jk8RttlE
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>>53383530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o
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Nearly two centuries after Theophylactus, the same episode is retold by another Byzantine chronicler, Theophanes Confessor, in his Chronographia (c. 810–814). He mentions the words: "τόρνα, τόρνα, φράτρε" [torna, torna fratre; "turn, turn brother"]:
"A beast of burden had thrown off his load, and somebody yelled to his master to reset it, saying in the language of their parents/of the land: “torna, torna, fratre”. The master of the animal didn't hear the shout, but the people heard him, and believing that they are attacked by the enemy, started running, shouting loudly: “torna, torna”"
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>Ohrid : 365 churces, a church(saint) for every day if the year

>Sk*pje:1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer of every day of the year

CANT MAKE THIS UP
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2bh senpai. How is Sofia the biggest macedonian city? If I go there they'll treat me ok?
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>>53383505
>>53383650
ce vrei sa zici?
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>>53383633
>want to split from union
>fighting for muh freedom
>like guns
>traditional and less developed than the north
southern americans are honorary balkan
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>>53383734
>Ohrid : 365 churces, a church(saint) for every day if the year
that's not true you idiot stop posting the same shit every day
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>>53383775
>south
>traditional
south are the biggest nignogs racemixers, today southern states are like 70% black, there is not a girl in the south who is not BLACKED
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>>53383744
N-ai inteles ce s-a intamplat? La om ii cadea sacu' pus pe cal, unu' din spate il avertizeaza "Intoarce-te, intoarce-te, frate!", soldatii se panicheaza si incep sa-si urle unul altuia fraza si s-o ia la sanatoasa.
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>>53383777
yeah thats not true desu, but this one is :
>Sk*pje:1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer of every day of the year
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>>53383194
Official history says:
>hurr macedonians ignored by world powers
>bulgarians plot to take over us
>serbs plot to take over us too
>greeks plot to take over us as well

Balkan wars happen:
>brother against brother (i.e. one serves in the Bulgarian army another one in the Serbian army)
>Macedonia is included in Serbia as "South Serbia"
>WWI happens
>...(wut?) (does anyone know what even happens in this period?)
>WWII fascist Bulgar occupation
>commies win
>Macedonians finally win their centuries long struggle to make an independent nation and country (as part of Yugoslavia ofc)

>>53383455
Well Macedonia is very friendly with Serbia (people wise) and most people barely even know about that part of history (read above). The period between BWs/WWI and WWII is pretty much like a black hole in the knowledge of the average fag on the street.
And since official government policy of Serbia at the time was actually in favor of promoting Macedonian identity rather than outright Serbianizing the population, it isn't weird that they think like that simply because they don't know.

>>53383777
>taking Klime's b8
>Ohrid aka soon to be a dead city
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>>53383827
ba da, stiu povestea, nu intelegeam in context de ce ai simtit nevoia sa o postezi
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>>53383845
takbir
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>>53383899
De la faza cu "Caraul, caraul!" mi-a venit.
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>>53380505

>they didn't test the ultimate /balk/ singer
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>>53383816
>south are the biggest nignogs racemixers
bruvs required
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Is Sk*pje the biggest shithole outthere ?

It's a city who has unironicly 55% albos and 45% sr*bshits.
I mean a balance of 55-45 of the BIGGEST subhumans the world has ever seen in one tiny place.

It's a true wonder, they should make a documentary about it.

Just observing the both pacs of subhumans and their way of life
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who /summer/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKPtqhdSuSg
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>>53384016
now do Sandu

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
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>>53384023
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>>53383929
am inteles, continua atunci...:)
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>>53383852
sure, I meant the part about Serbs not letting people choose for themselves. But here we say they Macedonianised you.
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>>53384093
>black population
>degree of racemixing
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>>53384168
>search "southern girl" on a porn site
>99% is nignog interracial
nigga pls
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>>53384089

ok m8

>>53384076

>Dionisis Sxinas

back to 1996 lel
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>>53384093
So i should be nigger free in Martha's Vineyard if I choose this job I'm offered?
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>>53384255
Stay out of the carolinas, fucking full of subhumans
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>>53384197
since when is porn an accurate description of reality how many teachers and plumbers have you fucked?
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>>53384197
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>>53384159
>But here we say they Macedonianised you.
Here we say..uhm...
hey Makes what do we say here?
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Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to live in a dead city. I bet they'd be a lot of cool churches to see.
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>>53384351
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>>53384314
it's obvious the southeners have an interracial fetish m8

>>53384255
>>53384293
the only good place in US is northwest and midwest, washington state and any state bordering canada except michigen

but this martha's vineyard place seems pretty white
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>>53384089
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Anybody here know of good Balkan folk metal? Or just any kind of metal with folk elements?
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>>53384351
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Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to be s*rboman and live in the albo capital of Sk*pje.I bet they'd be a lot of mosques to see and a lot of muslim cum to drink
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>>53384351
I hear you can pray 356 times a year you get to live in a real city.
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>>53384476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoh2ibRVK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9eUhnOjPLI

All I know bruv
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>>53384427
>it's obvious the southeners have an interracial fetish m8
even if thats true that doesnt mean that they racemix they could fetishise it precisely because it is haram
also what is the stereotype of the typical southerner open minded and tolereant?
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>>53384351
>replying to klime
just ignore him you only feed his autism and delusion
>>
Putin finally responds to our Make who writes letters to him lads.

http://www.time.mk/c/5b0583744a/se-otvara-prviot-ruski-kulturen-centar-vo-republika-makedonija.html
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>>53384476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKy2_RGQePY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzxPWWAAyzY
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>>53384524
thx m8 appreciate it
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>>53384569
YES
E
S

that's me
great success
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>>53384476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6jilw-6X_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmernq46E-8
Not metal, but experimental music with folk elements(Byzantine in the case of Mizar).
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>>53384606
>Altar
Thanks for the cringe man
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
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>>53384657
Dordeduh and Neguta Bunget are p good.
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>>53384569
>>53384611
were on our way lads Putin will save us from NATO tyranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOwBrl0W8lM
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>>53384657
Mizar are the shit, also - Anastasia, where Goran Trajkovski is vocal as well.
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>>53384722
back to robotland with you
>>
>Live in Bulgarian village
>Get behaded by Albos before you can escape to Skopje
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>>53384660
am dat din greseala paste la aia, dar e ok oricum.
Vroiam sa dau paste la asta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQqj0MwWwQ4 :)
Ce te nemultumeste?
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>The Role of the Armenian Church in the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict In August 1992, when this conflict was at its height, Vazgen Sargsyan, the first Minister of Defense of Armenia, formed a special commando unit from volunteers and called them “Arciv-Mahapartner,” which means “Eagles Sentenced to Death.” The unit consisted of about 450 men who were sworn either to defeat all enemies and only after that return home or to die on the battlefield, as St. Vardan did 1500 years ago.

based Armenians t b h

post orthodox churches from your city and take pride in being orthodox t b h
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>>53384783
mizar
i
z
a
r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mryNt6A1s
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>>53384786

nooooooooooooooooooo
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>>53384854
Isn't pride the biggest sin for Christians desu?
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>>53384854
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>>53384854
>tfw when mosques are build in germany but no orthodox churches
thanks obama
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfOkzOvBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWZ_Q2PRfWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fk680HkOpY
Moldavian rock with folk elements.
>>53384753
>not posting his best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
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>>53384896
One of my faves - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQf3iRLJ7Lw
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>>53382097
Wise choice goy
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>>53384854
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>>53384945

exactly. i was just testing to see if there are any real christians.
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>>53385022
Memesong, but good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUhlWeEqAU4

Also, unrelated romanmeme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-eJuIsBbWg
>>53384854
Pic related.
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>>53385022
>tfw they used footage from Total War for the Constantinopol video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmernq46E-8
kek
>>
>>53382097

what's gonna be the purpose of your clan
>>
>>53385154

damn nigga is that a space exploration building or a humble orthodox church
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>>53385172
genocide and clay
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>>53385195
Wait for the Cathedral of National Salvation to be finished. :^)
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>https://www facebook com/photo.php?fbid=949302468521892

>macedonian bitches now go to Sofia to celebrate new year

Bulgar I am warning you
>>
Romanians are already slavic in every aspect but language. Why don't you just adopt one of your neighbours' or OCS and join the party?
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>>53384907
YYYEEEEESSSSSS
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>>53385312
its been a thing for years
Bulgaria and Greece are pretty popular destinations for some reason
>>
>>53385264
If God exists, He will strike that monstrousity down and everyone who thinks it's a good idea to build such a thing.
>>
>>53385312
OOGA BOOGA WER DA ANTICKI WOMYN AT???
>>
>>53385388
>being a faggot
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>>53385237
FUCKING SIGN ME UP SENPAI
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>>53385264

can't tell if this is amazing PR for religion, or pure sin
>>
>>53385388
why? looks sweet
I didnt know Romanibros were so devout
>>
>>53385427
poeple who are building that are gigantic. biblical gigantic, faggots.
>>
>>53385154
Ah, Bacau. Macar au facut-o frumoasa imo. Daca s-ar face ceva si cu Moldova, ar fi o treaba.
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>>53385388
Fuck you. With that mentality, nothing grand would be built for posterity's sake. Just like many Orthodox people today go to Constantinople or Moscow to visit beautiful Orthodox cathedrals, so will new generations visit Bucharest to see it.
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hi guys
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>>53385388
God approves of aesthetic cathedrals. About three were build right next to me and they're pretty cool. Granted, the money could've been used to renovate and staff the 70 years old hospital that uses 40 years old technology and to make the roads better, but they're still cool. They even have the Byzantine eagle and shit.
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>>53385542
no your are
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>>53385552

yeah it's a good tourist attraction but that's showing off and is a manifestation of the exact opposite of what christianity stands for - being humble
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>>53385552
>so will new generations visit Bucharest to see it
Dude I think they go there because those things are old not because they were built to show who has the biggest Orthodox cock
>>
>>53385552
That's another church from my city, btw. Built during the reign of the Holy Voivode Stephen the Great.
>>53385547
E un oras urit, sincer. Merita titlul de "Orasul lui Bacovia" din plin.
>>
>>53385606

you do realize that if God decides to wipe off human kind again, and leave a bunch of people alive, they'll eventually find this and think a bunch of goofy-looking frogs ruled the planet?
>>
>romanians now own biggest orthodox church
>putin gets pissed, starts building a new giant one
>serbs get pissed, start building a giant new one
>giant orthodox churches pop up everywhere

y
e
s
>>
>>53385690
>>53385473

Could s*rbomans get any more pathetic ?

This is just sad desu...
>>
>>53385651
Cam asa. De aia am plecat de acolo si sunt in alt oras acum, unde sper sa si raman permanent (daca nu plec inafara)
>>
>>53385699

>what if ancient cave paintings were just ancient memes and the bible was just the most popular copypasta?
>>
>>53385738
ain't that klime?
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>>53385552
>>53385589
that shit is not aestethic, especially in the area that is built, behind the people's palace. It's just for the ego of some ancient commie fags
Pic is aestethic, simple and pious
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>>53385753
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>>53385753
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>>53385837

>there are literally people out there making money out of memes right now
>>
>>53385615
Age only adds to their prestige, but their grandeur is what makes them such an attraction. Were it after prude faggots like aforementioned posters, Hagia Sophia wouldn't exist. We are not living in times of dire need, the Church might as well build it(>inb4 "oy vey, the Church should donate its money to the people" or "muh 3 lei tax payer money :(((((").

Also, keep in mind that the current patriarchal cathedral is not large enough for a pan-Orthodox Synod to be held, so it is also in our interest from a geopolitical perspective.
>>
>>53385915
how?
>>
>>53385942
http://www.businessinsider.com/memes-make-mega-money-2014-6
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>this pic triggers klime
>>
>>53385751
In ce oras, de-mi permiti sa te-ntreb?
>>53385803
Picture is the result of Catholic oppression, Romanians not being allowed to build stone churches in Transylvania. Otherwise, you wouldn't see most of those.

And it is aesthetic especially in the area that it is built, it showcases the social unity of State and Church.
>>
>>53385940
>inb4 "oy vey, the Church should donate its money to the people"
there is a part in the new testamen where good ol JC criticises judas for thinking that way
>>
>>53385999
>tfw balkan leaders are strong, well-built macho men that can take everybody on
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>>53386139
>cheaprass
>>
>>53386139

>well-built
>macho

kek, those two faggots to the right look like they enjoy it in the butt but have a hard time finding a bull who's taller than them

these niggas must be over 1.90m
>>
>>53385940
we will have the grandest government building in europe and also the grandest religious building in europe, both in the same location. Too bad they're both ugly, interesting yes, but ugly.Will it boost tourism, don't think so, people will go to the old city to drink and be degenerate. If the church wanted to do good they would've used those money another way
>>
>>53386172
what do you expect from greeks?
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>mfw I have tinnitus
>mfw I hear a constant ringing in my right ear
>no cure atm
>have to live with it hoping someone someday will find a cure
>how do you want your ear senpai
ΑΠΛΑ ΓΑΜΗΣΕ ΜΟΥ ΤΟΝ ΚΩΛΟ ΣΕΝΠΑΙ
>>
new
>>53386270
>>53386270
>>53386270
>>53386270
>>53386270
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>>53386210
I wouldn't call it ugly, but I would have preferred something in the Byzantine style(I remember seeing some churches done in that stile in Craiova). Think of the beautiful, beautiful Patriarchal Cathedral of Bulgaria or Serbia(and of course, Hagia Sophia).
>>
>>53386271
i have that since forever,you get use to it
>>
>>53386204
>boiko is a manlet
Is that why he got in the mafia
>>
>>53386353

he's 1.85
>>
>>53386051
Ala fara metrou :^), daca intelegi. Nu vreau sa fiu mai specific.
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