>tfw no autistic french qt to compliment my everyday routine of shitposting and masturbating
>no french qt to wake you up with la marsaillaise and spoon you cassoulet
No one knows it past the second verse, and she would sing something else.
Seriously? This shit is disgusting.
Try petit salé or crème brûlée, if you wish to sound "local".
4/10 for the effort
>tfw you will never fuck this french anon's swarthy gf from Lyon right in front of him
why is every thread on sunday absolute trash?
>tfw she was born on your ground, came here to be fucked consistently and joyfully by moi
>tfw she could ask that green card based on ground birth right
>tfw she would agree to marry me in a snap
>mfw I could access the US of A at will by sweet sweet pussay
It's usually vice versa tbqh
>8,000 French war brides
Oh boy is Najatposting a thing again?
Did it die when I stopped posting in /fr/?
putain de bordel you can't know how difficult it is to live stateside after having lived in france for some years. there's no real food here and anything close to real is extortionately priced
idk i don't browse 4chan anywhere near as i used to
Franchement, comme mets ambassadeur il y a mieux.
I'm deeply sorry for you. Learn to cook what you want to eat, perhaps?
Each time I stay in England it is a painful experience food wise (except, traditional cooking, but that's another matter). Anglos eat weirdly on a daily basis.
haha i lived in britain for a year aswell. i've never dealt with so true a stereotype as "british cuisine"; revolting
and yeah i have a german import store near me that stocks sanglier, chevruil, foi de veau, &etc, and i do cook with them fairly often
but for products like cheese or saucisson, it's outright federally illegal to produce them here
and my god the bread. bread here is like soft, slightly sugary sponge. it's a world of a difference
>posting my desktop
/fr/ is just weebs at this point.
Now I'm unsure of what to do with my 550 pic folder of her.
They all served a purpose once.
Now it sits among other folders filled with epic memes and statistical charts.
>tfw you will never eat a french dessert in a cafe while listening to accordion music with your french gf by the window in the sunlight
>tfw no German gf
Will probably never have one since they are all getting enriched by rapefugees right now