>tfw no french qt gf

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>tfw no autistic french qt to compliment my everyday routine of shitposting and masturbating

>>53375072
>mgfw

I don't have a reaction image smug enough.

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>>53375134
>no french qt to wake you up with la marsaillaise and spoon you cassoulet

>>53375260
>la Marseillaise
No one knows it past the second verse, and she would sing something else.

>cassoulet
Seriously? This shit is disgusting.
Try petit salé or crème brûlée, if you wish to sound "local".

4/10 for the effort

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>>53375361
>tfw you will never fuck this french anon's swarthy gf from Lyon right in front of him

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>>53375072
why is every thread on sunday absolute trash?

>>53375421
>tfw she was born on your ground, came here to be fucked consistently and joyfully by moi
>tfw she could ask that green card based on ground birth right
>tfw she would agree to marry me in a snap
>mfw I could access the US of A at will by sweet sweet pussay

>>53375525
sureissummerinhere.jpg

>>53375361
>tfw a fake french person responded to you on /int

>>53375611
Mais ta gueule trou d'balle.

baguette et braguette + timestamp to shut you up?

[spoiler]I won't do it, I'm at work[/spoiler]

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>mfw have french qt gf

>>53375689
c'est pas ca, j'habité dans la midi-pyrénées pendaing quel'ques anées et je bien adore le cassoulet alors ta guele con

>>53375759
pendant :(

>>53375759
>je bien adore le cassoulet alors ta guele con
Foutre-dieu c'que c'est mignon :3

>>53375072
>American suffers from lack of French girls
Why so? They adore Tyronnes.

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>>53375601
It's usually vice versa tbqh
>8,000 French war brides

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>>53375868

m-mais t'est pas gentile

>>53376065
Bah, non.

Mais tant mieux si t'as mangé du bon cassoulet, la plupart des gens ne savent pas le cuisiner et ne connaissent ça qu'à travers des boites de conserve immondes.

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>>53376005
BIG

weren't french like extremely cheating?

>>53376138
c'est vrai le cassoulet en boite de conserve bluegh

mais bon je modifier le OP:

>tfw no qt french gf to cook you sanglier

>>53376329
Là on va s'entendre.
Et après, viande d'oie avec sauce aux morilles.

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>>53376005
>>53376202
Oh boy is Najatposting a thing again?

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>>53375361
>cassoulet
>disgusting

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>>53376644
Did it die when I stopped posting in /fr/?

>>53376517
putain de bordel you can't know how difficult it is to live stateside after having lived in france for some years. there's no real food here and anything close to real is extortionately priced

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>>53376728
idk i don't browse 4chan anywhere near as i used to

>>53376698
Franchement, comme mets ambassadeur il y a mieux.

>>53376793
I'm deeply sorry for you. Learn to cook what you want to eat, perhaps?

Each time I stay in England it is a painful experience food wise (except, traditional cooking, but that's another matter). Anglos eat weirdly on a daily basis.

>>53376904
haha i lived in britain for a year aswell. i've never dealt with so true a stereotype as "british cuisine"; revolting

and yeah i have a german import store near me that stocks sanglier, chevruil, foi de veau, &etc, and i do cook with them fairly often

but for products like cheese or saucisson, it's outright federally illegal to produce them here

and my god the bread. bread here is like soft, slightly sugary sponge. it's a world of a difference

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>>53376881
>posting my desktop
and same
/fr/ is just weebs at this point.
Now I'm unsure of what to do with my 550 pic folder of her.

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>>53377092
>550 pic folder of her
christ

>>53375072
tfw no 10/10 pure Italian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU

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>>53377222
They all served a purpose once.
Now it sits among other folders filled with epic memes and statistical charts.

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>>53375361
>Cassoulet
>Disgusting

>>53377231
>forcing a meme

Spare us the oedipus, faggotino.

>>53377087
You should comme by /fr/ once in a while

>>53377643
>Spare us the oedipus?

what?

>meme

what meme? I love her

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>tfw you will never eat a french dessert in a cafe while listening to accordion music with your french gf by the window in the sunlight

>>53375072

What's this qt french thing I keep hearing about?

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>>53378039
>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll-jm9I1T3g

>>53375421
>swarthy
If she's swarthy, the, she's arab therefore not french.

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>>53378120

>>53377231
hnng

>>53379626

But couldn't that be mistaken for a german or something?

>>53379674
She's perfect

>>53379951
yes :'D

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>>53375072

I know that feel.

>>53377231
Wew :3

>>53377231
eh la ragazzo!
va bene!

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>>53377231
>tfw no italian gf

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>tfw no German gf
Will probably never have one since they are all getting enriched by rapefugees right now
;_;

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>>53375361
>cassoulet
>disgusting

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>no french gf from strasburg

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>>53380902
>>53380569
>tfw no US bi/lez gf.

>>53381050
Disgusting, kill yourself.

Looks like a deformed 1 year old baby with a wig on

>>53381050
She's canadian though

>>53381050
*canuck

>>53375361

>cassoulet
>disgusting

What are you ? Some vegan faggot ?

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>tfw no white europoor bf

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>tfw no qt redhead Russian gf

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>>53381208
h-hi

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>tfw no italian gf to watch anime with

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>tfw no french gf

I like how the usage of >mfw is substituted by >tfw, it's because you want to make your opinion more acceptable

>>53379891
We have aaaall type of skin and hair in France, and I'm not talking about shitskins

>>53385224
truth.