In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Roman Empire for a safe and secure society edition
Imagine if someone first visited /brit/ today
They won't ever come back again
Shame on you all
northern pakis out
southern shitskins kill yourself
based white midlanders stay where you are x
>man runs with ball
>man kicks ball
>man in different coloured shirt takes the ball and passes it to the man wearing the same coloured shirt
>kick the ball into a square net
>repeat for 90 minutes
>every football game ever
There you have it lads, now you never have to watch a football game ever again in your life. You can thank me later.
good loyal british soldiers 2bh
My dad left when i was 1 year old.
My mum, she could barely read or write...
I went to school, put my head down, and worked hard. I put myself through college working in bars, restaurants, babysitting... anything.
All to buy that one special rain jacket that plebs can only dream of attaining, the price? A measly £80,000.
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ACE OF ANGELS ARE GODDESSES
>billionaires will never know the feeling of getting maccies with the lads and the primo banter mid-feast
>oh bloody hell now the man in the yellow shirts got the ball
>oh my god he's only gone and kicked it to another man in a yellow shirt
>wow what an amazing show
>HOLY SHIT, did you see that? A man in a red shirt only went and took the bloody ball from the man in the red shirt
>I cannot contain my excitement
>WEW lads did you see the way he kicked that ball into the net? Absolutely amazing
>good game, good game. I can't believe they actually kicked the ball around, absolute madmen.
>I'd probably do the same if I was a girl.
are u wearing panties right now?
Lads, just bought a nice spacious flat in London - absolute bargain at £500 a week.
The only problem is that the taps are leaky and they dripped all over my feet and mattress last night while I was asleep.
I need to get the landlord to send out a plumber but he's on pilgrimage in Mecca at the moment, does anyone know the cheapest way to call Saudi Arabia?
So I got this place in London for only 3k per month, it's an absolute steal. I'm growing to actually enjoy the Muslim call to prayer tbqh I find it soothing
can anyone answer this question?
In our society people with bipolar/schizophrenia can have a relatively common delusion where they think they're literally Jesus Christ. So in the Middle East, do mentally ill people have delusions that they're Mohammed? If so, how does the governemnt deal with them? Are they executed for being a heretic or are they given mental health treatment?
>get upgraded to first class on flight to tokyo
>waitress comes in
>would you like a glass of chateux blah blah 1997?
>"er c-can i have a glass of coke please"
>comes in again 2 hours later
>Ready for your meal sir?
>Today we're having fish cavair and fois gras blah blah
>"err c-can i just have a burger or something please?"
not cut out for this high class lifestyle desu lads
>In our society people with bipolar/schizophrenia can have a relatively common delusion where they think they're literally Jesus Christ. So in the Middle East, do mentally ill people have delusions that they're Mohammed? If so, how does the governemnt deal with them? Are they executed for being a heretic or are they given mental health treatment?
yeah same lad like last week I was having brunch with the heir to Uzbekistan and we were discussing people-farming like always and this lad gets offended when I don't ceremoniously rape a young girl from his country as per elite custom
>had to go to london for a meeting with work
>three of us go to an expensive restauraunt with permission to pay using company card
>order steak meal that costs over 100 quid
>ask for the steak very well done
>waitress looked visibly taken aback for a second
>Fuck you, it was an honest question I don't know what's fedora about it
>I'll just ask /mena/ because you're all fucking retards
think the left have won this lads
no point anymore honestly
>arrive at airport late
>they fucking double booked my seat anyway
>get upgraded to business class
>Would you like some wine before take-off sir?
>Have you got anything non-alcoholic like a tea?
>can literally feel the disgust irradiating from him in a tangible form
>He bites his tongue takes a few seconds to regain composure
>Yes, of course we do sir
>comes back 2 minutes later with a black coffee
Was shown around this spacious studio flat today and I couldn't believe the price when the estate agent told me - only £800 a week for all this space and such s beautiful modern design in the middle of Tower Hamlets.
Mohammed told me I'd better move fast because Mr Siddiqi next door is thinking of moving some more of his family into it from Pakistan. What do you reckon, should I take it?
>Paying over 100 piddlysquids for a well done steak
More people voted for Jeremy to be the Labour leader than any other party leadership vote in English history ! Many people joined the Labour party just so they could vote for him. Yet the mainstream Zionist media keep saying he's unelectable ??? ??? I think our owners are afraid of him !
>than any other party leadership vote in English history
when in the past could you go to a website and pay a couple of quid from your paypal taking about 5 clicks?
really REALLY stupid comparison
>people are actually inclined to believe this
always wears a hat to hide his terrible hair kek
Do you actively seek out communist on twitter?
>I can roll a decent joint in 3 minutes and I can roll a rollie in less than a minute.
Not a good thing
Hiroshima is selling out, he's packing up 4chan to be sold to a parent company like the one that bought Reddit. It's only a matter of time before the advertisers curb our free speech.
[spoiler]see you lads on 8ch[/spoiler]
>It's only a matter of time before the advertisers curb our free speech
>[spoiler]see you lads on 8ch[/spoiler]
Are people who plaster stuff all over facebook truly happy?
I'm genuinely curious.
A girl I know from school works in a jewellers as just a salesperson and she always plasters everything on Facebook and how he and her latest boyfriend are going to stay in a castle or do this and that and I wonder
A) Is she saving any money
B) How her life looks because everything she does has a billion pictures of it, so does it get annoying when she literally is away now for a birthday weekend and she's spending time uploading and captioning pictures.
>The second time... The second time he told me a story... about how someone offered him a boat cloak on a cold night. And he said no, he didn't need it. That he was quite warm. His zeal for his king and country kept him warm
>I know it sounds absurd, and were it from another man, you'd cry out "Oh, what pitiful stuff" and dismiss it as mere enthusiasm. But with Nelson... you felt your heart glow
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!
>Just going to kneel down and talk to myself in the hope that the magic sky man will help me (even though he's omniscient and can read my thoughts anyway ha)
>Mr Bean and his daughter
was anyone else quite disappointed when it turned out there wasn't more to life after childhood than what you'd already experienced?
you think the ride is gonna change but it's just a carousel
"Heard you were talking shit abut the North anon? something abput us being poor?"
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE POPULARES ARE EVIL
>tfw people irl think i'm absolutely hilarious
Why? I could understand if people thought I was sometimes funny but I know dozens of people that consider me one of the funniest people I know. There have been times i've been talking to friends in public and even strangers have laughed
>you think the ride is gonna change but it's just a carousel
>people work mundane pointless jobs all year so they can spend 2 weeks in marbella
I just wonder why
Like I think I have autism because I went around the world and never put anything on Facebook I keep all my photos on a pen drive to show family but that's it.
Maybe I am just autistic
I already have the kid spammers, but just wondering why you'd go on a lovely weekend break and even entertain the thought of going on social media.
I usually just leave my phone in a drawer or on aeroplane mode.
Not being holier than thou but I feel like having facebook or texts from mum pop up just ruins the adventure of it all
always surprises me that babies and children are actually content to just sit still or do the same small number of things over and over again. I feel like they should be crying and demanding more all the time. Then I realise we're the same.
I unironically know lads who work in Tesco or who think they're amazing earning 18k+ commission who work shite sales jobs all year to pay for a car they can't afford, go on shite holidays to Maga or wherever and think buying a blazer and overpriced shit shoes makes them irresistible to women
Not sure whether it makes me laugh more or cringe more but it's truly awful
Yes, pretty good looking but not model tier.
Women tell me I look like actors all the time and I've always had a gf/ people interested in me so I'm not some beta uggo.
Just never appealed to me. Could have posted myself at the Taj or on the Great Wall but I just don't really care if a load of benders from school see it
>I like you
I just wonder if I have some form of autism or sometihng because I've been told that seeking some sort of social approval is perfectly normal.
I have a good job, gf and do good things. Maybe I should brag more
>Like I think I have autism because I went around the world and never put anything on Facebook I keep all my photos on a pen drive to show family but that's it.
Good news: You aren't autistic
Bad news: you're the "le nerd xDDDD" type who probably watches Big Bang Theory
Don't watch TV lad
I just read desu or post on 4chan
I can't stand those people either.
This is what I mean. I hate that cringey 'le look at me I'm an intelligent nerd let me act smart'.
I don't seek validation in that way either.
I think I'm just an outlier and uninteresting cunt
i look like this guy apparently
Well I mean what do normies find funny in people?
>go out drinking with people
>some people bring along their friends; it's the first time i've met them
>by the end of the night a bunch of them are talking to me, some are crying with laughter
>next time we go out, a bunch of people are asking if "Is anon is coming along too?"
Perhaps. People think I sound very posh
Don't know, just had some old school friend bump into me and ask how I've been and he said he was gonna take me off facebook because he thought I stopped using it.
I told him what I've been up to and he said he can't believe I've been so quiet when I've been up to so much
Made me feel kinda left out
yeah I had twitter and got a fair bit of followers but got bored with it
needs constant maintenance or you lose all your followers
and it's plagued by all sorts of communists and trannies and genderfluids or whatever nowadays
/brit/ is a normie general deal with it abnormie scum
>rowan atkinson is ugly
It's technically true as in there were some Africans living in Britain before an English identity existed, but it's also true that the scale of historic migrations to Britain have been highly overstated
>You're not a special snowflake, there are literally millions of people just like you in the world.
I never said any different, what's your point?
I meant an outlier in the sense that I don't fit into most social stereotypes, not that I am the only person just like me.
Fucking hell, don't mean to be rude, but are you a bit dense?
One of my mates who plays rugby and is a turbonormie is one of those fake nerds, it's fucking weird. He buys good vidya, but then doesn't play them at all, but talks about them as if he's a massive fan, yet he plays FIFA and CoD all day.
As long as they post legs its fine la
Facebook has inadvertently ruined my life. I was born in 97 so my generation was practically grew up with Facebook, I was in year 6/7 when Facebook became popular. I never made an account because I hate the idea of people being able to see my profile. Because I never had an account I was never involved with anything that was happening because people discussed shit on Facebook rather than in real life. I've heard girls in my year laughing about how a lad asked them out to their face rather than inboxing them in Facebook. If you finished school before social media really took off, you have no idea how lucky you are. Now as somebody without a single social media account I'm seen as weird and creepy.
Both, alot of indians considered themselves part of the common wealth. If churchill had sent relief food to india instead of greece they might not have left, trying to execute the indians who served in the SS was also a bad idea.
>tfw I can DP Sarah with that other /brit/lad
>Facebook has ruined my life
yeah sure it has
>a website ruined my life
anything wrong with your life is very likely to be your own fault unless you are a cripple or horribly ugly or dying from injuries inflicted by a hurricane or something
I know a lot of people without it, of all ages. Its common but not universal.
Unfortunately in the English speaking world it seems everyone has it, along with Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, LinkedIn etc etc. In fact, speaking of LinkedIn, that's the stupidest of them all. I run a centuries old family business and I get idiots calling me saying "HURR I CANT FIND YOU ON LINKEDIN" as if it means we don't really exist.
It has though lad
I'm extremely insecure because I'm ugly so I never wanted to post pictures for everyone to see. I literally can't get a gf my age unless I use social media like snapchat or Facebook. My mates all had gfs and they all got them via social media. Apparently there's like social media etiquette to get a gf. You have to like there pictures, then if they like yours back you can DM them. It's fucking annoying.
>Pirate a video game
>Instructions tell you in broken english to copy accross some file that's not even included
>Every comment also says this in broken english
Why is pirating such a ballache?