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In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Roman Empire for a safe and secure society edition
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y33wSYWCIO
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cara
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fuck cara
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fairplay /brit/ is absolutely dogshit today
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>tfw genuinely considering going for a 1 bedroom £850 a month in april (not including bills)
s-sure is fun being a southerner haha
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>>53372706

benzos are more patrician

functioning opiate addict is GOAT tier
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kpop desu lads
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our nige
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Soldiers should be earning footballers wages

*1 like = £10,000 transferred from footballlers to our lads in the trenches*
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Imagine if someone first visited /brit/ today

They won't ever come back again

Shame on you all
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my 14 year old brother keeps asking me if I've ever tried any drugs

what's the best way to handle this?
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>>53372826
>"dogshit"
>doesn't say horseshit

poortherner detected
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northern pakis out
southern shitskins kill yourself
based white midlanders stay where you are x
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Cara's an SJW feminist skank with no ass no hips and no tits

Maisie is an ugly dog
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charli
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moz
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crayon pop
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>>53372859

put your dick in his boipussi
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>>53372856

>wanting newcunts here
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>>53372871
>midlanders
northerners
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hahaha the north!!
people from the south!
wahey!
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literally going to have you all killed for being worthless peasant yokels :)

enjoy hell for being poor lol :)
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>>53372794

>no mention of the m50, dublin, service stations etc.

fuck sake thainonce
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>whistle blows
>man runs with ball
>man kicks ball
>man in different coloured shirt takes the ball and passes it to the man wearing the same coloured shirt
>kick the ball into a square net
>repeat for 90 minutes
>every football game ever

There you have it lads, now you never have to watch a football game ever again in your life. You can thank me later.
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>>53372826
It always turns shit when the southerners get triggered
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>>53372871

>white midlanders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Trojan_Horse
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Maisie
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good loyal british soldiers 2bh
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>>53372833
how much cheaper is that than a mortgage in the same area?
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My dad left when i was 1 year old.
My mum, she could barely read or write...
I went to school, put my head down, and worked hard. I put myself through college working in bars, restaurants, babysitting... anything.

All to buy that one special rain jacket that plebs can only dream of attaining, the price? A measly £80,000.

Dear Poorfags,

You need not respond to this post.

Sincerely, Anon.
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I despise Mancunians; Northerners in general in fact.
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>>53372871
based devon again lads
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>>53372881
Go away Grandad
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might crack out an old wankeroo
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>>53372859
My 13 year old sister does this as well
Just tell her to fuck off desu
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https://youtu.be/1NKDJOY-DUw
Thoughts lads
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ACE OF ANGELS ARE GODDESSES
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>>53372923
>not liking footie

benders out
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Haven't drank since St. Stephen's day.

Gonna do a dry January now, might as well.
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>>53372947
We're they fighting for queen and country or were they fighting because the queen have them money?
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>billionaires will never know the feeling of getting maccies with the lads and the primo banter mid-feast
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>>53372967
>college
fuck off yank
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Here’s How All the Technology in the iPhone Was Created by Socialism, NOT Capitalism

http://usuncut.com/class-war/apple-exists-due-to-government-research/
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How can i achieve this look?
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>>53372959
not sure how much you would pay for a mortgage but looking at ~200k flats
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>>53372859
say yes and ask him if he wants any
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>>53373014
>maccies

billionaires OUT. i eat poop its the only thing i can afford
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#ResistCapitalism because it drastically reduces our quality of life and as a result our life expectancy and everyone around us
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>tfw you realize Jesus was illiterate, or possibly semi-literate at best
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bet he's feeling 190mm right now ahah
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>>53372871
reminder
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don't believe for a second that there are people who actively up and down vote comments on reddit
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>>53372988
I'd probably do the same if I was a girl.
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>>53373014
>maccies
MACCAS ALRI?
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just bought Morocco lads :)
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>>53372852
i am a soldier and can confirm i would like some footballers wages.
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>>53373006
>oh bloody hell now the man in the yellow shirts got the ball
>oh my god he's only gone and kicked it to another man in a yellow shirt
>wow what an amazing show
>HOLY SHIT, did you see that? A man in a red shirt only went and took the bloody ball from the man in the red shirt
>I cannot contain my excitement
>WEW lads did you see the way he kicked that ball into the net? Absolutely amazing
>good game, good game. I can't believe they actually kicked the ball around, absolute madmen.
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>>53373081
>I'd probably do the same if I was a girl.

are u wearing panties right now?
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Lads, just bought a nice spacious flat in London - absolute bargain at £500 a week.

The only problem is that the taps are leaky and they dripped all over my feet and mattress last night while I was asleep.

I need to get the landlord to send out a plumber but he's on pilgrimage in Mecca at the moment, does anyone know the cheapest way to call Saudi Arabia?
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>>53373014
>>53373085
maccy deez
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People who need to leave /brit/:

yanks
pakis
poorfags
australians
new zealandish
caramong
cornwall and his little penis
chinkposters
king
anime lovers


this general would be great if this happened.
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>>53373073

why is the isle of arran below the line?
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>>53373068
he was the son of god though
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>>53373155
>normie detected
You're the only one who needs to fuck off you normalfag
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just crashed my yacht into the Rockefeller yacht lads fukken hell old lads gonna be PISSED
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Gonna name my next dog Maisie haha
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>>53373073
I'm a guard on duty at the antonine wall. AMA
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>>53373133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI
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>>53373170
Part of Ayrshire la
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>>53373155
>Le secret extra fleg club
Fuck off mong
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>>53373155
FONT
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>>53372871
>Tfw midlander
>tfw all the best things about the north and south wrapped up into one

buzzin 2bh
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>>53373126
jokes on you. i only responded so I could laugh at more of these memes
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So I got this place in London for only 3k per month, it's an absolute steal. I'm growing to actually enjoy the Muslim call to prayer tbqh I find it soothing
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new waifu 2bh
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>>53373195

touch a nerve did i poorfag?

3231

original as always from the cringeworthy banter boys in oz.
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over this north vs south debate lads
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/brit/
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>>53373155
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how much is social housing rent in london
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has any body seen my 14 carat golden retriever?
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Fucks sake I really need to leave SmH
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can anyone answer this question?

In our society people with bipolar/schizophrenia can have a relatively common delusion where they think they're literally Jesus Christ. So in the Middle East, do mentally ill people have delusions that they're Mohammed? If so, how does the governemnt deal with them? Are they executed for being a heretic or are they given mental health treatment?
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>>53373174
Had to be, how else did an illiterate, uneducated peasant become so wise?
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>>53373267
bahahaha you're the triggered londonfag that can't handle the bants! classic!
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>>53373275
>they literally glue their upper eyelid together

fucking bizarro
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>get upgraded to first class on flight to tokyo
>waitress comes in
>would you like a glass of chateux blah blah 1997?
>"er c-can i have a glass of coke please"
>sure

>comes in again 2 hours later
>Ready for your meal sir?
>Today we're having fish cavair and fois gras blah blah
>"err c-can i just have a burger or something please?"
>sure

not cut out for this high class lifestyle desu lads
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>>53373239

this desu
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>>53373272
more like shit lmao!
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>In our society people with bipolar/schizophrenia can have a relatively common delusion where they think they're literally Jesus Christ. So in the Middle East, do mentally ill people have delusions that they're Mohammed? If so, how does the governemnt deal with them? Are they executed for being a heretic or are they given mental health treatment?
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>>53373322
fucking pleb
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346
please stop
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>>53373322
Should've poured the caviar on the burger, it's nice desu
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>>53373288
But every fucker over there is Mohammed...
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>>53373322
>british flag


yeah sure you're on an international flight right now
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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53373322
most american thing i've read on /brit/ today
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doin a poo lads
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>>53373322

should have had the fois gras desu lad
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>>53373288

they join ISIS
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>>53373322
yeah same lad like last week I was having brunch with the heir to Uzbekistan and we were discussing people-farming like always and this lad gets offended when I don't ceremoniously rape a young girl from his country as per elite custom
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>>53373349
Fuck you, it was an honest question I don't know what's fedora about it. I'll just ask /mena/ because you're all fucking retards.
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>>53373396
this.

it's just pate
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Lads if my housemates parents are in and I need to go out should I just walk past them or should I say hi and then walk out
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>>53373322
>had to go to london for a meeting with work
>three of us go to an expensive restauraunt with permission to pay using company card
>order steak meal that costs over 100 quid
>ask for the steak very well done
>waitress looked visibly taken aback for a second
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>Fuck you, it was an honest question I don't know what's fedora about it

>I'll just ask /mena/ because you're all fucking retards
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>>53373386
not now obviously you nonce

>>53373405
first time i've been upgraded, they were overbooked
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>>53373349
Poor people don't have mental health issues

Only the weak like whites and slopes do
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>>53373417
Say hi m8, it's the polite thing to do.
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>>53373405
How do you come up with all these richfag scenarios? You're starting to sound like a literal billionaire desu
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>>53373388
think the left have won this lads
no point anymore honestly
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>>53373322
>already hungover
>arrive at airport late
>they fucking double booked my seat anyway
>get upgraded to business class
>Would you like some wine before take-off sir?
>Have you got anything non-alcoholic like a tea?
>can literally feel the disgust irradiating from him in a tangible form
>He bites his tongue takes a few seconds to regain composure
>Yes, of course we do sir
>comes back 2 minutes later with a black coffee

Never again.
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>>53373417
Glad I'm not in that situation desu haha
I'm an autist so I'd probably just stay locked in my room and be quiet as fuck until they left haha
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Was shown around this spacious studio flat today and I couldn't believe the price when the estate agent told me - only £800 a week for all this space and such s beautiful modern design in the middle of Tower Hamlets.

Mohammed told me I'd better move fast because Mr Siddiqi next door is thinking of moving some more of his family into it from Pakistan. What do you reckon, should I take it?
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fuck sakes lads the poor people escaped from the farm again smFh idk how i'm going to feed daddy's lion family now
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>>53373322
>not taking any opportunity to get pissed that you can

grow up
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>>53373388
But it's true though and the guy arguing against it is an """art""" historian.
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>>53373458
this would absolutely trigger /ck/ to unbelievable lengths
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>>53373427
>Paying over 100 piddlysquids for a well done steak
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>>53373427
>steak
>well done
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>i own lions
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>>53373458
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>>53373483
laughed out loud xD
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More people voted for Jeremy to be the Labour leader than any other party leadership vote in English history ! Many people joined the Labour party just so they could vote for him. Yet the mainstream Zionist media keep saying he's unelectable ??? ??? I think our owners are afraid of him !
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>>53373461
idk im p talented when it comes to writing but i just channel all my creativity into shitposting #lmfao
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>>53373427

only fucking yourself desu
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3483
that's actually quite a nice room, would sleep in.
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>>53373428
Christ, Hamilton is such a twat.
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>in a chippy, drunk
>my m8 orders noodles
>i accidentally say "ORR NOOODR"
>remember that I'm in a chippy and the owners are Chinese
Kill me
I can never go back there
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>Christ, Hamilton is such a twat
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>>53373539
>than any other party leadership vote in English history
when in the past could you go to a website and pay a couple of quid from your paypal taking about 5 clicks?
really REALLY stupid comparison
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>>53373539
>people are actually inclined to believe this
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>tfw the lad accidentally slips up and tells me that his dad is considering shorting his stocks in Poland and applying harsh UN sanctions on them

lmfao :) when will they learn
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>>53373458
americans should all be killed
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>>53373604
>le assassination man
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woah
https://twitter.com/angeIfacegrace/status/622405930655850496
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tbf i think the poorlad i hired to kidnap girls for me is a literal bender but who can tell with Belgians lmao

might have him killed later
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>>53373558
he's not that bad, what do you expect when your whole life is dedicated to one thing and then you accomplish it several times and don't know what to do with yourself
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>>53373601
always wears a hat to hide his terrible hair kek
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Getting quite good at rolling desu

I can roll a decent joint in 3 minutes and I can roll a rollie in less than a minute.
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>>53373642
Do you actively seek out communist on twitter?
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>poorfags will never have streets in Paris named after them on their 21st birthday

when will you learn? :)
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are supermarket pay at pump petrol stations open 24/7? need to get petrol later than 4 today.
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>>53373665

he should copy his idol senna and drive into a fucking wall
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>>53373682
as someone who mastered the act of rolling joints almost a decade ago, this post is cute to me
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>>53373693
>:)
Stop this
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>>53373665
>his voice
>wants to be a music producer/singer
>his clothes

He's a weapons-grade twat and a pseudo-yank to boot.
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This is fucking spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E9a3wGbi4
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https://twitter.com/evan_greer/status/667714973636952065
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>mmm, chips
>*chomp*
>ugh, it's a parsnip
>*le disgusted face*
>true story
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>>53373689
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>>53373689
Id literally let Lenin arse rape me if it meant I could fug that fine commie specimen
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>>53373712
Supermarket ones tend to be 24/7
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do you think australians would judge me if i moved there and was incredibly racist against non whites?
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>I can roll a decent joint in 3 minutes and I can roll a rollie in less than a minute.
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>>53373712

just siphon it from your neighbours car, gets you high as fuck bruh
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>>53373712
>not having a flotilla of oil tankers on the ready to cause unrest in third world countries

lmao poorfags when will you learn?
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>>53373689
they are pretty attractive but always neurotic

shame desu
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>>53373689

Yes
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more and more people buying ads on 4chan recently
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>This is fucking spooky
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>>53373751
wew, she's a mad cutie.

Horrible suspicion that she's a self-absorbed social media addict though haha
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>>53373744
shrekt https://twitter.com/quinnnorton/status/667808545849544705
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>>53373346
good post :)
sorry for the late reply :(
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>>53373754
cheers mate

>>53373761
>>53373779
haha so funny!
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>>53373755

Leb bashing is an annual tradition there
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Wew lads, I did it
Took me an hour but I'm finally out of the house
That wasn't so bad haha but autismy but whatever
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>>53373755
casual racism is socially acceptable by a lot of older australians, it's a bit of a hit or miss with younger australians though.
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>>53373799
Not a good thing
Hiroshima is selling out, he's packing up 4chan to be sold to a parent company like the one that bought Reddit. It's only a matter of time before the advertisers curb our free speech.

[spoiler]see you lads on 8ch[/spoiler]
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>>53373712

the BP near me is open 6-11 every day, not sure if it will be the same by you.
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Beard lads. Hate it a lot. What should I shave my face with.
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th for PORLDS WIGGEST BENIS
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>>53373861
but mook said he wouldn't do that
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>>53373585
im guessing we all look the same like chinkies and browns do to us so nothing to worry about
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>>53373890
>falling for the yellow ones lies
First mistake, last mistake.
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>>53373887
A katana, it's the only way for proper men.
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>It's only a matter of time before the advertisers curb our free speech

>[spoiler]see you lads on 8ch[/spoiler]
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>>53373887
a razor maybe???

literal retard
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>>53373861
actually it's only small independent artists and tech guys advertising
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https://twitter.com/nimsajremmus
19, Sunderland, Newcastle Uni History and Archaeology, antifa, immigrant loving commie, swear like a sailor, p/t cleaner
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>>53373930
Of course how could I be so stupid.

>>53373937
A razor? Go to bed you've got school tomorrow.
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room smells like corpses
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>>53373861
Id rather die then use anything made by cripplejew. The day that whore trashed his apartment and stole his money was the best day of my life
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>>53373916
>Jesus doesn't exist

People still believe this meme?
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uhh
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http://strawpoll.me/6500099
http://strawpoll.me/6500099


^^ FLICK POLL ^^
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lads where is mr bean from
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>>53373969
nuh-uh, school doesn't go back until january 25th
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>>53374004
voted without knowing what either of them are and id encourage others to do the same
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>>53374005
Proto-reddit
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>>53374005
Oxford
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>>53373943
>p/t cleaner
lol
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>>53374005
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Are people who plaster stuff all over facebook truly happy?

I'm genuinely curious.

A girl I know from school works in a jewellers as just a salesperson and she always plasters everything on Facebook and how he and her latest boyfriend are going to stay in a castle or do this and that and I wonder

A) Is she saving any money
B) How her life looks because everything she does has a billion pictures of it, so does it get annoying when she literally is away now for a birthday weekend and she's spending time uploading and captioning pictures.
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>The second time... The second time he told me a story... about how someone offered him a boat cloak on a cold night. And he said no, he didn't need it. That he was quite warm. His zeal for his king and country kept him warm

>I know it sounds absurd, and were it from another man, you'd cry out "Oh, what pitiful stuff" and dismiss it as mere enthusiasm. But with Nelson... you felt your heart glow
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Just going to kneel down and talk to myself in the hope that the magic sky man will help me (even though he's omniscient and can read my thoughts anyway ha)
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>>53374005
/a/
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going to bed now atop my hammock made of the finest peruvian silks and hair of the Mohican women goodnight poors
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http://strawpoll.me/6500110

^^ poll
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>>53372745
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!
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lads, dinosaurs were fucking mental when you think about it
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>>53374056
>>53374047
>>53374044
he is clearly from some corner of pakistan
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I'm riding round and my car's low
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HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
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>>53374061
no
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>Just going to kneel down and talk to myself in the hope that the magic sky man will help me (even though he's omniscient and can read my thoughts anyway ha)
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>>53374061
those people are just so shit.
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>>53374005
>Mr Bean and his daughter
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>>53374061
The less you have to brag about the more you post inane shit on that site. Just wait until this bitch has a kid you will see hundreds of posts a day on fucking nothing.
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hope I'm good looking in the next life

please god don't mess it up like you did this time round
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>>53374061

They're just narcissists trying to create an image of themselves living a free and easy life, these people suffer from histrionic personality disorder.
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was anyone else quite disappointed when it turned out there wasn't more to life after childhood than what you'd already experienced?
you think the ride is gonna change but it's just a carousel
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>>53374143
>next life
fuck off pajeet
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"Heard you were talking shit abut the North anon? something abput us being poor?"
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>>53374092
[incredulously] Your new Empire?
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>>53374092
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE POPULARES ARE EVIL
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>tfw people irl think i'm absolutely hilarious

Why? I could understand if people thought I was sometimes funny but I know dozens of people that consider me one of the funniest people I know. There have been times i've been talking to friends in public and even strangers have laughed
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>you think the ride is gonna change but it's just a carousel
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>people work mundane pointless jobs all year so they can spend 2 weeks in marbella
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>>53374157
I'm white and fedora but I genuinely believe in reincarnation and karma and that

don't know why, seems cool though
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>>53374126
I just wonder why

Like I think I have autism because I went around the world and never put anything on Facebook I keep all my photos on a pen drive to show family but that's it.

Maybe I am just autistic

>>53374137
I already have the kid spammers, but just wondering why you'd go on a lovely weekend break and even entertain the thought of going on social media.

I usually just leave my phone in a drawer or on aeroplane mode.

Not being holier than thou but I feel like having facebook or texts from mum pop up just ruins the adventure of it all
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>walking along a path
>see some footprints in the grass
>literally hear geralt say "small prints. I'm heading the right way" in my head

My autism is out of control
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>tfw having after eights before eight
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always surprises me that babies and children are actually content to just sit still or do the same small number of things over and over again. I feel like they should be crying and demanding more all the time. Then I realise we're the same.
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>>53374207
Are you good looking? Good looking people love putting photos of themselves online. People won't really care about your photos and will just ignore you if you're some ugly beta
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>>53374185
I literally don't even know who you are, why are you asking me lmao
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>>53374205
I unironically know lads who work in Tesco or who think they're amazing earning 18k+ commission who work shite sales jobs all year to pay for a car they can't afford, go on shite holidays to Maga or wherever and think buying a blazer and overpriced shit shoes makes them irresistible to women

Not sure whether it makes me laugh more or cringe more but it's truly awful
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>>53374211
>playing vidya

normies out
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>>53374092
>>53374172
>>53374183
>>53374242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
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>>53374185
maybe it's just your accent and your tone, the way you put your jokes across

some people just sound funnier, more pleasing to listen to
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>>53374211
i just last week upgraded my PC and now I can max out Witcher 3, fuck me it looks excellent
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06tvsx0
hitch on at 18 minutes worth listening
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>>53374206
reincarnation is self evident, when you die all of the bits of you get turned into other things
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>>53374236
reported
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>>53374258
Yes, pretty good looking but not model tier.

Women tell me I look like actors all the time and I've always had a gf/ people interested in me so I'm not some beta uggo.

Just never appealed to me. Could have posted myself at the Taj or on the Great Wall but I just don't really care if a load of benders from school see it
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FUUUUUUCKKKK I JUST CRASHED DADS STEAM TRAIN INTO A BUS FULL OFF POOR PEOPLE EN ROUTE TO SWITZERLAND

DADS GOING TO FUCKING

F L I P
L
I
P
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>>53374061
My 16 year old sister does this
She literally gets hundreds of likes and literally all the lads in her year post shit like "you look lovely xx"

Fucking hate normies
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>>53374326
then you don't really crave attention
you aren't desperate for validation or anything

I like you
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normthings are at it again lads
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>>53374326
>Yes, pretty good looking but not model tier.
Post face
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need to play more JRPGs 2bh
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hungry
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>>53374343
>She literally gets hundreds of likes and literally all the lads in her year post shit like "you look lovely xx"
wew lad, better shag your sis while you can still touch the sides
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>>53374366
>I like you


T-t-thanks

I just wonder if I have some form of autism or sometihng because I've been told that seeking some sort of social approval is perfectly normal.

I have a good job, gf and do good things. Maybe I should brag more
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>>53374207
>Like I think I have autism because I went around the world and never put anything on Facebook I keep all my photos on a pen drive to show family but that's it.

Good news: You aren't autistic

Bad news: you're the "le nerd xDDDD" type who probably watches Big Bang Theory
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I don't post anything on social media or have it in the first place because I'm ugly desu
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>Maybe I should brag more
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>>53374420
Just look like James Mcavoy desu, that's what literally everybody says.
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>>53374130
wow she is wonderful
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>>53374061
>A) Is she saving any money

No.
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>>53374437
>le facebook is the epitome of social interaction and you are a creepy weirdo if you don't use it at least 40 times a day
why are you so worried about this lmao
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>>53374466
don't need to put pictures on Twitter la
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>>53374130
absolutely incredible
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>>53374465
Don't watch TV lad

I just read desu or post on 4chan

I can't stand those people either.

This is what I mean. I hate that cringey 'le look at me I'm an intelligent nerd let me act smart'.

I don't seek validation in that way either.

I think I'm just an outlier and uninteresting cunt
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[Places hood on his head] Every single Jedi, including your friend, Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic.
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>tfw no lewd shoegaze gf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XU6PGvIP4
Doing a cry
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>>53374470
i look like this guy apparently
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>>53374267
Well I mean what do normies find funny in people?

>go out drinking with people
>some people bring along their friends; it's the first time i've met them
>by the end of the night a bunch of them are talking to me, some are crying with laughter
>next time we go out, a bunch of people are asking if "Is anon is coming along too?"

>>53374311
Perhaps. People think I sound very posh
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>>53374342
fuck off.
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>>53374061
>A girl I know
>Is she saving any money

No
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>>53374512
Don't know, just had some old school friend bump into me and ask how I've been and he said he was gonna take me off facebook because he thought I stopped using it.

I told him what I've been up to and he said he can't believe I've been so quiet when I've been up to so much

Made me feel kinda left out
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>>53374513
yeah I had twitter and got a fair bit of followers but got bored with it

needs constant maintenance or you lose all your followers
and it's plagued by all sorts of communists and trannies and genderfluids or whatever nowadays
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the "le nerd ecksdee" crowd is insulting to legit nerds

but I guess they're used to that lmao
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/brit/ is a normie general deal with it abnormie scum
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>>53374530

>I think I'm just an outlier and uninteresting cunt

You're not a special snowflake, there are literally millions of people just like you in the world.
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got my cock out
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6500127
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>>53374130
>rowan atkinson is ugly
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>>53373506
It's technically true as in there were some Africans living in Britain before an English identity existed, but it's also true that the scale of historic migrations to Britain have been highly overstated
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used to have like 2.5k followers on twitter, and like 120k tweets until I lost interest and just stopped
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>>53374601
oh shit this photo freaked me out for a sec
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literally in love with this girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Grp3ubWsA
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>>53373458
>mushy peas in a kebab
what?
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>>53374604
>You're not a special snowflake, there are literally millions of people just like you in the world.


I never said any different, what's your point?

I meant an outlier in the sense that I don't fit into most social stereotypes, not that I am the only person just like me.

Fucking hell, don't mean to be rude, but are you a bit dense?
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all I want to do in life is hike and take photos

wish there was a job like that
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6500227
http://strawpoll.me/6500227
http://strawpoll.me/6500227
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>>53374236
rebel
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>>53374590
One of my mates who plays rugby and is a turbonormie is one of those fake nerds, it's fucking weird. He buys good vidya, but then doesn't play them at all, but talks about them as if he's a massive fan, yet he plays FIFA and CoD all day.
>>
plasma damage; all major uplink components are fried
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>>53374673
if you're good enough become a national geographic photographer
>>
anyone else used to get a boner off Stephanie from Lazy Town when you were like 8?
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>>53374673
National Geographic.
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>>53374577

Maybe get some real friends instead of seeking the approval of your facebook-friends that you never speak to if you feel like sharing your experiences with other people?
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>>53374673
Game warden
Environmental surveyor
Etc etc
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>>53374674
Where is Kentqt?
>>
>>53374674
Probably a significant minority of lurkers and a much smaller minority of posters desu
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>>53374729
I think you're completely missing his point
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>>53374723
>>53374709
that's reserved for a small amount of people and only the top tier ones
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>>53374674
As long as they post legs its fine la
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>>53374729
>>53374729
That's not what I meant at all.

I think you're just posting stuff in an abrasive way for the sake of it desu
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tfw around the 300 post mark everyone stops posting good stuff because they've had an idea for a good post and want to save it for the next thread
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>>53374759
respect for standing up for your boyfriend
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>>53374808
this is common knowledge, what a shit post.
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>>53374796
super looser
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>>53374808
yes and every few weeks there is someone who makes your comment
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Facebook has inadvertently ruined my life. I was born in 97 so my generation was practically grew up with Facebook, I was in year 6/7 when Facebook became popular. I never made an account because I hate the idea of people being able to see my profile. Because I never had an account I was never involved with anything that was happening because people discussed shit on Facebook rather than in real life. I've heard girls in my year laughing about how a lad asked them out to their face rather than inboxing them in Facebook. If you finished school before social media really took off, you have no idea how lucky you are. Now as somebody without a single social media account I'm seen as weird and creepy.
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>looser
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>>53374844
>>53374866
>Two people pointing out the exact same point
>Both get dubs
My autism senses are tingling
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hmm
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>>53374673
join tory party and tell one of them you'll be custodian for their estates

become a teacher in the highlands and take the kids on geography field trips
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>>53374799
go take that circlejerk shit to reddit if you don't want to get cyberbullied by some spastic on the other side of the world.
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>>53374767
git gud
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>>53373012
Both, alot of indians considered themselves part of the common wealth. If churchill had sent relief food to india instead of greece they might not have left, trying to execute the indians who served in the SS was also a bad idea.
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>tfw I can DP Sarah with that other /brit/lad
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>>53374900
the 'chon?
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>>53374878
Your generation are all weak little benders anyhow
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>>53374913
You're not cyberbullying anybody you absolute cretin, I just think you're a bit of a sad mong who can't even follow a basic conversation.

You sound like you've just left b
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>>53374962
yeah
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>>53374878
>Facebook has ruined my life
yeah sure it has

>a website ruined my life
anything wrong with your life is very likely to be your own fault unless you are a cripple or horribly ugly or dying from injuries inflicted by a hurricane or something
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if the Koreans can get plastic surgery and look somewhat better does that mean I can too
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>>53374964
t. weak little bender of a different generation
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>>53374965
get triggered idiot
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>>53374975
what's the script? noscript has nothing new for me
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>>53374878
I know a lot of people without it, of all ages. Its common but not universal.

Unfortunately in the English speaking world it seems everyone has it, along with Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, LinkedIn etc etc. In fact, speaking of LinkedIn, that's the stupidest of them all. I run a centuries old family business and I get idiots calling me saying "HURR I CANT FIND YOU ON LINKEDIN" as if it means we don't really exist.
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gonna take the dog for a walk, see yous in a bizzle
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>>53374878
Why didn't you just get Facebook
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>>53375003
costs money dont it

not all koreans get it
mainly the wimenz because they work in the 'service' industry or because white beta weeb cucks buy it for them
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>>53375003
they have a big industry of it over there as its so common
you would never get the same quality for anywhere near the same price in the uk
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>>53375050
>redheads
yeeee
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>>53374980
It has though lad
I'm extremely insecure because I'm ugly so I never wanted to post pictures for everyone to see. I literally can't get a gf my age unless I use social media like snapchat or Facebook. My mates all had gfs and they all got them via social media. Apparently there's like social media etiquette to get a gf. You have to like there pictures, then if they like yours back you can DM them. It's fucking annoying.
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>>53375022
Meet me down wetherspoons in southsea and ill fuckin have you
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NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>53375094

>>53375094


>>53375094


>>53375094
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>>53375032
>get triggered idiot

Yeah, you're not even pretending you're older than 14 are you?
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>>53375050
4 >>>>>>> 3 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
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>>53375033
lmao, fucking strawpoll
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>Pirate a video game
>Instructions tell you in broken english to copy accross some file that's not even included
>Every comment also says this in broken english

Why is pirating such a ballache?
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>>53374878
>I've heard girls in my year laughing about how a lad asked them out to their face rather than inboxing them in Facebook
things that literally never happened: the post
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>>53375150
>broken english
answered your own question havnt ya? because its for poor foreigners
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>>53375050
4>3>1>>>>>>>>>>>2
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>>53375114
>>53375238
lads
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had a wank now i'm off out to buy milk
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>>53375317
risky business.
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Going to soak in the bath and read a book ahaa
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>>53373981
Like death or rot? Death is odd, kind of sweet but in a sickly type of way.
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