Holy shit is this fucking real lol? Do brits really have

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>>53371677
my apartment has this in the bathroom

landlord hasn't had the bathroom fixed up since the 70s

>>53371677
Only in the older or poorer council houses, same as you yanks still have septic tanks in many homes.

I have this in my apartment, but the building is from like the 19th century.

Sometimes if I turn the hot water on the shower starts running a little.

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i've heard that our bathrooms look weard to foreigners. Is that true?

>>53372119
>that tap
Yes it's very weird

>>53372119
I've never seen a tap that swivels like that before. Otherwise, not that weird.

>>53371677
Is that piss near the drain?

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Could be worse.

>>53371677
Whats wrong with it? I seriously don't get it

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>>53372119

>hand held shower

What the fuck lol

Ours are like this

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>>53372233
>not having based electric showers
>not living dangerously
Pussies.

>>53372279
a separate tap for hot and cold doesn't seem a little outdated to you?
Kind of a pain in the dick when you want warm water

>>53371816
>septic tanks in many homes.
>in
I keep mine next to the fireplace.

>>53372220

You gotta piss somewhere when the slag is passed out in the bath tub

>>53372279
How you gonna wash your hands with that?

>>53372348
Its what I've had for most of my life, it probably is outdated but it works
>>53372361
By turning the tap

>>53372361
>>53372348
It's really not that hard. I just use cold water for washing my hands anyway.

>>53372119
>has tub jets
>has to share a faucet with sink
Can't decide if efficient or just retarded. Oh, Russia...

>>53372314
Hand held showers with a fixture are best, you can have a regular shower then detach it to blast your arse and balls.

>>53372233
>electric shower head
Why?

>>53372419
Which one? Cold or hot? What if you want to wash your hands in warm water?

>>53372462
For when you're suicidal but want to be clean when someone finds your body

>>53371677
Yeah, don't you have sinks in America or something?

>>53372419
yeah it works, but not as well as a single tap. why would you even deny this?
>>53372427
it's not that it's hard, but it's definitely outdated

I'm sure getting water from a well isn't that hard if you've been doing it your whole life, but I doubt any africans are going to be defending well water over taps

>>53372494
No, we just wash up in the septic tank.

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>>53372488
1. add hot water
2. add cold water

>>53372517
Bit weird but each to their own

>>53371677
It's not that bad, I suppose. We have it in our dorm rooms, however, the kitchens and washrooms have normal taps.

I do miss the normals tap, though.

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>>53372493
Brilliant!

>>53372488
Cold
If you want to wash your hands with warm water you use both as a ratio to achieve warm water
>>53372508
I'm not denying it I'm just saying that I didn't see anything wrong with it because it's what I am used to

>>53371677

no you fat cunt

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Not even grounded the cable.

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bidet master race reporting in

>>53371816
>same as you yanks still have septic tanks in many homes.

septic tanks have more to do with property location as opposed to age

>>53372572
>If you want to wash your hands with warm water you use both as a ratio to achieve warm water

wait so do you like turn them both on and go from side to side while scrubbing your hands or do you fill the sink up each time you want to wash your hands in warm water?

>>53372617
Do you wash children in that?

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>>53371677

Only kingdom of plumbers using the best solutions !

>>53372634
Yes you should be able to achieve a nice position in the middle where you can use both flows of water

>>53372634
see
>>53372545

>>53371816

hmm are you telling me

>YANKS LITERALLY STORE THEIR SHIT IN THEIR HOUSE

>>53372617
someone needs to make a youtube video on how these are used

do you just spray your ass then wipe anyway?

>>53372660
if you consider your ass and wee your childrend yes

>>53372660
nope, we wash our ass after shitting

>>53372694
>>53372699
so both taps are close enough together that the two streams cross?

>>53372725
How expensive is your toilet paper?

>>53372674
IN kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6G2G5cGkE

>>53372739
Nah my hands are just fairly large

>>53372605
Please tell me these are showers for migrants
>>53372617
I wish they'd become more common here.
>>53372624
Sorta. I lived in a house that was built when its location was rural, but then a town grew around it. It would have been so expensive and difficult to convert to the sewer, so they just kept the tank. I left that house as soon as my lease contract expired.

>>53372779
kek

>>53372739
no you mong.

pour hot water. sink now has hot water in it. add cold water. hot water cools and becomes warm.

>>53372783
what's life like with a septic tank

>>53372701
Only temporarily. President Sanders makes us burn it for fuel to heat our in-ground hobbit hovels.

>>53372754
they cant flush it

>>53372754
we also use toilet paper but to clean better our holy asses we use the magic bidet after the toilet paper

>>53372754

m8 you feel so clean after using one its better than toilet paper
its probably so much more hygienic as well

>>53372843
well that's what I asked before, if you had to fill the sink up everytime you wanted to wash your hands

would rather just run my hands under a stream of warm water tbqhwyl

>>53371677
I've been to a handful of (significantly) older buildings and homes in the States that still had sinks like that.

>>53372920
where the fuck are you from?

>>53372920
RARE
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>>53372882
>>53372888
Don't you wash your arse holes with your hands?

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>>53372920
RARE FLAG

>>53372453
>wanting to be assblasted

>>53372843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUIjFhUSXK8

>>53372888
rasheed

>>53372951
Do you*

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>>53372920
>that flag

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>>53371677

>yes
>yes

i dont know what proxy whore you are but such shit is usual for USA to.

>>53372940
Florida, currently living in U.S Virgin Islands
>>53372944
>>53372968
We still doing this?

>>53372848
Not too different, but it had a problem at one point, and my whole block reeked until we got it fixed. The worst parts about the house had more to do with being close to a river; the basement flooded when the sump pump failed, and the box elder beetles were a constant pain spring-autumn.

>>53372951
yes, then we wash our hands with soap
done

>>53373026

first

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>>53372944
>>53372968
NOT REALLY
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>>53373059
Seems a bit dirty really. At least with toilet paper you're not actually touching it, and it can stop any bacteria getting on your hands.

>>53373026

oh holy rare fleg pls reply to me

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>>53372920

>>53373024
No, most sinks here have a single faucet.

what's weird?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cht49ZCSDmY

the whole point of the 2 tap system is that you can manually control the temperature of the water in the palms of your hands..

so if you want a lukewarm wash, it's left hand cold, right hand hot, criss cross, back to back, criss cross again.

deep warm wash = right hand cold two thirds, left hand warm two thirds, criss cross, back to front, cheeky extra warm water for left, spoon the water from the left to the right, back hands

>>53373214
much less complicated than just running warm water, thanks!

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>>53373214
>so if you want a lukewarm wash, it's left hand cold, right hand hot, criss cross, back to back, criss cross again.

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>>53373214
JFs will never understand

>>53373024

Lmao maybe in somr backwoods ass hick village where they live in sheds. I live in an upscale condo in the suburbs of boston. My shits niiiiice.

>>53373307
So you live in a council flat basically

>>53373366

Condos are nicer than alot of houses because alot of them are newer. Plus I dont have to shovel snow or rake leaves or anything like that.

My floors are heated too.

>>53372783
>>53372605
>>53372233

It's obviously not showers in Sweden. Judging by filename i think he means Brazil.

The Nordics and Germans have the highest safety standards in the world.
If you did that in your apartment you would get evicted for creating a hazard.

>>53372119
yeah that's bullshit.
that's just bad construction work

you can obviously see that the tap is supposed to be fitted with a separate faucet.

>>53372314
here all houses have hand held shower heads.
Typically you can mount it on the wall above your head if you want.

How can you shower with a fixed showerhead? If feels very restricting.

>>53372617
just stop pretending anyone uses these nowdays.

The only ones I've ever seen were in old houses, typically rural, which were inovvated in the 70s-80s.
At least here bidets are dead, and they're not any more hygienic than toilet paper.

>>53373884
*renovated, obviously, or build.

>>53373413
>alot
Kill yourself.
Also, northern New England best New England.

>the whole septic tank thing
So what do other cunts do for waste management at your cabin that's at least 200 km from any kind of civilization?

>>53372119
Kek looks like a shower that just really wanted to be born as a tap

>>53371677
never seen the problem with it really...you only use it for a few seconds anyway

>>53372920
WHICH ISLAND ?
i was on st. john a month ago.

>>53373978

You seem mad

>>53372920
RARE
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Yep and its fucking horrible

>>53378714
>alot
>mad
Dern tootin'.

>>53379146
Do you still install them in new flats?

>>53372119
> tfw i realized this is considered weird at the west

>>53371677
>>53379146
This shit makes brits made a hard decisions from the childhood. Hot,or cold,nothing more.
I think it's good tho

>>53372119
looks comfy af desu

>>53381465
Usually not, unless you choose them, which some people do for some reason

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i am taking a shit right now and can confirm no

>>53380643

And autistic

>>53382313
Two. Fucking. Words.

You ignorant fuckhead.

>>53382485

Get mad about it cunt r b h s m h f a m n i g g a

>>53382815
Why get mad? I know your life has got to be absolutely stellar.

>>53382885

Family you're projecting really hard there. Are you okay? Did someone piss in your cheerios?

You can talk to me. We're all friends here.

>>53382952
Nope, I eat oatmeal. I get to stay home while my wife gets groceries. This morning is going pretty well, 2bh. How are you doing?