I work in a sports centre
New American football team was going to set up today and head down for their first training session on our pitches
Had a good chuckle with coworkers about how shit American football is and how I bet they're all skinny little wannabee Americans trying to act hard in their armour
And I fucking shit you not we've just opened and 20 blokes all at least 6'4 and 200lbs have swagged through the door carrying duffel bags full of American football gear
>advert for carrot sticks and water at McDonalds
Literally kind of evil parent takes their kids to McDonald's and buys them fucking carrot sticks and water? Makes me sick knowing theirs parents out there who unironically do this
>poortherners trying to banter Southerners for using the tube when their infrastructure consists of horse+cart & trams
>"London is the best city to live in jobs pay so much more here!"
>"Yeah but everything is more expensive and the houses are small rendering your extra money useless. I prefer to live in my completely white village and commute to my job in a city because I get more for my money and live a better life"
>"WHATS THE MATTER TOO POOR TO LIVE IN LONDON LOL LONDON DA BEST"
also had a good shopping trip to morrisons. Some massive discounts. Pilgrim's choice cheddar cheese 15p because it goes off today, so I bought three and put two in the freezer. Pack of bacon 15p, bought three froze 2. Pork tenderloin 50p.
You may only post in this thread if your city has a Metro system.
>not so fast anyone but Glasgow, London or Tyne and Wear
How is it bait?
Have you not seen the adverts lad?
Imagine growing up in a household where your parents take you to McDonald's and buy you fucking vegetables. There's not a kid on earth who'd rather eat carrots instead of a burger or chicken nuggets, unless they're giant faggots that probably get bullied.
wheeler dealers. I didn't actually know you could freeze cheese, I was just gonna eat all of them really quickly. Should have googled it when I was there, would have bought like 10 packs and froze them all. Cheese is one of the most expensive things I buy in my weekly shop.
Life of a Londoner: Earn slightly more money on average than everyone else in the UK, which instantly gets used up on higher rent and council tax. While living in a polluted paki infested shithole.
I wonder what the life expectancy of London is compared to elsewhere I honestly bet Londoners die younger from stress.
>not having trams that double as a metro
its surrounded by shitty suburbs that no one really thinks of as london full of blacks and pakis
white people tend to commute in as the air in london is shite and its less safe, no room etc etc
so in reality the parts with nice historical architecture are full of white people
I stopped doing my driving lessons because of that. I felt like I was competent, but my driving instructor was a proper nit picking nob and he used to always moan at me and say I had no common sense, made me feel like a right thick cunt. I still don't know what I was doing wrong.
Those 80k jobs are occupied by people who don't live in London tho they commute every day.
>London is so great all the best jobs are here! Me? I work at Tesco.
Average /brit/ london poster.
got this tidy number for £3000/month, gotta take the tube to work cos i can't afford a car like, but it's all worth it to live in such a vibrant metropolis as london!
Poortherners don't know what they're missing!
>10k people die every year from pollution in London
yeh, such a great city.
ok, enjoy being a wageslave for the rest of you life never amounting to anything more. meanwhile everyone else will be starting a thriving business and employing suckers like you that have given up on their dreams.
>he posted this in the last thread like a mug
>im from down south
>I didn't work down't pit since I was a young lad
This is why southerners are pussies desu, fucking around playing with your horses in your mansions, you bunch of fucking fairies.
unironically probably moving to London for work soon, I'll be on 31k though which is good for a 22 year old imo. Still, a room like THIS costs £1000 a month, mental
>S-silly p-poortherners, i b-bet they c-cant even walk from b-bed to sink i-in 1 second like me!
>choosing a career path which forces you to live in an overcrowded, overpriced, over-polluted, over-paki'd shit-hole city
>go to pub in london
>place is falling down
>literal shit all over the floor
>place is filled to the brim with pakis
>ask for a pint of larger
>we only do shandy and cocktails here lad
>get stabbed on the way out
>roll over in bed
>break your neck
>£1000 per month no parking
I know the north is a shit hole (which is entirely the souths fault by the way) but I'd literally rather live up here than down south. I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
>I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
>I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
>poortherners obsessed with London
What else is new?
>Doubt I could change jobs because I've been promoted 4 times in my current job and don't have any experience interviewing for any of the roles I've had. Also I'm not good at putting into words what I do.
>Stuck in Birmingham forever
>I-I'm proud to be on the dole in a paki-infested shithole whose local economies were ruined by our reliance on unsustainable resources, at least I'm a REAL man! m-muh culture muh John Smiths muh Oasis!
Fuck off and have some brunch before you clean Sebastian, your prize winning dressage horse you fucking benders. You'd better hurry up, mother and father would not be pleased if you're late for "dinner" again, you're having caviar again.
>tfw Midlander watching the North vs South wars
>wake up at 4am
>time to sign on again
>it's flooded again
>gotta create a new boat
>pakis keep stealing it as you get close to completion
>you finally complete it
>it's 11am and you're late
>get sanctioned by Wojtek
>'bloody tories bloody thatcher m-muh milk m-muh mines m-muh bennies'
>get bus back
>sit in front garden on plastic chairs sipping warm cider cans
>daughter comes home from school
>come on now, it's time for your meeting with rasheed
>'but daddy this is a horrific betrayal'
>'i know love, but it must be done'
average day for a northerner
>A mountain lion killed in the US state of Idaho had a set of fully formed teeth growing out of its forehead, wildlife officials say.
You cunts are absolutely off your rocker. Scotfag here and I've just bought a 1 bedroom flat in a commuter town outside of Glasgow for £50,000. £250 A MONTH mortgage with a £2500 deposit and I make £35,000 per year.
Take the piss all you like about me being a jock but the prices you pay to live in a shithole with more pakis and wogs than Glasgow is astounding.
>cousin comes up from london for the weekend
>take him down to the pub with the lads
>he gets bantered a bit, but the lads lay off as they don't know him
>drags me aside to tell me how they're hurting his feelings and wants me to warn them
>tell him to get lost
>the night ends in tears when one of the lads is savage af and he runs out in tears
>packs his things and gets on the first train the next morning
I couldn't sleep because of his sobbing, why can't southern fairies handle the bantz lads
Northerners, how does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
You know there are literally almost no pakis in the North, right? A few towns are infested like Bolton and Hull, but beyond that it's like 90%+ white British. In my town the largest ethnic monitory is Irish gypsies.
lads, just snapped up this tidy flat in Yorkshire
>Rent is only £20 a year
>Not connected to gas or electric so bills are low
>share it with 2 Syrian families so rent is split 14 ways
>close to local foodbanks
>None that I can think of!
>there are literally almost no pakis in the north
all your """"""""""cities""""""""" are filled to with them you moron
just found a prime bedsit in York lads
>only £20 a month rent
>saves money on bills as it's not connected to gas or electric
>get to live with a Syrian family so rent will be split 12 ways
>close to local floodplains
>it's a 10 minute canoe ride to the nearest tram station
>i honestly believe birmingham is part of ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''the north''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
It's rare to see non whites here, unless you go into a paki shop. I was wrong about Irish being the largest ethnic group, but it's still not a large amount of pakis.
"Christianity is the main religion in St Helens Borough, being about 87% according to the 2001 census. This makes St Helens the "most Christian town in Britain". Conversely St Helens shows the second least number of people (out of 376 local authorities) that actively describe themselves as having no religion at all.
There is very little ethnic minority representation in St Helens, amongst the lowest levels in the country. 98.84% of the St Helens population described itself as White British in 2001 The largest ethnic minority in St Helens in 2001 was recorded as Indian with 409."
>Fighting North VS South when the Yanks are the real enemy
>tfw Stratford Upon Avon midland master race watching Norths and Souths fight.
I'm in a """"""""midlands"""""""" """"""""city"""""""" and they sure do
The locals here are disgusting, they are all either pakis or dole monkeys sitting outside their houses on plastic chairs sipping cider at 9 in the morning
>living in a city full of wogs and pakis
>£1000 month for one bedroom bedsit
>prime location for a terrorist attack
>absolutely full of cunts
Listen mate, neither of us are living in a metropolitan paradise. I'm well aware that my city is a shithole, but I'm still paying 1/4 of what people in this thread are paying and I actually own my property. Paying £1000 a month to live in any city in the UK is absolute madness
>Newcastle 83.61 white
>Sunderland 93.11 white
>Stockton 92.41 white
>County Durham 94.81
North. I fucking hate the South. I also hate
>EYY UP WELCOME T'YAHHHSKSHIRE
but they have a better attitude than southerners. I've been to london a few times and it seems entirely occupied by cunts and pakis.
>girl asks you to wash / massage her feet
>In bolton, one of the shittiest towns ever
>It is CHEAPER AND BETTER to live, than in london
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, LONDONCuCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
When I was in High School, I got a job at a gas station my sophomore year. The very first day I was there, a very obese 300-lb. black man walks in and says "Aiyyo, you got any maps here or sumpin'?", to which I responded, "Yeah, they're right over there". He then walks over to the stand where the maps were, pulls out a map and begins to look at it, and then -I am absolutely not kidding- lets out a massive, disgusting, liquid-diarrhea **** all over the floor. It drained down his legs and all over his shoes, and it made a massive puddle of disgusting feces all over the tile floor. He then put the map down, turned, look at me, and, without any shame, said "Haha! You betta clean that **** up, son!", and then walked out of the store.
Shall I just say 'fuck it' and drop £550 on the best waterproof jacket in the world?
The flats I bought were going for about £80k a few years back. Got this for £50k cause of the housing slump, intend to live in it for a few years then sell on when the prices go back up or just rent it out to someone. Mortgage is literally peanuts and I needed to get on the housing ladder.
>implying I use social media
I have literally never had a Facebook account and I only have a Twitter account with 5 (FIVE) followers, saw it get tweeted by some faggot I follow this morning, the only reason I follow him is because he posts shit that normies think is deep or funny when it's not. Look at banksy Twitter account for example.
Oh jesus, I wish I didn't google that
i play university American Football and there's huge spectrum of quality
places like Birmingham and Glasgow have ridiculously good teams, probably on par with some american college teams but then in my league we would get absolutely raped by them.
Our team has quite a lot of skinny wannabes desu although we do have a lot of big guys (i'm 6'5 210lbs)
I always thought it was pretty gay but i tried it and i was actually pretty good and now I like it quite a lot
I think the main problem is that people compare it to sports like rugby whereas it's actually miles away from it
So who's spending £500 on the Oculus Rift here?
>he bought into the le high price = high quality meme
go buy that high quality AAA+++ jacket man!! it's expensive so it must be good! haha!!!!
>buying VR in its early adoption stages
when clothes go beyond £100-150 the actual quality of the clothing stops getting better - unless you're buying rare silks and gold-threaded fabrics. You're just paying for a brand then, which makes you a bender.
>another arsepained poorfag mad he has to constantly budget for things instead of buying the best.
He's probably right you know
Don't know much about that coat, but it's likely the profit margin is rediculous because it's the """"""best""""" jacket in the world. Also you're living in England, not the Arctic.
lmao at these people with shitty poor parents.
Your money your choice lad
Don't understand people who say things are a "rip off", if you don't think it's worth the price don't buy it, nobody is forcing you. Can always get stuff from Primark.
>footballers earn too much!
Always said by people who don't watch it, don't go to games, don't have sky sports, so don't contribute anything to how much they earn, so they should stay quiet.
Yes, for people completing a trek to everest base camp they are the best on the market.
for someone cutting about london evading pakis and wogs, a rab softshell for £110 will suffice.
but the person buying it isnt interested in functionality is he, hes interested in it because its expensive and a statement of his wealth.
wow this link is very long
ridiculously warm gloves, feel like you could kill a bear with them
From what I've observed the people that spend the most on clothes are often the poorest.
At my work the literal billionaire owner dresses in much much cheaper clothing than some of the low tier sales managers on £22k
and? you don't catch many well to do poortherners do you?
>not getting privately educated in order to have the best chance in life at making big money.
don't get mad because you're a public school going mong who had to share his class with literal retards.
Alright lads, cop or not? £1200 down from £1800 in the sale.
>not buying Mountain Equipment stuff
Why do you hate high quality, British outdoor goods?
Footballers do earn too much
There's no need to get paid £200,000 a week just for kicking a ball around while being watched by a bunch of drunk #lads. Footballers should be taxed 90%, they don't need all that money it's ridiculous.
He fell for the British shoe manufacturing meme.
what are you on about mate? who mentioned school here apart from you?
you literally just said your parents are buying your clothes you fucking manchild. This isn't even banter, I would rather be in rags that I bought myself than suckle the teet of my parents. Grow up.
Conspicuous consumption definitely affects the poorest disproportionately. People who are insecure try to compensate and expensive accessories and clothes are an easy way to do this, even if they have to rack up credit card debts or wonga loans to do it. That's why every council estate scummer still has an iphone, his mates wouldn't respect him if he didn't have it.
These are the automatic cultural men who live a life controlled by brand worship and money fetishism.
>all of these incredibly mad losers who come from poor families resorting to epicposting with le spent le billion pounds on le shirts lads Xddd
fucking hell this butthurt is palpable
Why is everyone being so salty today? It's sunday, stop being such Rasheeds
Musicians do earn too much
There's no need to get paid £20,000,000 an album just for singing while being listened to by a bunch of depressed housewives. Artists should be taxed 90%, they don't need all that money it's ridiculous.
>lmao at these people with shitty poor parents.
did you literally say that? or did you just think it but type something completely obscure with no explanation as to what the fuck my supposedly poor parents had to do with me not buying a £500 jacket?
for someone privately educated you're thick as shit senpai
lmao lad you're so bitter
you aren't going to insult anyone with that chat it's too weak
Just a gentle reminder if you aren't Paul Newman you're a cry baby chamillionaire the third
My dad left when i was 1 year old.
My mum, she could barely read or write...
I went to school, put my head down, and worked hard. I put myself through college working in bars, restaurants, babysitting... anything.
All to buy that one special rain jacket that plebs can only dream of attaining, the price? A measly £80,000.
(Poorfags need not respond)
There are other houses that mine backs onto, I'd have to climb over a load of fences
Yes, sounds like her grandparents are here haha
I'm leaving the house go go socalise but I don't want to interact with my housemates haha