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>>53363587
that can't be right turkbro

Come to brasil

Yep my Turkish fella is right.

Another one is from me; when we are in trouble we always say "Think like a Canadian." to solve the problem.

When we achieved something great, we say;

"Feeling strong as Maple Leaf"

So true. We use "Canadian thing to do" for the right decisions.

we say "I wish you to be Canadian" when we wish luck.

when someone has really bad breath we say "you smell like a turk"

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We humiliate the K*rds in Turkey like that:

"Oh, you must be from USA, you hairy stinky maggot"

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>>53365424
Yalnış frok

>>53363587
>>53365205
literally what?
>>53363587
before Christmas eve begins we have to gather around a scale model of the birth of Jesus, sing and pray for around 30 minutes, kiss an old porcelain baby Jesus in the forehead (mi family's one has been around for 3 generations), eat tamales or some other traditional dish and drink punch.
All this before the "real" celebration starts.

>>53365481
You jelly hombre?

>>53365596
of wanting to be a Canadian? yeah kinda, it would be heaven in earth if it weren't 5°C in summer.
Is a scientifically proven fact that the Mexican solidification point is 15°C at 1atm

>>53363587
Russians hate all, except Serbia and Belarus. They are especially hate Turkey, USA and Ukraine. But i love all of you.

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>>53363587
>turkey and canada

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In India when a street gang lures a female tourist into a deserted alley to rape her, they usually say 'she was so gullible and naive, she must have been Canadian'

>>53365960
In Turkey, when a woman gives an excellent blowjob, we tell the appreciation like that:
"She was blowing like Krishna."

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When A curry has too much oil we say 'God, this curry is oily Turkish men could wrestle in it'

>>53366275
When we get diarrhea, we say "Oh, how do I get this diarrhea, It's like I swim in Ganga River"

We say "you smoke like a turk" to someone who smokes a lot

also

We say "you swear like a turk" to someone who swears a lot

We call black dogs Arab
We call niggers arab
We call arabs arab

>>53369404
What about k*rds?

>>53369404
'arab work' means shitty work here
in fact anything you attach arab to , is negative here

>>53366575
Topkek

>>53366575
koptum

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really like this meme

Okay this one is real, in Canada if something bad happens we sometimes say something along the lines of "Pfft, at least were not in The States."

>>53369667
If there are no K*rds in the place, when some of us made or said awful thing, we say him "Don't be a K*rd" or "You are starting to become a K*rd".

>>53373385
And jews? Or iranians?

>>53363587
When the weather is good we usually say:
"I slept in Brazil and woke up in Canada"

Whenever there are a lot of asians nearby we say
"We must be in Canada".