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/cum/ memeball edition
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>>53355197
i want to touch a girl at least once
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Berry warf mit Kogos Kuhfladen rum
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maybe first
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2,3,21,32,43,45 is the winning number good luck
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Today was a bad day
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>>53355232
i did and now i'm gay
true story
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>>53355197
Daily reminder that if you buy a powerball ticket you're a dummy
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>>53355232
I just touched your mummy
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>>53355254
What happened?
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9th for soft girls
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>>53355234
hab heute nichts gegessen
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I JUST WANNA WIN $900 MILLION
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>>53355299
there was an inspection and then the supper rush was super busy

everything was a mess and we ran out of almost everything so had to try and thaw a bunch of shit
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>>53355270

a chance at 900 million can make a lot of people dummies
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Nobody won tonight

next lotto will be over 1 billion
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>>53355337
se >>53355249
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>>53355404
the drawing hasn't happened yet
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>living in "2" bedroom apartment literally split into 2 separate apartments so it would cost
reposting in fresh thread
$1000 dollars less
>still $1200 a month
>can't afford a car to move to a cheaper state.
What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
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:3333 <3
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>>53355422
I fucked up this post bad
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well that was a waste of $4, should have gotten 4 mcdoubles instead
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>>53355419
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>>53355415
unfortunately they stopped selling tix at 10PM

drawing is at 11PM
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>>53355478
>drawing is at 11PM
what the fuck is the time now?
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>>53355422
>What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?

we have an obscenely high cost of living while also managing to be a frozen piece of dogshit at the same time
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>>53355492
10:20PM here in Miami

they stop it late for the West Coast, only 7:20 there
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>>53355462

The drawing is at 11PM EST. We still have less than 40 minutes to go
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>>53355516
so will the draw be in 40 minutes?

>live in miami
give me your life
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>>53355556
so close man
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>>53355538
The chances are literally like one in 300 million, don't know why I thought this was a smart way to spend $4
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>>53355555
nice digits

and yeah it's nice, my parents are Cuban though so I have to listen to constant anti-Communist stuff

pretty comfy life though, we're right on the water
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>>53355556
>Poortugal off by 1 dollar
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>>53355556
whoa there tiger


q: can a foreigner win powerball? why do people pick getting the cash right away instead of that 30 yr long payment where you're not taxed?
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>>53355556
thanks alberto
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>>53355593
Even though your chances of winning aren't increased, you get significantly more money if you win a jackpot of around 500 million plus
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>>53355579
I've still got a good rate I guess
I'll just try again tomorrow or whenever
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>>53355254
I've been up and down all day
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>>53355608
>nice digits
Thanks man.

>my parents are Cuban though
are you black?

>we're right on the water
REEEEEE its like -10 celsius here, like 14 F i belive
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>>53355364
Sorry to hear that, anon.
At least you made it out alive.
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>>53355630
30 yr long one is an annuity

they get $900 million by assuming the $558 mln (lump sum value) is reinvested at some constant rate over the next 30 years
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>>53355433
Slay the gay
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>>53355630
Inflation.
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>>53355652
this means tomorrow will be good right?

>>53355684
was really scared near the end that bossman would ask me to stay overtime and close
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>>53355555
>>53355556
Ah dude, you've literally got just a little strip of white blue between you and them.
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>>53355670
it's around 24 deg C here, but extremely humid

no I'm not black I guess, I look kinda like pic related (who my parents have a hardon for)
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>>53355732
I don't get this meme
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>>53355593

I only spent 2 bucks so I dont feel bad about it
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>he fell for the lottery meme
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>>53355264
I spoke to one and I turned gay
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>>53355802
>implying im not going to win
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testing something lads sorry if it goes south

MEXICO IS BETTER THAN ARGENTINA

WHY DOES ARGENTINA THINK IT'S AUSTRALIA?

ARGENTINA SUCKS
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>>53355718
>this means tomorrow will be good right?
maybe
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Trying out the Powerball, lads. Hope I can get the jackpot.
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>>53355718
sometimes I feel alright, sometimes I feel terrible
I just don't know anymore
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hi /cum/ how was ur day 2day ?
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>>53355832

nothing happened
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>>53355979
A
FUCKING
LEAF
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>>53356006
good post
>>53355979
bad post
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>>53355832
Are you trying to get a million (you)'s of nothing but CHICANO?

Because that's what it is going to happen.

Pd Salu2
pd CHICANO
pd salu3
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>>53355589
Good post
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>>53356006
wow can u non /cum/ nations not bully Canadians in a /cum/ thread
this is a safe zone
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>>53355979
It was okay.
I'm tired desu
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>>53355750
>it's around 24 deg C here
Wanna change place with me? Its fucking cold here.

>no I'm not black I guess
me neither. Im i welcome?
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>>53356042
yeah but it ain't happening now

argentina loses
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>>53356099
>switching comfy -10 for slightly hot 24

disgusting
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>>53356127
>>switching comfy -10 for slightly hot 24
>-10 comfy
its fucking cold as fuck. Few days ago we hade -22. I almost died
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>>53355979
Slept 10 hours and then had a 5 hour siesta
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>>53356164
>-22
>cold as fuck

what in the actual fuck
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how often does this happen in america?
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>>53356182
livin' the mexican dream
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>>53356213
>-31
i would have been dead. 24 C are a good summer here in sweden senpai
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>>53356235
Such is the way when the whole day is ~7°C and cloudy as fuck
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>>53356281
think this cold weather is heading your way senpai
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Gonna be -9 F tonight buds
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>>53355197
>TFW back in the USA

Whose jetlagged here?
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>>53356524
what took you so long
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>>53356567
A
FUCKING
LEAF

sorry im going to bed now. Good night
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>>53356579
night rudeden
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>>53356579

night
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these threads are so fucking shit jesus christ
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>>53356639
>4 am and still up and browsing the 4chinz
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>>53356685
it'll be a cold day in hell before alberto barbosa judges me
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>>53356762
Too late, I'm already imagining the worst
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2016 is the year of the gf guys
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>>53356799

we're all gonna make it
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>>53356799

I can feel it too
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>>53356799
God bless you, this gives me hope
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>>53356868
why because you're a fucking disgusting fatty?
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>>53356567
I was in Ethiopia for the past two weeks for Christmas.
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>>53356883

limeys >>>/out/
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>>53356883
Yes
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>>53356890
how was that? Heard they have a lot of spicy food
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Any alternate ideas for what he should say?
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>>53356799
>>53356826
>>53356861
>>53356868
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
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There's a cute girl in my group of friends that always gets close and constantly brushes her arm/shoulder against mine while we're all standing in some kind of circle talking.
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>>53356912
Two weeks with every conceivable in-law and relying on my limited knowledge of wife for translation of whatever they are saying.


Yeah it was pretty fun good food and all that, enjoyed seeing the family. Everyone wanted to see the baby. Yeah it was a pretty good vacation, though I'm good for not reviisting for a few more years
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>>53356996
you need to cut her head off to teach her to respect the cartel
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>>53356996
Kiss her.
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>>53356996
You got to build that relationship like trumps gonna build the wall.
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>>53356996
That is clearly a sign of aggression, respond next time with a nicely placed punch on the face
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>>53356996

she's trying to be coy with you

bump into her back
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>>53357089
Don't listen to this guy, running into women from behind never works out.
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>>53357030
That'd be nice.
>>53357032
>>53357089
Yeah that's what I was thinking, the last time I moved away a little bit while taking my phone out to check something and a few seconds later she was there again.
>>53357106
This guy.
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Is there a type of porn out there that involves a woman strapping a guy down securely, giving him a blow job/making him cum and then keep sucking afterwards ?

I don't mean just one video, but is there a name for this fetish?
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>>53357106

no you idiot, brush her shouldber
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>>53357246
something like domination, forced sex, male rape. go with femdom
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>>53357246
Whats wrong with you as a person?
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>$30 on the Powerball just to win $4
Well... damn. Back to work on Monday lads.
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>>53357358

there is no way I would ever spend more than 4 bucks
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>>53357358

>pissing away 30 dollars on the lottery
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>>53357324

>tripfag known on 4chan as the white guy who married an actual African nigger

What's wrong with you as a white person?
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>>53355433
cute pic dude
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whats your semester looking like /cum/?
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>>53357477
i feel like throwing up
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>>53357396
>>53357430
Eh, I've a decent job and I'm comfortable as far as money goes. I never play the lottery but I figured "why the hell not?". I'm disappointed, but not overly so.
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>>53357477
Marketing
Maintenance Management
Intellectual Property

8th semester out of 10
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>>53357464
>>tripfag known on 4chan as the white guy who married an actual African nigger
This is the fatal flaw of having a fucking trip.
what's wrong with tripfags as people?
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>>53357522
why? please dont cry anime girl
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>>53357477
Just two more semesters after this, I'm getting antsy.
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Intermediate accounting, financial investments, managing global organizations, international econ, business presentations, and long term financial investments

15 creds
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>>53355422
>What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
The dollar has very high purchasing power here.
You can buy a 6,000 square foot house for just under a million dollars, for example.
Gas is also $1.60 right now.
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>>53357570
meant for >>53357477
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>>53357522
it will be okay, how much longer in school do you have?
>>53357570
Ec has you going man
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16 is my one winning number lads
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>>53355433
>mfw I watched the whole thing
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>>53357553
>All that PolySci
Wew lad
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>>53357553
What job can you get with a /pol/sci major?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyndwr_Michael

short but interesting read
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>>53357630
it's a fookin cold one here too

Hopefully the car won't stall for me before work
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>>53357680
>>53357656
I'm going to grad school after undergrad (I started my degree at 17 and will be done by 20, my masters will be finished by 21), and I plan on teaching at the university level/getting my Ph.D. I just want to teach and do research, possibly do politician stuff later in life. I know it's a meme degree, but I enjoy it.
>>53357712
I will cross my fingers for you. It's pretty shit here too, I can hear the wind outside.
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>>53357680
joining black lives matter
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>>53356228
Pretty much never.

Then again I do have a friend who was hit by a stray bullet so... buy yr lotto tickets, kids.
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>>53357464
He doesn't have a wife.

>>53357477
Nothing school is for fags
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>>53357477
I have 15 labs to do in total

I don't want this
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>>53357769
fucking nerd
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>>53357684
>Hitler, believing this was a deception similar to Operation Mincemeat, ignored the documents
Noice.
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lads, what did you buy for food in college?

I have bread, bagels, lots of pasta, and frozen chicken wings, and other pantry snacks, but I can never think of anything really good to get for longterm
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better luck next time boys.
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>>53357981
I live off Dominos Pizza and cup mac & cheese, also lots of applesauce. Once I move into my apartment with an actual stove I'll be eating a lot better.
>>53357866
;_; how?
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>steelers bengels game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>53357981
I used to be a (really smart) meathead in college. I always ate rice and different kinds of meat I took from home.
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>>53357981
despite being a meme, buying a cheap rice cooker and making curried quinoa was a fantastic life choice. You don't really need the chicken broth and make sure to buy some frozen peas and maybe potatoes.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/148142/curried-quinoa/

Also, frozen edamame makes for a great snack
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>>53358080

>Chimpinatti
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>>53358080
>LITERALLY losing because of a chimpout
>the city of Cincinnati
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I'll meme you with my balls you idiot
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>>53357981
Buy frozen chicken breast, buy potatoes, buy brocolli

put them on a metal pan, put garlic on them, rosemary, paprika, salt perpper. bake 400F for 40 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiChD1feiDk
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Nighty /cum/lordsd

Avin' a nice nite?
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>>53358069
its a joke we here at /cum/ love you
<333
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>>53358158
>>53358081
>>53358069
>>53358248

thanks fAm
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>>53358080

what a terrible collapse
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>tfw didn't win powerball

:(
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>>53357981
svið
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>>53358376

>powerball

Wat dat?
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>>53358375
man they fucked up hard.

that was a brutal loss
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>>53358376

I didnt either
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>>53358080
>the city of Cinigcinatti
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>>53358324
russian trains make me happy thank you
>>53358376
i didn't either but i only spend 10$ so i'm not too bent out of shape.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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revenant was pretty good buds
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>>53357715
>America was founded by protestants
And Yemen was founded by Muslims. So it's dishonest to talk about Protestants because we live in a Protestant country? Is that what you're implying?
>who are we to shit all over a protestant country like a bunch of niggers because we aren't protestant?
I actually have experience with Protestantism. I grew up in a Protestant community and went to church for 18 years. I was baptized and competed in Bible Quiz. I legit memorized entire books of the Bible so that twice a year, we'd pack into a van and drive for two hours to a tiny church in Podunk, New England and recite verses in a trivia competition. Nothing depresses me more than Protestants. Baptists, Pentecostals, non-denominationals, they're all slightly crazy, slightly stupid, and worst of all, boring people. The religion itself is a different topic of discussion, but the people who practice it are contemptible.
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>>53358662

really want to see it, just havent had time
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>>53358660

Is /sp/ the only board where shitposting hits so hard that the mods end up joining it?
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>>53358487
>buying more than one ticket
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>>53358660
I don't watch football
what happened?
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>>53358726

it used to be

>rythmic slapping sounds
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>>53358726

/tv/'s mods are pretty awful
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Help guys, I have a 500 word essay due in three months.

The topic is "Things Idaho Has Done"

What do I do?
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>>53358660

too bad the radio thread will be mediocre with no one able to call
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>>53358742
bengels fucked up hard and killed a steeler giving them a 15 yard penalty putting them in range for a fieldgoal with only 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the game ends 18-16

bengels havnt won a playoff game since 1990
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Just won the Powerball guys. Where should my first island be?
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>>53358798

full fucking retard
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>>53358696
They recite verses from the Bible as an analgesic for their broken marriages/finances; they refuse to take responsibility for themselves; everything happens because God wills it, good and bad. They have a disgusting obsession with punishment and politics and the end of days. And they're boring; worst of all, boring and painful to talk to.
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>>53358798
>killed a player
>welp that's a 15 yard penalty
wat?
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>>53358798
the one early was alot worse
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>>53358770

You can write about the nuclear plant that was tested in idaho
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>>53358834
That kinda sounds like Catholicism.
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>>53358862

he was knocked out for a while but was able to walk
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>>53358798
>>53358660
just realized all my bungles got autocorrected to bengels for some fucking reason
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>>53358956
Jesuit pope

Revile him or be a heretic
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>>53358956
yeah but you get to dress more casually for Catholic mass
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There is a boy I like here at my friends house
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>>53359095
go slap his butt and call him onii-chan
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>>53359095

go up to him and ask him if he's heard the word of jesus christ
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BAWI0AZP9Am/

snoop being snoop
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>>53359075
And the communion wine is actual wine.
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>>53359095
Take a shower with him.
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>>53358660
being a /sp/ janitor has to be some shit
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>>53359109
>>53359132
>>53359160
I don't think he likes me
He doesn't know I'm bi ;_;
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>>53359095
You have no choice but to make it 100% clear that you like him.
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>>53359154
but you have to drank out of the cup after everyone else instead of just dipping your bread
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>>53359200

show him some Billy Herrington videos

you'll be able to gauge how he swings by his reaction
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>>53359200
Offer to give him a brojob
100% straight
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>>53359200
sounds ruff
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Did anyone here win?
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>>53359274

yeah I did
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don't think I can stay awake any longer
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>>53359274
Idk the odds of that are almost impossible compared to the odds of winning in the first place
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>>53359274

no
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>>53359330

go to sleep
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>>53359330
>>
>>53359248
Don't know what that is
>>53359258
;_;
>>53359259
I know he is gay, but I don't want to run our friendship. We've been friends since Grade 5.
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cum lol
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>>53359330
go to sleep~
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>>53359401
>>53359388
>>53359330
>>53359259
>>53359258
>>53359160
>>53359095
>>53358956
extremely bad posts

pls consider getting autism pills
>>
I wAnT a /CuM/ bOyFrIeNd.
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>>53359238
As a Christian, you learn to count your blessings. The other day I found a box of wine behind the complex dumpster (unopened too). I'm not going to let that go to waste because it's in the rough proximity of a smelly dumpster. That's not what the Bible teaches.
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>>53359389
childhood friends best friends amiright
>>
>>53359389

>doesnt know based Billy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9SxMmk2emA
>>
Why is everyone here gay except me?
>>
I just remembered I've got to check my powerball ticket. Thanks for reminding me, OP.
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>>53359389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWZUAXEMlwA
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I won powerball who wants sum munny
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>>53359468
I'm not :3
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>>53359468
we are the minority
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>>53359483
I want money.
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>>53359468

I am the most hetero person here
>>
>>53359424
this.
>>
>>53359437

I'm sure someone is interested
>>
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>>53359501
You like gay girls.
That's pretty gay desu
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>>53359522
the strawpoll says otherwise
>>
>>53359330


At least you don't have a wife to force you to get already on bed
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>>53359545

the strawpoll is skewed due to a flamboyant canadian mexican and a gay virginian
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Ask a guy who lost his virginity WITH A GIRL and got his 4 wisdom tooth removed on the same week anything

pic unrelated btw
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>>53359389
dress up as a girl and flirt with him
then say it was just a prank if it doesn't go well
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So twitter is saying no one won the powerball. Its 1.3 billion now
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>>53359468
I'm bi, not gay
Tbh
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>>53359535
but isn't that completely straight?

like all there are are cute grills
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>>53359602
Is it true the vagine isn't that tight?
>>
>>53359545
>>53359595
http://strawpoll.me/6497903
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>>53359607

Don't even bother, I've won it already
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>>53359625
I guess it varies from girl to girl but the girl I fucked had a pretty tight one
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>>53359607
Good cause my mom bought me one but the cashier printed it on the same ticket.
>>
You lads seem sound as pound.

Can I join you?
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>>53359669
sure why not
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>>53359669
are you a cute boy?
>>
>>53359669


Bring chips and fish
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>>53359669

what does that even mean
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>>53359624
>but isn't that completely straight?
Nope. Quite the opposite, yuri is actually extremely gay.
>cute grills
Gay grills*
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>>53359669
what does that mean
>>
>>53359669

you sure can
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>>53359669
it's cum not bum m8
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>>53359717
>>53359729
Sound as a pound = down to earth, easy to talk to, likeable

>>53359700
Dunno desu my pic is in /brit/

>>53359713
I'm a scot, Ill bring pic related.also irn bru and buckfast for all

>>53359748
What did he mean by this?

>>53359742
Thanks brother
>>
I want a hug. It doesn't matter from who.
>>
>>53359717
>>53359729


Wew, these non anglo immigrants..
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>>53359763
oh, cool

looks tasty

>>53359776
don't bully
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>>53359763
that looks pretty fucking delicious
I'm hungry now
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>>53359763


What is tha brown stuff?
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>>53359769
I'll hug you but I have to warn you that I'm not a virgin anymore
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hi guys im back

does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
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>>53359763
Munchy boxes are a miracle of the universe.
Have you ever tried a deep-fried mars bar?
>>
>>53359843


Define friendship
>>
>>53359843
No

you probably get the same answer irl as well often I assume
>>
>>53359843

depends how well you can keep secrets
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>>53359843
sure
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>>53359812
it's all brown, m8
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>>53359812
Donner Kebab.

>>53359805
>>53359801
It's literally god tier when you are coming back from the pub.

>>53359851
Of course I have, you? We deep fry everything here. and I mean everything. I actually have a deep frier in my house and I make my own assorted deep fried chocolate bars. Cadbury oreo is the best for it.
>>
>>53359843
>>53359851
>>53359880
>>53359899
very bad posts pls leave
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>>53359898


It would appear

>>53359899


I don't think Jaysuz allow it
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>>53359602
>>53359602
>>53359602
guyssssss?

Don't let my manliness intimidate your small virility
>>
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>>53359843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
>>
>>53359920
Good post
>>
>>53359843

I guess
>>
>>53359926
Why not pham? It's paki food but it's great.

They are a bit like paki burritos.
>>
It just fucking hit me that it's been a year since I truly talked face to face with someone. I haven't touched or been touched by someone in that time. Oh my God, I need contact or I'm going to go insane.
>>
What's a decent mmo that can be played casually but has depth?

And isn't world of memequest
>>
>>53359984
life
>>
>>53359996
gr8 graphics, shitty gameplay 2bh
>>
>>53359968


Burritos are inquisition approved food m8ty

But i'll pretend these are burritos so we can hang out as you seem to be a good lad
>>
>>53359975
Don't be so hard on yourself mate. Cheer up. I was like you for a while. I recommend meditation as fedora as it sounds it will help you let go of any desires thus freeing you from the mental cage that is society/reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpUNAFHgxM
>>
>>53359996
That's hardly escapism.
>>
>>53359984


Aion Tbh


Anything that's notmade by NCsoft is rather pleb
>>
>>53360008
S-sorry pal.

What are some good tier mexican food recipes or easy food to make? Wanna try it out.
>>
>>53355197
>lottery

Not even once. I got a $5 scratchie for christmas and won $0.
>>
https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

https://synctube.org/r/bleep

Post and listen to music of all kinds together with other anons!
>>
>>53359984
GW2 is just about the best mmo there is to play casually
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tfw pol has made you incredibly depressed
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>>53360008
They look more like burritos than the soft-wrap horsefeed you find at Taco Bell.
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>>53359899
>you?
Nah. I've had deep-fried butter and chocolate fried chicken though. Both were pretty fucking good.
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>>53359975

not even a family member?
>>
>>53360053


Try "mole de olla"

Thank me later


>>53360061


Taco bell is heretic as fuck compa
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>>53359855
>>53359871
>>53359880
>>53359947
>>53359960
thx frends
>>
>>53360027
Sell me on it pls.

>>53360059
I found it got boring really fast. And I don't really like the guild wars skill limitations in an mmo.

In a moba sure but I like to have lots of tools and options in an mmo.
>>
>>53360058

I remember when /sp/ had online DJs to play music
>>
>>53357477
>falling for the college meme
>>
>>53360093
I'll be your friend if you aren't rude to me.
>>
>>53360053
Huevos Rancheros are easy to make, and you don't have to import expensive ingredients.
>>
>>53360121

Just changed my mind, try blade & soul....that's the patrician choice
>>
>>53360089
No, I don't talk to them.
>>53360016
I'd try anything to get rid of this feeling of despair.
>>
>>53360092
Looks great thanks I'll give it a guy.

>tfw had a friend obsessed with mexican culture who died of a drug overdose last year

>>53360150
good shout I'll look into it
>>
>>53360092
Well, compared to the one mexican here who eats spaghetti and ketchup tortilla wraps, taco bell is a 3-star michelin restaurant.
>>
>>53360166


Life coach™

Your personal development is as easy as to send few bucks to my paypal ;)
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i want to belive
>>
>>53360189


Dying on drugs is considered an anglo thing over here

>>53360204


I'm surprised the catholic church hasn't caught him
>>
>>53360204

>ketchup tortilla wraps

that seems awful on the tongue
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>>53360148
ill b extra nice 2 u
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>>53360251
He was Irish.

It wasn't really an overdose. He took some LSD or what he thought was LSD but was actually 25i-nbomb.

Such a sad way to go
>>
>>53360189
How accurate is Trainspotting a depiction of Scotland?
>>
>>53360279


Well that's sad.... And dumb
>>
>>53360290
It's a complete an accurate description of Glasgow.

Edinburgh and other parts. No.

Glasgow is literally Appalachian tier.

>>53360323
Got revenge on the guy that sold him it and told him it was real acid and left him lying on the pavement bleeding out
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>>53360338
you killed a man !?
>>
>>53360338
What a coincidence, the Appalachians are mostly settled by old Scots.
>>
>>53360338

"A fructibus cognoscitur arbor"
>>
>>53360338

good on ya, one less piece of shit in the world
>>
>>53358956
Why are Abrahamic religions so shit?
>>
>>53360279
>He took some LSD or what he thought was LSD but was actually 25i-nbomb.
Jesus. This is the worst way to go (speaking as someone who OD'd on an RC).

>>53360323
There was some hubbub on erowid and bluelight recently about RC vendors mislabeling 25i-nbome. It's super-potent at low concentrations and OD'ing is something like a prolonged seizure followed by a stroke.
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Well gnite lads, wife needs me to attend my duties


Have fun masturbsting to inconspicuous porn
>>
>>53360378
Ulster Scots*

Ulster Scots have Irish roots 2bh. They are come from the border countries and glasgow. Lowland peasants.

I have highland scot ancestry.

>>53360373
No no just severly injured. Someone else put him in hospital.

The dudes a sociopath he told us. He went to a festival and started throwing 100s of tabs of 25i nbomb in random tents, probably killed people.

>>53360435
DIDNT KILL HIM

GCHQ MI5 MI6 PLS DONT THINK I AM A MURDERER

>>53360458
I've Od'd on one too. MXP mixed with a tiny tiny bit of benzos (literally 1mg etizolam)

Stopped breathing,very fucking scary

>>53360468
Night was nice talking to you
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>>53360440
That requires a VERY lengthy explanation and I'm not one to make dumb generalizations.
>>
>>53359645
Did your dentist use nitrogen dioxide?
Was it with your gf?
Did you cum in or out?
>>
>>53360166
Do MDMA
>>
>>53359984
The old Republic.
>>
>>53360378

land was really cheap to get in the area for the scots
>>
>>53360577

seconding this

and adding "with friends", if possible

all do it together
>>
>>53360468
Good night
>>
>>53360155
Not actually released.

>>53360258
Yay! Nice people are nice.

>>53360600
Nä.
>>
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