why is norway such a worthless country? have they ever done anything?

Based Greenland

>>53351468
Thank you for welfare money. I will continue to fight against n*rwegian filth.

norway? more like no way

>>53351560
based Ahmed

snoregay

>>53351379
>no memes
>no notable wars
>no conflictive news

they are pretty boring

Emil pls turn off your proxy.

they invented fjords

>A

>be snownigger for 1000 billions of years
>*sploosh*
>DAMM NIGGA WE OIL NOW

That was History of Norway presented by BBC.

>>53351769
yup. ethiopia has contributed more to the world than them.

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>>53351379

They're the modern equivalent of postwar boom USA.

>>53351379
>Grönland

Based

Fuck Norjews

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>>53351379
>have they ever done anything?
Good dancers we are anon

>>53351915
you may be a sjw gay fagland like norgay, but atleast you have actually contributed to the world. god bless sweden, i will pray for it so you can become better.

i like norway

>>53351769
It's actually Danish oil

>>53352001
At least we don't try and hide at as well!

Thanks Grönland, hope you're enjoying this cold and nice winter.

we wuz vikings n shit
hol up
now we arab

>>53352099
lol

>>53352001
Pray for me too please, and afterwards give me rimjob

>>53352045
t. mohammed al bin salifi.

>>53352083
yea. swedes are honest people. norks try to act like they live in a conservative paradise, when in reality they are cucks.

>>53333333

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>>53351379
>>53351468
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>>53351769
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>>53351915
>>53352001
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>>53352083
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>>53352120
[Your country must be #1 HDI and IHDI to view this post]

their metal is pretty based

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>>53352159
AY HOL UP HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>>53352120
how many languages do you speak? Kalaallit oqalusinnaavit?

>>53352159
Gtfo Norgay stop oppressing the Danish and Icelandic.

WE

WUZ

>>53352241
ARE KANGZ N SHIET

>>53352193
Danish and sadly Kalaallisut

top banter, my eskimo friend.

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>>53352241
kangz

>>53352312
fuck off eskimo faggot go back to your igloo hahahahha

>>53352159
MUH

>>53352416
FUCKEN

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>this thread again

A

JUST

OIL

MUH

>>53352159
what is the slice cheese joke?

CHEESE

norway > all the countries posting in this thread

>>53352594
A

IN

>>53352594
basically norway has been around for thousands of years, and all they have invented was a cheese slicer. (which is a shit invention)

>>53352159

Congratulations. Your skill at having oil in your EEC rivals Iraq.

KONG

>>53352633
>which is a shit invention
you shut your whore mouth

FUCK

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>>53352633
We also invented pretty girls

THIS

>>53352792

me in the middle

>>53352792
and Ylvis is cool

>>53352815
nigger

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>>53352792
very beautiful

>>53352862

um.. that is problematic language, pal..

>>53352893
I'm sorry.

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>>53352864
Our muslims are alot hotter than that

WE WUZ VIKINGZ AND SHIT XDDD

>>53352633

That's one more invention than "green"land.

>go to Norway
>get immediately attacked by roving band of vikings
>run down poorly maintained roads and almost fall into an oil-infested fjord as a drunk local riding his moose bumps into me
>it's now 9 AM and almost getting dark so I make my way to next next and only town
>it's clear the locals hate me as they try to sell me some disgusting rancid whale meat as food
>it's my lucky day and I found the only McDonald's in Norway
>order a big mac, which costs $30
>I can barely afford it and the sole employee (who is a Swede) tries to console me as he tells me he thinks the prices are outrageous too, since $30 would be 1/10th of his hourly minimum wage

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>>53352650
>Your EEZ will always we worth dogshit
Hey, I'd be mad too.

>>53352946
Greenland has as many people as about a medium sized town. Norway has millions.

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>tfw australia will have the highest hdi in the world in your lifetime

>>53353028
your fault for being poor

>>53353112
Nah, your mining boom is over, Switzerland will pass us both within three years, while Norway will keep #1 in IHDI for quite a while.

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>>53353112
>tfw australia will be owned by China your in lifetime

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>>53353248

>tfw america is owned by the sauds right now

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>>53353217
>thinking switzerland will get better

>>53351379
>have they ever done anything?

We've achieved comfy.

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>>53353306
Don't see any reason why they wouldn't. While Norway and Australia are both struggling with third world country problems like low prices on minerals/oil, Switzerland is the third most complex economy in the world and is basically left untouched. They're also handling the refugee crisis better than most European countries.

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>>53351379
>have they ever done anything?
Done?

>>53352946
Greenland invented a programming language used by over 230,000,000 websites

NO WAY TO NORWAY
seriously those oil monkeys are retarded

>>53354009
We invented Greenland tb h

>>53354078
How

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>>53354009
Well it still dosn't beat this one

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>>53354009
the dude was Danish but inventing PHP is nothing to brag about

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>>53354078
These two are better norwegian achievements than Greenland and Iceland

Did you know? The Norwegian currency is the weakest out of the three Scandinavian currencies. It's true.

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>>53354495
Nice try, Sven. Even during our oil crisis, we're still ahead.

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>>53354330
Don't underestimate the Kiviaq.

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>>53354117
How? First settlers aside from a handful of snowchinks, and broke off from us.

>>53354495
I don't see this as much of a surprise considering we have the smallest population.

>>53354605
Dublin city are probably better

>>53354117
We discovered their frozen hellhole and kept it populated for most of its history.

>>53351379
You're all great countries. Stop fighting

>>53354676
Norse Scotland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FOYcn57xTQ&feature=youtu.be&t=103