why is norway such a worthless country? have they ever done anything?
>have they ever done anything?
Good dancers we are anon
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>go to Norway
>get immediately attacked by roving band of vikings
>run down poorly maintained roads and almost fall into an oil-infested fjord as a drunk local riding his moose bumps into me
>it's now 9 AM and almost getting dark so I make my way to next next and only town
>it's clear the locals hate me as they try to sell me some disgusting rancid whale meat as food
>it's my lucky day and I found the only McDonald's in Norway
>order a big mac, which costs $30
>I can barely afford it and the sole employee (who is a Swede) tries to console me as he tells me he thinks the prices are outrageous too, since $30 would be 1/10th of his hourly minimum wage
>Your EEZ will always we worth dogshit
Hey, I'd be mad too.
>tfw australia will have the highest hdi in the world in your lifetime
>tfw australia will be owned by China your in lifetime
>tfw america is owned by the sauds right now
Don't see any reason why they wouldn't. While Norway and Australia are both struggling with third world country problems like low prices on minerals/oil, Switzerland is the third most complex economy in the world and is basically left untouched. They're also handling the refugee crisis better than most European countries.
the dude was Danish but inventing PHP is nothing to brag about
These two are better norwegian achievements than Greenland and Iceland
Nice try, Sven. Even during our oil crisis, we're still ahead.
How? First settlers aside from a handful of snowchinks, and broke off from us.
I don't see this as much of a surprise considering we have the smallest population.