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S L A G S (volume 2) Edition
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JANNY IS GONNA BLOW A BLOODY GASKET
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>(janny is about tho)
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is her front parts covered
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no point posting here, going to get deleted
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3 sexual releases and i'm hard again
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>>53347704
Lets say yes
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JANNAE YE GUNNAE BECOME A BLOODAE SASSENACH ANT YE
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look at these utter tosspots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNvujF9BEZg
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reminder to wank over at least one family member before if you die if you ever want to experience the feeling of content
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Important poll right here lads

http://strawpoll.me/6495721
http://strawpoll.me/6495721
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>>53347729
dont type like that even as a joke
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>>53347748
can i kill them
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Posting an 80s tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys
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/brit/ more like
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>be 25, unemployed
>get in touch with friends from school
>they're all married, have kids, stable careers
>go round to ones new flat
>newspaper and magazines on the table
>his wife makes me a drink
>"you got the new fallout yet?"
>"nah, don't game much anymore, let me tell you about this new project i'm doing at work"
>his daughter comes home
>"I love you daddy"
>leave early
>feel like shit

I'm 25, and i have absolutely nothing to show for it...
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me on the left
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/brit/ more like /shit/ am I right?
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facebook com / godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/vb.874466149241266/1024843187536894/?type=2&theater

why is this man so based /brit/?
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was only joking dont want any smelly boys in my bed but if anyone (ANYONE) is willing to come scratch my back up and massage my arms ill nosh off your dog
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im 5'9" and built like a brick shithouse
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joined tinder lads haha what am i like, wonder if i'll get any matches lmao probably not oh well
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>>53347732
Scotland.
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>Only just finding out about watching 360 degree videos on youtube on your phone

This is pretty great lads.
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Any good reads from 20th or 19th century outside of Europe? All the good books from then seem to be Russian and French
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>>53345840
>incredibly wealthy multi-millionaire
>still lives in manchester
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qt
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JANNY IS GONNA HAVE A STROKE

VEIN STATUS: POPPED
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>>53347806
THE shit
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>>53347818

>25 and still plays video games
>being jealous of someone with a kid
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>>53347842
anime more like autism am i right?
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>>53347855
you wont
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>>53347818
Don't judge your own life by looking at others.

Lead a fulfilling life on your own terms, just make yourself happy because ultimately nobody gives a fuck about you.
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>>53347868
>Playboy
>Manchester

literally laughed out loud.
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how many times has a girl seen your dingle
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>>53347892
i did get a couple last time to be fair but i was too scared to talk to any of them
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>>53347623
Ask someone who punched a pikey kid in the face and made him cry anything
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>>53347818
25 is pretty young for that though

most of my m8s say late 20s and early 3s is best to start while I reckon I won't even get married until 32 or 33
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should replace Alan Sugar with a millionaire yuppie in his 20s 2bh
would add a new dynamic to The Apprentice
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>>53347868
Well, he could move to Monaco and be a poor man among the ultra rich.

Or live in Manchester and be a rich man amongst the plebs.
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reminder that the janny ain't gonna do fuck all and this thread won't be deleted
stop living your lifes in fear of the little man you absolute fannyholes
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LACK OF SLAGPOSTING IS APPALLING

A P P A L L I N G
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>>53347959
>ever getting married
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>>53347818
What was the new project? Anyways man be happy for him, you'll get there as well. I was a virgin until 23 years old, and now at 28 I've got a good mortgage on a nice 3 bedroom house and great paying job that I love. Although my libido seems to be dead. Haven't masturbated or had sex in nearly a year.
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>>53347983
that's like being Cristiano Ronaldo and playing for Derby t︂b︂︂h
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got a date with sara tomorrow. will probably just end up in the tesco a cafe after her shift. any tips on how I can impress her?
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runescape
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>>53348006
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>>53348006
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thanks for accepting me into your general heil hitler
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the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a hot stinking shit every day.
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*shit dribbles down my leg*
ohh burárum *sour orange piss spurts out of my every orifice* arrglglgllggalbglabllb *hits myself in the head repeatedly* bazinga
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>>53345840
Jesus fucking christ, he's taking nouveau-riche to a new level. So garish.

Those shirts & suits are fucking abysmal lmao.
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>7 inches is the average dick size. Anything less and you should kill yourself...
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shit lads getting male suggestions on tinder, should i swipe yes? not sure if i'm bi
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>>53348066
and it's not on my chest

thanks now i feel worse
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>>53348055
FOS
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he's gonna fucking die when he sees this
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>>53347774
Literally wanked over every one la
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>>53348037
talk about how you want to set up workers co-operative
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who /ladyboy penis / here even though you didn't take any HRT
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>>53348023

I'm a 27 year old virgin NEET drug addict who still lives at home and had 4 wanks today
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>he's called daniel
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>>53348144
fuck off cornwall
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imagine winning the lottery to find out you have to share it

>>53348144
>implying the sershlad dox was real
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Tidied up the room lads haha
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Haven't showered since Tuesday and I've been to the gym twice in that time
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Pikey genocide when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKGYGUVVa8
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>>53348085
do it la
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>>53347936
does my mum count
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>>53348013
yeah idk I battle with that all the time. I havr to get a gf first hahaha
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>>53348144
literally half of /brit/ is
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wew
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>>53348193
is that a chamber pot
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how many dingles have you seen ?
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>>53348248
shut your fat mouth
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>>53348230
>daniel
>not ahmed

do u even memes chum?
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>>53348248
can i finger you
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>>53348193
>single bed

literal povvo tier
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>>53347936
quite a few nurses saw it when I was in hospital
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>>53348284
the other half is called mohammed
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>>53348214
lad you can spend your life travelling to other countries and banging foreign women who are like ten times hotter than Anglo women, why would you ever legally tie yourself to one of them?
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>>53348258

yeah

it's Churchill's war room. was there today.
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>>53348269
hi love

>>53348285
are your fingernails trimmed
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my initials are genuinely JME lads what are yours
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>>53348306
was it the one they made out of your labia?
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>>53348327

WET

pretty funny 2bh
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can you stop posting slags please

it's making my nofap2016 effort all the more difficult, please be considerate
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>>53348193
euphoric room
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lads i'm going to need 2 favours from you
>good film streaming site
>good 'thought-proving'/make you think type film
never really watch films tbf probably haven't watched all the good ones you think everyone's seen
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Need help lads

Used CCleaner, cleaned firefox, reset me router and now my browsers keep cutting out (whilst steam and shit work)

Only solution so far is to log off then back in

What do?
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>>53348193
>Those lamps
>That desk
>That map
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>>53348327
james michael edwards
>>53348362
william edwards turnball
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>>53348327
fuck off mi5
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>>53348314
>Churchill literally shat in a bucket

degenerate abnormie
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Might get comfy and watch a Ghibli film
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>>53348384
just b yourself :)
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>>53348364
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>>53348325
well they are always short but from biting
is this any good
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>>53348396

>william edwards turnball

Edward is right but wrong for the others
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>>53348384
download malwarebytes or something
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>>53348327
D.F
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>>53348268
About 10
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would you date me lads
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>tfw coworkers call me the banter-vacuum

is this good or bad lads?
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At least the tables in good nick lol
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>>53348396
wrong wrong and wrong
you couldnt be any less right iah

>>53348454
derek fanny

>>53348285
what about me
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Been watching WWII documentaries and the British Commandos are quite interesting
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>>53348311
I'd probably get tired of that. I've always been someone more suited to relationships than indiscriminate flings 2bh. The only irony being I have hoorendous commit issues making that hard.
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>>53348491
ian andrews hansolo
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https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/685911795886862337
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>>53348143
Get rehab, stepping stones lad.
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>>53348327
WJG

I won't put the suffix though
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>>53348484
what do you think
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>>53348491
i don't finger bums
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housemate has about 20 friends over and they're all downstairs and i'm drunk alone in my room

need to piss but toilet presents possibility of meeting one accidentally

got a bottle but i'm afraid of them hearing me pissing in it

what do lads?
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>>53348501
You'll get tired of relationship quicker trust me, the only men who idolise them are blokes who can't get one, they're shit
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Look at this "communist" faggot
I can't believe people like this unironically exist
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>>53348490
why u in prison la
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wubalubadubdub
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>>53348327
Jamal Mustafa Eisenberg
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>>53348548
piss out the window
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsyE1M7mR7E
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>>53348561
know one of these twitter communists in real life

most cringiest and embarrassing person I know
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>>53348434
`s alri innit
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>>53348536
Wendle Jason Gilroy
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>>53348561
>support LFC
>doesn't realise football is just a tribal distraction for the oppressed masses
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>>53348549
I don't really idolise them or anything, it's just my friends have also said they can see me and a girl falling in love and being together forever hahaha

at the end of the day if I stay single then I stay single. I'll be fine and all that but if I was with a girl for ages then I'd consider it. I'd never date with marriage in mind.
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>>53348476
sorry. I don't date somalis.
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>>53348490
how's your military training going mate
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could easily get a gf (8/10 looks as judged by girls of my age, 6'4, built like a brick shithouse, great personality, great sense of humour) but I never go anywhere to meet slags hahahaha
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Daily reminder we have to take advantage of the tools we have.
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>>53348536
Walid Juan Goldstein
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>>53348592
on in lad, thanks

they're all in a conservatory directly below my window
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How in the fuck did that tubby half-wit James Corden become a major media figure in the US? Bizarre.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35263402

thoughts lads
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>>53348516
not quite there t᠎bh

>>53348542
you are a sort
one day youll see me irl and realise i was telling the truth
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>>53348476
Gonna have to see your feet before I can give any answers
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>>53348627
I like football as a sport, it's fun

but I can't understand how fully grown men can take the culture and rivalries so seriously and obsess over it, seems more autistic than weeaboos
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only normies like football.
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>>53348676
how the fuck did John Oliver
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>>53348683
are you coming to the birmingham meet up
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>>53348679
They're quite entitled to ask for more in all honsty.
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>>53348679
literally turned down a 10% pay increase, fuck these greedy cunts, should be forced to work
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>>53348636
you'll only stay single if you don't do anything, if you want a bitch just go find one, in 2016 it's probably never been easier
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>>53348697
Just a tribal outlet.
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>>53348698
only pakis don't
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>>53348327
BBC
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>>53348715
Pandering to smug yuppies.
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>wanting to boost her self-confidence

lmao they just don't understand us at all lads
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>>53348697
its the same way people get very patriotic for their country
the team has a local connection and is a point of pride for many
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>>53348327
WKD
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>>53348763
factual post
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more slags please
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>>53348679
>nurses

literal plebs too thick to do medicine and too unimaginative to think of anything with their lives but "help people"
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>>53348768
Brian Bismillah Cuckoldini
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>>53348715
amerians love anyone who can remind them of muh heritage
alky craig ferguson, chip butty james cordon and 2015
doesn't matter. they had no persona to erase over there like here
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>>53348743
I'd probably want one later on but not right now, impedes on my freedom to whatever I want.
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>>53348815
post your mum then
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>>53348784
>being proud some Jew bought a football club in your area and pumped it with billions
wew lad
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>>53348768
Big Brian Cox
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>>53348854
bit rude
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>>53348865
>his team isn't fan owned
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>>53348720
in starbucks at train station right now t᠎bh, look for 5 foot greek goddess with grey winter coat and tan shirt x
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which county is suffers from more transexuality?
cornwall or buckinghamshire?
all sounds a bit haram if i'm honest
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https://twitter.com/coconutoildaddy/status/599597055489744898
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imagine if reincarnation was real

what if glen hoddle was right all along
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opinions lads?

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2660413
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you know why i really hate open gays and trannies lads?

they're happy
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>>53348780
I am ugly and it has destroyed the last bit of confidence I had

I don't even bother in life anymore
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>>53348958
Very good dad desu, don't think mine would talk to me again if he knew how degen i was
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>>53348964
"You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains," he was quoted as saying.

"Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.

"I have nothing to hide about that. It is not only people with disabilities. What you sow, you have to reap."

>if you rule by chaos you reap what you sow
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having a biiiig wank
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>>53348955
delete this
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>>53348964
I really hope it is real
I think about this a lot

>>53349004
I truly hate anyone who is comfortable with themselves
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just took speed and about to go out.

wish me luck
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>walking home
>one of the local drug addicts is following me, carrying a can
>she says coughs and says "excuse me I'm not a drug addict or an alcoholic but I need money to get home because I'm stranded here and I live far away"
>she literally lives near me and I gave her a cig yesterday, she always asks me for cigs
>ask her how much she needs
>she says a quid, so I give her the the money
>"I'm just going to walk with you for a bit"
>she literally walked with me for a good 5 minutes
>then she says "I might need a bit more money, have you got 80p? I'm not an alcoholic I swear"
>lie and say I don't have any money
>"do you think the people in that pub will give me some money"
>tell her they definitely will
>she finally leaves, and shouts back one last time "I'm not an alcoholic, I just need to go home, you believe me don't you?"
>"yeah I believe you"

Fuck I wish she'd leave me alone
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>cut contact with ex-gf from years ago
>still stalking me on LinkedIn to this very day

Small victories lads
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>>53348964
Imagine how shite it would be to keep your mind/memories and be reincarnated as 99% of all other living things.

>die
>wake up as an amoeba

Brilliant.
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>>53348985
she looks hanging m8
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just read an article on British humor and am here to try it out. the end
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OFFICIAL /brit/ MALE GIVEN NAME TIER LIST NOVEMBER 2015 v.1.6

ONE TRUE LORD AND SAVIOUR TIER: BIBLICAL HEBREW NAMES
>zachary, benjamin, daniel, joshua, david

WODEN DESU TIER: GERMANIC NAMES
>edward, richard, robert, carl, alfred

MATER EUROPA TIER: GREEK & ROMAN NAMES
>alexander, luke, cassius, timothy, phillip

DOMINUS REGIT ME TIER: BRITISH MONARCHY REGNAL NAMES
>william, george, james, charles, henry

TOP LADS TIER: BRITISH WORKING CLASS NAMES
>kevin, roger, trevor, harry, fred

POSH CUNT TIER: BRITISH UPPER CLASS NAMES
>oliver, maximillian, leo, rupert, vernon, hugo

LITERAL DOGSHIT TIER: YANK "NAMES"
>hunter, tucker, carter, finn, jayden

ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES TIER: HISTORICAL TRADE "NAMES"
>cooper, clark, fletcher, tyler, fischer

FAITH AND BEGORRAH TIER: CELTIC "NAMES"
>connor, sean, alan, brian, ciaran, aidan

BIX NOOD TIER: AFRICAN AMERICAN VERNACULAR "NAMES"
>demarco, darius, cleavon, terrel, deshaun

OBLIGATORY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TIER: JF "NAMES"
>diego, hans, juan, mohammed, other paki scum names
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>>53347959
>25
wife and a kid

Shit is there a war on or something?
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>>53349131
is that good or bad
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>>53348964
very humorous post
>>53348985
wonder if any of these prozzies are dim enough that you could scam a cheeky phone wank out of them. Like, call them up under the pretence of asking what they'd be willing to let you do to them, all the while surreptitiously pulling your pud.
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>>53349031
"And Harry spoke to them who were gathered on the hill and He said 'A man can only know the Father (Hoddle) through the Son (Kane)'"
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>>53349085
How do you know?
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>>53349028
send me a pic of yourself la, I'll rate objectively

dribebedap@thrma.com
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>>53349083
tell her you'll do it for a blowjob
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if you found out reincarnation was real would you kill yourself?
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>>53349140
my name is ross
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>>53349140
>having such a common name that it appears in a '''tier-list'''

lmao, stay basic mate.
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carlsberg special brew isn't even a bad drink
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>>53349118
bit more spooked by the prospect of losing your memories and becoming a vegetable tbrh
all ur conscience and free will gone just like that without ur consent
look
all gone
all gone
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>>53349144
nah, most of them deal with idiots looking for freebies all the time
>>53349142
bad, if you're going to pay for sex at least get a hot girl
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>>53349191
it would be extremely painful
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The people on twitter have made me lose any hope in the future
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>>53349144
phone sex is a bit shit imo, but sure they're dim enough

some of them are tinfoil level suspicious though, I remember I asked one for a face pic before dropping £200 on her, she sent back a wall of text about trying to scam wank pics out of her for free
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>>53349083
Happened to me a couple of months ago desu, except she was open about wanting a bevvy.

Wonder if these poor women would be desperate enough to suck you off for a tenner. Bet they would.
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>>53348428
Oh god my dick
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>>53349164
Get email updates telling me who's visited my profile when I'm offline.
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>>53349140
both of my names are Monarch tier but my surname is Irish
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need a gimmick
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come to a conclusion lads

If I don't lose my V by the end of the year, I'm going to go to Holland and lose it with a top prozzie.
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>>53348428

My god. Top slag.
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how do i get rid of my cuckholding fetish, lads?
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>>53349266

you don't need to go to holland for that
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any posh slags?
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>>53349266
Watch out for them Dutch slags lad
Got teeth in their fannys I swear to god
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Would you
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going to bed now lads
if im not treated with the respect i deserve tomorrow ill be having words with the administrator to have this place shut down for good
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>>53349300
I know, but it'll feel more right somehow.
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How do I block Twitter on my router

Its literally a giant rage thread
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>>53349222
wew allow dealing with nutters

I disagree about phone sex though desu. I have the most vivid memory of calling a sex chat line in my granddad's living room when everyone was out and I was about 14, only lasted about five minutes but my heart was racing so fast and I nearly best out. To date my best wank ever.
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>>53349300
>>53349312
Hamburg is better than Holland 2bh
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walk on jap, jog on
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>>53349266

>I'm going to go to Holland and lose it with a top prozzie.

Why bother? There's top prozzies here in the UK.

For the price of flights + hotel + hooker you could get a rad one on adultwork dot com.
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>>53349323
She has the head of a literal baby and the body of a skinny lad
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>>53349252
fucking hell, that's terrifying. If that existed for facebook.....wew.
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>>53349213
ukpunting said she was ok and the red hair is a wig

dunno if i trust them though
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>>53349266
literally why kek

why would you pay for a plane ticket to holland and all that when you could just put the money towards a high class escort here and not have to leave the country
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>>53349365
walk on jap, jog on
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>>53349365
walk on jap, jog on
>>
IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6496010
http://strawpoll.me/6496010


^^ VOTE, YOU SCROTE ^^
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>>53349266

Post the area part of your postcode, lad. I'll find you a banging hooker. If you live in London, you'll be able to get something pretty special.
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i had a druggie ask me for money the other night. i knew he was a druggie because he had a IV line in the back of his hand.

quite common among smack heads apparently. they go into a hospital and get it done then discharge themselves so they can use it to get the smack in them without fucking up any more veins.
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>>53349266
>not going to eastern europe
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>>53349380
the blokes on ukpunting just fuck every girl on there, it's a waste of money unless you're hideous. If you see one get a top quality one you couldn't pull IRL
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>>53349438
did you shake his hand
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>>53349367
>>53349392
It's a pilgrimage you cunts. Doesn't have to be Dam, but going abroad would be part of the experience.

>>53349432
E17

>>53349455
Might do, I have contacts there and I speak the language of one country.
>>
I think you should consider one thing: What if consciousness is what creates reality? That our essence is in thought - to observe is to manifest reality?

Quantum physicists are the first people who wouldn't be quick to dismiss my far-flung belief. The Measurement Problem of quantum mechanics means human observation already affects reality -- what if, instead, it EFFECTS reality?

The universe infinitely expands insofar as we search it. A singular unit in a vacuum has no sense of time, as there is nothing else to compare it with for some duration to transpire. Time itself, as a construct of observation, is what underpins the world around us. What if observation IS the world around us?

I've thought about these questions for many years. I'm a second-year college student with life aspirations that take me far away from these things. It doesn't take an astrophysicist to accept the truth in what I've said, though.

One ancient Greek who was close to the enlightenment I've attained was Anaxagoras.
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>>53349266

get a pornstar escort
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>>53349479
of course not. wouldn't touch a dirty bastard like that
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>>53349462

Far left all day, every day.
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>>53349323
It's bad enough doing that to your kid
but taking pictures and posting them online is really, really cruel
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>>53349368
It's a boy
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>>53349266
why on earth, the bible says your v is a sacred thing
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>lottie you hottie
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>>53349424
yeah but lose the 4chan meme speak. I find it obnoxious when I'm not on 4chan
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>>53349266
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiyDsgkodwQ
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>>53349505
Radoslaw.
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>>53349462
>left
>3rd from the left
>2nd from the right

S U R R E Y
U
R
R
E
Y

Also, [only 90s kids will get this meme] was that picture taken with a potato?
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>>53347623
How easily and where should i go to score a brit during summer in london.
i'm white and have green eyes?
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>Hiring a prossie
>Not getting a Rift and a sex game so you can shag all the girls you want in VR

mugs
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>>53349505
it makes no difference you fucking autist, sex is sex

although, mainland Europe does have better better looking hookers than in the UK
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>Slag edition? I'll drink to that
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>I think you should consider one thing: What if consciousness is what creates reality? That our essence is in thought - to observe is to manifest reality?

>Quantum physicists are the first people who wouldn't be quick to dismiss my far-flung belief. The Measurement Problem of quantum mechanics means human observation already affects reality -- what if, instead, it EFFECTS reality?

>The universe infinitely expands insofar as we search it. A singular unit in a vacuum has no sense of time, as there is nothing else to compare it with for some duration to transpire. Time itself, as a construct of observation, is what underpins the world around us. What if observation IS the world around us?

>I've thought about these questions for many years. I'm a second-year college student with life aspirations that take me far away from these things. It doesn't take an astrophysicist to accept the truth in what I've said, though.

>One ancient Greek who was close to the enlightenment I've attained was Anaxagoras.
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>>53349266
theres this special brothel thing where you get 2 golden slags all night for €2k in a hotel room for your first time and all
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>>53349575
depressing
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>>53349602
>calling it a 'rift'

Fucking end it senpai.
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My mate had a gameboy camera
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>>53349505

i literally guarantee you mate that you will be bitterly disappointed if you make some massive deal out of it ie a pilgrimage.
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>>53349462
far right is my gf
not even joking
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eh heh heh heh heh heh~

hey boys~
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>>53349685
post feet
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>>53349683
good taste
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Are there rent boys in the Amsterdam RLD?

Asking for a friend.
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>>53349602
the rift is like £300 on it's own m8, you could get a top quality escort for that
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>>53349505

Mate, fucking a hooker in 'dam is fucking shite and sterile. Spend the same money you would on the trip on a high end escort here in the UK and she'll give you full girlfriend experience. Kiss you and everything.

You'll get none of that in 'dam.
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need a gimmick
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>Should I just say 'fuck it' and become a youtube ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''personality''''''''''''''''''''''''', I think I could exploit the popular backlash against the existing youtube (i.e. vapid, superficial plebs).
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>>53349462
5134627
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>>53349607
No, it would be the culmination of my life so far. A odyssey, alone, to have sex. It would be a glorious and defining experience.

The sex itself isn't that important 2 b h
>>
There is ultimately no probability in how the universe sorts itself, as there is no causation. That the universe is beyond a one dimensional plane is a construct of observation, which means all the etiologies of "probability" are predetermined for existence.

Consider it like this: You're inadvertently ascribing time in your question of probabilities, which is already an absolute machination of the mind. Therefore, the question has no answer as it is written. You must observe that the probabilistic formula is beyond the normative function of what consciousness can observe, because consciousness can only ideate from what it draws upon. A common term, mostly applicable to this concept, is the Collective Unconscious. An observer does not choose outcomes, but they affect the course of observation in a limitless cycle.

There was consciousness before reality in my theory. This is the central premise, and I'm glad you see that. Consciousness can fill in the role of God, who has made these life forms "in his image." This is poignant to me.

I don't know about Hindus, but New Age people tend to fall along these lines. The main difference is that New Age religions seek to justify their metaphysical crises without science or scriptural affirmation. It is rabbinical scholars who more frequently understand, or implicitly agree with, my approach.
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>girl likes me a lot
>not really into her, reject her pretty much
>some months later she gets a bf
>find her attractive and filled with regret

Fucking hell.
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>get sleeping pattern back to normal
>went to sleep on friday night at 11pm
>woke up saturday at 7pm
>head was absolutely banging
>had a brew, fag and some paracetamol and went back to bed
>woke up at 7pm tonight

Absolute piss take lads.
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>tfw no german gf
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hi m8 how you doing
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>>53349505
>it's a pilgrimage

it's a fucking root which you will be awful at. you'll be scared as shit and bust in about 2 minutes flat.

youre carrying on like this is anything. There won't be some big sexual awakening for you. youll cum and pull your now limp dick out of her and be like alri well cya and go home. you
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>>53349767
dont know how you sleep for more than 6 hours 2bh
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>>53349767
>sleeping for 20 hours
what
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>>53349782
wew, those dresses should be mandatory for females globally.
>>
>wanting to fuck prozzies

what are you guys, virgins?
>>
Do Mexicans also realise they are immigrants
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>>53349611

paige
a
i
g
e
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>at house party
>go into bed room
>see this

what do?
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>>53349753
No, you'll be bored, miserable, and waste all your money, stop romanticising, it's the sort of thing sheltered little betas do.

If you want to travel go to Poland or one of the Eastern European countries, go to the clubs and tell girls you're British, you'll probably be able to get a slag there without paying them.
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>>53349782
they're getting bred by the superior paki cock anyway, lad. Don't even bother.
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>>53349728
your gimmick should be to be my best friend
>>
my child has just been born lads
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>>53349850
wonder why it's daytime and her bedroom is outside
>>
think i might have to slap around my oneitis desu

she keeps ditching me for her bf
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>>53349805
>>53349827

Meant to put that I woke up at 7am on saturday, not pm. Think I might have been a bit poorly.
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>>53349842
ha ha, I get it. I read an article on British humor
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>>53349883
>child
lmao
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>>53349836
I'd rather fuck a girl whose job it is to fuck so she's involved than take a girl out to a meal or maybe even two and then fuck her at the risk of her being absolute shit.
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>>53347842
stfu you twat
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>>53349850
>go into bedroom
>it's a garden
fucking glitches man. tank how do you get out here
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>>53349830
True
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>>53349836

Unironically
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>>53349830
is wew the new hnnng? I thought it was originally a word to denote shitposting...
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>>53349883
you excited to be a step-dad?
>>
>>53349505

>E17

Hmm, wonder if this will get flagged as spam. Here it goes!

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2287586

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2323925
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>>53349910
in this day and age it really isn't necessary unless you're very ugly, you can casual sex for free if you use your senses
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>>53349905
get better soon lad

i've been going to sleep at 5am over christmas and I need to get up at 6:30 on monday, probably going to kill myself this week
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>>53349883
>my
lol nice try, cuck
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>>53349891
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>>53349850

>at house party

Never been to one, can't even imagine being at one tbqh.
>>
do pakis have big dicks?
>>
Hume's works on the topic are of great significance.

We distinguish nodes of reality - this water bottle, that carpet, etc etc - through time. Without time - which is conceptually formed by DURATIONS, or the interchange of spatial interaction between items - there can be no distinction between nodes of reality. The water bottle, that carpet, the television -- all are one without time to render space. As time is of the mind's construct, in observation, space is also. There is no space without time, as objects in suspension are one, in the case of the molecules which form the water bottle.

Which is why God forming from a beginning and end, and humans being made in His image, is supreme. Time is a construct of consciousness, which provably renders reality.

Free will derives from the concept of autonomy. As an agent of collective consciousness, you have free will. You do not have the free will to break from your consciousness, however, because your essence precedes time. Insofar as you are concerned, in what rendition of *self* you may construct that is apart from the collective mind, you have free will.

Your nature, lacking essential autonomy in being bound to the vicissitudes of observational etiology, while also being incapable of essential destruction, makes you a perfect being in symmetry. Your essence fits into the cosmic puzzle of existence, beyond time-space, just as your corporeal form may exercise autonomously under this umbrella network of integration.
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>>53349855
>>53349803
>>53349727
None of you understand. It doesn't matter if I enjoy the act itself. It won't make me a man. But it will be the final acceptance of what I am, a pathetic, spiritual being.

It will be about the journey, not the destination. I might kill myself there as well.
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chatting to this bird on tinder lads, longest conversation I've had on there but it's not really going anywhere

how do I go from here to putting my penis in her vagina?
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>>53349836
>what are you guys, virgins?

*raises hand*

chyeah
>>
>>53349906
We have a retard here
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>>53349850
>at house party
stopped reading there
>>
<<BIRMINGHAM 2016 MEET UP>>
reminder for anyone that missed the thread earlier
we'll be meeting outside this starbucks near birmingham new street station at 16:00 GMT
may have a coffee while waiting for stragglers and which point we will head for drinks, possibly starting off at 'The Shakespeare' located very near
i will be wearing a black jacket and dark blue jeans
>>
>>53349966
the looks quality of girls I can pay to fuck matches girls I'd have to put some serious work in to fuck in a casual setting.

it just eliminates guess work, eliminates attraction (unless you're pathetic) and does what it needs to do.
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>>53349961
those are nice girls
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>>53349948
nah, it can mean the same thing when used in response to a picture of a peng girl.

Generally just denotes surprise or incredulity.
>>
Is extra flagds back?
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>>53350020

jus b urself ;)
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>>53350020
ask if she wants to get a drink or if it's going really well and you think she's up for it now ask her over to yours
>>
>>53349850
i would respect her and let her sleep

might even put the bed covers over her too just to make sure shes warm and sleeps cozily...
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>>53349966
yeah the problem is i don't have any senses
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>>53349961
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2323925
>That "English"
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>>53350033
>literal pakis on my brit
>>
posting some italo-disco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFhSJ1KLd3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-n-ibA66h8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz6EijdvyFw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0u8sb9YDf0
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>>53350033
Fucking lol. are these meetups actually a thing?
>>
>>53350033


piss off ranjeet
>>
>>53350038
just go to somewhere in Asia, Philippines or whatever, if you're white and young you can bang cute Asians with barely any effort
>>
>>53350033
would
>>
YES I DO ANAL, come and fuck my ASS , BIG BOY.
AS AM THE QUEEN OF ASS'S
IL ACCOMMODATE IT DEEP
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>reminder for anyone that missed the thread earlier
we'll be meeting outside this starbucks near birmingham new street station at 16:00 GMT
may have a coffee while waiting for stragglers and which point we will head for drinks, possibly starting off at 'The Shakespeare' located very near
i will be wearing a black jacket and dark blue jeans
>>
>>53348679
Except nurses are basically guaranteed work soon as they graduate. There's like no risk whatsoever.
>>
>>53350033
>MEETING AUTISTS irl

iF i WANTED TO DO THAT i'D VOLUNTEER FOR SOME CHARITY SHIT LMAO LEFT CAPS LOCK ON BUT I REALLY CANT BE ARSED TO GO BACK NOW
>>
>>53350083
not in a music listening mood but do value this post. please re-post tomorrow lad.
>>
>>53349961
>Nationality: Romanian
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
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NORTHERN IRELAND MEET UP WHEN?
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>>53350015
mate sex isn't some spiritual shit, especially with a hooker. it's a completely primitive and animalistic thing.

there's nothing divine about cumming in a girls face. it's a primitive fulfilment. the spiritual stuff only comes in sort of when you're fucking someone you love and even then it's more a of connection thing.
>>
>>53350153

>replying to a 30 minute old post

kill yourself
>>
>>53350080
Birmingham's no longer than Muslamic fortress it was in the last few decades.
It's on the up.

>muh new train station
>>
taking some flubromazolam
>>
>>53350175
lad, the best escorts in this country are foreigners
>>
>>53350024
according to the article, once the brit engages in merciless ribbing with a gleeful smile, it's a surefire sign he likes you. so "we have a retard here" in britspeak means "I like this guy"
>>
>>53350098
just a meme
some lads arranged a meet in manchester on new years eve, literally only 1 guy went and was walking around the train station alone for half an hour
>>
>>53350105
I'm not really attracted to Asians though. idk I don't really use prozzies but their services are vastly underrated
>>
>>53350183
The sex isn't fucking important, fucking hell. It's about the journey.
>>
>>53350202
foreigners sure, but romanians are almost universally shit and/or scammers

poles and hugarians are great, but fucking steer clear of romanians at all costs
>>
>>53350191

what and all the mudslimes just disappeared? doubt it sunshine
>>
>>53349961
Wew, bet she's been trafficked, poor dears. :(
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>gucci anal queen
>>
>>53350175

English girls are generally frigid as fuck when it comes to being prozzies.

Foreigners are so much better, plus the accent means it's a lot harder to hear that they're faking the affection.

Always fuck the foreigners.
>>
>>53350015
stop talking like a dramatic 17 year old

trust me as long as you actually make an effort you'll fuck many girls before you die, after like 3 or 4 girls you realise it's no big deal, women are overrated but sex is fun
>>
>>53349961
Well shit, i''m romanian so it might be something to talk about i guess
>>
>>53350191
what absolute horse shit, it's a fucking islamic enclave
>>
>>53350268
see >>53350246
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>>53350287
thief
>>
>>53350287
So you're a paki? A paki on my /brit/?
>>
>>53350246
>romanians are almost universally shit and/or scammers
never understood this meme, I've seen a couple and had no problems

Actually, i think I might have banged lots of Romanians, I heard a lot of them lie about their nationality because they are hated here
>>
i wonder if that qt girl that i like knows that one day ill be the best bf shes ever had and will ever have
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>>53350287
fuck off wheres my wallet cunt
>>
>>53350246
this
plus theyre basically like production line sex
get in, suck, fuck, out
>>
what happened to the brit in tunisia
and the one in russia

anyone remember them
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>tfw sasha hevyn was in the country but i bottled it when i rang up to book a session with her
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describe /brit/ in a sentence lads
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>>53350325
90% of romanians i see have hardsports listed on adultwork, they do that just to get traffic from weirdos

when you turn up suddenly basic shit like nutting in their mouth is a paid extra
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>>53350365
beheaded in mali
beheaded by chechens
>>
>>53350377
the greatest show on turf
>>
>>53350376
who
>>
>>53350377
having a poo
>>
new

>>53350410
>>53350410
>>53350410
>>53350410
>>53350410
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>>53350377
/brit/ is music of the night: to fling yourself around your room to as you psyche yourself for a night of hedonism, for the dance-floor, flirtation, for your desolate heart-stop, for losing it and loving losing it, for the chemical surge in your bloodstream. Its for that lonely hour gently rocking yourself waiting for dawn and it all to be even again.
>>
girls care more about your personality than looks
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>>53349866
k done
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>>53350379
hm, never happened to me, but I am 24 and decent looking 2bh so girls don't mind me haha
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>>53350377
Currently in need of more anime.
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>>53350377
/brit/ more like shit lmao!
>>
>>53350376
literally who?
>>
I've got like 4 different folders filled with 4chan images and it's really hard to find what I'm looking for.
>>
>>53350460
never understood why bagpipes were playing when they landed in london
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>>53350376

knew it would be a fucking tranny
>>
>I have a 'chon folder
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