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I'm hanging out with my gf and her roommates and one of them said that Pepe is her favorite meme
Just came back from the vet.
Time to chill and play some vidya.
>had a dream my gf (I don't have one irl) said she loved another guy so I ran away and fell in love with a SJW protesting for Black Lives Matter
what does it mean?
think it's time for the ol' gym desu buds
rats feeling sick or something?
Gonna play some World of Tanks because I'm there forever
How did you guys feel about Harper?
>implying War Thunder isn't just the same shit with a different coat of paint
Go to the local 7-11, and buy one at the lotto station inside
the numbers are completely random, it doesnt matter what you choose
Dont expect to win, the odds are astronomically against you
>mfw I'm an sjw and haven't told my bf yet
I feel like I'm living a lie.
six months ago I dreamed I was a lesbian girl and rainbow dash from equestria girls (not MLP, the alternate universe where they are teenagers with weird skin) was my best friend
It was wonderful
it isn't even internet, all he needs to do is have the most basic of senses to walk to the local fucking gas station and ask them for a powerball ticket (2 dollars)
That is it, all he needs to do. Anyway I remember this craze 2 years ago when it was approaching half of what it is now. I hope no one who buys a ticket who browses 4chan is seriously serious about winning but doing it for fun.
How new are you honestly? Do you even know why MLP was exiled to their own board or are you just joining in because you're a fucking monkey? The ponyfags were exiled because they spammed every fucking thread with their shit day and night without end, that is why they were hated. I'm not so retarded that I'd never give their shit a chance 5 fucking years later you newnigger.
How the heck do I get a gf, /cum/
I literally have no idea what to say and what to talk about. All the girls I know have bfs and we aren't that close, and I don't really know how to meet qts without a mutual friend
I know but when I was 18 I was all over getting cigarettes when I was stressed. I just can't imagine being so weird and stupid that I couldn't just walk to the store 10 minutes away from me and get some cigs.
>"do you have a gf Anon?"
>pretend smugness to not look like a complete beta fag
>tfw baby boomer sends me a "funny frog frog meme" as a response to one of my texts
>says they got from my 14 year old cousin who shares memes in FB
powers out, its 3 F, and im out of gasoline for the space heater. water in the pipes is almost guaranteed going to freeze overnight.
Once my phone dies I dont think im going to make it. Pray for me
But honestly if you think you aren't getting girls interested in you with that height you're an idiot, I'm several inches shorter and many girls have been interested in me. Don't be a beta, you have to make the first move 95% of the time. Want a gf? Go for it.
¿Qué te he dicho yo? ¿Lo recuerdas?. Te dije que le pusieras ganas a tus post, que les des originalidad, que no publiques mierdas y a pesar todo sigues publicando contenido deplorable. Qué vamos a hacer contigo vengador siberiano occidental de las playas archipiélagas desérticas de Bolivia. Creí que habías entendido, te di una segunda oportunidad para mejorar tus publicaciones, te di la oportunidad de publicar material que engalane y enamore a los ojos de todo miembro de la comunidad, pero la cagaste tucan místico milenario de las mil y una noches arábicas de tutancamon potenciado con kriptonita y cobalto. Solo queda una cosa por hacer y voy a ser breve maldito mequetrefe. No te voy a quitar 1 ni 2 puntos, 10, sí escuchaste bien papu, -10 a tu publicación, desfaveado, desuscrito y me vuelvo a suscribir para desuscribirme por segunda vez, ya no tendrás mi recomendado wacho, otros -10, denunciado, bloqueado y para terminar, porque soy hombre de pocas palabras, sabes que será lo ultimo que haré tigre ucraniano de la península selvática de los glaciares yucatecos? Te iré a dar de trompadas por hacerme hablar tanto. Sé que puede sonar muy rudo pero esto lo hago por tu bien, solo así aprenderas a no publicar excrementos de ocelote tan seguido y para terminar mi comentario, todo esto me duele mas a mi que a ti, lo siento si le dices bye a tu cuenta pero es lo que te buscaste. En este foro todos estamos acostumbrados a leer post de calidad con imágenes y fuente asi que si volvemos a ver un post tuyo te reventaremos el orto de negativos, sin mas ni menos aca te dejo mis +10, agregado a favoritos y reco, te lo ganaste papu. Despídete de tu cuenta, rufián.
>2. Favourite U.S. State
>3. Favourite U.S. President
>4. Favourite U.S. Constitutional Amendment
>5. Favourite Book of the Bible
2. New York (only one I remember visiting)
3. James Madison
I drink ginger ale when eating pizza. My mother always did it so I guess I took after her t b h
Imagine being at Stalingrad
seems unimaginably horrible
Being a sharpshooter sounds comfy desu
Come to the South
Enjoy pulled pork sandwiches and biscuits and gravy
Attractive baptist girls that are nice to look at, but hollow and evil inside
And most importantly, cheap moonshine and high quality marijuana from rednecks in the mountains
>I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
there is a german-american fair each year at the army base here and they sell pulled pork sandwiches and they are so good ;_;
thx m8 do you live in HONGcouver by any chance
I always thought that would be the worst because your basically out there more or less alone
The artillery seems the best to me
>fire from west of the mississippies to the carolinas
>#ResistCapitalism is unironically trending on twitter
FUCKING COMMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY
isn't the most important question upon moving to the us which kind of pizza one prefers?
Is it the thin crust or deep dish one desires?
I will need to try both first before I can make up my mind.
I'm actually super excited you've had one
They're absolutely delicious, I hope there was decent sauce with them. All styles of sauce are good but I prefer Carolina style on pulled pork or Memphis, both are equally good.
I suppose a pulled pork BBQ place would do germany
>and muslims can't eat them so double win
better than the current liberal running our economy. I don't give one fuck about social policies but this cuck is gonna fuck everything even more than harper did with his stimulus packages that lasted about a year at most.
We all know where memes are born.
Redditors are trash, they frequent the most secretly corrupt/biased website on the internet and think they're on the cutting edge of culture. It's run by SJWs and Conde Nast.
They're faggots through and through.
not sure what sauce they had but it was delicious
i also tried some bbq spare ribs and a can of root beer (fucking disgusting tbqh) while listening to a country band consisting of army lads in blue jeans
Come here and get lots of meat and alcohol.
Also legal weed.
All pizza must have anana as a flavour.
I dislike root beer, but Malt beer is great.
>People literally rejecting the most viable political ideology
I won't bore you with details, but there are dozens of unique BBQ sauces across the South. The method of cooking meat is about who can do it lowest and slowest to make it juiciest and tastiest. Some do dry rubs, some are diehard on sauce.
Meat and fire is a big deal over here.
>the most viable political ideology
In a post-scarcity economy, maybe.
We still have to wait a few hundred years until that.
Well I did bullshit my way there, but I would prefer capitalism over socialism or communism.
Should we annex Canada, Ameribros? Trudeau won't gonna do shit about it, and then we get more domestic oil. Name one downside to this.
You are right. Though, right now, which one would you choose for the future of United States?
Annex Canada, if possible annex us too.
German McDonald's coupons.
How are the prices? (EUR:USD is basically 1:1 now)
You and I know that that is the destiny of The Americas, to be united under one flag.
Go to the toilet and try to take a shit.
Watch series or play vidya.
>Why yes I believe in democracy, I'm a bit of a classical liberal if you will
>I believe goverment should be elected only by specific groups of people
The government should not be elected at all
The should receive their power by birth, as is the traditional social structure
>i am a citizen of the united states of america
>believing in mentally retarded shitskins, niggers, chicanos and double-digit IQ subhumans
>He doesn't realize the last 250 years or so of history were a mistake
thanks for reminding me I gotta fedorapost on /brit/
"We just need to make democracy less democratic."
No, that's the last thing she did before leaving.
Reading about Canada's trades market got me down
Literally only have a high school, don't know what to do here, barely found the current employment. Well, I already bitched enough a few nights ago. Now I see welders and plumbers have fulfilling, long work, but also gratifying paychecks
Don't know where to start, who to talk to, internship/apprenticeship, get this/that, learn that, certify that
>mfw redditors try and defend their ugly site filled with content taken from 4chan
I took 4 years of German in high school and I can only remember name of RGB, "My name is___", "I come from___" and "How are you?"
While I know how to keep a boring 10 minute conversation in Italian, without ever laying my hands on any Italian book or course
>thank you based Latin
By the way, what does "X$ per credit" mean, USians?
A credit (also called a credit hour) denotes how many times a week a class meets, or how difficult the class is. For example, a typical degree at my school needs a minimum of 120 credits to graduate, and a normal class is 3 credits. Some science courses can reach the 4 or 5 credit hour range because of discussion or labs.
If the school charges $100/credit and you take 15 credits per semester (a normal amount), then you pay $1500.
From my limited knowledge, he would pass for everything from the Channel to Romania.
From my traveling knowledge around Europe, I would pinpoint him as a Brit or Frenchman. Something "Atlantic"
I guess you could pass as a southern Italian. I'm full spic but some people confuse me for an indian or chink for some reason
>the winners of the powerball (if forced to not be anonymous) will have to conceal as much info about themselves as possible
I can't imagine the stress for the winners. That shit ruins relationships with family and friends in an instant.
I know dude it's so fucking gay
I don't get why in so many states you have to disclose your identity. I'd like move to Europe or some shit to avoid all the stalkers and shit you'd get
>living in "2" bedroom apartment literally split into 2 separate apartments so it would cost $1000 dollars less
>still $1200 a month
>can't afford a car to move to a cheaper state.
What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
Nobody mentioned Jesuits. You're saying that Protestants are good because they're not Jesuits and Jesuits are bad? But not being bad doesn't necessarily make something good. And why Jesuits?
America was founded by protestants you idiot, who are we to shit all over a protestant country like a bunch of niggers because we aren't protestant? Most people are protestant in this country, don't be a faggot.