I can confirm that most britbongs have terrible teeth, even those in the upper class.
I can confirm that American and Anglo men are feminine, and even more so than Scandinavians.
However the chav stereotype U WOT M8 is false and I've never met one in my entire life
>americans are fat
Only immigrants and blacks have over-the-line obesity issues(black women in America are the fattest demographic on Earth). Americans(not blacks or spics) have an obesity rate on level with the UK(~25%)
American obesity is more regional, with the center and the inland South of the country having pervasive obesity, and among our obese population, if you're fat, you are usually with higher level obesity. There's a lot of polarity here between having normal BMI and and of being a literal lardass.
Not gonna lie, the polarity thing is real though.
I own a Lederhosen
I like Knödel
I love beer
I can't speak Standard German even if I try
I'm almost invisible in a crowd in my hometown
Is that pic WA or AK?
Love both either way
I can comfirm clapping in theaters
Clapping doesn't happen on planes though
Also, I would say roughly half of americans are actually decent people and aren't loud/ignorant assholes
Those aren't servicemen.
Just regular dudes with guns.
Every Finn is a bydlo to a degree, no matter how they try to hide it with edgy fashion or voting greens.
socal girls are obnoxiously annoying and loud and always act like innocent vulnerable impressionable children even when they're 40
but they're hot so w/e
most of us are alcoholic
yes there are spiders and animals everywhere (today a kangaroo just bounced into the literal center of town, and my town isn't even small)
yes it gets unreasonably hot, there is no water in the air here so everything just dries out and dies
yes the girls are loose
yes everyone is outgoing
abbos, mainly up north, mainly homeless
not sure there is really much to deny desu
After Paris, Brussels is the biggest shithole of Europe. And it has been a shithole for the last 50 years, the international media is just now finding out.
Basically if they speak French in a big city, it's a shithole you should avoid.
I do genuinely have an aunt, uncle, and two cousins who are excessively religious rednecks. Only one of the cousins is not morbidly obese. I'm talking really really fat, like "take up the whole row at church with 4 people" fat. It's not as common as the assholes up north and in Cali (where assholes are a state icon) make it seem, but you can find that type of household in the Southern US.
They're really nice people, just fat and kind of dumb.
I smoke a lot
Red meat is the main part of my diet
I go skiing every week
I have 23 firearms
According to my doctor I am an alcoholic but so is everyone else so it doesnt matter
I'm quite racist
I have a bunker in my house and at work
When I go on holiday people ask me if I am German and I get angry
I have shares in red bull
I'm a Protestant, not a Catholic
I am not sexually attracted to my family
I don't have a tractor despite living in Vorarlberg
I can speak German properly if I wish
Confirm I do own guns, love burgers, am religious, and hate muslims
I'm not a hamplanet nor have I been shot
Austria was the first victim of Nazi Germany and we sacrificed ourselves to save our Alpine brothers from the misery of German rule.
When I was at school in the 80s and 90s this was the official line. No one believed it but we all recited it. As for neo Nazis there are a few but the police usually shut them down quickly.
People clap at movies.
People sometimes clap when planes land.
People do frequently open-carry but the people who do it are the ones who wear camo t-shirts and sunglasses walk around like they're kind of the world and are trying to dare people to say something about it.
Abominable eating habits, it's not unusual for people to put ranch dressing or salt on pizza, everything has to be loaded with salt and sugar for most people to eat it. I've seen obese mothers giving their babies (not kids, literal babies) bottles of Coke to shut them up.
Tipping everywhere, it is expected for certain services but I've seen people genuinely believe that we tip the front-desk workers at gyms, I don't know how much of a meme it is.
Rednecks being retarded and inbreeding, it's a stereotype from centuries ago that butthurt leftists still throw around. Most "redneck" types are actually simple, nice people.
Most of the American stereotypes are based on what you'd see in lower-class midwest (flyover land) or the south (a complete mess, and I say that as someone who lives there).
>people genuinely believe that we tip the front-desk workers at gyms, I don't know how much of a meme it is
That's a /fit/ meme to trick autists into making fools of themselves in the gym.
>People clap at movies.
I think this is a regional thing. I always thought the Americlaps thing was completely made up until I saw dawn of the planet of the apes out in NYC last year.
On top of what this guy said:
I and most people I know love having barbecues. Although we call them prawns, not shrimp and I don't think I've ever seen anybody cook them on a barbecue in my entire life.
Lots of people drink, use recreational drugs or both.
There are shitloads of Asians in Sydney and Melbourne; Brisbane to a lesser extent. Outside of those cities their population thins out a lot.
Casual racism is definitely a thing, but not as serious and widespread as people like to pretend it is.
There's plenty of dangerous plant and animal life, but it's out in the wilderness and most Australians hardly ever see any of it and many never do.
Despite all the shit about the bush and the outback, most of our population lives on the coastline. You can even drive from a lot of country towns to the coastline inside of a day.
I only know one man named Bruce.
That happens here, too.
brussels is full of eurocrats and third world immigrants, no ethnic belgians live there anymore.
and that's why all ethnic brusselaars have moved in the periphery of brussels, causing as a side effect, the linguistic conflict (pushing french) in hal vilvoorde area
I'm butthurt because the Danih national thread is on /b/ and I don't really go there. Also the sense of etitlement that follows being a welfare state with nigh-zero corruption. We think we're beter than you, which goes against most of our culture but you don't know that so you can't call us un this bullshit.
Depends on your sallary. for no work you get the complementary Drink your Problems Away package but most luxuries cost a lot. Very peaceful though not too much crime.
Wasn't trying to be a prick back to you guys. It's just that with a few rare exceptions, anytime I see either a Danish or Norwegian flag on here, the person that the flag belongs to is being a cunt. Almost without exception. Honestly the only people I see on here that are worse are Japanese and South Africans.
Guys there's no way to reliably estimate this, give it a rest, would ya? Regardless of which group is the most manly on average it implies very little about any one member of that group.
I actually second this in some way, every American exchange student I've met have been effeminate as fuck.
Most of them were capable of handling their bants though, and made several jokes on american stereotypes, especially mass shootings
all 3 of these assertions are objectively incorrect
where the fuck in the UK are you from?
Frequent use of the word cunt.
Vidya games costing over $70.
Severe under reaction to living in a hive of killer animals.
Hurting the feelings of the former admin of a Babylonian masonry board.
>Frequent use of the word cunt.
Amongst friends, yes, it's a form of endearment. In normal society though, no.
>Vidya games costing over $70.
At gaming stores, yes, eg. Swbf3 is $80, but our dollar is weaker then the USA.
>Severe under reaction to living in a hive of killer animals.
I guess so. People in country towns are used to being aware of dangerous animals, so it becomes second nature. The main cities are just like any other western city, just with huntsman spoidahs, that are massive, but harmless and kill roaches and flies.
No, most people like emus. I think they're funny as fuck in the way they behave. Inb4 chucked by emus
Australians on 4chan certainly like it. I really enjoy getting Americans wound up over gun control.
>Hurting the feelings of the former admin of a Babylonian masonry board.
I wasn't on 4chan when that happened, but I apologise to the Cambodian cave painting admin.
Any more? I'm here for a bit.
While walking down the streets you can hear rasta music playing, people are tall and black.
Most twats are butthurt about Russia.
People don't like Poland just 'cuz.
People are suicidal.
Any legit stereotypes?
Given the choice between /balt/, I guess Latvia since we share a border with them and not Eesti beesti, so we do more stuff together. Other than that I honestly couldn't pick.