everyone post a screenie of their /balk/ folder
everyone demand a rare meme from it
who here /oxide/
if he was immortal balkans would be a better place honestly, my grandpa once shook hands with him!
>rich enough to colonize anything
>start shit over abkhazia
>start shit over south ossetia
>nearly get genocided cos retarded president eats his tie for breakfast instead of real food
>so many of these are about us
kek, we're just 2-3 posters and you're already obsessed
What do you think about synthetic meat replacing real meat in the near future /balk/ ?
The Thil'riak people have lived here so long they have interbreeded with the humans of this planet, resulting in subhumanity for their race. The abominations of half Thil'riak and half human are called the "Armenians" and "Circassians" these are the low borns and usually incite unrest because they will not be redeemed back to the mother planet since they are tarnished by human blood.
Victory to Georgia and the descendants of Thil'riak supremacy, may Tir¨waj be with them.
I should've posted the pic directly
ok i'll do an autism count
32/100 tatar memes
23/100 makke memes
15/100 shqip memes
8/100 romanian memes
7/100 greek memes
3/100 serb-involving memes
3/100 turk-involving memes
9/100 other memes
>autism the post
it was from when some portunigger was arguing with a greek a few weeks ago
kek does anyone have the meme screen cap from a movie where 1 guy (bulgar flag) is surrounded by 100 guys (greek, serb, romanian flags) and there's a text on top saying something like "gangbang yolo"?
No such thing exists.
I'm not sure that it's /balk/ or if it is I forgot why.
N-no. She's Swedish.
>tfw you'll never have a Swedish gf
Makes me very miserable.
Balkan people are pretty ugly desu even when you set the blonde/blue eyed thing aside.
it's been a long time since I was in love
why are you automatically assuming that it's a girl
yeah unless you use a remailer to send mail, or a shit-tier mail service like mailinator, to read mail
you can generally click on "display source" and the sender's IP is there
though i don't think it works that way with hotmail. it just shows an american IP no matter where you send the mail from.
mine is semi-pale but with perfect natural blonde hair but not piss yellow, beautiful pale yellow which matches her glorious skin, and oddly brown eyes but go perfectly with her hair/skin combo
ask not for a gf, but for a defunct prefrontal cortex, so that you cannot feel that feel
>tfw no planets in muh astro chart in the houses representing relationships and family
feels good man
>NO SHES NOT MY GF :( I know her but I'm afraid if I ask her out and she rejects me i'll kill myself
I'm in the same position. Talking to her causally for 3 months. She finally starts looking me in the eye and laugh while speaking to me but I have no idea what should I do to make her sure I'm interested in being her companion in this shit called life.
idk niggers, just check your inbox for mails received from gmail, click on mail source, grab the IP and post the IP in google to see if it's coming from america or wherever else..
Bosanci su prave Illira, sjebene Albanci su prave cigani
im always scared that such a goddess that is surely sent by the heavens themselves to be god's image of a perfect female on earth will think of me a 180cm tall 95kg fatass as a nuisance nothing more
i'll try maybe in a month
180cm/95 kg is not that bad, just try to lose 8kg and you're good
no way, im182 and 75 but i look slim, the fucker just needs to lose some kilos and he's all set
its not even about her perfect body, its also about most beautiful face in the world and sweet personality
now a days im too busy with work *cough im the supermarket guy cough*
i cant find time to go to gym every day
is it acceptable nowadays to take a girl to a coffee or to see a movie ? I was in turkey(in Istanbul) in 2003, 2007 and 2010 and with each visit there were less and less burqua people so I guess you're modernizing
>i look slim
you don't need to work out to lose weight. Cutting calories is equally (if not more) effective. I lost like 4 kgs just by cutting calories, even though I used a very inappropriate method.. Like not eating intermittently over 1 day. Look up intermittent fasting.. I stopped doing that because I was getting nosebleeds after a while, which I attribute to vitamin defficiency (eating healthy is can be quite expensive here).
and remember.. thermodynamics are laws of physics.
>i cant find time to go to gym every day
you dont need to go every day even once per week is better than not at all lad even if you just make ten situps every day at home thats seventy in a week 300 month 3650 a year you didnt do because of the way you think justdoit.jpg
you crush your enemies in order to get their women though just ask him>>53338651
>even though my body is deteriorating from being a lazy fuck, i still look bretty good
use the 1/30 system to rate bitches
1-10: unsexy to sexy ugly bitches
11-20: unsexy to sexy aight bitches
21-30: unsexy to sexy model-tier bitches
I know a guy named Trayvon, he's black with no sister. My name's not Trayvon, I live in New Hampshire, & am a Pharmacist. Your name is mustafa, you live in Macedonia, and work at a light bulb factory.
here you go you memeing fuck
just got done with the todays bubreg extraction
>is feeling hopeless
You dumbass underage faggot.
do urself an astro chart and post pic
maybe u have lots of empty houses in ur chart which means ur not meant to stress and develop in those fields in this life because uve already done it in a past life t b h
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense changes in the very fabric of society. Many accepted institutions may pass away or be born anew. The good of the community as a whole will be stressed and individual rights may come under attack. This will possibly be a period of decay that will lead to a new order.
new world order confirmed
Seveda smo civilizirani. Naš dobri sloves nima enega samega madeža. Kar daj, nameri svoj najboljši udarec. Mi smo bolj kot ne popolni. Btw, prilagam sliko sebe in svoje harmonike (ravnokar sem na njo zaigral nebalkanski valček. Sranje je bilo TAKO denar).
Ameri can't what? Ameri can't make $100,000 a year? Because I do. (; Go back to sucking kebab dick using yogurt for lube you fucking Serb wannabe. Focus on fixing your country, not talking to your only friends on 4chan.
Haha, ti me razumeš. Kralj! Ja, takrat v štiridesetih letih, ko se je delila italijanska zemlja, so od nas izsilili eno istrsko medrečje, tako da zdaj nimamo Umaga za letovanje. Ampak nas Slovence so itak vsi okoliški narodi vedno zastraševali in silili v neugodne kupčije. Temu je pač tako, če si majhen in miroljuben.
HEJ BRIGADE HITITE
GNEZDA BELIH POGDAN, CRNIH PSOV!
HEJ MASINCA ZAGODI NAJ ODMEVA POVSODI NAS POZDRAV IZ SLOBODNIH GOZOD!
CEZ POLJANE POZGANE TJA DO BELE LJUBJANE NASA VOJSKA PRODRE KOT VIHAR!
DOKER TU SO BRIGADE, KDOR ZEMLJO NAM UKRADE? NA SLOVENSKEM SMO MI GOSPODAR!
literally masterrace, I wish to own a house in Slovenia one day god bless you slovenes best people in Europe
im that sloveneboo faggot im sure you've seen me before
I will kill any one who tries to hurt slovenia
Tudi mi v Sloveniji cenimo Makedonijo in Makedonce, ker vas imamo za nam podobne: majhni, miroljubni, brez mafijske kulture okoliških dežel. Morda ta je slika malo idealizirana (npr. zadnjič je tu na /int/-u en Hrvat trdil, da je Skopje nevarno mesto), ampak Makedoncev sploh ne uvrščamo med čefurje skupaj s srbohrvaško govorečimi. Bulgarov tudi ne, če malo pomislim. Vi ste nam premalo poznani, da bi vas lahko stereotipizirali.
бacкeтбoлиcт - Кълчи бaджaк
гpaнaтa - бapyт кюфтe
бизнecмeн - чaлъм eфeнди
вилицa - чaтaл
aлпиниcт - дyвap cepceм
aлпиниcт - бaиp бyдaлa
aлпиниcт - бaш бaиp бyдaлa
виcoкoплaнинcки джeнтълмeн - пoмaк
бopeц (aмa иcтинcки, дeмeк cпopтиcт пo бopбa) - тeпих шaшкън
Boйнa и миp - Пaтaклaмa и paхaтлък
бoкcepки - paзвeй тaшaк
гъз глaвa зaтpивa - aнycъ кeпepe cepceмин
вeликaтa фpeнcкa бypжoaзнa peвoлюция - кoджa фpaнceз фyкapa кютeк
вeликaтa фpeнcкa peвoлюция - кyджa Фpaнce пaтaклaмa
гeнeкoлoг - тaшaк мюфтия
бялo мope - биac гьoл
зaпaлкa - чaкмaк
Cancel - ceктиp
cтyдeнт - китaп бyдaлa
paдиo-кaceтoфoн - caндък гюpyнтия
pицap - тeнeкe бaбaит
pицapят нa пeчaлния oбpaз - тeнeкe бaбaит, кaхъp cypaт
кaceтoфoн - гюбeк щaйгa
кaceтoфoн - джaнгъp чeкмeджe
кмeт - кyпoнлъ eфeнди
кoжeнo якe - бaлтoн гюpyк
кypвa - кaлдapъм гювeндия
Error ! (зaглaвиe нa cъoбщeниe зa гpeшкa в Windows) - Caкaтлък !
Fatal Error ! (зaглaвиe нa cъoбщeниe зa фaтaлнa гpeшкa в Windows) - Бaш caкaтлък !
пapaшyтиcт - чaдъp бaбaит
пapaшyтиcт - чapшaф бyдaлa
мaнeкeнкa - кaлдapъм кoкoнa
oбeдни нoвини - хaбep пo икиндия
пpoзявaнe - дaхъни пpaхъни
пpocтитyткa - кaлдapъм кoкoнa
пиoнepcки pъкoвoдитeл - йoзбaши кapмaзъ пeшкиp пичoaлap
пиoнepчe - къpмъзъ пeшкиp пишлeмe
Плoщaд “Cлaвeйкoв” - Чypyлик мeгдaн
пoлицaй - кoнaк чyкyндyp
пoлицaй - бaлък фypaжкa
oпoзиция - кypнaз cypия
мoднo peвю - ceиp бaджaк
мyтpa - eничъpлъ бyнaк
IRON MAIDEN - Teнeкe Хaнъм
нe дpъзни дявoлa - дyp бaзик шapкaн бaбaнa caкaтлък
Пeлe (фyтбoлиcтa-лeгeндa) - кapa тoпcepceм бyдaлa
мecap - джyлaн мюфтия
пeдepacт - хaнъм eфeнди
caмypaй / нинджa - opиз кaлпaзaн
Cвeтни лaмпaтa - Бacтъp кoпчe лaмпa aпaджac
cпepмa - yй чopбa
Coдa бикapбoнaт - Шиpин Кapнoбaтлъ (имeтo нa cъпpyгaтa нa Aхмeд Дoгaн)
cъбpaниe - зopлeм кaлaбaлък
ceкpeтapкa - бъзикня хaнъм
тpaвecтит - гьoтвepeн кoкoнa
yмиpaй тpyднo 2 - зopлeн пaтлъдъ eки
тeлeвизop - ceиp чeкмeджe
тeлeвизop - caиp бaбaнa
тeлeвизop - caндък киpиз
тeлeвизop - ceиp caндък
Windows 98 - Джaм-кypниз 98
ZORO - кapa бyдaлa eфeнди
eлeктpoнeн чacoвник - диджитaл caaтли
Двaмa ce кapaт тpeти пeчeли ! - Двaмa кaндъpмъ пaтaклъмъ, тpeти кяp !
диcтaнциoннo - диcтaнc кoмaндъ
Дoн Кихoт, pицapят нa пeчaлния oбpaз - Кихoт eфeнди, кaхъp cypaтлъ бaбaит
over here he says it
in bulgarian it comes from ai (de) z (nachi), which p much mean "oh, come on / of, ffs", but it sounds like whatever he says too
дъвкa “Typбo” - cyпep чиклeт бyлaмлъ
дeбeл чoвeк - бoк тoлyмбa
Чepвeнo Mope - Къpмъзъ Гьoл
Чepнo Mope - Кapa Гьoл
чao-дoвиждaнe - гюлe-гюлe
чopбap - кaхp бaбaнa
чopбap - кapмaз кaхp бaбaнa
чepвeнaтa шaпчицa - кapмaзъ кacкeт
чepвeнaтa шaпчицa - къpмъзъ кaлпaк (пишлeмe),къpмъзъ кacкeт (пишлeмe), къpмъзъ фec (пишлeмe), къpмъзъ чaлмa (пишлeмe)
Ha cвeтoфapитe в Typция: чepвeнo - дyp; жълтo - явaш явaш; зeлeнo - юpyyyyyyш
Чepвeният cкopпиoн 2 - Кapмaзъ бpъмбъp eки
mp3 - eм пe юч
Oбeдинeнa бългapcкa бaнкa - Apкaдaшлъ бyлгapиcтaн бaнкacъ
дeцaтa нямaт cпиpaчки - пишлeмe йoк кoнтpa
дeцaтa нямaт cпиpaчки (нa цигaнcки) - чaвe нeнaйcи фepoдo
кoмпютъp - aкъл caндък
I'm sure you know how to use baking soda and vinegar, it's the only science experiment you'll be able to afford, along with the only food you're able to afford.
S. Sandi who worked at mcdonald's in high school
ne vem brate, mogoče nekoč
my slovene is abomination something between slovene n serbocroat, but I want to learn it properly, since I fuckin love the language
speaking of learning slovene wheres that croat language faggot to send me his files on slovene
oh I see I wrote "i to je to" instead of "in", always mix shit up with serbocroat
>mfw I posted that pic
You should be grateful I supply you with a steady stream of Make laughing material.
>mfw guaranteed (You)s
Well apparently we have over 10k people in Slovenia, it's probably our biggest diaspora in europe. But they have kosovars lel
>biggest diaspora in europe
and yeah they have a few kosovo shits but they normally just sell icecream, insignificant number of them
>tatarstan not even on the list
serbshit removal propaganda ;_;
*težek (also težak)
trd = hard in consistency (like a rock)
težak/težak = physically heavy or intellectually/physically demanding
If you really get along with your Slovene studies someday, make use of SSKJ (slovar slovenskega knjižnega jezika) which is available free online in its entirety. I often do so myself, because Slovene is a language that is relatively rich in expression, but that doesn't get used to its full potential by most people cause we're small and lack self-confidence as a culture.
ive been a sloveneboo for years :DD it's probably my favorite language and country in the world for various reasons
I assume it counts the people who identify as macedonians, which shqips usually don't, but no fuckin idea, I can guarantee we have several tens of thousands in Germany and Australia tho
I think I life Ausfailian FYROMians best, the level of retardation there is outstanding. They are the true antichki, and I believe they've contributed significantly to the steering of the policy of FYROM-proper into deep retard territory.
No but I'm pissed, my dad is in business and travels a lot, he told me swiss think of macedonians as kosovars. They even banned people with our citizenship from owning guns there like serbs and croats. So many shqips left with our passports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqY3vHK-oW4
who gives a fuck, swiss are retarded for letting in so many shqips into their country, they have more than us in number, its pathetic, and frankly I don't give a fuck what swiss think