>wake up >the best country doesn't exist

>>53316246
Wouldn't even be mad.

That country needs a truly memetic new language

I'd suggest mixing finnish, danish and dutch

>>53316398
I suggest Latvian

>>53316246

Population? Could be a superpower.

>>53316398

Isn't Estonian the even memer version of Finnish?

>>53316246
Only if the baguettes are expelled from Wallonia and Brussels tbqh.

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>>53316246
would live in this

>>53316398
Sooo... Frysian?

>>53316447
delet this

>>53316398
So we'll mix estonian, frisian and polish?

I'd be okay with this desu. Iceland should join tho.

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what

>>53316633
and slovenia, we need mediterranean access

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>>53316246
>Baltniggers
>Slavs
>Scandishits
>Fucking BELGIANS
No.

>>53316246
Poland exist tho

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For the Glory of the Emperor!

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If Sweden won at Poltava

>>53316725
Don't forget the trouble you got yourself in by allying the muscovites. Winged hussars didn't take shit

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>>53316725
Shit endeavour, should have stayed under Denmark.

>>53316834
I just realized if we won at poltava the dutch might be either big as fuck because they could eat up part of Germany, or they'd speak french cause the french wouldn't have any Germans to worry about.

>>53316993
Yeah except the Danes ruled everything from Denmark and prioritized Denmark and stuff. Had it not been for their dumb dano-centric king we wouldn't have split up and would be big af and hopefully not sweden yes right now.

>>53316993
>not playing sweden and playing with those sweet infantry bonuses

>>53316246
Fug, don't remind me

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>>53317077
>Danes ruled everything from Denmark and prioritized Denmark and stuff
See no problem here. Look at what Sweden has turned into on its own.
>>53317088
>Playing same old boring i-win strategy
I dropped this particular game because Denmark-Scandinavia with trade was ridiculously overpowered. I imagine forming it as Sweden would be boring from the very start.

>>53316725
>värmland is part of svealand
Who the fuck made ths shitty map?

>>53317432
Also
>gästrikland is part of norrland
>skåneland isnt a thing

>>53317346
Fair enough. I've had all the blobs you can think of, and some more unlikely blobs that are just unreasonable.

Norwegean Americas was one of my favourite games ever, and what to think of Great Slavia united under the Serbian banner, ruling everything from Switzerland to Mesopotamia and from Malta to Siberia

>>53316434
Not quite sure, but should be around 180-200 million

>>53317432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXPPMYyJl-g
Gjord av en Finne

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>>53316246

>Baltics
>Wallonia
>Poland
>Czech Republic
>Slovakia
>Hungary
>Kalingrad

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more reasonable

>>53317543
Also
>vasa coat of arms in flag
They died out several decades before Narva

>>53317553
Did you try Novgorod in the new patch? I keep getting #rekt by Muscovy.

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>>53316993
>eu4

>>53316398
Tet ville vääre en meghet floot taal :D

>>53316621
Ktõre pysmia partso vadne kena :D

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>>53316246
>Baltics
>Slavs
>Magyars
>Belgium
>Germany
>Sweden

The majority of the countries are economically inferior, but atleast slavs and magyars have potential.
Sweden and Germany are lost causes, we don't even want Skåne because of how fucked up Malmö is.

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>>53316398
What about Czech for maximum vowel less meme language?

>>53317805
I have not yet. Sounds like a game to ally Union poland. Stomp Baltics and Teutons. Maybe even ally some steppe nomad for the heck of it

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The hidden northern mediterrania

>>53318099

How do you even speak that? Are all czechs reptilians?

>>53318163
Whats up with the naming on the right? Were the Romans autistic? Sounds like the shit you'd hear from Harry Potter

>>53318220
you exiles wouldn't recognize civilization if it shat you in the face

>>53318304

I don't even know where your country is. Your civilization clearly isn't even important enough where Americans know about it.

>>53318184
Its really not hard desu

>>53318354
You don't need to know where I am. Just know that I'm making money from the money you make.

>>53318354

dont talk shit about the dutch m8
americans not knowing where your country is isnt exactly surprising

>>53318354

>americans are proud of the fact that they are bad at geography

>>53318083
you need us to protect the southern border
t. expert kebab remover

It would be glorious.

>>53316398

You know as well as I that there's one language that would unite the nations in OP while being practical. Pro-tip - you're typing it :^)

>>53318665
It's a great business to be in, but you should start outsourcing kebab removal to the kebabs. All the true westeners are giving it a try and soon Saudi vs Iran will show it works like a charm.

>>53316246
Surely I will cry

>>53317697

>subverting UK's natural defences
>reasonable

You'll have to claim it

Would migrate to

>>53318763
this
the only ones better at killing sandniggers than whites, are the sandniggers themselves

>>53318755

also there would be no arguing if you use English as its not an official language of the others

>>53316246
Remove Russia

>>53317697

m8 we're one country dont rip us apart take us all or leave us be

>>53318450

we're talking about the netherlands not the german dutchland

>>53316246
I'd vote for that.

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>>53318963
>german dutchland

>>53318304
You toothpaste making motherfuckers wouldn't recognize a continent if it shat you in the face

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>>53316503
Yes

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>>53319399
We discovered the clay you stand on when you make up your shitty memes

>>53319472
Hey our memes are the best. We even had one as our leader

>>53317697
Leave our Scottish clay alone you Swedish fuck
:<

Just united Mitteleuropa would be fine

>>53316725
>just fuck my battles up

>>53316398
muh vowels
æoåâöüoeoueuauoe

>>53319634
Bob "got another beer mate?" Hawke, I presume?

>>53316246
drop the huns in favour for slovenes and im in

Denmark is gonna be the next superpower

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>>53323595
It always was.

>>53316246
Would be great desu. The west will help the east develop economically and the east will keep cuck parties out of the government.

>>53321472
+ á é í ó ú ů ě ę ą

What shall be our captial, lads?

>>53324777

Königsberg

>>53324777
vienna

i want to be germanic so mad. atleast i have a flemish gf ):

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Why would Russia have access to the Baltic Sea?
Would 'Central Europe' be too pussy to control their own oversized lake?

>>53325526
Nukes

>>53318083
Poles are germanic.

Proud Vandal here.

>>53318963
Are there school in the USA?

>>53317697
Scots are less Nordic than the North of England lol

>>53324888
Królewiecberg.

>>53325807
Koningsberg

>>53324777
Kobenhavn

>>53325807
Königswiec

>>53325841
'no'
>>53325869
That's better

wiec - means assembly in polish
konig - king in german

NICE 2BH LAD

Královec

>>53326014
No thanks. Czech is even more memier than Finnish.

>>53324777
Berlin.

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>>53326105
>swedish flag
>proposes Berlin

>>53316246
How should we name that country?

>>53326216
United Memes of Finland.

>>53326139
>polish flag
>

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>>53326216
NORDICA SUPERIOR

>>53326286
t. Polish colony

>>53316246
Republic of West Europe and Poland

>>53316447
Yes it is

>>53316559
Confirmed

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>>53316246
Fuck off subhuman dogs with your fucking muslims.

Leave Belgium and Luxembourg alone

Massive oil and gas shortage I would imagine.

>>53316246
>Including Austri
>Leaving Switzerland out

why

>>53326516
Nice improvement. The average GDP per capita just went up quite a bit.

>>53326568
>le eternal neutrals

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>>53325915
King's assembly sounds badass, That should be it, ignoring the fact that it is currently a depressing shithole. We can rebuild it.

>>53326516
rude

>>53326288

Look at that face and expression

Absolute madman

>>53326607
>Nice improvement. The average GDP per capita just went up quite a bit.
That's not the only thing that changed.

>>53326692
pay denbt

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>>53326216
Scandia

>>53326714
we don't have any.

>>53326692
yea the unemployment rate went down.

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>>53318220
>writing in their mother tongue
>writing like Harry Potter's book
>mfw

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>>53318099
>The vowels
>Where are they

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>>53326967
Give them back, you thief

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>>53318099
I'm not even mad

what does the sign say?

>>53316654
Why? To import niggers?

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>>53326997

>>53326442
You mean Central Europe and Scandinavia ?

How would this be governed. Maybe like Austria-Hungry?

This is unironically the empire I create whenever I play as the Germs in Civ 2bh.

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>>53318220

>>53326216
Germanowendic Empire

>>53324777
Danzig

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>>53327069
>>53327037