Proposed country

Let's feel good together :3

>>53312759
> Proposed national language: English
into the >>>/trash/ with your idea

>>53312759
>Proposed national language: English
You mistyped "Finnish" there,

>>53312759
Sounds good all but the language part.

>>53312927
no Hans, they all speak English very well. It's the obvious pick

Country name: Norway
Areas included: see map
Proposed national language: Norwegian
Total population: somewhat less than 26 million because we genocided the muslims, there's probably between 500k and a mill muslims to take care of

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>there are 26 million cuckdinavians in europe

>>53313071
Actually just 20 something million.

>>53312759
>Proposed national language: English
You misspelled Arabic.

>>53313151
rude, not all muslim asylum abusers speak english

Include greenland

Would we be more prosperous as a larger country? America, Russia and China appear to be, pardon the expression, taking it up the ass.

>>53313185
26m isn't that much. And our gdp per capita ppp would be at least 48 000, which is pretty decent.

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>>53312759
No thank you.

Also, change proposed national language to Old Norse.

>>53313185
We could just extend the nordic council. It's not like Norwegians fisherman and Finnish deer hunter want to vote for same parliament. Then there's the question of royalty.

>Finland
>Scandinavia

>>53313307
The Nordic council has too much power over us as it is.

Immigrants can move through our countries without passport.
Tomorrow they could swarm Finland if they wanted to.

>>53313307
Just keep them all so our capital has tourism besides watching red-faced knegare try to pretend the cold isn't so bad. We'll crown a king of finland Hollywood style, should bring a lot of people.

>>53313352
>the russians still want to liberate finland

>>53313359
I don't need to bring my passport to go to Iceland? I can just fly there and start driving around as I please?

>>53313307
>nordic council
>official languages: swedish, norwegian, danish
>no finnish

How about we leave these retarded fucks completely and let them embrace islam? I'm sure that council will have arabic as official language sooner than finnish.

>>53313352
once swedish territory always swedish territory

>>53313456
You can't drive legally.
And if you try you'll die.

>>53313500
Doesn't that depend on where you drive though?

>>53312759
Finland is not a Scandinavian country. When Finland is included, the group is called Fennoscandia.

>>53313500
What do you mean?

>>53313538
+++

>>53313529
You're probably going to die driving outside of Reykjavík right now.

>>53313588
I drove outside of Reykjavik in summer though, i guess that only applies to winter climate?

>>53313543
It's dangerous, roads are narrow, land is shit.

You'll probably get into a car crash within 10 minutes.

>>53313611
Its safer in the summer.
Still easy to get into a car crash for foreigners, happens too often.

>>53312759
If you switch the proposed language from english to Swedish, then sure.

>>53313640
Only thing i crashed into was a goose that couldn't lift off fast enough.

>>53312759
>Proposed national language: English
No

>>53313643
Just make a standardized scandinavian and have regional languages that are taught in the different states inside the country.

>>53313538
Parts of Finland do belong to the scandinavian peninsula. Scandinavia is just a made up thing, and you can pretty much include anyone you want in it. Depends on the context, from historical/cultural point of view Finland shares more with Scandinavians than Estonian, who are linguistically and genetically closer to us.

>>53313307
it's 2016 it's time to move away from monarchy

>>53313538
>>53313580
Stop trying to keep us apart from our brothers, Finland belongs in our group

>>53312773
This

>>53312773
build giant sauna

Proposed suicide: OP

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>>53313721
Th-thank you sverigebro

>>53313619
I'll be fine. I meant the "legally" part? What's that?

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>>53312759
Country name: Cascadia
Areas included: see map
Proposed national language: English (but perhaps some bastardized version of Latin and English to really establish a regional language, or maybe just promote a new English dialect)
Total population: ~36 million

>>53313721

y-you too

>>53314078
Oh btw ethnic Swedes and Norwegians are allowed to come to Cascadia, no Danes or Finns though.

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Country name : Central European Federation
Areas included : see map
Proposed national language: Czech,German
Total population: a lot. No muslims tho

>>53314078
A
FUCKING
TREE

>>53312759
>Proposed national language: English

Nobody needs it now. It's not 1995.

Future for french.

Also I think scandinavians will be a russian speakers at 2150.

>>53314188
It's almost like a modern day Hungary.

>>53314197
lol have fun with that post soviet dollar purchasing power. kek

>>53314225
>It's almost like a modern day Hungary.

what

>>53314225
>It's almost like a modern day Hungary.
>Modern day Hungary isn't in it
Philippe, it is time to go to sleep.

>>53314278
>>53314308
kinda like a circle but not really and for the most part landlocked except for a tiny bit in the adriatic sea.

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>proposed country
The multicultural world republic

>>53314394
The things I would do to her.... fuck. And she's not even the slightest bit attractive either.

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Country name: Rzeczpospolita
Ares included: see map
Proposed national language: Polish, West Russian (belarussian and central russian (it's actually one language with different orphography and some difference in some sounds)) on latin alphabet
Total population: 100-120 kk

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let the autism begin!

>>53314008
Bros forever.

Also, nice hockey gold. Well deserved

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also Novorossia is Poland too

>>53314008
>>53314498
get a fucking room you faggots

>>53314446
She's like an ugly Bea Arthur.

>>53314520
Who gets all the white shit? Rebirth of Novgorod?

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We don't need them to be great again

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>>53314520
blyad
I forgot about Kaliningrad
also Latvia and Litva are Poland too

>>53314559
st. Petersburg will be a french country, like Quebec

>>53314212
Sorry Ivan, but you'll have to kill us to conquer us. Masters do not bow to slaves.

>>53313721
Doesn't change that fact that they're not Scandinavian, though.

>>53314619
Is Ahmed a master or a slave?

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>>53314573
Where does this fucking meme come from.

>>53314559
Naw mate I'd rather put my bird inside Merkel, least I know she has some nice tits on her, regardless of bra technologies.

>>53314654
Ahmed is a parasite who lures our elite, remember slav = slave in all nordic languages.

>>53314673
slav = slava = glory

>>53314650
They're not as tightly knit as the three of us but they're really damn close. They're a lot more scandinavian than baltic or russian.

>>53314687
Slav = slave in all norse languages ;)

>>53314711
north languages don't have a flexions

>>53314687
then buy them and call them what they call themself.

>>53314728
Why would we need that? Slav = slave never forget ;)

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>>53314573
>>53314657

>>53314711
Fuck you
Sweden we war you!

>>53314743
slavs are whiter

>>53314559
>>53314657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTpZLf3VIyw

vid related.

>>53314687
slav = slave

>>53314759
Are you a slav or wend? Real pollacks are wends. Shit pollacks are slavs.
>>53314776
"ok"

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>>53314759

>>53314795
I have a tracksuit and drink kvass, of course I'm real Poland.

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>>53314619
>Sorry Ivan, but you'll have to kill us to conquer us. Masters do not bow to slaves.
>Sweden
>Masters
Masters at sucking nigger's bbc i suppose?

>>53314835
So you're slav, not real pollack.

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>>53314856
And you're not a Swede, Ahmed.

>>53314711
Slav =/= slave in most non-norse languages. What you gonna do ?

>>53314575
No takebacks! Es ist Ostpreußen jetzt.

>>53314893
but my name is hjalmar ;___;

>>53314893
Nä nu jävlar.

>>53314894
Nothing? Because the core of slavs were norse bastards, also known as slaves.(slav) So they just made the word "slav" to sound "cool" among themselves.

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>>53313287
Agreed.

>>53314078
Should it really stratch that far south?
Won't there be too many niggers and mexicans?

>>53314903
>>53314915
Well then, if you'll need to seek asylum in Poland, you're welcome here. Just please be white.

>>53314687
No, "slav" does not come from "slava", it comes from "slovo" and thus the intended meaning is "those who speak like us". In many languages, the name for this servile and weak people became synonymous with slave and the original word for slave fell out of use.

>>53315001
No, we left out SoCal, the remaining degenerates will be sent north to construct our city sized greenhouse bio domes. We can have the Amazon in Alaska, a desert, anything we desire. Would be great for tourism cash.

>>53314946
> the core of slavs were norse bastards, also known as slaves.(slav) So they just made the word "slav" to sound "cool" among themselves.

U r retarded, bbc master. Slavs means ''those who speaks'', or something like that.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=Slav

>>53313287
>Also, change proposed national language to Old Norse.

Noice

>>53314946
Plain wrong, and irrelevant anyway.

>>53315046
Why the fuck would anyone go there when there's a clearly superior option of going to real Amazon or a desert? You don't have to deal with retarded canadians, so it's infinitely better.

>>53315109
>>53315133
haha okay, stay salty ;)

>>53315127
10 people speak old norse. It's the equivalent of changing America's language to powathan because hurr durr it's historical.

>>53314894
M'bongo, "esclave" has the same root. You too chose to name the concept of slaves after slavs.

>>53315149
I'm not really salty, but okay :)

>>53312759

> Country name: Scandinavistan
> Areas included: see OP pic
> Proposed national language: Nordic Arabic
> Total population: ~26 milion cocks, ~74 milion Abduls

FTFY

>>53315148
Because it's in a fucking tundra, plus it's in the first world, plus we wouldn't be Canadians. Finally because Westerners fall for novelty every single fucking time. We could also use these domes to try and make dinosaurs come back to life, if they break out they freeze to death I dunno.

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>>53315163
Passaðu orð þín svíji Íslenska er Mjög nálægt gömlu norrænu.

>>53315187
Then it's the other way around, memelord.
Our word comes from Latin sclavus, which came from the way the people in modern day Croatia used to design themselves.

>>53314188
>somehow no Muslims but still includes Bavaria and Austria
>Czech and German as the official language

>>53312759
Replace Sweden with Estonia and you've got a deal tbqh
I love Finland and Denmark
Haven't been to Iceland yet though

>>53315318
Missing the point. He's making the point that to germanics, slavs were never anything but slaves, to the point where we named the term "slaves" after them.

In fact it wouldn't be nearly as poignant if they just happened to be named "slaves".

>>53315318
Are you retarded? "=" is non-directional. There's no "other way around".

>>53314480
Why did you left donbass out, brother

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Country name: Russian Republic
Areas included: see map
Proposed national language: Russian
Total population: ~350 million

Was very close to succes in 1910's :(

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>>53315402
>this swedecuck butthurt
Kek, or should I say Cuck

By "germanics" you mean specific Germanic tribes that have nothing to do with Sweden who happened to enslave a bunch of Slavs, while they themselves getting enslaved, in a bunch of wars at one point and kept using the word for slaves from then onwards? Lmao, we used the word Christian for slave, so what.

>>53315450
No, you seem to be retarded.

They're not named Slav because we used to take them as slaves, but we have the word slave because that's the way the people we were taking as slaves were calling themselves.
So yeah, it is the other way around.

>>53315402
Then I fail to see how this matters in any way. It sounds like the thing teenagers say when they make fun of people's name because it sounds funny ...

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Country name: Union of Germania
Areas included: see picture
Proposed national language: German
Total population: ~88 million

This union will be a great European power, Austria's side would help fighting with immigrants in Germany, which would make union more effective and richer without welfare leechers.

>>53315578
>muh successor of Byzantium
>muh successor of eastern roman empire
kill yourself you dirty soviet scum

>>53315638
>Austria's side would help fighting with immigrants in Germany
If you were ever in Vienna you'd know it's the same shit.

>>53315624
Guess you had an F in history then. That the primary interaction between germanics and slavs for +6 centuries was enslavement of the latter by the former speaks more for who wore the pants than any made-up battle ever could.

>>53315638
>no elsass-lothringen
>no eastern pomerania
>no sudetenland

>>53314078
I want to elaborate on the fact that Europe and America as world economies are dying down and that East asia is the future for monies, having control of most of the West Coast would be great for trade.

>>53315695
>That the primary interaction between germanics and slavs for +6 centuries was enslavement of the latter by the former

Swedecuck makes up things to feel better about himself.

>>53314498
You guys were putting up a good fight, too! :3

>>53315649
>>muh successor of Byzantium
>>muh successor of eastern roman empire
But we truly are.

Nordea would be a good name for such country.

>>53315695
First of all, France not being an American colony, we don't grade with letters. Second of all, I don't really see why we would study nordic history.

And finally, even if what you said was true - which I doubt - it doesn't change anything I said, especially since I never mentioned any battle whatsoeve.

>>53312759
>Jutland
>Iceland
>Finland
>""""Scandinavian"""""

>>53314657
>meme
learn some history, dimwit

>>53315649
Moscow is the third Rome, actually. Where do you think "Czar" comes from ? Looks close to Cesar, doesn't it ?

>>53315624
You dumb fuck, no one has claimed that the slaves realized what they were and thus named themselves appropriately. Everyone else however, realized what they were and thus named the concept after the people who embodied it.

>Then I fail to see how this matters in any way. It sounds like the thing teenagers say when they make fun of people's name because it sounds funny ...
If the people of the world saw you and agreed that the word homosexual was no longer necessary because they could just use your name instead, the reason people would be making fun of you would not be because your name sounds funny.

>>53315649
Well, the only other candidate for their successor are the dirty t*rks of the Sultanate of Rûm, so I support the Third Rome meme.

>>53315843
Scandinavia is a cultural construct. There is not limits who are in or out. It's like gender :)))

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>>53314188
you missed some clay

>>53315920
Wouldn't the correct terminology be "The Nordics" then?

I'm outta snus lads :(

>>53315925
Is it the new HABsburger?

>>53315896
Okay, I'll start again, very slowly this time, so you can understand.

The Slavs use the word slava (Glory) to design themselves, or slovo (speech), these are the two theories.
Other people (Latins, Germanic, whatever) enslave some of these people, who use slava or slovo to design themselves
Since those people are their slaves, they use a deformation of their word (slava/slovo) to design them. In latin, it was sclavus. Sclavus evovled to become esclave in French, and it followed the same pattern in most european languages.

>If the people of the world saw you and agreed that the word homosexual was no longer necessary because they could just use your name instead, the reason people would be making fun of you would not be because your name sounds funny.
Hahaha xD you must be really popular in the highschool playground. At least you have some "jokes", despite being slighly retarded.

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Turkiye (Oguzstan)
Western Turkistan
Great Mungolistan (Uygurstan included)
Yakutstan&Sibirstan

>>53315245
>Government: Emirate, subordinate to the Caliph of the Ummah

FTFY

>>53316116
You're just echoing his point, m8.

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>>53316237
>finnmark
>finnish

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>>53316210
I know, but I have to wait for a friend to come pick me up, so I have some fun making him mad

>>53316294
>I was just pretending xDD
Pathetic display.

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>>53316285
>ancient finnish empire

>>53313666
>>53313287
It's almost the same language you twat, difference is that people don't have to sound like sissy faggets.

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>>53316335
At this point I wasn't even pretending. My post was just what he said.

>>53316471
I know enough about French posters to know you're bullshitting.

>>53315655
Je supportez a republique frangleterre. Mais the langueage ist allons to be changed.

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>>53316537
I figured this thread was lacking some memes and stereotypes.

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>Proposed national language: English
>Any one of us wanting to ally with Sweden
Everyone nordic country hates Sweden, even more so after they went full YES.
But, I could go along with it if we took away their right to vote and hung every Swedish politician like Jonas Sjöstedt and YES supporters Henrik Arnstad

>>53313287
Also this.

>>53316116
>In latin, it was sclavus. Sclavus evovled to become esclave in French, and it followed the same pattern in most european languages.
Let me just add that Scalvus was not Slave in Latin, neither was the Greek Sklaboi from which Sclavus is derived. Latin for slave was servus.

It was only around the 11th century that the words became synonymous in modern day Germany and spread from there.

In other words for a Roman/Greek in the 6th century "Sclavus" was purely an ethnic term or sometimes a military one.

>>53312759
No.

Fuck you burger.

Suck a dick and die.

>>53316637
This is some reddit-tier polandball roleplaying going on here

>>53315323

there would be purge.

well what official languages do you suggest ?

>>53315925
that might be too big desu

>>53315699
>>no sudetenland
"no"

>>53317132
t. Achmed

>>53317205
>well what official languages do you suggest ?
How about all of them?

We both know you pulled Czech in there for the sole reason of being your mother tongue and knowing fully putting Czech as the only official language would never fly, thus you "tolerate" 2 official languages for the sake of having Czech.

If you can deal with two official languages you can deal with more. You would also be shooting yourself in the foot as literally everything would be done in German, which is actually spoken in literally every country while Czech is only spoken in the Czech republic. In the end German would be official while Czech would not be used at all.

>>53317339
No you cuck its because almost half of population would be Czech. Everything would be done in both languages,just like in the past

>>53318005
>No you cuck its because almost half of population would be Czech.
So, you're either dishonest or retarded, yes? I assume retarded.

Bavaria alone has 12 million people, Austria has another 8.5 million. The Czech republic has 10 million. Not even 1/3 of the population would be Czech speaking.


Kill yourself.

>>53318107
Thats why I said Bavaria and Austria without shitskins fool. You too can be Czech after slight reeducation. After all your people are our descendants

>>53318230
>Thats why I said Bavaria and Austria without shitskins fool.
You must be mentally challenged to a higher degree than I originally thought if you believe 50% of Bavaria and Austria are non-German speaking. Even the large amount of foreigners would be German speaking either way, just like Czech minorities speak Czech.

> You too can be Czech after slight reeducation. After all your people are our descendants
You'd wish. You did a good job with yourself though, literally reconstructing your language and all.

Pro tip; we had nothing to do with Samo's realm.

>>53318316

As I said almost. Austria alone is 15% non german

All slavs are descendants from either greatfather Čech,Rus or Lech desu

>>53318552
>As I said almost. Austria alone is 15% non german
The Czech republic is even worse lad.

>All slavs are descendants from either greatfather Čech,Rus or Lech desu
Nice bed time stories you have there tho.

>>53318659
Well ofcourse Czechia is more than 15% non German duh

>>53318788
According to preliminary results of the 2011 census, the majority of the inhabitants of the Czech Republic are Czechs (63.7%), followed by Moravians (4.9%), Slovaks (1.4%), Poles (0.4%), Germans (0.2%) and Silesians (0.1%). As the 'nationality' was an optional item, a substantial number of people left this field blank (26.0%).[111] According to some estimates, there are about 250,000 Romani people in the Czech Republic.[112][113]

Not including:
>There were 437,581 foreigners residing in the country in September 2013, according to the Czech Statistical Office

Either way it's irrelevant as we're not talking about ethnicity but language spoken.

>>53318954
You are just mad that I did not include Slovenian language. We cant add every Czech dialect spoken by 2m people

>>53312967

Finns can't into English https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFpAvuDQjY

>>53319048
Czech died in the middle ages, as opposed to Slovene. The true language of proto-slavs

The bible was translated in Slovene before in Czech.
The first texts in Slovene pre-date the first texts in Czech.

Czech is literally a dialect of Slovene if anything :^)

>>53319192
What if we add Slovaks and create Czechoslovak nation? It already worked once

>>53319261
>it already worked once
>doesn't exist any more
Uhhh

>>53319346
It accomplished intendent goal,lasted almost 70years and did not end in bloodshed because unlike Yugos we are not bloodthirsty

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>>53319457
Neither are we lad, we just had a friendly skirmish to commemorate the end of it :^)

>>53319547
Nice army for such a small country desu

>>53319604
It was actually larger than the Czech army at the moment senpai.

We didn't have the best units in the Austro-Hungarian army for nothing :^)

>>53315578
im orthodox and dont like commies (they killed approx i dont know ... few millions of us, never would know the truth) but this is not about commies. russian republic is name of russia after empire falls down in february and till october of 1917 it was democratic state called russian republic. like for half a year. what it woud be now? see finland? its ex part of russian empire that never was invaded by commies. it would be now big finland nothing more. also if russia would win in WWI with england and france this map would be real, with tzar or democracy, but not commies. also i dont care, i prefer to live in small pacefull country like bulgaria before commies, or greece in 50's, and dont like wars. so this map is stupid, i dont know what for we need so many lands and what for control half of europe. this is struggle for nothing.

>>53319688
Every cpuntry claims that desu. Czechs were good submarine operators

>>53316582
In this country there would be more french speakers than english speakers, so french would be the logical choice :^), but bilinguism would be better t b h

>>53320025
I swear to god, I knew you would mention submarines, heh. I did come across it before.

Actually, the claim was put forth by Austrian historians in the 50's.

"An Austrian historical military study Austro-Hungary’s Last War made the assessment that the battle of the 87th Infantry Regiment from Celje In Carniola, for the Mali Vrh of Škabriel was the fiercest battle of any Austro-Hungarian unit in the history of the monarchy."

They lost and re-captured the strategic hill like 11 times until finally they took control of it. Iirc it was also the most decorated unit in the Monarchy. The situation in Slovenia was somewhat different at the time, as Italy was directly attacking what was essentially Slovene ethnic territory so it was thought of as a "patriotic war" if that makes sense. Boroević also had good words for Slovene soldiers.

WW1 is an interesting period honestly, not nearly researched enough and eclipsed by world war 2.

>>53315267
And here comes the fucking island monkeys with their fucking difthongs.

I hope you choke on volcanic ashes.

>>53319706
There is no Russia since 1917. Greetings from Ural.