Gun to your head, would you pick Scotland or Australia to live in?

australia

The one thing about being a Nelly queen is knowing makeup and being able to see that under all that are two unattractive women.

Do they have internet im Schottland?

>>53309383
you mother fucker, POST THE DAMN PORN ALREADY

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At least Scottish summers aren't like living in a microwave oven. And I'd keep my freedom to move around Europe.

For a black chick she fucks a lot of white women.
tfw Skin is Tyrone in porn

>>53309513
the big titted australian has been blacked

>>53309513
skin diamond and angela white, just google it

>>53309383
australia

Australia.

It's basically just warmer Canada

Australia

Australia

Well I'm already in Scotland so it's not much of a question.

>>53309383
Scotland. I don't want to be eaten by spiders.

Scotland prolly
I'm too much of a bitch nigga for aussie summer

Australia. I've got family there and I'm sure they wouldn't mind a few more chinks anyway :^).

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unfortunately...

scotland

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I would really fit in with Australia's young people and their zyzz gym culture but that fucking heat man, I already hate Florida.

I'm gonna go with Scotland

>>53309383
Australia.

>>53309383
>thinking anyone would pick Scotland

top meem

>>53311517
They're only voting against Australia, no one cares about Scotland

Scotland.

Australia is too hot

Scottland seems cold enough

Scotland. Hard to beat small, rainy, cozy villages.

>>53309846
When did she visit France?

>>53309383
They're both no guns cucks. I'd rather die.

With that being said, at least Scotland has the fact that England (and by extension English slags) are nearby going for it.

>>53309383
Scotland in a heartbeat. Easy slags everywhere, superior architecture, cold weather and it being the UK, means easy access to used Jaguars and Land Rovers.

Australia

>>53310545
FUCK OFF WERE FULL

Scotland. Closer to civilization.

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which ones are better, australian or scottish women?

Why would anyone honestly choose Scotland?

I mean I understand why a Swede would >>53311977
Because they'd need to still be surrounded by cucks

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Scotland

Scotland.
I don't enjoy heat, or huge spiders, ants, sharks, snakes,...

>>53312219
I cease to function properly when the temperature goes above 25°C. Also Scotch

Scotland
Don't wanna killed by animals.

>>53312616
Then why are you living next to Russia?

>>53309383
why is there a gun to my head?

>>53312770
you probably put it there yourself lmao

>>53312844
[autism]i don't have a gun[/autism]

[autism++]the gun implies that if i make the right choice i get to live in the chosen country
however if i make the wrong choice i wont get to live in either because i would be dead
in which case, the question becomes irrelevant
it should be an order with gunpoint or a question with no guns involved[/autism++]

>>53312883
sorry

>>53312883

>>53312883
autism

Everyone Ive ever met in Scotland wants to leave

>>53309383
scotland

>>53312994
*moves gun closer to head*
are you 100% sure?

Scotland, better weather.

Skin Diamond is so close to being perfect but her teeth are really weird.

>>53309383
I'm so glad Skin Diamond never got a shitty boobjob.

Scotland because I've already lived there

Scotland, because of deep fried Mars bars.

Australia, then I would proceed to move to new Zealand where they actually have smowt

>>53309383
Scottland, I don't want to be killed by wildlife.

>>53314370
We have snow.

Straya

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Hmm, shitposting galore, both IRL and online with shitloads of Asians and Albanian/Croatian diaspora, or cold, emotionally dysfunctional and violent people in a cold climate.

Yeah, gonna go with with the latter, that's shit I'm already familiar with.