Yank hours edition
me
Worst hours edition
>tfw no Karen/Kyouko crossovers
want to be a psycho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qc161LoJ-A
might shave off all my hair lads
>>53303897
actually that's me
"Last night, a popular Twitter meme emerged using the hashtag “#WasteHisTime2016” — a clever way of turning the tables on some of the pitfalls women who date men encounter. Women tweeted a series of tweets with funny ways on how to waste a man’s time. Here are a few tweets"
holy fuck thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard, so many girls are going to get brutally raped and killed over this. you can't cocktease some crazy ass nigga like that... #baka
tsst
>>53303904
>two karens
?
hope kate dies just like diana
>gf is considering going to Turkey to study abroad
how do I tell her this is a horrible idea without sounding like I have autism?
>>53303897
>friends
t. normie
>>53303943
That's Chitoge from Nisekoi
He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a lad so broken up and ripped apart.
Post smart Anime please
Will they find the bodies? hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU
>>53303939
>memes are news
can't wait til it isn't obama's america anymore
>>53303971
>>53303949
tell her that the t*rks will literally rape her because they're not used to seeing white folks and it would blow their minds to see some white pussy
>>53303975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_Bbyi3ub8
wank to a lot of gay porn but consider myself straight
>>53303971
watamote
>>53303980
You can't wait till its Hilary's America?
who remembers brookside when they killed trevor and buried him in the garden
>>53303971
There will literally never be an anime more smart than K-ON.
>can't wait til it isn't obama's america anymore
>>53303971
kyary
>>53304047
>hes never seen rick & morty
best anime of the year..
>>53304038
Smartest Animé
>>53304040
>implying
can't even do a fat ogre shite without a new thread being made anymore
>>53304078
actually that's not an anime because it was actually made in america but umm.. nice try sweetie :)
>Anime
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out. nighty night
>>53303897
Post the rest
this weed tastes like fucking celery
>>53304094
cara
>>53304127
mine tastes like weed
>>53303914
psychedelic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVgz-tcFV0
hopei didn't miss karenposting
got weed in da aya n i dont even caya
fly till i die til then i'm eatin' rye
homeboy crye last time i bust a nut in his eye
til then i gotta stay trill and thats rill
Need some batteries. Should I just go to sleep now and get them in the morning or head off to the 24-hour paki shop now?
>>53304127
>he didnt get that prime Afghan kush
smhh lmaoooooooooooo
bit foggy out
>>53304146
no
Any man who does drugs will NEVER get a chance with me
>>53304205
batty boy
>>53304200
Nice body, girlie!
playing a round of poker
watching the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrznpmzZbPg
pretty scary stuff lads
>>53304170
>batteries
dont you mean b82rez
>>53304146
>>53304200
>>53304226
never ever
>>53304205
post benis
>>53304205
just smoked some weed
>Trump gets Stumped in US elections
>goes full muh heritage and flees to Scotland
>after going insane after the loss, he hands out GORILLIONZ of smackeroonies to poor scots
>Scots start a coup and kick Sturgeon out
>Hail Trump as King Of Scotland
>"Execute 9/11" King Donald proclaims
>Million of Wee uns start throwing bottles of Alcohol over at the middle east
>VE day 2.0
>it aint me starts playing
doing a dream las
>>53304247
restecp
>>53304234
>no exploding vans
DROPPED
>>53304247
lol i love that film
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
>>53304205
A MAN WHO"S LIPS HAVE TOUCHED WHISKEY, SHALL NEVER TOUCH MINE
>>53304170
>24-hour paki
these exist?
>>53304282
furthermore, i am a bellend
Anime sex video
>>53304281
is that image real? he looks great with a beard
4chan is terrifying lads
>>53304259
just for you ;)
>tfw this 16 year old who's obsessed with being a "loli" and entrapping older guys won't stop talking to me
last message I received from her said "lol I'm so small I have to buy kids clothes". Blocked her but she has a million fucking accounts and won't leave me alone. What do. I'm afraid if I tell her to fuck off she's going to make up some story about us fucking or something
>>53304337
the internet is serious business
>>53304143
not ba la
>>53304348
nonce
I'm scared, what if we dont make it? How do you know if youre making it or not?
>>53304354
yeah haha cant believe im here lol MUMS GONNA FREAK!
>>53304337
back to reddit with you! hahaha r-right, laddies?
>>53304381
psssh if you have to ask you aint making it kiddo.
Going to the shop for some sweets and cola
trying to drink cans of super cold carbonated
beer out of the freezer as fast as i can isn't fun desu the bubbles burn my tounge
still not please with the fact I masturbated to a black guy
hackers on steroids
>>53304348
hope you get sent to the slammer desu
>>53304419
why the fuck would you do that you won't stop pissing until sunday
>>53304381
when you're making it you'll know
define making it for you, what would a really good day look like for you in 5, 10, 20+ years?
crashed into the party like my name was el nino
>>53304445
because i didn't get home until 2.30 AM because i was playing poker at a friends house and had to drive home and now i'm just trying get drunk as fast as possible
Had a dream that Paul McCartney died last night
Alright lads sack aria what shall I message this one
>>53304498
he has been dead for decades wake up sheep
>>53304440
cuckold
dreamed my parents found out I'm a fag last night
>>53304509
Hey hanny can I see your fanny
>>53304440
what next? animals? have some decency lad
>>53304498
yfw it happens tomorrow and you feel like a prophet
>>53304509
Hannah u spanner
ONE HUNDREDDDDD ANDDDDDDD EIGHTTTTTUYYYYY
i dream filthy my moms and pops mixed me with jamaican rum and whisky
still hung on whether or not to cook that pizza
>>53304509
>king crimson
>rick and morty
no
>>53304523
no it was gay porn
>>53304541
hispanics idk
>>53304548
been watching the darts la?
>>53304541
jerking it to animals is more acceptable than jerkin' it to blacks..................
>>53304536
this
>>53304558
There is literally nothing wrong with liking King Crimson
>>53304337
Might have to get a dog haha
>>53304545
it was a really vivid dream desu, I went on Ringo Starr's wikipedia page and everything and it said "the last living Beatle" and I was like wew this is sad.
>>53304509
Stupid reddit whore
I was on so many so many druuugs
because I don't know what it's like 2beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eDPskmdKrQ
>>53304557
do iiiiiiiiiit
>Stupid reddit whore
3am is a great time to play Fifa lads. Been smashing yanks for the past few hours. Absolute retards
Dan "Cum Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "Innocence Annihilator" Schneider
>>53304509
What's cookin good lookin?
>>53304447
>asking what I want that far ahead
No one wants to know their future
Austin 'the Cuck' Walker
>>53304650
Just means you'll get rekt when the brits are on
>>53304614
that song literally gave me a mild panic attack
i need some real music now....
>>53303939
>Women tweeted a series of tweets with funny ways on how to waste a man’s time.
hahaha dating is literally men trying to prove to a woman why they should be allowed to fuck them. a girl can just sit there and cop a free dinner.
>>53304650
lol'd
>>53304691
Division 2 m8
>>53304698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKPYe53h78
top chune
>>53304698
wait why
>>53304580
Yeah its pretty good.
When the bass line drops you know what to do
>>53304727
so presumably you have 0 league titles and the games been out what over 3 months? i've got 4 and they're very hard to get. you need 23 points so basically you need to win 7 games and draw 2 or win 8 games.
>>53304614
BANGER
A
N
G
E
R
I just want the neck like a giraffe
>>53304757
fart
its kind of crazy how normies know how to flirt and its super easy for them
they just like
yell a bunch of stupid shit really loud at girls and it always works and the girls love them
wish i were a normie
Filled up my suitcase with anime shit. Pretty happy desu.
she suck like 8 dicks I call her octagon
>Walk up to some coworkers talking
>girl says "do you like X? (other girl)"
>bugs me about it for the rest of the day
>>53304823
Couldn't you just order it online
Took an antihistamine and drank a couple beers
Might die lads
it's American hours, go to bed you fags
>>53304850
For like 600% more.
>>53304874
How much does the flight and accommodation cost
>>53304873
it's a Friday night, go out you abnormie frog cunt
>Me: Just got an answer!
>Me: It's the stuff in our packet
>Her: Well yay for my non existent packet I
>Her: Lol
>Me: I got you covered girl. Sit tight.
>Her: Lollll don't go to too much trouble
Not sure what to make of this lads?
>>53304892
>not having parents in the airline industry and flying around the world for free
lmao
>>53304862
i always used to do that when i was like 14, id get pretty trashed off roughly 8-12 benadryls and drinking a little bit of liquor and i didn't die once
youll be ok, if you're fucked up just try not to sleep until you sober up a bit lel
protip: empty (and washed out) crisp packets make excellent smell proof containers for weed if you fold them up
Alri I'm back
what is /brit/ having on this chilly january night?
got myself only the finest second from bottom shelf right here
>>53304862
IS that bad? i do it pretty regular because of allergies am i immortal?
>>53304950
Foiled for freshness :^)
>>53304583
damn, I jerk it to blacks all the time
>>53304966
pizza
>>53304335
Makes me think of a clever shop of Orson Welles' beard, actually.
>>53304904
it's not night time here
>>53304959
"no"
>>53304950
Smart idea ngl
And a good disguise
My best idea was wrapping it in cellophane and putting it in jars of jelly
>>53304558
fuck off o'brien
>>53304789
0 league titles as in division 1 titles? Yes I'm not that good. As in titles leading up? Plenty. Never been relegated. Just don't play that often
>>53304950
just use a mason jar homie dayum
>>53304922
Just as a post script I took pictures of like 6 pages from the packet and sent them to her
Hello lads
Any tips for an online assessment for a FTSE one-hunna firm?
Why do Yanks come on /brit/ during these hours? is /cum/ really that shit. I thought we only got Yank posters during the day because /cum/ was dead. im puzzled desu
Why is Obama so charismatic? I think I want to fuck him tb honest
When was the last time you went to bed/ woke up without an intense feeling of dread? Life ends at 23. Your friends are too with work or gfs. You only have the weekend to yourself and its never enough time
>>53305037
/cum/ has twice the anime than here and half the discussion
>>53305049
>tfw turn 23 in a week
reeeee stop it reee
>>53305037
/cum/ is fucking terrible
>>53304929
my 'rents arent poor or idiots so nah
>>53305069
what's your definition of poor?
>>53305037
/cum/ was basically only made because we kept telling yanks to fuck off
>>53304966
gone off martini spirits
>>53305037
i refuse to post in /cum/, i hate it
this is the only good english general on /int/ and the only general on 4chan where you can absolutely shitpost on 4chan for days at a time without getting banned
its the most patrician continuous thread on 4chan
>>53305037
/cum/ is mostly anime and gay roleplaying
>>53305037
/cum/ has no banter. it makes me feel like i'm back in middle school at my very christian friend's house and having polite discussion at the dinner table with his family.
>>53305094
im not your personal dictionary dickhead
>>53305102
That's what day-time /brit/ is like when the anime posters are about.
>>53305101
>the only general on 4chan where you can absolutely shitpost on 4chan for days at a time without getting banned
you have never heard of au/sp/ then I take it
>>53305144
Fuck off there if it's so good then
Real yank hours
>>53305132
I'm not sure how well off you are in Ireland but where I'm from pilots make a good living
off my tits on md lads
>>53305183
haha, what are you like?
>>53305144
im rarely awake when au/sp/ is up but i'm sure its amazing, the australians on /sp/ are amazing (no homo)
>>53305165
it doesn't really exist anymore 2bh.
2012 and 2013 were its prime years. the shitposting was next level.
>dont wank for 5 days
>feel pretty good/ horny
>wank
>start feeling depressed/ tired
Wanking was the key to all this
Started watching those 'scariest 4chan stories' after that one Anon posted one. Pretty funny how they hype up pretty normal things or just obvious bullshit desu
>>53305037
/cum/ is fucking cancer, at least /brit/ is somewhat funny
>>53305193
cant even sleep lad just led in bed kicking my feet up and down
/u/lil-hazza
>>53305203
Go to cric nigga
>>53305101
>>53305124
Yeah. i feel like /brit/ is my off-topic where i can just shitpost and talk without any consequence
>>53305241
yeah but /cric/ sort of talks about cricket
au/sp/ was just mental and only existed by mods knew if that was deleted, the shitposting would spill over.
Milo trending worldwide lads
Has he died?
>>53305183
by yourself?
What's going to be the big meme of 2016?
>>53305265
Who?
>>53305279
>>53305271
no i was out i just got back
>>53305240
>>53305101
yeah keep sucking our cocks
>>53305279
hillary vs trump
>>53305265
He got unverified by twitter
>>53305265
>managed to find it out in about 30 seconds
Seems he got de-verified. Not that hard senpai step it up
still find it quite odd /brit/ has never had proper attention whores (actual females not tripcunts)
>>53305283
@Nero
Bent fedora gamergate man
>>53305279
pollo
im sure we all remember the pollo meme
well its making a come back
>>53305265
probably made some meme comment.
Nothing against him but it's depresssing that it takes a 'contrarian' like Milo to raise prettty obvious issues.
>>53304966
Maker's Mark and Pilsner
>>53305291
simply epic m8. those reddit fools won't even know what hit them
Come on 4chan for a day or so every few months since around 2007. Every time I come on I get called new because I don't know the latest meme or tripfag retard
Good stuff
>>53305351
alright newcunt
>>53305279
Kev posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes
>>53305351
>>53305332
Who and what?
>>53305049
>31yo
>keep hearing news about ppl droping dead my age
>have constant panic attacks because of it
>Come on 4chan for a day or so every few months since around 2007
>>53305351
>2007
being THIS new
chow mein>ramen
>>53305351
the tripfags and memes run very fast here. a few months in 4chan terms is a few years of website evolution in regular internet time
since 2007 we've moved throught lightyears of memes
>>53305328
craven/you
>>53305322
how come
>>53305369
>right in the feels
>>53305369
Who will look after Pepe when Kev finally tops himself?
>Come on 4chan for a day or so every few months since around 2007.
>>53305399
try wearing a steel neck collar. it'll be harder for them to chainsaw through it
>>53305291
Simply Devilish
>>53305351
>not being on here for hours every day
fag
>>53305423
we might look very cute but we're not female lid
Xbox Denmark
>>53305417
t h i s
>>53305328
u wot m8?
>Come on 4chan for a day or so every few months since around 2007.
when i first started coming on 4chan i was really young and stupid and i was afraid of my parents or siblings seeing any lewd or strange photos so i'd only come on really late at night when my parents were sleeping or if i were home alone
those were the days
passport lost
having a Kinder beuno
no one cared who I was before I put on the mask
>>53305493
what is that?
What should I name my fallout 4 character for my second playthrough?
im a gril btw :)
>>53305484
nor kevin or lisicki are female can you fucking read
>>53305455
ive never found a gangly string of piss dutch cunt or an inbred effete bender attractive coz im not gay unlike them
Monthly gimmicks
>>53305328
kentqt
>>53305517
London
>>53305524
you can act tough all you want but the texts you send me last night prove otherwise xo
>>53305542
>kentqt
>real
just caught my self fiddling with my balls. haha just me and my antics
>tfw have impeccable taste in music but it's worth next to nothing in the real word
haha epic, normie (i.e. career driven) people literally don't give a fuck about 'taste', it's quite bizarre lads.
>>53305542
Delumo
>>53304541
>the cameraman runs away
Found a great website
http://www.cumeatingcuckolds.com/
>>53305328
brum
>>53305515
kinder bueno*
>>53305426
Seems like it was just because of his usual posting. maybe something to do with Cologne. Might be some decent internet drama to watch this week now
>>53305571
Impeccable I.e grime and hip hop???
>>53305571
took me awhile to figure this out but it was very liberating, now i just listen to top 40 stuff and don't even worry about it.
>>53305606
Wow did the man lose his tick
Truly it is the end of the world who FUCKING CARESzzzszsz
>>53305571
i too listen to Stormzy
>>53305322
what the fuck does that mean?
now's not the time for fear, that comes later
>>53305517
>im a gril btw :)
Memerina
>>53305212
>get loaded at pub
>go to a football match with m8s
>get further loaded at same pub
>get hit on by short-'n'-stacked qt cluster-B Peruvian chick
>smiling and intently making eye contact
>touching my arms and hand and face the whole time
>suddenly goes nuts when I don't immediately disagree with her friend that she's possibly shitfaced. telling bold-faced lies and shedding crocodile tears
>get hard the next day thinking about her
>can't produce the juice
That saucy tease put a fucking curse on me.
>>53304484
Did they have red cups?
Never made a tweeter myself. Don't see the point desu
>>53305601
are they good?
>>53305607
impeccable as in genuinely impeccable mate. Drop me into a house party and I'll tear it up with some Theo, some Larry and some Sylvester. Drop me into a dinner party and shits about to go off with the Gerry Mulligan with a Gilberto turn up.
Don't worry I got you.
>>53305265
midnight snack tonight: cold kipper with hot sauce on it...
a patrician snack if there ever was one
>>53305665
Genuinely never heard of a single artist you named
>>53305557
oh i can never stay mad at you teehee
x3
>>53305679
That is Patrish, hats off.
>>53305689
Stay pleb freindo
why does literally every hamburger that isn't homemade or from a restaurant taste like mcdonalds hamburger
>>53304348
Fucking do it man, onliy one life etc.
Just make sure you have them consent forms.
>>53305641
i actually am a girl but i never mention it except for now
>>53305666
please dont post Photoshopped versions of Ben's work. It diminishes his Artwork and destroys his true vision
>>53305707
People want club bangers not some meme tunes. Women are ruthless St turning off tunes they don't like at house parties
>>53305679
povvo-tier
>>53305720
Pretty sure that's not photoshoped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fECdj8Ai62Y
>>53303868
Post nude pics immediately
>>53305708
don't know desu, not a fatty who eats burgers all the time
>>53305748
>you orange flavored mother fucker
kek
Having a Jaffa cake ™
#sponsoredpost
>>53305768
was more targeted at the yanks as this is a yank hour edition
>Guy in this video calls another one a 'Guru at 4chan research'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTAa_M5su4
What is this post-meme world we live in
>>53305733
>having basic female friends
lel, alright mate?
>>53305795
wow very nice
shoutout to my homeboy mustafa, the president of jaffa
>>53305795
literally ate a whole sleeve of them tonight
>>53305795
>>53305663
yes
>>53305817
There aren't a load of random dumb sluts at the house parties you go to?
Missing out
>>53305806
>isn't homemade or from a restaurant
Burger expert here.
Where are you acquiring these burgers from if they are neither homemade or from a restaurant?
Doing farts and wafting the fumes towards my face
What is you mother's first name?
>>53305807
conducting intense 4chan research in /brit/ right now desu
What do you lads think of pakis?
>>53305845
Used to be, but would be hesitant to put that music on there. Only hang around with decent people these days, which often means very good looking girls. It's quite strange honestly.
>>53305878
just any fast food place 2bh all patties(?) taste the same
>>53305899
Good lads
>>53305899
pakis? they're a bunch of pakis desu
>>53305837
wow
he must be really desperate for money
>>53305899
Genuinely ironically never spoken to one
NI is 98.5% white and those non whites are chinese and Romanian
>>53305899
not a fan of them
why are people against feminism other than
>muh degenerate promiscuous women
>>53305899
they run all of the gas stations and convenience stores around here
they're alright i guess. they dont talk much and i think most are terrorists.
they don't ID you if you're underage and buying small amounts of alcohol from em, whit people always ID You.
>>53305959
Because it's a non-issue in western society. Anyone who unironically thinks it's a relevant issue is either deluded or brain-damaged.
>>53305914
It is because fast food places tend to operate similarly and use frozen thinly sliced low grade patties
>>53305959
because its a ploy by the bourgeoisie wealthy white women