Why do is Italy the best nation in the world? >Best food >Best

SHISH!

>>53295327
YOUKNOWAHMSAYIN?

Italy's secret to success is Cornetto

>>53295254
>best food
not me personally but very good food and will accept this one
>Best women
very fit women yeah
>Best cars
extremely debatable
>Best football
kill yourself
>Best history
>he's never heard of great britain
>War
yeah you got BTFO every time
>Art
yep, very good art, will let you have this one
>Music
hmm hardly know any italian music tbqh
>Fashion
yep good fashion, let you off again
>Top tier people
>kill yourself
>Different dialects
>definitely hasn't heard of great britain

>mediniggers actually think this
"lol"

>>53295254
>Every woman craves the big med cock

Woman here.

No thanks.

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>mfw italian women LITERALLY cannot resist anglo cock

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>be italian
>get cucked by Brits

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>he's 5'6
>he still lives with his mum at 30
>he's never had a job
>he has poopskin
>he's Italian

>>53296024
I'm sorry but English "dialects" have nothing on their Italian counterparts, many of which are actual languages in their own right.

>>53295978
Shhhhh
>>53296024
Our football is better and we won ww1 and ww2 and we have way more dialects.
>>53296028
Jelly Sissy white boii
>>53296077
proofs
>>53296106
>>53296125
>>53296220
Nice taqiyya Mohammed ... you tried.

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>>53296077
Only top-tier Syrian penis for you am I right? ;)

>>53296271
>we won ww1 and ww2
bruv.....
literally what the fuck are you on

>>53296220
>he's 5'6
>he's never had a job
>he has poopskin
>he's paki

>>53295254
You're absolutely right

>>53296307
I prefer girls, but find white guys attractive too.

>>53296077
>niggers count

top kek

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>>53296024
>Music
>hmm hardly know any italian music tbqh

Enter there.

>>53295254
>Why do is
Hello Matteo Renzi

>>53296318
Salò lost the war bruv... Italy won WW2.

>>53296220
>it always rains
>when it's not raining, there's fog
>when there's sun he can't go out because of sensitive pale skin
>get sad because of lost empire
>buys some cheap mdma from some single mom in a shitty suburb
>some lad in adidas suit steals his money because he didn't give him cigs
>eventually chokes on tea while masturbating at the queen's birthday parade

>>53296382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWRedDSwmY8

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>>53295254
>mfw as an anglo I literally have to throw the Italian women off me

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>>53296436
>a leaf

>>53296430
wtf

>>53296420
>gets sad because of lost empire
>all of a sudden gets happy as he realises the current empire is still bigger than italys ''''''''''''''''''''''''''empire''''''''''''''''' at any point in history

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>>53296510
pic related, average Canadian

>>53296555
You forgot pic related i see

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>>53296536
sorry dude wot

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>>53296536
>british "empire"
>literally northern ireland and some fucking 5x5m islands in the indian ocean

>>53296611
WE

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>>53296348
>Italians aren't white

>>53296657
Post your picture.

>best cars
Hell no, omg Frederico

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>>53296604
>>53296611
>>53296612
>mfw I can go to any part of Italy and have 10/10 mamma ragazzi come up to me and blow me in the cobblestone street that you 5'5 roman ancestors walked and farted on with their togas

>>53296611
i'm going to recommended deleting this to save embarrassment

>>53295254
italy
northern italy
italy
italy
italy(muh rome)
italy
italy
uk
fag
france
Romania

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>>53296701
>white means the pasty snownigger kind only

fuck off

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SALTY
BRIT
BABBIES

>>53296709
the fuck is a mamma ragazzi

>>53296753
>t. hairy brown man

>>53296709
the dreams of a virgin vol.1

>Best food
There's great food everywhere.
>Best women
Not even close. Probably the most overrated women ever.
>Best cars
If you're a peasant who managed to get rich and want to show it off.
>Best football
Wouldn't know, I'm not interested in plebeian games.
>Best history
How does one measure the goodness of history?
>War
Defeated by Ethiopians.
>Art
Not up to date.
>Music
Not even close.
>Fashion
Is for fags.
>Top tier people
Hah.
>Different dialects
Like in most countries.

>>53296816
>swedish
>complaining about hairy brown mans
how's your ahmed doing?

>>53296753
Don't be mad mario, lets get some spaghetti
:^)

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>>53296809
delet this

>>53296816
>b-but muh blue eyez r special

lmao t'bh

>>53296837
>>53296815
>>53296809
>>53296753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0h9_J7sOJg

>>53296815
Milf tranny

>>53296860
>mans
kek

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>this thread

>>53296841
*tips*

>>53296860
I only have a blue eyed swedish girl, sorry.

>>53296892
More like not being covered in disgusting black hair all over. And white skin.

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This is now a dolmio thread

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>>53296932
u got sum problems, pasty?

>>53296750
>music
>uk

Italy and Germany are much better and more important.

>>53296932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSYq4aj7ik

>>53296943
There is nothing wrong with black hair.

>>53296983
Holly fucked shit irmãozim, call down

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>>53296943
> covered in disgusting black hair all over

nice meme

meanwhile in the real world Italians are white and Sswedes are the worst cucks history has ever seen, soon to be covered in all kinds of black things

>>53296024
>Different dialects
>definitely hasn't heard of great britain
not him, but what you call "dialect" are actually just accents
in italy dialects are regional languages, though some of them are dying

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>>53296024
>>53296028
>>53296077
>>53296106
>>53296125
>>53296220
>>53296436
>>53296536
>>53296555
>>53296709
>>53296750
>>53296816
>>53296841
>>53296865
>>53296932
>>53296943
>>53296972

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>>53297008
*dark brown
*on one's head, not covering their entire disgusting body

>>53297056
pic

>>53297056
>meanwhile in the real world Italians are white

only northerners, especially south tyrolians

>>53297085
i've watch the derby the la lanterna and what dialect they speak in Genoa?

>>53297103
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

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Italy is truly the best country in the world

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>>53297109
>waah Italians are disgusting and big meanies

nice banter

>>53297129
Ligure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligurian_(Romance_language)

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>>53296809
holy shit the bantz
how will brits ever recover from this one

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>>53297125
t. Deng Xiaoping

>>53297158

Uk>Italy>Greece>the rest of Europe

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>>53297149
>mfw swedes cant accept the truth

>>53297181
Thanks mate

>>53297221
correct, only the UK should be moved between Botswana and Burundi

>>53297216
>>53297216
>>53297216
mad teronni

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>>53297221
you wish, leafy kid

>>53297255
>quoting me three times

stop shaking Xiaoyu

Today I learned that Italians are delusional.

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>>53297255
>teronni

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>>53297303
>swewden

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>>53297303
>gets rekt over his own snownigger delusions
>I'M SO DONE WITH U GUYS :((((

Sweden pls

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>>53297312
>>53297289
>>53297271
>>53297254

Italy is cool. They're like our main sibling.

>>53297410
nice suit nerd LMAO

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>>53297303
>thinks a society full of muslims is progress
>call us delusional

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>>53297422
You're not too bad yourself amigo

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>>53297454
>>53297440
>>53297384
>>53297367

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>>53297303
SWEDEN!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHH POOPY SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELEL SWEDENNNNNN
BOO FOR SWEDEN! BAD SWEDEN! SWEDEN SHIT! AHAH XDDD
TEE HEE XD SWEDEN ! SWEDEN ! BOO! SWEDEN MAKE ME CRINGE! CRINGE CRINGE

*poops* UH OH< I THINK I MADE A SWEDE :^)^)^)^)^)
SOMALIS IN SWEDEN! NO NATIVES! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! SWEDEN KEKED NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE HATE SWEDEN ! WE HATE SWEDEN ! AHHAHAHA

>>53297541
w2c plos

>>53297531
But the franquists likes italy

>>53297557
Are we trying to steal the shitposting trophy from Australia or something?

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>>53297541
intredasting

>>53297568
https://www.rickowens.eu/en/

>>53296750
>best women
>northern italy
>not italy
What the fuck are you memeing about?

>>53297531
Thanks for the help during our civil war.

We defeated those Commies together. :)

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>>53296271
"We won ww2" Fucker we all had to help your nazi asses out, because your government is shit as it is now

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>>53297653
get out terrone scum

>>53297605
Yes ,Australia doesmt deserve to be the so called "top banter" nation.
Just look at this thread and how mamy responses we got.
With time Italy will become the king of shitposting on this board

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>>53297698
>we

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>>53297698
WE

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>>53297716
>With time Italy will become the king of shitposting on this board

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high quality thread

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>>53295254
>Italian """history"""

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>>53297698
>Your government is shit
>lose a war against gooks on boats

>Best food
That would be the french
>Best women
That would be the eastern europeans
>Best cars
Germany
>Best football
Germany
>Best history
Debatable. Impossible to define.
>War
KEK
>Art
Give you this one
>Music
No
>Fashion
Yes
>Top tier people
No
>Different dialects
Would have no idea

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>>53297784
>Italian "humans"

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>>53297699
>Ma no io non sono italiano! Sono padano!

>>53297716
could you not?

>>53297784
It started in Antiquity.

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>>53297784
still mad 'cuz of dem sweet trainz, clogboy?

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>>53297784
>his flag is toothpaste

>>53297784
Ahaha nice memeballs :3 xD
Upvote!
Visit /r/polandballs for more top tier memes

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>>53297893
>his flag is a mint candycane

>tfw i got a blowjob from this italian girl while she was talking on the phone to her boyfriend back in Italy
shit was cash, all she wanted was direction to Cardiff castle, didn't think it would end this way

>>53297942
The dreams of a virgin Vol. 2

>>53297827
plebandro pls

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>>53297942
>brits so desperate they resort to sharing their wildest sexual fantasies on the internet

>>53297876
Nah, we had it coming for trusting Italian engineers

>>53297942
>Sure.jpg

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>>53297655
This is now an Italo-Spaniard friendship thread. Germancucks not invited.

>>53297821
>>53297827
>>53297872
>>53297935
>plebandre shilling against Italy

>>53297988
more like reality, I was walking alone in Italy and girls literally came out of their house offering to bed me for some of my seed

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>>53297794
At least we won more wars than we lost faggot

>>53297935
>LEAF

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>he's from South Italy

Ignore this fake slut >>53296077 real Swedish woman here, can only get off to big med cock and all my female friends agree. Nordic men simply can't compete.

>>53295254
>Best food
I'll grant you that one
>Best women
Nice dreams
>Best cars
Nice dreams
>Best football
Nice dreams
>Best history
Nice dreams
>War
Nice dreams
>Art
I'll grant you another
>Music
Nice dreams
>Fashion
Last grant
>Top tier people
Nice dreams
>Different dialects
This isn't a good thing.

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>>53298037
it's always nice to cuck some yuros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biL6zAMkOQs

>>53298094
t. Alberto Barbosa on vacation

>>53298094
thanks love

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Because they have the qualities

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>>53298054
>romanian in Italy pretending italians temporarily in foreign countries don't love Italy

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>>53297827
>>53297821
>>53297872
>>53297935
t. Plèbandre

>>53298121
>all this judgement coming from a frozen rock in the middle of the sea

nice keks

>>53298054
theres two of us


>>53298077
>MINT CANDYCANE

>>53297827
perchè non ti fai più vedere sul filo?

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>>53298063
Cringe.
Italian women don't like chinks,go lie somewhere else

>>53298207
>all this butthurt from a desert boot in the Mediterranean

>Best food
China
>Best women
I don't know.
>Best cars
Japan*
>Best football
Germany/Spain*
>Best history
UK
>War
USA at the moment.*
>Art
Yeah, probably Italy.
>Music
USA, at the moment.
>Fashion
I don't care about fashion, but I would assume Italy is quite decent in this category.
>Top tier people
Meh. People suck.
>Different dialects
Everyone has this. Look at Germany, look at the UK, look at Norway for fuck's sake.

* the UK has been the best in these categories at some point in history. That's party the reason why it wins in the history category.

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>>53298205
>he's still trying
>he's still projecting hard with that pic
shiggy diggy doo

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>>53298183
t. Unstoppable Autistic Plèbandre

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>>53298075
2 WORLD WARS AND 5 WORLD CUPS

>>53298207
You mean the frozen rock that has a higher HDI and IQ than Italy?

Yes.

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foreign butthurt is best butthurt

>>53298254
Italian women like whatever I give them

>>53298268
fuck off

>>53298284
>MUH HDI

go hang out with Chile

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Goddamn Italy really triggers the fuck out of Brits doesn't it?

>>53296809
Oh, this explains some of it.

>>53298261
>best cars
>Japan
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>53298266
>>53298315
HE CAN'T STOP, EVER!

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>>53298268
>he's buttdevastated about my review of God Bless America (trash)
>has to make fake reviews with photoshop to ease his butt pain
>calls me autistic
shiggy diggy doo

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>>53298319
You can't ignore the truth.

why do italian girls like black men so much?

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>>53298257
>all this literal tears coming from bongoland-on-thames

delicious

>>53298284
For God's sake
Why does every fucking unimportant shithole nowdays think that they can compete with the big ones in human history ?
This is a serious form of delusion

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>>53298284
>A FUCKING ROCK

you LITERALLY can't make this shit up F A M

>>53296809
Kek

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>>53298356
>''hurr s-s-s-samefag!!1!1! s-s-samefag!!!1!!''
>''y-y-y-you're every poster with a canadian flag!!!!1!''
>''y-y-you're french!!!1''
>calls me autistic
ebin

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>>53298377
HE CAN'T STOP IT, HE NEVER IS ABLE TO STOP HIS AUTISM

>>53298404
>>53298418
>A FUCKING BOOT
>A
>FUCKING
>BOOT

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ITALY IS

LITERALLY

A

BOOT

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>>53298383
>believes in elves and fairies
>expects to be taken seriously

>>53298392
Nono my friend, you have it all wrong! When Italian girls talk about how much they love the BBC, they're not talking about big black cock, but BIG BRITISH COCK my lad ;)

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>>53298449
>is autistic
>calls me autistic
>is also furente

>>53298447
t. Chang Chin Lin

>>53298466
About what?

>>53298492
can confirm

>>53298514
nice

>>53298512
T.Plebandre

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>>53298447
>>53298510
HE JUST CAN'T STOP HIS AUTISM, CAN HE EVER?!

>>53298466
What aboot it?

>>53295254
fuck off ITALIAN PIG

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>>53298414
>Big one's in human history

Sorry but Ancient Rome is not Italy. And neither is Ancient Greece modern Greece.

>>53298383
post and pic related

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>>53298383
So this proves Romans were white therefore Italy is white.


B T F O
T
F
O

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>>53298512
>>53298538
Kill yourselves canacucks.

>>53298547
>autism intensifies

>>53298577
t. albanian

>>53298514
>>53298532
>>53298550
*grabs tush*

*horks loogey down your throat*

Don't mess with me

>>53298538

Chang please, you aren't even white.

>>53295254
>how do non italians compete
we win wars

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>>53298585
>A FUCKING ROCK

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>>53298514
>>53298550

>>53298585
call down Bjork

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>>53298588
It proves that Italians aren't Roman, but instead Tunisian replacements.

>>53298594
autismmmmmmmm

>>53298594
>he keeps posting

These idiots keep making up shit about my reviews

>>53298644
The only romans today are the italians from the city of Rome.

>>53298654
>keep making up shit about my reviews
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>53298631
>a fucking boot

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>>53298629
*cough*

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>>53298585
>Literally this brain dead
If you think that your Nordcucks look like this than goodbye

>>53298674
>The only romans today are the italians from the city of Rome.

Nope, they're not white like the statues.

>>53298674
but the only people in Rome are gypsies and niggers

>>53298674
what are you talking about? Im not even Canadian you idiot. Anyway these Romanians in Italy are fools

dry those tears baby-boy

>>53298732
>brown hair
>white

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>mamma mia, I love London, and British men are so charming and handsome!
t. every italian girl

>>53298600
No
>>53298629
Ahahahahah that was a great one

>>53298705
Didn't you lose to half of europe?

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>>53298750
Ah I see, you're the canadian from /pol/ who knows me from there and you're also the one who makes the threads about Mediterranean women and still doesn't know that Cardinale > Loren?

It's ''babby boy'' btw.

Explain this post though >>53298654 it sounds like you're pretending to be me. Because I've linked my lists from letterboxd.com/alessandro74/ before when discussing films. What reviews of yours are you talking about?

>>53298644
if anything they would be whiter because of the multiple germanic invasions

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>>53298791
pic related
>>53298835
nah

>>53298835
>loses against gook fishermen
>loses against duneniggers
>gets his white house burned down by redcoats

>still talks

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>Italian
>War

ok. WHO DID THIS?

WAS IT THE GOD DAMN AUSSIES. HAHA.

EBINNNNNN

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>>53298729
The truth hurts, familia.

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>>53298881

Ah I see, you're the canadian from /pol/ who knows me from there and you're also the one who makes the threads about Mediterranean women and still doesn't know that Cardinale > Loren?

It's ''babby boy'' btw.

Explain this post though >>53298654 (You) it sounds like you're pretending to be me. Because I've linked my lists from letterboxd.com/alessandro74/ before when discussing films. What reviews of yours are you talking about?

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I'm all for a good banter thread but can Americans please stop pointing out the war thing? It's funny as long as someone else does it but when I see an American flag talking about war I'm just taken out of the mood completely, like a paraplegic talking about running.

>>53298326
They may not win any championships, but their production cars are beautiful. And I'm taking "feel good factor" into consideration when making these rankings. There is just something about Japanese cars that make you feel good, you know. They have a certain type of soul that you just can't get in a German or Italian, or even an American car.

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Last week I saw a brit walking down the street. I stopped him and in the middle of a huge crowd I told him exactly how it is. I told him to stop worshiping allah and start washing his teeth. The crowd had a nervous tension as it fell silent but I knew I had their full attention. I told that brit to take a shower and stop fucking his cousins. There were several shouts of approval from the crowd, the rest watched in awe. The brit looked at me and started weeping. He told me that he finally saw the light and was going to stop being a brit. I gave him 5 euros for some toothpaste and soap. He told me he was going straight to the washroom and reconnecting with his local christian church. As he walked away he threw his Quran in the trash can. I could also hear him mumbling "Forza Italia" repeatedly under his breath. The crowd burst into applause.

>>53299042
>japan
>soul

TOPKEK

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>>53299028
What's wrong with you? I'm still curious about those reviews of yours btw.

>>53299042
[Eurobeat intensifies]

>>53295254
>Why do is Italy the best nation in the world?
>Why do is

>Best food
France/Japan
>Best women
Spain/Sweden
>Best cars
Only Lamboghini & Ferrari, other Italian brands are meh. I'd prefer German.
>Best football
Yes
>Best history
China
>War
No
>Art
Yes
>Music
Fuck no
>Fashion
Yes
>Top tier people
No
>Different dialects
ARR ROOK SAME

>>53299122
>yank

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>be italian
>be cucked by french, spanish, arabs, etc
>dead economy
>live until 45 with mamma eating pasta
>harasses and catcalls girls everyday on his way to the pizzeria
>they all ignore him
>can't get laid in Italy so has to get mumma's permission to go use whores in Poland and Ukraine
>meanwhile italian women move to the UK tog et fucked by superior Anglo cock

>>53299093
What's wrong with you? I'm still curious about those reviews of yours btw.

letterboxd.com/alessandro74/

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>>53298999
Oh man. gfto filthy barbarian

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>>53299122
>>53299140

>this buttdevastation

anglocucks

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>>53299148
>20th century drawing
Nice evidence
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>tfw 175 cm, hairy as fuck, eyebrows are tick as fuck, greasy hair, white, but dark brown hair and eyes, italian name and surname, muh heritage is half italian half spaniard
Could I pass as an normal looking italian /int/?

>>53299140
>be brit
>write assburger fanfic on a chinese cartoon site

>>53299122
>Best women
>Spain but not Italy
>Sweden
sick meme
>Music
>Fuck no
You don't know much about music, uh?
>Different dialects
>ARR ROOK SAME
Not really.

>>53299143
Seek mental help pal.

>>53299122
>>53299140
>mad seppo
Wew

>>53298999
left is a thin lipped faggot with a much bigger head and more angular jawline

>>53299041
Here (you) go. You were obviously desperate.

>>53299206
>disgusting sudaca lisp
'no'

>>53298999
Those greek sculptures were literally just:
- small lips in width
- thin long nose which starts at the forehead
- small head

>>53299122

>Best women
>Spain but not Italy
>Sweden
sick meme
>Music
>Fuck no
You don't know much about music, uh?
>Different dialects
>ARR ROOK SAME
Not really.

>>53299210
Seek mental help pal.

>>53299139
>>53299185
>Disagreement = butthurt

Pay denbts

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>>53299275
>butthurt

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>>53299273
It's like I'm on /b/. I bet you're giggling like a child right now.

yfw

>>53299275
>8% of US public denbt is owned by China

can't possibly fabricate such stories

>>53298094
Ignore this god damn fake whore. Only viking penis satisfies me.

/22y female from Dalarna

>>53299272
They idealized the Nordic man.

"The Germanic peoples appear to be a distinct (indigenous), racially pure nation, not a blood admixture of their neighbors: "For my own part, I agree with those who think that the tribes of Germany are free from all taint of intermarriages with foreign nations..." - Tacitus, Germania

>>53299344
HOL' UP

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>>53299193
>Implying they have Nordic face structures and bodiy propotions
Not even a bit
Stop claiming the Mediterranean people for you

>>53299348
>They idealized the Nordic man.
No they didn't.

I'll also need a citation from that quote with the original quote in latin of course.

Nothing about northern uncivilized peoples was idealized.

>>53299348
how is that idolizing?

>>53295254
The fellas that owns my local pun has an Italian wife and she is a tip top tier milf, I have had many wanks thinking about her.

Why do Italian women age so well?

>>53295254
>best food
That's India
>best women
Since there are many different ethnicities in italy and no Italian people you can't really say that
>best cars
lol no
>best football

It's called socceer and only subhumans care

>best history

That's either Greece or Turkey

>war

ahahahahahahha

>Art

France by a long shot

>Music

Germany and France


>Fashion


France


>Top tier people


Since there are many different ethnicities in italy and no Italian people you can't really say that

>Different dialects

No one cares

>>53299193
>little greek dicks

>>53299440
the one who become ugly are rounded up and drowned once every two years

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>>53299348
>Nordic faces
Also this quote is from Tacticus, literally 2000 years ago, before you got raped by Atillah and his Mongols or Slavic people

>>53299418
unde habitus quoque corporum, tamquam in tanto hominum numero, idem omnibus: truces et caerulei oculi, rutilae comae, magna corpora et tantum ad impetum valida. laboris atque operum non eadem patientia, minimeque sitim aestumque tolerare, frigora atque inediam caelo solove adsueverunt.

chapter 2

>>53299446
spot the yank

>>53299348
Tacit is a roman writer from the past with no knowledge of actual science and genetics, the most "pure" people genetically in Europe are actually Basque and Sardinians

>>53299446
>It's called socceer
>History: That's either Greece or Turkey
>Art: France by a long shot
>Music: Germany and France
>Fashion: France

Fantastic bait.

>>53299490
>chapter 2
That's not how you provide a citation you shit for brains and that text doesn't say what you think it does.

>>53299477
can confirm this

>>53299348
>Iceland

You're all basically 1/2 celt niggers

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>>53299407
Show me ONE Greek that looks like that.

Oh thats right, because they don't exist.

>>53299568
u gay son

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>>53299568

>>53299568
I don't save pictures of naked men on my computer

>>53299568
Lol, the one in your pic can't even grow a beard for fuck sake

>>53299568
stop posting this stupid american teenager
he's not icelandic
he's dating a brown girl that could be italian just like everyone of you cucs

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>>53299568
>>53299627

This is the Mediterranean phenotype, your people are good-looking but pls stop the delusion my friend

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>>53299627
>Posts arab that looks nothing like Ancient Greek statues

AYYY LMAOOOO

>>53299490
>>53299533
what it says is:

Per questo anche laspetto fisico, benché in tanto grande numero di uomini, è il medesimo in tutti: occhi azzurri d'intensa fierezza, chiome rossicce, corporature gigantesche, adatte solo all'assalto. Non altrettanta è la resistenza alla fatica e al lavoro; incapaci di sopportare la sete e il caldo, ma abituati al freddo e alla fame dal clima e dalla povertà del suolo.

and it does NOT mean: >>53299348

Silly nordicist.

>>53299627
>>53299677
The statues he posted have white skin, you realize that, right?

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>>53299702
literally snowniggers

>>53299672
He's Nordic, dumb Arabier.

>>53299737
They are white and not colored
Are yout really this stupid?
White marble = white ginger skin, no they were tanned people

>>53299696
>Arab
This is nowhere near a semitic face structure
It is Indo-European, but just the Southern type

>>53299702
>Per questo anche laspetto fisico, benché in tanto grande numero di uomini, è il medesimo in tutti: occhi azzurri d'intensa fierezza, chiome rossicce, corporature gigantesche, adatte solo all'assalto. Non altrettanta è la resistenza alla fatica e al lavoro; incapaci di sopportare la sete e il caldo, ma abituati al freddo e alla fame dal clima e dalla povertà del suolo.

That's chapter 4 you idiot, not chapter 2.

>>53299816
he literally just translated the sentence you posted

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>>53299737
No, they don't, they're bronze statues which had no pigment on.

This is a typical Roman painting from Pompeii, surely not your typical Nordic but much closer to the stereotypical southern European

>>53299816
Chapter 2 of fucking what? Learn how to provide sources you cretin, you can't just copy and paste some text from a collection of nordicist stormfront ''quotes'' and just ''that's from ''chapter 2'' btw :^)''.

This >>53299702 is >>53299490 which you called ''chapter 2''.

>>53299800
No you are retarded.

>>53299193
and
>>53298585


Are recreations of the original colors of the statues. Scientists used ultra violet light to determine the original colors of the statues.

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>>53299864

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>>53299910
Some other "pure Nordics"

Lol

>>53299886
It's chapter 2 of Germania.
He said it in the first post.


http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0083%3Achapter%3D2

>it's a arguing over who's whiter thread

well it's been fun while it lasted

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>>53299910
Two Scandinavian specimen

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>>53299893
Modern plastic of Ancient Greek/Southern European phenotype
So Nordic, literally looks like Wothan

is iceland in EU ?

>>53299893
>>53299816
those are roman marble copies of pre-existing greek bronze statues

>>53299963
But this >>53299348 is NOT this >>53299490 which he posted in reply to my request:
>>53299418
>I'll also need a citation from that quote with the original quote in latin of course.

>>53299963
Chapter 4 actually, now that I looked at it again.

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>>53299955
Bumping with some Nordic couples

>>53299989
I couldn't care less of being ''white''
But this people are really pathetic

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>>53300041
So white and Nordic!