>The British National Party risks being unable to stand for election - because it failed to pay its annual £25 registration fee.
This time last year I was exchanging 1200+ texts per month with the qt in uni, with her asking me out on several occasions and almost begging me to call her. This year I'm wanking to gifs and getting angry at muslims.
Weird how much can change in a year, eh lads?
gf just snapchatted me this lads
i bet thats nice, like fridays for revision or something would make it all much more comfortable
Snorkeling in a dry suit, going to ATV driving with a guide, and going to get smashed. Apart from the cultural stuff what's really worth doing (there for a week).
Also Iceland girls opinions on middleclass london accents (close to RP)
Boku dake ga Inai Machi and Haruchika are ok. New JoJo should be April.
not an autistic weeb but just letting you know there is a new 'manga and gaming' shop in birmingham lmao called tokyo toys
a guy dressed as pikachu was holding a sign pointing towards it earlier
I like to imagine myself being the cool rain washes through these filthy means streets, cleansing them of all the scum and low-life in my wake, with this song pumping behind me.
I was just trying to share in your culture with you senpai.
are these the typical UKIP/Right wing British voters?
what does /brit/ think of John Terry?
He pretty much expresses British nationalist views.
He just got deionised by out politically correct media.
Terry is a UKIP supporter.
WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH LORD
>work hard your whole life to provide for your son
>do everything you can to see him succeed and be happy
>you come home one day
>dad, im actually transgender and I am going to study women studies at uni to get in touch with my true self
mate of mine asked if he could have this $10 chip from the local casino that was on my desk. I said no and then came back after he left and it wasn't there anymore.
I never let him back in my house lmao
tell him "look it's okay if you want to be artsy and gay, but you can be artsy and gay while working a job that actually contributes to the society that raised you. You can be an artsy gay construction worker if you'd like, or an artsy gay engineer. Then you can be artsy gay and rich"
a very underrated player and leader, thanks to BBC propaganda
I've met him many times in person (I live near Chelsea training ground), and he's a pretty safe lad. Proper lad, and isn't afraid to express his political views, seeing that his reputation is already fucked.
>Ridicule is the proper response to beliefs such as Jesus' mother was a virgin, Joshua slowed Earth's rotation or Muhammad split the moon.
going to this in birmingham in a few weeks lads should be good
Reminder that London is literally going to have a Paki for a mayor
>trying to sleep through my migraine
>have 5 exams this week I need to get on with revising for
>my drama and art student female housemates are blasting music, making gay as fuck vegetarian food and screeching at each other in their horrific posh voices on the floor below me
November 7, 2000, was the last day that no one died on Texas roads. Since there, there has been at least one fatal crash or traffic fatality somewhere in the state. Every day since. The state is 791 weeks into this sad streak.
>my best mate has been seeing a girl for a while
>finally see the facebook status "In an open relationship with"
>like the status
>reread the status
>In an open relationship
>remember what open relationship actually means
fuck sake's he's going to get cucked isn't he
>Two of my work colleagues start doing extra shit that's not in our job description that I don't do
>Keep asking them to stop because they're creating a new normal
>People are starting to ask "Why isn't anon doing that stuff as well"?
REEEEE how the fuck do I deal with this?
I'm a manager, and so are they.
They're doing a team coach role as well which is a role beneath a manager. They were originally team coaches that got promoted whereas I wasn't.
I'm not coaching cause that's below my role.
You don't get a promoted by doing the job BELOW you.
Yes she's wrong because "they" do not try to make out the americans were first
the tim peake build up had about 5 million mentions of gagargin and sputnik. they even had the first soviet spacewalker on the bbc on launch day.
i don't think they count it as wanking like we do
willies take a bit more work. they can get battered around when they're flaccid.
but girls can get horny just from sitting down plus hormones during their cycle. if they've been like that since they were 9 or 13 it would just be normal.
that's why we think girls don't wank.
that's their secret
[spoiler]they're always wanking[/spoiler]
I mean like clasping your shaft and rubbing up and down along the length
Clits are just bellends tbqh
Mars, not the moon. There's actually several. In my lifetime they'll be a proper American flag there too. Well certainly hope so, desu. They might use that fucking dumb earth logo they came out with a few years ago
thats not what she said
Everyone knows who went to space first and who landed on the moon first
The point is more of a fuss was made for the moon landings and it's disproportionate considering the most difficult thing about landing on the moon is going into space. look at the number of times the rocket does an arch and falls straight back down lol
.>Guinness book of records doesn't count the first man in space as Yuri Gagarin as he bailed out of his spaceship and landed by parachute after re-entry.
How does how he landed have anything to do with being in space?
>tfw Britain is the only European country to smash a probe uncontrollably into mars.
>the most difficult thing about going to the moon is getting into space
That's that easiest part you fuckwit. The hardest parts are leaving earth's gravitas pull, reaching the moon, orbiting the moon, landing on a smaller craft, walking around disconnected on the moon and then making in safely back on earth from another celestial body, none of which the sockets managed. Dumb fuck, actually think before you post
at least we weren't such failures, desu
>you will never fuck your mate's hot younger sister whilst he's sleeping
>you will never get a blowie in the school toilets or a wankjob in double biology
>you will never shag kayleigh behind a bush in the park
>you will never get a blowie at the cinema after school
>you will never go drag racing in your suped up xr2i
the apollo missions were an incredible technical feat
getting a shitty vostok into space is one thing
designing and operating a saturn V rocket in a few years and successfully landing on the moon 5 times, is far more impressive than anything the USSR did
USSR designed their own moon rocket and they all blew up on launchpad tests, one of the accidents killed most of their experts in one go
touching the moon is comparatively easy since it has no atmosphere.
russians already got to space so we knew it was possible. all that was left was for nasa to learn it and through enough money at it.
then it was a case of cia propaganda war taking over.
and the hardest part is getting back but no one ever says 'first man to make it back alive from the moon'
I miss Anna
the other day i was getting drive thru from kfc and i was listening to metal and when i got to the window they were like "what the fuck is that" and laughed with the other employees and i couldnt tell if they were making fun of me then when they asked what i wanted to drink i said mountain dew and they laughed again.
im never going to kfc again