>tfw no Scandi perfect gf
Just end my suffering.
It's so sad that she is muslim now. Such qt is lost.
OP women like Emilie Nereng or Anna Nyström are dime a dozen. your average Facebook attention whore. even if you got one of these girls to get into a relationship with you you'd just end up disappointed. they're mostly in love with themselves and for them men just fall from the sky anyway, so they'll walk out on a relationship and start another like it was a Spring sale.
I hear you like nobel norwegian girls anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2VQKg-Ess
know that feel.
what good is your not cucked shithole country when you're a plumber subhuman that will never get a qt blonde scandi gf.
They're dumb cheating whores with no values and they look like shit.
Scandi may be whores and dumb but they have qt accent and at least some personality.
I've met Polish girls here in the States and on Norway, they were great and average to very hot. Not total sluts, but did t take too much to sleep with a couple. The Norwegian girls I met weren't bad, way more into jumping on everyone's dick that they liked, could have just been that group. I also noticed that there wasn't too much of a middle on average looking girls, it was ugly to pretty damn hot.
Arm the fucking nukes, Russia, it's time for Final Judgement.
whats wrong with polish grills janusz?
Probably. I have severe depression despite having job, looking good, being fit and not being socially awkward.
I drink myself to death every night. I wish I didn't just wake up.
That's what living in a post-commie shithole does that to you. You could be born Swiss or Norwegian, but you're born a Pole.
You can both come and lick my legs
>not upper middle class english
>not from kentucky, usa
>Tfw I'll never cut her up, cook her and enjoy a tasty meal of her
Voe came to Mexico and made fun of our tacos, fuck her (2bh)
look how this alpha meximen treat scandi women, they have no men in norway
lool that guy who is huggin her literally raped her
Yes I agree
Scandinavian girls are the most beautiful Aryan beauties
I will never have one because I am only stupid dirty p*llock
I like their round faces a lot more than scandi features. They look more maternal, you know? Polish women are top tier as far as I've seen. I live in Chicago too which is like America's Polish mecca.
What the fuck? What the literal fuck?
Fuck this gay earth
please stay away. We are few in numbers and soon going extinct due to people mixing with immigrants.
Soon there will be no more blondes and no more scandinavians. STAY AWAYYYYYY WOJTEK
What the fuck did you say to my Canadian brother, you shitface, I hope you kill yourself
nothing, unless ur either a:
3. attending high school
>Not believing facts posted on a French knitting forum
D-does Germany hast the same frauen as her?
Only Arab cutes here. Sorry.
(Also fuck the 4mb limit)
I know about Hollister but I've only seen its (the brand) bag once in my life. Intriguing...
The above should reassure me that I will never EVER get a girl like that. I will always be a part of the lumpenproletariat, lads
Really sad that we can only post 4mb. Please do something Yamamoto!
Raising Muslim children is her destiny.
>tfw will never have a gf like her
Why is taytay so perfect?
>Why is taytay so perfect?
Heavy make up job + Photoshop
One day, Garfield was sleeping in his box thing, and then he woke up.
“OH GOD.” He hollered in a demonic voice, “MY ASS ITCHES! ARRRG!”
Jon walked in to the room and glared at Garfield. “Bitch.” He muttered and walked away.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!” screamed Garfield with a demonic voice, “YOU BASTURD!”
“I called you a ‘fat ass’.” Jon laughed, “FAT CAT! FAT CAT! FAT ASS CAT! FAT ASS CAT!”
“EUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!!” Garfield instantly went back to sleep.
“Bitch.” Muttered Jon and left
The next day, Garfield woke up and let out a demonic fart.
“OOOOOOH, YEAH!” he sighed with a demonic loud voice, “OOOH, YEAH! THAT FEELS GOOD!”
Oldie came into the room barking happily. “Bark! Bark! Bark!”
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!” hollered Garfield to Oldie, “UP YOUR ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!”
Garfield grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and sawed off Oldie’s ass.
“YEAH!” laughed Garfield, “NOW TO STUFF BROKEN GLASS UP IT!”
Oldie, being the retard he was, didn’t notice his ass was gone and happily walked away barking cheerfully.
Garfield began to groan in a demonic voice, and his head spun around in a circle as if he was possessed.
Jon came in with a shotgun and showed it to Garfield.
“Hey, Garfield, look at what I got.” He raised the gun up high to polish it, “Think the chicks will love me now?”
“BLEAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!” groaned Garfield, spewing out vomit with full force as his head spun.
“Really!” gasped Jon with happiness, “Thank you Garfield!” he ran out the house laughing crazily.
“NOW TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!” screeched Garfield as light and static formed around him, “THE END IS NOW!”
Or is it?
Nope, no. Sorry.
To be continued�
With this gif you did what your ancestors couldn't.
Garfield destroyed half the city and then he went back to sleep only to wake up in a pile of his own diarrhea in his room.
“OH FUCK!” He snarled in a demonic voice, “MY FUCKING TOILET HAS FUCKED UP ITSELF AGAIN! THAT FUCKING, WHORING, BITCH!”
Jon came into the room with a clothespin over his nose. “GAWD DAMN, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!” he hollered.
“OOOOH!” hissed Garfield, “AND LIKE YOU DON’T SMELL TEN TIMES AS WORSE THAN YOUR DEAD MOM’S FUCKING CORPSE!”
“UP YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!” screamed Jon, his voice screeching from a dry throat.
“OH FUCK YOU!” replied Garfield.
Oldie came barking happily into the room, his sawed-off ass still missing, and he licked
Garfield’s face in his show of appreciation of his existence.
“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT, YOU STUPID BASTURD ASSHOLE BITCH!”
“Bark! Bark! Bark!” barked Oldie, happy as can be.
“OH FUCK YOU!” Garfield yelled, “YOUR MOM WAS A FUCKING WHORE AND I DID HER FIVE FUCKING TIMES BEFORE I
KILLED HER WITH MY FUCKING FARTS, YOU FUCKING LITTLE SON OF A BITCHING WHORE!”
Oldie, still being the retard he is, continued to happily lick Garfield’s face leaving behind huge amounts of salvia.
“OH THAT IS FUCKING IT!” cried Garfield, grabbing a chainsaw from thin air and started its engine; “YOUR TONGUE IS GONE!
Garfield sawed off Oldie’s tongue and blood squirted everywhere. Oldie’s tongue writhed on the ground as the nerves in
it slowly died from loss of blood. Garfield picked the tongue up and shoved it deep inside Oldie’s throat, to drown
him with the blood squirting out.
Oldie continued to bark happily and 'lick’ Garfield face leaving behind huge amounts of blood instead of
saliva now that his tongue is gone.
i'm not really a feet kind of guy
twitter is nice for finding pics like this though
>that appalling feel when no basic bitch African American hoodspeak gf