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>tfw no Scandi perfect gf Just end my suffering.

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>tfw no Scandi perfect gf
Just end my suffering.
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hello i refugee me women i fuck ugu ugu
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>>53286717

Seems like qts like her aren't the norm.


Also Hollister, kek
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>>53286717
Polish girls are just as pretty. Stop perpetuating Nazi-tier standards of beauty. I know most Scandinavians would agree that they are not the be all end all of attractiveness
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>>53286815
you can't say that and not post evidence to support your claim
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Then she opens her mouth and you just want to walk away.
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You can't handle a woman like her.
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>>53286845
>You can't handle a woman like her.
Why? I handled your mother pretty good last night.
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>>53286717
>2016
>being white

Disgusting. Ship her off to the refugee breeding grounds pronto.
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>>53286717
It's so sad that she is muslim now. Such qt is lost.
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>>53286717
>hollister
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>>53286910

northern europes future is bright
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>>53286717
>shopping bags
>nike shoes
>dyed hair
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OP women like Emilie Nereng or Anna Nyström are dime a dozen. your average Facebook attention whore. even if you got one of these girls to get into a relationship with you you'd just end up disappointed. they're mostly in love with themselves and for them men just fall from the sky anyway, so they'll walk out on a relationship and start another like it was a Spring sale.
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>>53286910
looks much cuter now.
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>>53286717
We tried to give them to you at least three times throughout history, but you refused every time.
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>>53287028
s-sorry
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>>53286910
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>generic bimbo number 196958824
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>>53286717
I hear you like nobel norwegian girls anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2VQKg-Ess
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>>53287685
Da fak.

Why are you doing this to me, Norwegbro?
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>>53286717
She looks generic as fuck tbx
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>no french gf
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>>53287831
Then find me one like her, Dymitr.

I only see bland Polish brunette whores.
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>>53287866
I don't think it's hard to find blonde girl in Poland
Also "scandicks are 100% blondes" is a fucking meme
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>>53287605
>anglos projecting their cuckold culture
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>>53286717
know that feel.

what good is your not cucked shithole country when you're a plumber subhuman that will never get a qt blonde scandi gf.
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>>53288371

Idk why you Poles bitch about your own women so much, i've met many qt polish girls.
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>>53288477
It's really weird. All the polish girls I've meet in Norway are sweethearts, and we've got plenty of Polish girls.
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>>53288477
They're dumb cheating whores with no values and they look like shit.

Scandi may be whores and dumb but they have qt accent and at least some personality.
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>>53286717
Her bf wears lipstick
>Wanting to be a cuck
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>>53286834
Yes he can
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>>53286717
>holister
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>>53288565

I've met Polish girls here in the States and on Norway, they were great and average to very hot. Not total sluts, but did t take too much to sleep with a couple. The Norwegian girls I met weren't bad, way more into jumping on everyone's dick that they liked, could have just been that group. I also noticed that there wasn't too much of a middle on average looking girls, it was ugly to pretty damn hot.
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>>53286717
>Hollister bag
Fucking dropped
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>>53286910
Arm the fucking nukes, Russia, it's time for Final Judgement.
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>>53287685
>"Frag out!"
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>>53288694
> it was ugly to pretty damn hot.
We are all damn pretty hot, oh yeah mama
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>>53286717
Stop posting this whore
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>>53288592

Do you live in a city?
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>>53288838
Gdańsk.
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>>53288835
Go to reddit, they have a downvote systen you can use when you see something you don't like
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>>53288852
Good people don't live in cities
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>>53288872
Upboated XDXD
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>>53286717
I want to lick her legs
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>>53288831

No, not all of you. But that is every cunt really.


>>53288852

I always found cities to have a larger whore population.
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>>53286717
whats wrong with polish grills janusz?
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>Liberal whores
>Perfect
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>>53288876
>>53288912
Probably. I have severe depression despite having job, looking good, being fit and not being socially awkward.
I drink myself to death every night. I wish I didn't just wake up.

That's what living in a post-commie shithole does that to you. You could be born Swiss or Norwegian, but you're born a Pole.
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>>53288999
trips confirm
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>>53288910
same
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>>53286717
any feet pics?
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SLAVIC WOMAN ARE THE PRETTIEST
GIVE ME ALL YOUR QTS FROM POLAND AND UKRAINA
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>>53289004
Been there bud
Good luck to ya
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>>53288910
>>53289090
You can both come and lick my legs
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>>53289165
>SLAVIC WOMAN ARE THE PRETTIEST
bullshit, bland and stupid cheating whores
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>>53287605

>mobile advertisement for larger bandwidth
>has to be about cucking

This is borderline insane.
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still no gf
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>>53288615
>
proofs?
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>>53289123
>>53289123
>>53289123
>>53289123
>>53289123
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>>53290677
literally perfect
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>>53289224
no thanks
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>not kiwi
>not aussie
>not upper middle class english
>not from kentucky, usa
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>>53290729
>tfw i'll never kiss her feet
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>>53291073
>>53291073
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>>53290729
>>53291073
>Tfw I'll never cut her up, cook her and enjoy a tasty meal of her
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>>53291270
NO
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>>53291270
one, more, word
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>>53286717
Voe came to Mexico and made fun of our tacos, fuck her (2bh)
look how this alpha meximen treat scandi women, they have no men in norway
https://www.voeblogg.no/2015/04/28/svipptur-til-mexico/
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>>53291978
fuck you
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>>53291978
lool that guy who is huggin her literally raped her
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>>53291978
>mexicans
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>Hollister
Great taste t b h f a m
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Yes I agree
Scandinavian girls are the most beautiful Aryan beauties
I will never have one because I am only stupid dirty p*llock
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>>53286748
>>53286938
>>53288652
>>53288701
>>53292322

what the fuck is hollister
only a faggot would know such a thing
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>>53292465
>being poor
lel
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>>53291978
I'm surprised those Mexicans didn't kidnap them, and hold them for ransom.
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>>53292389
S I M H A L L
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>>53286717
Rub dirt all over your face and rape until your hearts content. Apparently that's allowed in western Europe.
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>>53289004

Humm, granted I never have been there personally, but my friends all loved visiting your cunt. Americans seem to have a fondness for you cucks.
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>>53293665
That's because they're 1/16th Polish.
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>>53288973
I like their round faces a lot more than scandi features. They look more maternal, you know? Polish women are top tier as far as I've seen. I live in Chicago too which is like America's Polish mecca.
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>>53286910
What the fuck? What the literal fuck?
Fuck this gay earth
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>>53286717
please stay away. We are few in numbers and soon going extinct due to people mixing with immigrants.

Soon there will be no more blondes and no more scandinavians. STAY AWAYYYYYY WOJTEK
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>>53286748
>>53288652
>>53288701
>>53292322
Whats wrong with hollister?
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>>53286910
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>53290729
This woman is very beautiful.
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>>53296434
sorry norway you have beautiful mountains and coastline

but those girls got downs
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>>53286910

i think scandi women have an identity crisis fueled by a bad case of spoiling first worldism

this si what hapens when national identity is weak
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>>53296434
Green = Yes please
Blue = Hmm...
Red = No thanks.
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>>53286717
>>53292389
You could just move here, or even just visit, and your dream of a Norwegian fuck/gf could easily come true.

Thousands of Poles do it every year.
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>>53296587

What about these?
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>>53286834
What the fuck did you say to my Canadian brother, you shitface, I hope you kill yourself
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>>53286717
but that's in Germany
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>>53296402
>>53292544
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BLACKED when?
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>>53297629
when she becomes a porn star at the end of her career and is desperate for money
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>>53286717
way too masculine looking face
ill stick to slavic qts
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>>53286910
that doesn't look like her
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>>53301484
Faggot
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>>53296402

nothing, unless ur either a:

1. fag
2. woman
3. attending high school
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>>53301678
>Not believing facts posted on a French knitting forum
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>>53302501
D-does Germany hast the same frauen as her?
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>>53302530
Only Arab cutes here. Sorry.
(Also fuck the 4mb limit)
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>>53302501
>>53302657
post youtube channel
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>>53302657
no idea whats going on but i like it
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I know about Hollister but I've only seen its (the brand) bag once in my life. Intriguing...

The above should reassure me that I will never EVER get a girl like that. I will always be a part of the lumpenproletariat, lads
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>>53302707
Emelie Nereng is her name
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>>53286910
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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Really sad that we can only post 4mb. Please do something Yamamoto!
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Mathilde Goehler or Emilie Nereng...
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>>53286717
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>>53302744
Sucking BBC is her game.
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>>53303204
Raising Muslim children is her destiny.
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>>53303187
who is this ice demon
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>>53303187
>tfw will never have a gf like her
>>53303258
Why is taytay so perfect?
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>>53302928

Holly is the only good thing about England
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>>53303291
>Why is taytay so perfect?
Heavy make up job + Photoshop
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>>53303315
True.
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>>53303398
Hungarian girls are known here to be the best viwes. Timid, alcoholic, get fat pretty easy but are supreme lays
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One day, Garfield was sleeping in his box thing, and then he woke up.

“OH GOD.” He hollered in a demonic voice, “MY ASS ITCHES! ARRRG!”

Jon walked in to the room and glared at Garfield. “Bitch.” He muttered and walked away.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!” screamed Garfield with a demonic voice, “YOU BASTURD!”

“I called you a ‘fat ass’.” Jon laughed, “FAT CAT! FAT CAT! FAT ASS CAT! FAT ASS CAT!”

“EUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!!” Garfield instantly went back to sleep.

“Bitch.” Muttered Jon and left

The next day, Garfield woke up and let out a demonic fart.

“OOOOOOH, YEAH!” he sighed with a demonic loud voice, “OOOH, YEAH! THAT FEELS GOOD!”

Oldie came into the room barking happily. “Bark! Bark! Bark!”

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!” hollered Garfield to Oldie, “UP YOUR ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!”

Garfield grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and sawed off Oldie’s ass.

“YEAH!” laughed Garfield, “NOW TO STUFF BROKEN GLASS UP IT!”

Oldie, being the retard he was, didn’t notice his ass was gone and happily walked away barking cheerfully.

Garfield began to groan in a demonic voice, and his head spun around in a circle as if he was possessed.

Jon came in with a shotgun and showed it to Garfield.

“Hey, Garfield, look at what I got.” He raised the gun up high to polish it, “Think the chicks will love me now?”

“BLEAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!” groaned Garfield, spewing out vomit with full force as his head spun.

“Really!” gasped Jon with happiness, “Thank you Garfield!” he ran out the house laughing crazily.

“NOW TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!” screeched Garfield as light and static formed around him, “THE END IS NOW!”

The End?

Or is it?

Nope, no. Sorry.

To be continued�
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>>53303291
she has a bf, he's a chill guy.
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>>53303398
With this gif you did what your ancestors couldn't.
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>>53303488
Kill all jews?
WERE FREE, WERE FREE!!
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>>53302501
mmm delicious flat lil white booty... ooga booga
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>>53286892
Hoooly shit polish, i'm dying.
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>>53303551
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>>53303462

Garfield destroyed half the city and then he went back to sleep only to wake up in a pile of his own diarrhea in his room.

“OH FUCK!” He snarled in a demonic voice, “MY FUCKING TOILET HAS FUCKED UP ITSELF AGAIN! THAT FUCKING, WHORING, BITCH!”
Jon came into the room with a clothespin over his nose. “GAWD DAMN, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!” he hollered.

“OOOOH!” hissed Garfield, “AND LIKE YOU DON’T SMELL TEN TIMES AS WORSE THAN YOUR DEAD MOM’S FUCKING CORPSE!”

“UP YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!” screamed Jon, his voice screeching from a dry throat.

“OH FUCK YOU!” replied Garfield.

Oldie came barking happily into the room, his sawed-off ass still missing, and he licked
Garfield’s face in his show of appreciation of his existence.
“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT, YOU STUPID BASTURD ASSHOLE BITCH!”

“Bark! Bark! Bark!” barked Oldie, happy as can be.

“OH FUCK YOU!” Garfield yelled, “YOUR MOM WAS A FUCKING WHORE AND I DID HER FIVE FUCKING TIMES BEFORE I
KILLED HER WITH MY FUCKING FARTS, YOU FUCKING LITTLE SON OF A BITCHING WHORE!”
Oldie, still being the retard he is, continued to happily lick Garfield’s face leaving behind huge amounts of salvia.

“OH THAT IS FUCKING IT!” cried Garfield, grabbing a chainsaw from thin air and started its engine; “YOUR TONGUE IS GONE!
Garfield sawed off Oldie’s tongue and blood squirted everywhere. Oldie’s tongue writhed on the ground as the nerves in
it slowly died from loss of blood. Garfield picked the tongue up and shoved it deep inside Oldie’s throat, to drown
him with the blood squirting out.

Oldie continued to bark happily and 'lick’ Garfield face leaving behind huge amounts of blood instead of
saliva now that his tongue is gone.
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>>53303610
why is he so dreamy
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>>53288999
It's fucking Piper
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>>53289123
i'm not really a feet kind of guy

twitter is nice for finding pics like this though
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>>53303705
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>that appalling feel when no basic bitch African American hoodspeak gf
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