>Be Latin/Romance speaking
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a word that mean strenght, dominance, power (Rome), your ancestors were unstoppable fierce bad asses
That's cool as fuck bro!, that's ALPHA tier.
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a group of Barbarian savages that plundered and raped
That's... kinda lame, but yeah ok, it'll pass.
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after the a word that means nomad
That's ok I guess. it'll do.
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a word that litteraly means "Slaves"this indicates that your ancestors were mostly subhumans
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you can't fucking make this up! NO, YOU CAN'T! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
That's so fucking beta, bro!
ahahahahahahah so fucking embarassing, oh. my. fucking. god.
FOR FUCK SAKE, YOUR ETHNIC GROUP IS NAMED AFTER THE WORD FOR FUCKING SLAVES! SLAVES, SUBJUGATED, LOSERS, BETAS!
What's your FUCKING ESCUSE?
We're germanic/suebi/celtic with latin influences.
We're Alpha Omega tier NIGAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAAHAHHAHAHAHGAAHAHHAHAH To begin with we're not what you'd call human. Over the
past one thousand years a kind of consciousness formed layer by
layer in the crucible of Douro valley. It's not unlike the way
life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The Douro river
was our primordial soup, a base of evolution --
We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that
portuguese people invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us?
As long as this nation exists, so will we.
The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century.
As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to
us.But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that
information be left at the mercy of nature?We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures,
symbols... from tablets to books...But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A
small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then
passed on. Not unlike genes, really.But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is
accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never
fading, always accessible.All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at
an alarming rate.It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of
my bad, i thought it was the reverse
AND NUMBER TWO, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!
ANOTHER SUBHUMAN SLAV HAS ENTERED THE THREAD ONLY TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY ME/MOI/MIHI VERBALLY, YOU ARE NOTHING AND YOU WILL TURNO INTO NOTHING YOU SUBHUMAN SLAVE!
NOT REALLY YOU FUCKING RETARD
The Slavic autonym is reconstructed in Proto-Slavic as *Slověninъ, plural *Slověne. The oldest documents written in Old Church Slavonic and dating from the 9th century attest Cлoвѣнe Slověne to describe the Slavs. Other early Slavic attestations include Old East Slavic Cлoвѣнѣ Slověně for "an East Slavic group near Novgorod." However, the earliest written references to the Slavs under this name are in other languages. In the 6th century AD Procopius, writing in Byzantine Greek, refers to the Σkλάβοι Sklaboi, Σkλαβηνοί Sklabēnoi, Σkλαυηνοί Sklauenoi, Σθλαβηνοί Sthlabenoi, or Σkλαβῖνοι Sklabinoi, while his contemporary Jordanes refers to the Sclaveni in Latin.
>Be Slavic speaking
>Your ethnicity/linguistic group is named after a word that mean "to speak", because we have preserved the glory and might of the proto-ndo-European language
Feels glorious desu Jezičniki!
That's incorrect. Slav means basically "people who can speak". It's derived from "slovo" which, in most Slavic languages, means something like "word" or "speech" or something like that. Similarly, in most Slavic languages, the word for Germans is generally something like "mutes" or "incapable of speech". Basically, the idea was that Slavs are people who speak a proper language that other Slavs can understand (i.e. some form of Slavic), unlike Germans who just speak incomprehensible gibberish.
Also, German means something like "spear man", whereas Rome comes from the name of some gay mythological furry who sucked wolf tits.