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You'll-never-appreciate-how-much-time-I-took-to-transcribe-the-texts Edition

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.

>English

WARNING:
WELDING ELECTRODES
Protect yourself and others.
Read and understand this information. FUMES AND GASES can be hazardous to your health, ARC RAYS can injure eyes and burn skin. ELECTRIC SHOCK can KILL. Before use, read and understand the manufacturer's instructions. Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDSs), and your employer's safety practices.

>Français

AVERTISSMENT:
ELECTRODES DE SOUDURE
PROTEGEZ-vous et protégez les autres. Lisez et comprenez bien ces informations. LES VAPEURS ET LES GAZ mettent en danger votre santé. LES RAYONS ARC peuvent blesser les veux et brûler la peau. LES CHOCS ELECTRIQUES peuvent PROVOQUER LA MORT. - Avant l'utilisation, lisez et assurez-vous de bien comprendre les instructions du fabricant, les fiches, de santé-sécurité (FTSS), et les normes de sécurité' de votre employeur.

>Español

ADVERTENCIA.
ELECTRODOS DE SOLDADURA
PROTÉJASE y proteja a los demás. Estudle culdadosamente osta información. LOS VAPORES Y LOS GASES pueden ser dañinos para su salud, LA RADIACIÓN DE LOS ARCO puede lesionar los ojos, quemar la piel y causar CHOQUE ELÉCTRICO Y LA MUERTE.
Antes de comenzar a utilizarlos, estudie las instrucciones del fabricante, las Hojas de Datos de Seguridad de Materiales (MSDS por sus siglas en inglés) y las prácticas de seguridad de su empresa.
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>>53281183
>peuvent blesser les veux
Yeux* not veux
Did you just re-write all of this or translated it from english ?
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>>53281183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WNWv8zg0ue
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>>53282134
it'll be a warning somewhere that he's transcribed.

so sat down and typed word for word
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>>53281183

It's friday so i think it's only fair we revive karaoke.

Babs, this is for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkiUXhKTX6c
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I dare one of you faggots to sing this :^)
https://youtu.be/ombVQcPVOOE
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>>53283228
gimme the actual song to compare and i'll consider it after a couple more beers
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>>53283403
https://youtu.be/-qnsZgQe1tU
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>>53283609

> this fucking Trockenritze

It depends how drunk I get.
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>>53282134
>>53282601

I even had to tilt my head the whole time.
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>>53283818
That's what I call dedication, based Babs
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>>53283818
or you could have rotate the pic
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>>53284247

I'm just a lowly humble servant.
Vive la Voc Threads
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>>53284335
that would take the fun out of it
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>>53283228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1WuqO5w2l
how did i do
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>>53284335

well hoighty toighty look at mr. problem solver.
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>>53284341
>I'm just a lowly humble servant.
No you're not. And you know it.
YOU ARE THE HEART THAT BEATS AND KEEPS THE THREADS ALIVE
YOU ARE THE SHIP CARRYING THE THREADS IN THE 4CHAN SEA
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>>53284387
How did you know what I wanted to post next? D:

https://youtu.be/HGQAjAjsZNo
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>>53281183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aKd28NN9V9
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>>53284476

> this level of cheese

Well what can one expect from a Frenchman.
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>>53281183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ovg0nCdaHx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDM6OEzPfy
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NFvwPMcTES
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God i'm so infuriated... I hate the damn genocide commiting americans, and their carpet bombing and their manipulative government and their retarded citizens who don't have a clue... I hope they get what they deserve that their economy collapses and the country falls into civil war. I hate the complete and utter lack of any form of justice in this world.

i hate religious fanatics, both muslim and christian that slaughter each other in the name of their ignorance. I hate these morons who go around trying to impose their way of stupidity upon everyone around them breeding more and more intolerance throughout societ. (yes i'm aware how hypocritical it is of me to talk about intolerence). I hope that they are right and i'm wrong and there is a heaven and a hell so I can wait for them in hell when i die and shove pitch forks in unholy places into them.

I hate the stupid smokers who stand at bus stops and every where you go and blow their stupid filth in your face. I want to take their bloody cigerretes and shove it down their throat before farting on their face.
....
do I need to see a therapist? or does anyone else find themselves wishing that smokers should get lung cancer?

edit: did i mention i also hate women? yes i hate women and their equality hypocrisy. Yes lets make everything equal and give everyone equal rights, but only as long as it gives women an advantage. FFS fathers can't see their children and you can't dump a woman because they will take your house and your money and your children so u can never see them again...
I also hate the morons that came up with these stupid laws that make men second class citizens.
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happy new year m8s

love you all :3
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>>53290865
Daww, how sweet of you :3
Pretty late but I assume you'll also pay the debnts some day, huh
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>>53290865
You're a week late Christos.
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>>53291212
>>53291258

pls no bully ;_;

i just came home from vacation, didnt have the chance to say hello
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I tried to sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mdgfeTsyaX

I wish we could sing a song as /int/
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>>53290865
Happy new year !
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>>53291401
For some reason you sound east Asian at times.

>>53287989
>>53285084
Yep. Sounds French.

>>53285698
Pretty much perfect.
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>>53289851

Kek, where did you get this freshly baked edge from?
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>>53291401
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mdgfeTsyaX
Shit you have a great voice t b h
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>>53285109

Am I doing it right, Nigel?
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>>53291387
>vacation
Steady on m8. How did you afford that?
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>>53291790
Who pays dents when you can not pay them?
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>>53291760
> boddingtons

You poor soul. Out of all the decent beer we make, you pick motherfucking Boddingtons

>PG tips

Not what I'd pick but good enough

> Fish and chips

those chips look sufficiently rancid and undercooked to be the average muck fed to a northerner coming out his local at midnight, good job

Why does it look like you've half eaten the lemon?


> American Spirits

This is the only part you lose on, can't buy that in the UK which is why I asked the yanks to send me some.

> tea lights
kek, getting romantic with my queen? Steady
on


I r8 8/10
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>>53291603
What do you mean? At where? How? What can I do to fix? Resbond bls
>>53291659
Thanks lad
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>>53291948
Am I doing it right nigel?
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>>53291790
>How did you afford that

life finds a way
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>>53291948

topkek, you have no idea the effort I went through to do this bit. I bought a whole case of this crappy beer because it was the only one they sold from England. I blew that fag a little bit (is that the proper slang?) and it was horrid.


It's all fairly cold now because I cooked it an hour ago and I've been setting up the picture ever since.

Overall 10/10, would do it again.
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>>53292130

Looking class m8.

Would have a drink with and eye up some saucy birds/10
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>>53292182
Didn't you hate all black?
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>>53292180
>I bought a whole case of this crappy beer because it was the only one they sold from England.

That does trigger me a little, tb h. Boddingtons is what homeless people drink when the paki shop has sold out of white lightning or tennants super lager. Either that or it's the staple beer of liverpool, just so that they can have something else to feel hard done by.

> I blew that fag a little bit

Did he thank you?


Have to be honest here, a little twinge of nostalgia went through me when I saw that pic.
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>>53292180

Also just spilled the wax from one of those tea lights onto my laptop as I picked it up to blow it out.

vuck mein leib
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>>53292278
No, you misheard. He hates all the blacks.
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>>53292278

what?
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>>53292383
Black socks, black jeans, black shirt, black boxer briefs, black long johns
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>>53292358
>Also just spilled ""the wax"" from ""one of those tea lights"" onto my laptop as I picked it up to ""blow it out""
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>>53292431

Well to be fair I can only see your socks and jeans, how was I to know the rest was black? :DDDD

And yeah, completely black is a little bit poo tbf
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>>53292491

>charlton_kekston.gif

Alright lads, poker?
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
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>>53292530
You can see my shirt too, or how high do you think I pull my jeans?
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>>53292614
Maybe you have really long legs and a really short torso.
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>>53292614

You're right, sorry. Tbf I only glanced lad.
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>>53292556

I'll be in poker a little later
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>>53292680
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>>53292728

Mashed peas might be my new favourite thing 2bh
Absolutely delish.
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>>53293490

Funny that, I'm really not a fan. Noice to know you like em.
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"I love Russian girls" in Russian.
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>>53293572
Translate plz
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>>53291651
Since when are facts edgy?
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>>53296196

> facts

>I hate the stupid smokers who stand at bus stops and every where you go and blow their stupid filth in your face. I want to take their bloody cigerretes and shove it down their throat before farting on their face.

>do I need to see a therapist? or does anyone else find themselves wishing that smokers should get lung cancer?
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1. Post a short poem in your language
2. I'll make a short beat in FL studio 10 and rap it to the best of my ability
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>>53298982
feel my hand cramp when i'm jerking
to hentai cause only niggers like twerking
watch so much anime that my eyes hurting
get a check for my autism cause i'm not working
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>>53299102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UWpCJtsssg
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>>53293572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s046Htz5GcBy
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>>53301079
can you sing pyccкaя дopoгa please?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TC95W18d0
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToW3dw6XVW
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>>53301351
Have you sung it with the irish accent? :D
Well, my turn, I've failed a bit tbн :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spGgqjfMuS
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>>53302020
lol, dont think you can change key halfway through a verse and not have me notice ;))))))
very good attempt though
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>>53302165
Thx :) But I've meant something in the pronounciation, like "glaz" instead of "glas", not about my vocal = shiet, cause I'm not a musician at all.
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