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2nd for F.

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Cute girls of various races and nationalities

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Need help on translation !

Sorry to bother you here with this but I tried to use OCR and even scanning the character one by one to use google translate but everything failed and I cannot find what this message means.

Can someone with enough knowledge or a native speaker help me understand this message please ?

いいドラマをおすすめして下さい

>>53279819
仁 jin
白い巨塔
救命病棟24時
LIAR GAME
夜行観覧車

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>>53279794
Here you go, buddy

>>53279508
おつ
>>53279397
I got it.
I wasn't sure that I should write in Japanese or English for you, but I'll post in English from now on.
Btw, I have a plan to visit Russia this summer, so I will learn Russian a bit until then...

>>53279508
乙

お尻を知りたい

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anime

>>53279794
From: Kirino
Subject: Collection
アンタに預けた
あたしのコレクション
全部捨てて

>>53280028
thanks chap!

>>53280090
typical japanese looking girl

>>53280020
ありがと

Why does everyone always greet each other when a new thread starts? it's not like it's been a while.

>>53280090
その精液の鬼は誰だ?

>>53280146
仁はほんとうにおもしろいよ!

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otu

>>53279819
Breaking Bad(を日本語字幕で見る)

>>53280166
it is not greet

>>53280180
鬼じゃなくて塊じゃない?

>>53280166
We say "thank you for making a new thread" to OP.

>>53280180
精液鬼ちゃん

>>53280287
semen demon desu

>>53280180
まんこ

>>53280339
デーモンでいいのね、りょ

>>53280166
We say "otsu" to give thanks to the OP and in remembrance of those who did not make it into the next thread.

>>53279819
天皇の料理番
半沢直樹
家政婦のミタ

最近人気があったドラマです

>>53280166
They suck my peepee for making new thread

>>53280191
概要を読んだ、面白そう
>>53280233
日本語字幕で見たら読まないぞw

英語は理解できます、それに日本語を読むよりずっと易いです

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>>53280045
Where are you going?

>>53280339
I prefer the term "cum cutie"

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Post your local weather.

I am at Washington state.

>>53280664
I know these words

おやすみ

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>>53280761

>>53280861
What's the chance of rape tomorrow?

>>53280861
they should just fire up the ovens

>>53280761
>flag
>using km/h
>using C

>>53280861
エスターライヒですか?

>>53280890
if you're a blonde girl 99%
if you're a neckbeard that never leaves his house 0,2%

>>53280949
European cultural imperialism is real.

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>>53280761
>tfw it's slowly getting colder

>>53280664
I'll visit Moscow and Sankt Peterburg.
Going to Russia from Japan requires Visa fee, so it sucks.
This is just my family trip for summer breaks, so I'll never use those vocabularies which you introduced but thanks anyway.

>>53280972
それは重要なドイツの都市です
オーストリアはドイツに属し

>>53281015
イギリスって本当に天気が変わりやすいんだ

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>>53280761

>>53281121
ドイツ国旗なのにエスターライヒって出てて驚きました

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVjEoyX2baY
きっとどこかで出会ってる

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>>53280761
>>53280861
>>53281015
>>53281259
It really must suck to be you, to be 正直

>>53281474
>warmtugal

>>53281021
Sankt Peterburg is nice, it was named Europe's best tourist destination of 2015, don't forget to visit Peterhof too, many posters on /trv/ just seem stick to aimlessly browsing the centre.

Moscow is pretty rubbish, unless you have a really tight and well thought of schedule of where to visit and what to see.

Japanese people seem to like the Ice cream domes of St.Basil, right?
If you gonna go there, remember that it's a functioning place of worship, so don't wear like a heavy metal t-shirt or something, monks there aren't shy of not letting people in because of how they're dressed, I've heard.

>>53280861
How come you don't have the Austria flag?

>>53281474
うらやましい desu

>>53281474
t.alberto barbosa

>>53281571
http://www.businessinsider.com/pictures-show-why-st-petersburg-is-europes-best-destination-2015-9

>>53281611
this

>>53280980
how many cute anime girls are in that 0,2%

>>53281611
>>53281745
Free wifi

>>53281667
Are there any sights like this out east in Siberia?

>>53281790
What's the current temperature at Siberia?

http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1mdzafzem0g92

let's racing

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>>53282096
Iceland beat me with 100wpm vs 90wpm

orz

>>53282234
how did you know it was me :O

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>>53281796
Siberia was a penal colony before the Soviets, so there's some cute early soviet pre-brutalism architecture here and there, but not much.

Siberia has some good nature sights to see though.

http://www.rosphoto.com/landscape_photography/puteshestviya_po_rossii-2668

>>53281878
-20

>>53282248
hovered over your car at the end

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>>53281571
St. Basil is that pic's building in Red square?
Yes, most Japanese tourists will visit here. I know there're dress code in religional stuff. It'll bemy first to go to the Orthodox type of church.
Thank you for following information.

>>53282272
Looks very Chinese.

-20 is not so bad.

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>>53282272
>foreign website
>no English language option
>only moonrunes that make any sense are "foto"
You're pushing the wrong buttons.

>>53282487
Yea, it's pretty warm this year.

>>53282517
I only posted that for the pics doe

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>>53282096
I raced a Japanese flag but I think he gave up when he saw the world bicyclist (´･ω･｀)

>>53282272
It looks like Chinese style architecture, but this building is more colorful than usual Chinese constructions.

>>53282641
hahahaha

What is T-Shirt weather for you guys?

For me it's 3C

>>53282719
15C and above.

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>>53282641
I did well the first time, and it made me take a test to prove that I'm not a bot, but then I lost when someone else joined because my fingers turned into spaghetti.

I'm not good with pressure.

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AMERICA HERE

WE TAKING THE WOMEN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53282719
Above 10C, I guess. Maybe a bit higher or lower depending on how sunny or windy it is.

>>53281611
because you didn't get the joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbUIJp2VFEs

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>>53282681
Well it's right next to Mongolia, so they got it from Mongols, who got it from (what is now) China (namely Tibet).

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>>53283231
やっぱり、全部アジア人は同じに見えるよ。

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Hello non-Japanese people.

Are there anyone interested in Japanese literature?

Who is your favourite writers?

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>>53282880
He actually was not a bad looking bloke, apart from the weight, but he's so much fatter and scruffier now.

>>53283231
Mongolians look like Koreans.

>>53283447
Looked like a big lady from the thumbnail

>>53283231
Is there in Buryatskaya?

>>53283105
What's the joke?

>>53283495
Buryatia.

>>53283417
I think Mongolians is similar to Japanese more than Chinese.

>>53283530
It is 'Buryatia'?
I see.

>>53283523
nazi

>>53283697
It's not a joke. It's a fact.

>>53283480
No,
Koreans look like Mongolians.
You are typical Japanese of the period of internet.
It is a way of thinking that regards Koreans as being central.

>>53283697
Ooooohhh
nice """joke"""

こんばんは。ここにいる日本人の方で、中国人の知り合いがいたり、中国の性格に詳しかったりする人いますか?

>>53283813
Can I find qt Frenchboo Russian girls in Siberia?

>>53283872
Just today I've heard a girl speak French on the phone on the bus stop
Maybe she was talking to her boyfriend

>>53283697
キチガイ

>>53283432
I've only read Kazuo Ishiguro, and he doesn't really count because he writes in English.

I've ordered No Longer Human though, which should be coming soon. The only other Japanese book I've read is Welcome to the NHK.

>>53283816
I am often working with them together.
They are excellence and took over my work just the other day.

Japanese customers often request rather them than Japanese to do work recently.
It is a little different from friend tho.

>>53284033
Braunau is the birthplace of a famous Austrian politician

>>53282766
someone who can type at like 125wpm doesn't really have a reason to spaghetti

When will Japan finally globalize itself?

>>53284751
as soon as posible

>>53284815
why do you think so?

>>53284421
I want to know how their love relationship works

>>53284857
Because Japanese industry is lagging behind.
And there is no chance of expansion of domestic demand.

>>53285101
oh I see. and I suppose the dropping numbers in population are a problem too. What do you think will Japan look like in 10years?

>>53284901
l-love relationship?

普通にそれぞれ仲良くやっていると思う。

>>53285229
別れたいのに、なかなか分かれてくれない場合ってみんなどういう風に対応してるんですか?

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Can I get a (You) from a japanese flag please?

>>53285216
Because the recession continues.
And The system of employment for young people was broken.
Old generation ignored the savings of society for future.
The obsession of maintenance of vested rights broke society of Japan.
Japan is going to decline at this rate.

>>53285495
Me too

;_;

>>53285485
上海shanghaiの方は結婚が遅いけど、
北部(山東Shandong)では誰でもすぐ結婚する、と山東人が言っていた。
上海人なら大丈夫なのでは。(‥)

>>53285569
so you mean Japan as it is today will die? I now wonder if that's a good or bad thing...

>>53285709
そうですか…

>>53285495
Im sorry but i dont live in Japan

>>53285744
It is wrong 2bh.
Therefore our government tries to change the industrial structure and plan to do expansion of external demand.

>>53285829
私は、よくわからなくてすまん。。
chinese friends をたくさん持っている人もスレッド内にいるから、昼間来たらよいと思うよ。

saya belajar bahasa indonesia

>>53285495
日本旗からレスが欲しいなら、日本語でレスした方がいいと思います。

>>53285943
Changing the industrial structure is one thing that will help, that is true.
But if Japan is really trying to change for the good, there should be more than just that.

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>>53285495
Hello viking
>>53285601
Hello world police

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>>53286444
T-T-THANK YOU S-SEMPAI!

>>53286378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuji_Nakamura
For example, he gave up on Japan, and went to America.

There is entrenched concept called the Japanese-style socialism even now.

>>53286583
you are welcome. :)

good night＾＾

>>53287437
おやすみ

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>>53287437

Oyasuminasai, nihonjin. Sleep sweetly and wake well on the morrow.

Is she Japanese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBpXy69_3jg

>>53287950
She is a Canadian.

What is your worst failed experience during your visiting in Japan?

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>>53287950
Her children will be Japanese nationals, but only half-Japanese ethnically.

This is not difficult, kanadajin3.

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jojo

>>53288261
Failing to get a gf.

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Are you guys looking forward to anything?

I'm looking forward to getting a gf.

>>53288261
Failing to be the worst

>>53288691
Wow, this hurts

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>>53288691
The comforting nothingness of non-existence.

Also Mass Effect: Andromeda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quYyKHR7W5o#t=91
涙枯れるまで

>>53287950
I don't get why her videos get so many dislikes.

>>53288956
Because she's an entitled western girl pretending to be Japanese.

>>53288691
Someday my princess will come

;_;

>>53288956
Because she's annoying and goes into an autistic rage every time someone says anything bad about Japan, and feels personally insulted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpzQrFyTwE

>>53288981
Imagine. A Chinese American girl in Los Angeles boasting how she is American, will be American, and will die American. No one will hate her, she will get so much support from SJWs and the typical neurotypical goodhearted Americans.
I call it reverse racism.

>>53286583
このアメリカンは可愛い

朝からくっそ寒いなかうんkしに行かないといけないとかくっそだるい

lads I will be walking a drunk girl from the bus stop a km to her house
is it rape if I playfully grope her

>>53289087
USA is a very multicultural country. Japan is a polar opposite.

>>53289087
But how would Chinese people feel about her?

>>53289098
*くしゃみ*

>>53289141
>is it rape if I playfully grope her
In Iceland, yes.

>>53289196
They won't give a shit, if they have no issues.

>>53289087
But if she uploads a video on youtube where she claims "America is much better than China for every aspect!" thing, Chinese people give a shit about her for sure.

>>53289330
okay i get it she's over the edge

>>53289087
I think the thing that most people find annoying about her is that she calls herself Japanese when she's been there like a year or two and talks about "gaijins" like she isn't one. She also says retarded things like she'll refuse to teach her children English because she wants them to be as Japanese as possible.

>>53289176
correct…

Are there Americans in this thread?
Can you see if these people have accents?
Or do they speak General American?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9cTwzko1ZI

>>53289441
Don't care about her calling herself Japanese, but what gets me is her calling Japan "an immigrant country just like the US or Canada". I mean, just why?

>>53289441
She's been in Japan for at least four years according to her YouTube archive. You can apply for Japanese citizenship once you live five consecutive years in Japan.

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>>53289564
>born and raised in Japan
>parents from Kansas
>quasi-English accent

>>53289865
hot though

>>53288261
My gf very wants to vistit Japan.
What can I tell her that she stops this bullshit?

I fzcking hate your country...

>>53288691
but they are kinda a waste of time

>>53290089
How about just telling her that you hate Japan? I don't know why you hate us though.

>>53289579
>but what gets me is her calling Japan "an immigrant country just like the US or Canada". I mean, just why?
Because it supports her argument 2bh.

I wonder if she flips out at regular nihonjins who still treat her like a foreigner after all this time.

>>53290148
I did already, she is just saying I have prejudice and my oppinion will change blah blah.

I need something that she stops wanting it.

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>>53290218
>I did already, she is just saying I have prejudice and my oppinion will change blah blah.

You should give Japan a chance, anon. It's improbable that you'll hate everything about the country.

>>53290218
Did you tell her about a reason why you hate Japan? What is the reason?

>>53290189
I think she is still expecting to be treated as gaijin even though she claims herself as Japanese.
Some Japanese treat with gajins as a special person, because gajins are still rare for typical Japanese people. I'm sure she enjoys being treated as gaijin. She is just an attention whore.

>>53290218
Just dump the dumb bitch

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>>53289564
>I'm white and I am being treated as a foreigner just like so many millions of other people are treated as foreigner in western countries ;(
>bwaaaa feel bad for me I am the superior race I should not be treated as a foreigner Q_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRDaf_2icic
for Peru

>>53290313
>>53290415
>paying ridicolous amounts of money to sleep in a 2 sqaremeter big apartment
>nobody speaks english
>Everybody looks down on you because you are a Latino and therefore brown
>the food is pretty much rice with some vegetables or a little meat/fish
>Tokyo is extremely crowded
>Noisy all day long
>can't go to church on sunday because japanese are some shaman paganists
etc.
I can't imagine one good thing about this place.

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>>53290726
>go to foreign country
>complain that no one speaks English
I didn't even realise non-anglos complained about stuff like this

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I've got a question. It might or might not be related to this, but I'll do it.
I'm in college(just finished 1st semester), and I'm thinking about studying abroad next year. There are a number of programs that are exchanging student focused.

Should I apply?
My major is engineering-related, and I'm receiving financial aid, which is enough (from what I've found out) to do a semester-year. Yet, I don't know what should I expect besides the wannabe, of course.

>>53290726
>one good thing
anime

Your opinions are mostly correct if you describe about Tokyo. Think. Japan also has rural area where almost everything is much cheaper than Tokyo.

>>53290856
Even in France are more people who speak english. At least enough that you aren't lost...

I mean just imagine how to buy something in a store, to ask for direction, order in a restaurant etc.

It's just not gonna working. Vocation in Japan can only be a hell trip.

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>>53291059
People who work in the service industry in Japan can often speak conversational English.

Besides, isn't it sometimes fun to go to a place where people don't speak English?

>>53290873
Do you plan to come to Japan as an exchange student? I don't recommend it, because there is no profit for you unless you want to work in Japan. Choose other countries.

>>53288261
Haven't visited yet desu

I will tell you in about two months though

>>53291534
> there is no profit for you unless you want to work in Japan.
Please elaborate.
I personally know a few who people who are taking their masters degree in Asia, mostly Singapore, Hong Kong or China. I was personally wanting to get my masters in Japan.

>>53291675
Good. Who do you plan to visit Japan with?
Which cities are you going to visit?
Have a great journey.

>>53291482
>isn't it sometimes fun to go to a place where people don't speak English?
>get lost in the city
>try order a taxy
>fail
>try ask for direction
>fail
>try find back home
>fail
>sleep in a smelly crowded and cold place on the street
>Nobody expects better from you because you are brown
>fun
>best vocations
>that was worth all the money
>super fun

>>53291815
With a friend. We will probably visit Osaka and Kyoto other than Tokyo, and maybe some other places as well if we find the time.

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>>53291841
Did this happen to someone you know, anon?

>>53291773
Is there any good thing for foreigners from the 1st world countries to study in Japan? You can study it at your home country. The only benefit for you to study in Japan is to become a person who can speak Japanese well. You can't take advantage by using Japanese in your home country, because Japanese is just a minor language.

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>>53291534
I was a more concerned about the economical part because I'm a poorfag, and found really nice places, and cheap in Japan.
Not China because I don't have iron lungs...and Europe is full of explosive refugees right now.
How's South Korea ?

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For all the negative people in this thread.

>>53288261
>Summer of 2015
>Go to ドン・キホーテ with a girl I lived with to buy chocolate or juice or something
>Get the stuff, stand in line
>Get called to counter where 2 girls work
>They scan and pack my stuff
>As I grab money from my wallet a condom falls out onto the counter
>The two cashiers start to giggle like schoolgirls
>I'm super embarrassed and want to die

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>>53292208

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>>53292171

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsj0mY13t9s

I'm living each day like I'm being chased by something

>>53292125
because it's fun?

>>53292171
Meh I was there this summer.
If I had travelled with people I like it would have been better experience.

Are there any online communities to practice speaking Japanese? I use lang-8 for writing, but I don't think there's speaking.

>>53292208
ok normie
you can leave now

>>53291841
>get lost in the city
>whip out your phone
>use GPS to find your way back home
That was hard

Normies please leave

>>53292208
Cringed a little.

>>53292993
>no mobile internet in foreign countries

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>>53292941
no
and don't call me a normie please

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>>53293077
[spoiler]Normie[/spoiler]

>>53292390
I cry evertim
>>53293056
Maps.me works here, you can download the maps beforehand

>>53292208
it's funny how guys with condoms in their wallets are always the ones who never get laid anyway
like my 150kg friend who has the same condom in his wallet since i know him "JUST IN CASE"

>>53292853
rworld

>>53293185
you're not supposed to keep them in wallets because it increases the risk of it breaking
I wasn't gonna keep it there for long (^: thats why it was in the same place as the money

>>53293146
go suck on some taiwanese soles senpai

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>>53293185
>tfw had a condom in my wallet
>tfw finally have the opportunity to use it
>tfw grill asks how ald they are
>tfw too old to be used
>tfw moment failed

>>53293304
The Swedish posters on these threads are usually normies.

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>>53293304
>go suck on some taiwanese soles senpai
that would be me my man :^)

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>>53293340
I think we should learn to live with the normies in a comfortable symbiosis instead of driving them away.

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>>53293340

loooooool japan xD

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>>53293474
あなたはリア充なので、どうして4chanにいるの?

>>53294255
I can't avoid it

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>>53294499
俺はリア充であったらいいねぇ、時々ニートであることが悲しいよ…

>>53292853
I use HelloTalk to call Japanese people a lot. Sometimes I get to talk an hour everyday, but Japanese people are busy.

>>53294683
>>53294255
>リア

=real life?

>>53294867
>リア充
http://jisho.org/search/%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2%E5%85%85

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>>53294867
正解ですよ、トルコ人さん。

>>53294977
>トルコ人さん
どうも、プアルトガる人

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNybXzqb-g
Dry your tears with love

>>53294908
りあじゅう死ね

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>>53295062
「シリア人」で呼ばれるのを好むのですか?

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>>53295182
>で呼ばれる
と呼ばれる

どうしていつもいつも小さな事ですか?!

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>>53295182
「ドイツ人」を好むです、第三世界人。

>>53294683
大学生ってのは嘘だったの?
ポルトガル人って嘘つきっていうのは本当なんだ

日本語を読みたい。
日本語は昔、勉強しました。

>>53288261
帰国の数日前だった
パックご飯とレトルトカレーがいっぱい残ってて、フードバンクに寄付しようと思って
ご飯10キロとカレー4キロを持って郵便局に向かって行った

が、途中で紙袋が破り、ご飯とカレーがバラバラに地面に落ちちゃった
全てをリュックに無理やり詰め込もうとしていた俺が通りすがりの女性にレジ袋をもらって救済!
だがもう郵便局は後10分で閉店
駅を通らなければ間に合わないところだった
だから入場券で駅を入った

が、suicaに慣れすぎてて 切 符 を 取 り 忘 れ て し ま っ た
日本語の不自由な俺ではこういう状況を駅員に説明するのはかなり面倒だろうし忘れた切符を取るのも駅員に迷惑だろうと思って
とりあえず電車に乗って次の駅で「切符をなくしたから再び運賃を払わせてください」とより簡単な解決方法で行こうと思った

が、次の駅・・・ちっちゃくて係員はいなかった・・・
なので食べ物14キロを背負って、次の電車まで10分待って、その次の駅で例の言い訳を
そんで食べ物14キロを背負って知らない街の郵便局まで15分歩いていた俺だった。

>>53296013
いや、大学生であることが本当だよ、でもあまり友達がいないやパーティーに行く事に興味がないので、時々ニートみたいと感じる。

でも本当にニートではない。

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>>53296266
>ニートではない
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUUUUUT

>>53296457
>free college student with no life
>normie

>>53296520
This, going to university makes you more normie than the average neet, but nowhere near the guy who actually has a life.

>>53296520
Okay real talk:

Who is actually a neet here?
I'm pretty much a normie uni student 2bh.

>>53296607
uni student with no friends

Still not a neet or normie

>>53296607
Do you have more than 2 friends, go to parties regularly and have a korean gf?

I'm this >>53296684 by the way.

>>53296720
>more than 2 friends

yes

>go to parties regularly

not that often right now, exams coming up

>>53294718
>>53294718
Is it a community, or just an application?

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>>53296607
>Who is actually a neet here?

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Try this:

Type the name "Stu" into google translate using English > Japanese.

>>53297079
Oh fuck, you need all lowercase though, as in "stu".

"Stu" works as expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1rVcGe8Uw

Good morning!

>>53298167
ご機嫌よ

>>53298295
ご機嫌ですか

>>53297540
>>53290707

>>53296979
It's an application where you can add people and chat with them.

Pretty good

>>53298167
ご機嫌よ

>>53298167
Good morning Japan-san. Do your best today we're all rooting for you!

>>53299694
Unless he's a neet, then only root for him to become a normie...

>>53292208
Is she Japanese or Swedish?

>>53299793
Neither

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いい漢字だねw

>>53299757
No bully please.

Kikechan = kiri?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S5pCfud9jU

>>53299938
The funniest part is that Tomoko looks genuinely weary of the Jew.

>>53299694
Good morning America kun
Today is Saturday, so I will go shopping and do some housework

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They need to teach important words like 中出し in text books.

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>>53299938
>this is my youtube wife
this dude's fucking creepy

>>53300226
>中出し
Let me google image search this at work

>>53290707
those girls would love to be fucked whites
I had lose all respect for asian women they are just whores of the white men

>>53300282
no wait dont do it

>>53299850
neger-chan?

>>53300402
Are you sure?

My boss is gonna help me with this one

>>53300519
no

Tell me about Japan, why do they close their eyes?

>>53300553
If your boss is helping, search for ロリ強姦

>>53300608
My penis size<<<<<Queen Elizabeth so big nose size

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come to japan white man

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>>53300625
Well, he helped image-search ロリ強姦 and he didn't find anything unusual.

BTW this is a pic of him

>>53300743
You're a small guy

>>53300743
>insulting someone by emphasizing the smallness of your dick
A novel idea.

>>53300867
Tyankusu bro

Hey I just wanna say that a foreigner pretending to be Japanese on here does is a great service.
This thread is a wasteland without Japanese people.
If all it takes is someone removing the articles from his posts to give people the feeling there's a Japanese person, it totally keeps the thread alive.

It's a noble work

>>53300601
What is her nationality?

>>53301026
thank you

>>53301026
褒めてありがとう

>>53301172
Oh absolutely not lol. I mean those of us with Japanese flags through some twist of fate. Not you. Unless you're that one nikkei in the US

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>>53301205
はい、これは証明です

俺の写真

>>53301476
違う
Unless you're that Nikkei from the usとは、あなたがあの人である可能性があると思うのではないんどす。
ちなみに俺様はハンバーガー好きのアメリカ人どす

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>>53301701
バレちゃった
レ
ち
ゃ
っ
た

>>53292125
If I wanted to study in the best country for my field (nanoelectronics / semiconductors) it would be in the US. The reason I want to study in Japan or Singapore is because I have never studied abroad. I want to do it because I think it will be a lot of fun, not because it's the best career move I could possibly make.

>>53301780
貴様ちゃんどこ州?

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>>53301955
this girl is waiting for your white man

are お見合い still a thing in japan or this something old-fashioned or some upper class thing

>>53292125
I was actually curious if it was a good idea to study Japanese styled art, as one would see in anime or manga.

I'm not even trying to be wapanese. I just enjoy the art style immensely -- it brings a realistic quality you won't find in western art.

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>>53302022
それはひ・み・つ!

^_^

>>53302144
当てるゲームをしよう
フロリダ州

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>>53302243
>フロリダ州
I'll be wherever you want baby

^_~

I really like this album.

If I asked my Japanese friends about it, what would they think about me? Is it really weeb? Hipstery? Too girly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atc0ERea7nE

>>53302359
Nah Florida is a shit hole. Don't be there

>>53300745
They don't look like Japanese girl
Hair-style, make-up, fashion

>>53302102
Completely old-fashioned

どこは場所で日本語のケモノのQTを会う?

>>53302733
In English please

>>53302733
どこにも見つからないと思う

>>53302773
...Where do I find Japanese furfag qts?

I mean fucking hell, there's a reason I tried it in Japanese.

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300 GET

>>53302773
I think he's asking where you can meet cute monster girls (like in anime with cat ears and shit)

>>53302971
西部っぽい!

>>53302733
>>53302962
I can't say with any degree of seriousness that I know Japanese, but I'm pretty sure your usage of 日本語 is incorrect. You're speaking about the ethnicity, not the language, right?

Correcting you because that's my main reason to post in Japanese, to practice it.

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>>53303184
>mfw didn't realize the incorrect usage until you pointed it out

>>53303033
Thanks, Pilgrim

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さっきけつの穴からでっかいうんち出てきた

>>53302733
イーフ イン ヘル、フォファグ。

>>53303708
ウンチニュンベルクイッヒ

>>53303708
文字通り糞ポスト

>>53303708
画像とレスの内容がミスマッチすぎるんですが・・・・

>>53303708
さすがニュージーランド

>>53303830
出しにくいウンコを克服して王の気持ちになったことがないの?

>>53303906
>>53303830
ちなみにアメリカではトイレの便座を王座(throne)と言ったりしますよ

>group of white guys walking on the sidewalk near me
>feel safe

>group of black guys walking on the sidewalk near me
>playing audible rap music from one of their phones
>talking in ebonics
>looking at me funny
>don't feel safe at all
Native Japanese will never know this feel.

I know some of you Americans living in Japan don't like Japan, but surely you don't miss that aspect of America.

>>53303989
I don't miss classism and racism. Thinking people will hurt you randomly cause they listen to a certain style of music or dress a certain way or speak with a certain dialect is pretty weak