Anybody living in Prague want to give an American a few suggestions

Go away American you are not welcome here

I went to some really good burger restaurants when I was in Prague.

>>53275718
Have you paid yet?

>>53275899
Show some fucking respect, kid

>>53275672
How the fuck are you supposed to eat that burger without getting cheese everywhere?
inb4
>knife and fork

>that solitary, lonely gherkin

>>53275976

Knife and fork

>>53275976
It was over the top messy, I was pretty pissed until I realized how great it tasted

>>53276050
I bet you piss sitting down too

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>>53276141

Not all burgers are supposed to be eaten with hands. Applies to the best burgers I've eaten.

Try Lokal franchise restaurants

They serve only czech food and alcohol and have amazing pilsner urquell from tank

>>53276211
All burgers are supposed to be eaten with your hands you stupid mongol.

>>53276615
no. maybe in your retard cunt, fat paco.

>>53275976
Grab it with your hands and without any care as to where the cheese may or may not end up.

>>53276586

http://lokal-dlouha.ambi.cz/en/menu?id=11880

>>53276807
Oh goddamn, schnitzel for only 7.60 USD?

>>53276705
>>53276211
>>53276615
Have to back murrica up on this one.
If you eat burgers or pizza with a knife and fork, you are a faggot.

>>53276022
>that solitary, lonely hardened HFCS syrup with green colour additive gherkin mache*

>>53277084
Thata actually quite expensive

Most dishes in restaurants outside of centrum are 4-5$

>>53277273
Okay, how much is a Czech whore?

>>53276022
the fuck is a gherkin?

>>53277355
A pickle

>>53275672
Don't fall for the czech beer memes, especially not the larger brands like Urqell, Samopramen, Kozel or Budweiser

>>53277337
Czech? More like ukranian or bulgarian

40-60 bucks for hour

Schnitzel planet

>>53277416
Urquell from tank is good desu

And dark kozel at some old pubs with 100y old dirty tubes is godtier

>>53277490
Its called schnizel king but whatever

>>53275954

peigeno steen crete ton septemvriou. pou tha peigeno na faow?

>>53277508
that's just like your opinion man

daily reminder that larger was developed as a means to transport beer more easily and was considered quite shitty compared to wheat or ale brews, until megabrads and globalisation supressed the smaller breweries east of the Elbe

>>53277421
what happens to the czech whores then? are they all filming porn instead?

>>53277733
I am not hipster and I love my pilsner

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>>53277421
What about a Czech manwhore?

>>53277633
Well I don't live in Crete and I've never visited it so you should probably ask someone else m8. Quite impressed by your greek btw good job

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>>53275672
muricans think burgers can be "cuisine" because its on a fancy plate, fries in frying net, and a stick through the burger. nice try.

>>53277273
>mfw we have the same prices of a 1st world european country even tho we have a much lowe wage
life is hell

>>53277917
>croatians think they have cuisine because they have a pineapple on their flag

>>53277809
They still exists but mostly in private or escort

Brothels are full of ukranians etc.

>>53277830
effharisto
o papou mou einai apo tee syro kai n yiayia mou, athens.

not OP btw, but are you "horryo(?)" (is that an offensive term?) or mainland Greece?

>>53277938
Yeah food is cheap here

And every employer have food vouchers as bonus so you can eat every day in restaurant literally for free

>>53275672
Rielke is a good authentic Restaurant.
Nightgym seemed like a good place for whores, didn't stay long though, as is was too drunk.

>>53277917
>burgers aren't cuisine

Then why can you get them in Michelin restaurants?

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Going to Prague with a friend in a few weeks too. Will I get raped when I get shit faced?

>>53278642
It is very safe here. You should have no problems man.

>>53275672
Hello Joshua! How's the Midwest treating you?

>>53278140
No, it's not offensive at all. Horriatis (villager) could be used as a derogatory term but not horryo. I'm from Thessaloniki, I've been to many islands, including Syros, wanna visit Crete too some day

>>53277917
as much as I love making fun of the amerilards I do have to admit burgers are god tier food. Also for the Czechbros and tourists Palanda is pretty much the best place to get burgers here.

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>>53277100
>>53276615
>he eats food with his hands

>>53278642
Only 20k muslims in whole country so nah

Just stay away from gypsies, gypsies i. Prague pretending that they are italien tourists

And dont buy drugs from africans on street

>>53278734
hes just saying that so you lower your guard.

>>53275672
why do they give you only 1/4 of a cucumber? Is it some sort of phallic symbol

>>53278883
This desu. Also most gypsy infested spots aren't really the places where tourists go, except for the train stations. If you're traveling by train into the Main Station there is a park that we call Sherwood, not very nice there.

>>53278734
>>53278883

Well thats good. Really looking forward to it, seems like a great city

>>53279040
It is not that bad anymore, there is policr 24/7 in sherwood

>>53278862
Sorry, but our nostrils aren't big enough to use them instead

>>53278751
Oh - horriatis is the offensive one, got it. I was in Athens a long time ago, but never any islands. Very excited to go, I hear Thessaloniki is beautiful btw. Cheers, m8.

>>53278751
Also, your English is perfect btw

czech food fucks

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>>53278140
>>53277633
so adorable c:
also,you can go virtually anywhere in crete and get good food if you go to the places with a lot of people,the cretans are hospitable as fuck

im going to romania this week will i get raped by the village rapist

>>53280015
no,that is moldova,romania's little russian brother to the north

DO NOT GET A CZECH BURGER THEY ARE DISGUSTING

>>53275672

just drink only beer, they make the best in the world and you can probably find beers so thick that 3 of them is like eating dinner

>>53280154
bu....bu.....but I dont drink alcohol :(

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>>53275718
>>53275954
>>53280056
>>53279939

>Grease
>deserving any respect whatsoever

Even Albania is more alpha than you debtors

>>53278883
>tfw I snorted poorly cut cocaine that I bought from a Nigerian at the main square
>tfw I later smoked great stolen weed with a bunch of Germans and Strayans by the river until sunrise

Felt good mang.

>>53280228
not the same poster
and the dudes that were arguing put their differences aside
that being said,americanu piggu go homu

>>53277273
m8 that's Mexico-tier pricing

>>53279939
Thanks, good to know! :D

>>53280110
A burger in some regular restaurant and pub maybe, there are places with god tier burgers here though. Palanda in Prague and Black Dogs in Beroun for example.

>>53280110
Aren't Czech burgers deep fried? In Brooklyn, there's this phenomenal central European restaurant which claims to be of "Slovakian" origin, yet everything on the menu has some other central European country in the name. Czech, Slovak, Sloven, Hungarian, etc. Isn't it mainly sausages, beets, and heavy meats?

>>53280228
t. Eton Xaqiri

>>53280771
Slovak = Slovakian.

>>53280600
Yeah that's what someone else told me. I went to a regular pub and they had a Czech burger but it wasn't good. It wasn't really a burger.

>>53280771
The burger I had was really weird. It had sauerkraut on it and other strange stuff. It also didn't have a hamburger but a piece of ham or something. The bread was strange too, not normal hamburger bread but really sloppy doughy bread-like stuff.

>>53280862

It's called Korzo. Here is the menu, you tell me:

http://www.korzorestaurant.com/korzo-menu

>>53280869
Interesting. There was a lot of sauerkraut on mine too, but I had a beet ketchup with it, which was really good. The bread was also different, here is the menu: http://www.korzorestaurant.com/korzo-menu

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Where are you staying? This is walking distance from Castle

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g274707-d1142583-Reviews-Restaurace_U_Veverky-Prague_Bohemia.html

>>53281388
I am staying here http://www.alchymisthotel.com/en/

Which is within walking distance to the castle I think.

>>53281731
That's right next to my previous apartment. Very close to the American embassy. You will see cops standing there 24/7 checking cars.

The apartment I'm in now is about 300 meters away from that, I might see you walk around and not even know.

>>53281811
Neat. I am sure I will be posting on /int/ the few days I am there with my wife. Hows the weather there now? I was hoping for snow but its looking like it wont be much snow judging from the forecast.

>>53282318
Not him but all snowing just melted

>>53282318
I fear you just missed this year's snow

>>53278795
The tavern is great as well

>>53282391
Snow

>>53282391
>>53282399
Damnit :( I thought January was the month you guys got most snow. It has been like 30 degrees warmer than average here this winter.

>>53282318
Yeah, like everyone else said; the snow has just melted. My girlfriend will arrive tonight as well so I hope there's gonna be some more snow so she can see it.

I got back just in time from the Netherlands to see the snow in Prague, it was really nice.

>>53282451
Btw. That hotel is expensive af
Thats for rich arabs

>>53282501
True. He could've rented a 120 square meter apartment that's really close to that hotel for cheaper through airbnb.

>>53278883
>And dont buy drugs from africans on street
Then where do you get your drugs as a tourist?

>>53282501
As long as they dong rapefugee out on my wife I am fine with it. And it was only around $180ish a night which isnt too bad considering what $180 can get you in a hotel near where I live.

>http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g49463-d3527157-Reviews-Hampton_Inn_Suites_Raleigh_Downtown-Raleigh_North_Carolina.html

I'll visit prague soon too

How to behave in restaurant or cafe? Should i wear suit or it's okay to visit it wearing casual clothes?

Should i ask a waiter of he will come to me? Can i pay with cash? Are tips necessary??

I've been to restaurants only in childhood

>>53282583
What the hell man, my girlfriend is from North Carolina too (Greensboro). She goes to Raleigh all the time. Do you work in tech?

>>53282645
>wearing a suite in a restaurant

Is it really that fancy to go to a restaurant in russia? I mean I know there are some nice ones where it is expected but surely that is only a small amount.

>>53278883
i literally bought drugs from africans under a bridge in yurup. bad move, i'm pretty sure it was moss.

>>53282645
You don't have to wear a suit. I never see anyone wear a suit in a restaurant here. Maybe if you go to a really expensive one.

You can pay with cash.

Tips are expected at most places. They will have a receipt that explicitly states: tips not included.

>>53282501
Not very expensive for upper middle class Americans, expensive would be $350+

>>53282579
In clubs at toilets from Balkán people or ask locals

>>53282667
I went to school there, (NC State) I actually live like 30 minutes north of greensboro. Have you ever visited the area?

>>53282667
How did Czech get American gf?

>>53282703
No, but usually people wear best clothes they have

>>53282772
Yeah I was in Greensboro this summer actually. It's pretty nice. Very green like the name suggests.

>>53282797
I'm Dutch, I moved here for tax reasons. I met her while I was travelling in Spain.

>>53282579
email this guy: [email protected] he will bring drugs right to your hotel/apartment. I've only ever bought weed from him, not any hard drugs but the weed was pretty good.

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This is all what left from snow

>>53282870
>he will being drugs right to your hotel
How did you find him? Sounds shady as fuck

>>53282870
Neat, small world after all.

>>53282894
náměstí republiky?

>>53282913
Apparently he's spamming his address everywhere, pretty ballsy

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But there is still some snow on roofs

>>53282913
On the internet. I thought it was a little shady too but there were a lot of comments on that he was a reliable guy so I just tried it out. Didn't have any trouble.

>>53282979
Yeah, surprised he hasn't been caught yet.

>>53282942
Yeah, wish moving to America wasn't such a bitch.

>>53275672
is it expanding foam

>>53282870
>traveling in Spain
you fell for her in a week?

>>53283247
No, she wasn't my girlfriend right away because she lived so far away so it seemed pointless anyway. We were just friends but she came to visit me a lot after and we figured we'd just give it a shot. We might break up when she leaves though because it doesn't really work when you live so far away from each other.

fuck off yank

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>>53275672
does anyone else here hate it when you go for a burger and chips and they give you stuff like that? i personally despise it. the pub i used to go to for a meal used to give you a 12oz burger with cheese, bacon, BBQ sauce and chips. but because it was a pub, it was a sloppy mess. they just dumped a load of chips on, they hastily arranged the burger and you got a free pint with it. but now, it does pretentious shite like OP. a more organised little box of chips so you get about 10 of the fuckers instead of a fucking plateful and instead of getting a shit ton of bacon and meat you just get a nice, organised mess with barely anything. really fucking annoys me. i go to pub for sloppy shite, if i wanted pretentious organised burger and 3 chips with it i'd go to a fucking restaurant
>mfw i get a burger like in the OP

>>53283375
could not do long distance I have trust issues
you should be able to find nice czech girl

>>53276586
Good suggestion, i approve

>>53283556
you failed the cuck test, congrats

>>53283619
you have been burned to?

>>53283711
no, i have common sense

Buy fried cheese burger at any of the unnamed burger stands on streets, enjoy the real Czech taste

>>53283817
>have croat gf who is studying here
>she goes home
>comes back
>have sex
>get herpes
>I haven't cheated
>confront her
>she admits to sex with her exbf when in croatia

>>53283888
Are they that plentiful?

>>53283944
They are disgusting

i went to Prague this summer, had 1 kilo of spiced ribs and 1 liter of beer for 10 € in a small restaurant in Prague 3
name is U Houdku, based as fuck

>>53283893
That sucks man. You broke up with her immediately I hope?

>>53284347
Immediately
havent had gf since july

>>53283893
>fuck a junkie
>get HIV
>sleep with your gf
>break up with her

>>53284407
>implying you ever will with herp

Or do yuropoors not see it as a big deal

>>53284440
I got tested lad

>>53283005
Doesnt it snow in January?

>>53275672
Kolkovna
>>53284868
doesn't it rain in june? because you know, sometimes it doesn't..

>>53287506
Horrible sense of humor

>>53288248
you did ask a horrible question

>>53277100
fair enough for burgers, but believe me eating pizza with knife and fork is actually pretty top-tier if it's good pizza

>>53288404
>shitposting from afar

Australia raising the bar