Poland appreciation thread. Why is this country so based?

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It's rather meh tho we make decent alcohol.

nothing special 2bh

>>53274327
But that's Belarus.

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because they know how to remove russian pigs

>>53274677
they truly know but they always procastinate

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>>53274677

It was usually Russians removing us

>>53274602
Zubrowka is pretty disgusting desu

Even considering that Poland is a good tier country

>>53274327
Poland is without question the greatest country on the continent.

>Not cucked full of libshits like Germany and other Western countries
>Not an Asiatic nazi shithole like Russia
>Master of V4 and Central Europe, all Baltshits and wannabe Germans aka Czechs must suck their cocks for survival

Make all the jokes about plumbers you want, you will be under sharia law soon enough... except for Poland and the countries under its protection

Favourite transit road between Russians and Germans.

>>53274327
test

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>>53274327
No, it isn't. Don't come here. Thank you.

poland poland polandpaolant polandpolanpolanPOLANDPOLANDPOLANPOLANPOLANPOLANPOLANPOLAAAN POLSKA POLSKAAAAAA KURRRWAAAA POLSKAAAAAA BIAŁO-CZERWONI POLSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53274719

Standard one is ok imo. Żubrówka Biała (white) is disggusting and tastes like medical spirit.

>>53274727
t. asian plumber

>>53274782
Oh yes, of course. Poland is awful. No foreigners would EVER want to life in such a shitty country :^)

But seriously, you live in a great country, and the image you portray is just so that you don't attract outsiders? Literally genius. Poland confirmed for the savior of the white race.

>>53274853
fucking idiot
it's muh mysterious russian soul all over again

POLAN IS SHITT
WHY ALL YOUNG PEOPLE RUN
BECAUSE SHITTTTT
WHY ALL YOUNG WOMEN MARRY SHITSKINS
BECAUSE SHITTTTTTTTTT

>>53274602
I've drunk that and I wouldn't call it amazing

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>>53274853

main street of the third largest city
~1 700 000 live there (counting metro area)

now watch me post and see every Pole here turn patriotic

>>53274888
Blame the Russians.

>>53274327
That's so cool how despite being beaten by Prussians and shit they managed to take control of most of the Malay Archipelago

>>53274961
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT WE ARE TO BLAME

WE
ARE
TO
BLAME

INSTEAD OF WORKING AND STUDYING OUR RETARDED PEOPLE JUST PRAYED TO MUH POPE AND DRANK VODKA ALL THE TIME

SURPRISE, A SHITHOLE

>>53274921

uh go away b-baka

>>53274717

fuck off proxyivan

I really dig zubrowka. Poles I met were bros. Also not cuck (so far)

>>53274327
Fuck off British pollack diaspora.

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>>53274888

>2003

>>53275098
I'm not Polish, but my best friend is. Literally GOAT people.

>>53274327
>Poland
>based
pick one

>>53275143
here we go

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>>53275143

>>53275143

don't be so butthurt ivan, i hate when you guys go butthurt and all

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pure traditional values

>>53275363

man, polish males are so potato and ugly...

post polish music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B5qswo429c

>>53276265

catchy

>>53275363
>tfw no qt polish gf with glasses
;__;

>>53276344
>glasses
>qt

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Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

>>53275143
I pick "based"

>>53276265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvv6kGILx_s

Because you're projecting your 4chan memes into the real world

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>>53274921
Poland appreciation thread also includes Litwa right?

>>53276564
this

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>Pooland
>based

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tfw no bydlo gf to drink vodka together and make rough slavic fuckings

>>53276265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOEVHQoHzM

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

>>53276448
Glasses make them look so innocent and cute

>>53276265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVdn9GhwJgk
pinnacle of polish music and culture
it's a song about polish girl in love with arab boy

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>>53276892
>you will never make romance explosion on trashy bydlo stomach

>>53276965
>>53276869
>>53275143

so tsundere

>>53277121
Why do you have such an inferiority complex Poland?

>>53277253
poland is literally a shitter version of russia
once we were rivals
they won and established a powerful global empire
their scientific and cultural achievements dwarf those ours
we were their mere slaves while they were sending first men into space
all i want in life is to serve mighty russian master

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>>53277444
>all i want in life is to serve mighty russian master

>>53276265

My favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZYgghMCGc

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>>53274888
same street now

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>>53274921

>>53277769

I cry evertim

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>>53277769
I literally teared up.

Poland is good when you have a Western salary.

t. stranger

>>53277919
Tore.

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>>53274886
>>53274719
Are you 12 or something?
Get some taste in alcohol.
I bet Jack on coke is your drink of choice

I like Poland for Witcher and their resilience against the centuries of shit against them. Kind of reminds me of Korea.

>>53278572
what does korea have to do with the witcher

>>53278781
Not the witcher but the shit against them.

I wouldn't say I am an expert on Polaks but I married a Polish woman and her entire family and alot of their friends speak Polish. I have been to Polish weddings, birthdays, Polish mass. I eat Polish food. I am a typical Canadian-mutt and I will give my opinion of a) culture b) men c) women.

Polish Culture
>Excellent food. In fact it is underrated. You wont have anything special, but it is good old homecooked, hearty food.
>Polish beers are good. Lech, Zwiec, Tyskie, Warka
> polish vodka is good too. Sobieskis comes to mind.
>Polish Liquors. God almoght Nalewka Babuni cherry liquor.

Polish men
>Very conservative
>Can seem stand offish but are generally friendly
>Very opinionated
>Can be very stubborn
>The immigrants complain alot about Canada, but havent realized Canada doesn't need Poland. Poles need Canada.

Polish Women
>very sexy
>very sweet
>a real woman. She will cook for you, clean the home, but dont piss her off.
>they gossip ALOT. Alot alot.

Overall. I like Polish culture and Poles but I find they arent as friendly as Canadians, or as sociable, and they like to complain. Other than that, thumbs up.

>>53279252
>Polish beers are good. Lech, Zwiec, Tyskie, Warka
wew lad

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I want Polska gf ;__________;

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>>53279252
>Polish beers are good. Lech, Zwiec, Tyskie, Warka
this is how we know that your post is bullshit

>>53279399
me too ladfam

>>53279252
Zywiec is disgusting though

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>>53279252
>>Polish beers are good
>names the most pleb German company-bought beer brands

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>>53274717
love the memes
>>53274677
based Mongolbro

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Why do Lithuanians get butthurt when the commenwealth is mentioned, but Poles get so patriotic?

>>53279419
>>53279448
In Canada we only get mainstream big brands from Poland. I am sure the lesser known micro brews are way better like everybody else, but for mainstream beer it is good. Okicim is also verygood.

>>53279605
Because they were our bitch and forced to speak Polish.
Lithuanian wasn't even used back then.

Also, everyone thinks of the Commonwealth as Poland.

>>53279607
>canada
>american beers

Oh, it all makes sense now.

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POLAND
O
L
A
N
D

>>53279755
Typical polish dudes. You give them props and they still bitch. Guess its true what they say.

>>53279858
We're intellectuals. XDDD

>>53274327
based on what?

>>53279858
Try our microbrews