>the 50 united states and all other american territories are now separate independent countries
Annex SC and Eastern Tennessee, move toward fucking up Virginia's shit, then get btfo.
Some old family friends live just a little south of Asheville (Saluda, nearly at the SC border) and I went to go visit them a few years back. The trickiest guy to understand was actually from Georgia. I could just about parse every other word he was saying and that was the best I could do.