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>>53264242
i like how there's a hebrew letter that looks like a menorah and another that looks like a dreidel

>tfw Israel will never let me inside of the country

Why live?

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H-how fucked am i

>>53264242
למה לא יצאת איתם?

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>>53265044
אוי.

>>53264242
איך אתם חגגתם את בואה של השנה החדשה?

>>53265160
בר-מסעדה בתל אביב

>>53264242
You can't mossad the assad

>>53264437
why not? you got any connections to terrorist or extremist-muslim groups?

>>53264242

ㄱㄴㄷㄹㅁㅂㅅㅇㅈㅊㅋㅍㅎ

>>53265253
hero korean

>>53265227
Because Sweden is an extremist Muslim state

>>53265286

oh i forgot ㅌ

>>53265160
בכיתי קצת אחרי שכל החברים לשעבר שלי אמרו לי שיש להם כבר תכניות ואז הלכתי לישון

>>53265044
לפחות זה לא לוגיסטיקה
אה שניה ;^)

>>53265118
כי הם כולם מפוזרים ברחבי הארץ והיחידים שלא ערסים גמורים הם חיילים בודדים בבית החייל

>>53265134
>>53265996

Delet ;-;

>>53265160
שתתי מיץ תפוזים עם וודקה לבד תוך כדי שהקשבתי לKomm Susser Todd

>>53265044
אני מניח שאתה לא בחט"ל, נכון? זאת היחידה היחידה שהיא לא חרא בחימוש

>>53265044

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you are utterly fucked m8. just try to get into optics or electronics otherwise you'll be surrounded by absolute scumbags your whole service

fuck m8 i'm actually sorry. i did himush it wasn't great, i had to fight like crazy to get a decent service there.

>>53266294
>>53265044

אה ושאתה עושה שמירות תנסה שישימו אותך ליד המכללה זה הכי שכונה שם. הכל חוץ מש"ג ראשי טו בי הונסט פאם

>>53265227
I wasn't allowed in for security reasons. They wouldn't give me an exact reason.

>>53266684

shit, are you the persian bro who was talking earlier about visiting? really disappointed and surprised for you if true :\

>>53266684
Did you try going to the Israeli embassy in Sweden?

>>53266684
are you a genuine swede or a "swede"

>>53265044
Can you explain thes meme pleas i dont talk jew

אני מכיר את תחושתך למען האמת פאמיליה

>>53266843
It's the beret pin for the worse corp in the military

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>>53266857
>בחורה שלא דיברת איתה כמעט שנתיים אחרי שהעלתה תמונת ווסאח
>יואו מה נשמע לא ראיתי אותך מלא זמן זה ככה פה שם
>יותר מדי אוטיסט כדי לדעת מה לעשות
>א-אני בסדר
>מ-מה איתך
>וואי תשמע אני משתחררת עוד שבוע וזה וכו וכו וכו וכו
>א-אה נחמד תהני

>>53266779
איראני

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>>53266899
>the worse corp in the military

le logistics face
oh wait

>>53266920
why does he complain it's not like iran would let me in either

>>53266965
אמר שנסע עד לבן גוריון ולא הכניסו אותו
נשמע כמו בולשיט

>>53267005
תשמע זה יכול לקרות, הרי באירופה אם יש לו אזרחות שבדית תחת שם מוסלמי יעבירו אותו בלי בעיה אבל ביקורת פה הוא בחיים לא יעבור

>>53266965
Why would you compare yourselves to Iran though? We all know Iran is a shithole. Although, if you were to travel on another passport than Israeli, I don't see why you wouldn't be let in. They have nothing against jews in general AFAIK.

>>53266779
Iranian...

>>53266741
I have talked to them now yes. They have said that they will explain to me the real reason why I wasn't let in after they have talked to the airport. It's not like I'm in a hurry to get there again, I'm just dissapointed it happened in the first place and I still want to visit Israel sometime in the future.

>>53266729
:(

Are you really surprised though?

>>53267231
>We all know Iran is a shithole. Although, if you were to travel on another passport than Israeli, I don't see why you wouldn't be let in

a. i have an israeli name and surname, i.e both hebrew, i doubt they would even if i had another passport
b. israel is a shithole too desu, but you have some pretty rad nature from what i've seen in pictures and there are okay people too i assume since you're just about the only other country besides us in the region with high precentage of academia graduates

anyways, don't take it personally, it's not out of racism or anything, just plain security, we're at war with almost everyone in the region and most muslims hate us so we can't really take chances

>>53267486
>a. i have an israeli name and surname, i.e both hebrew, i doubt they would even if i had another passport
Yeah it might be a bad idea I guess. Unless you were to change your name, but then there's the city of birth that would be in the way...

>b. israel is a shithole too desu, but you have some pretty rad nature from what i've seen in pictures and there are okay people too i assume since you're just about the only other country besides us in the region with high precentage of academia graduates
You're only a shithole in the sense that your security is threatened every second and that Palestinians won't stop going wild. Still you manage to be the mest country in the ME, it's not even a question.

>anyways, don't take it personally, it's not out of racism or anything, just plain security, we're at war with almost everyone in the region and most muslims hate us so we can't really take chances
I know I know. Tbf, I understand that the way I travel raises a lot of questions, but what can I do to prevent that? I should maybe have prepared the visit more.

>>53267731
>best country in the ME
that's like having the biggest dick in Korea
a non compliment, really

>>53267814
You get my point. Being ranked 18 on HDI says itself. Now I never got to experience Israel for myself so I can't personally compare it to any western countries.

>>53267907
hey. halet khubi? Sorry to hear that agha, hope that ye rooz you'll be able to come and visit inja.

shalom /isr/, why does my father in law call Ben Gurion a ben zonah? I thought israelis liked him?

>>53269099
ask him

>>53269099
He is a butthurt Etzelnik

Tell him that Altelena was justified and watch him explode with butthurt

>>53267731
>You're only a shithole in the sense that your security is threatened every second

not really nowadays it's common in every western country, i was talking more about the general population, we have our own fair share of brown skinned quasi religious bydlos like any other middle eastern country, i'm sure you're familiar with the type of people i'm talking about, we call them arsim here.

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>>53269143
>mfw the amount of asshurt when i told some bydlos from my team that imo olei hagardom was justified because i agree that we should have death sentences for terrorists

>>53267731
You should try talking with the Israeli embassy in Sweden to try and see how this can be arranged.
I really hope you'll make it, man.