/brit/

i just faped to her an hour ago, dont make me do it again please

Jun suzuki

>>53261235
whats his name?

off to bed lads

runescape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvMQoYLSJg
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJ

Maisie

>>53261256
>his
Show some fucking respect

Need to be awake for 9am to buy tickets for something haha
Wish me luck lads

I watched the first episode of "Bad Education" and it wasn't that great. I was expecting a lot though because they made it into a movie and everything. What's your go-to Britcom family

>>53261256
>his
Rasheed

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wub wuwuwuwuwib wuwuwuwowuwub uwuwub uwuwub wuwiwub
wub wuwuwuwuwib wuwuwuwowuwub uwuwub uwuwub wuwiwub
wub wuwuwuwuwib wuwuwuwowuwub uwuwub uwuwub wuwiwub
wub wuwuwuwuwib wuwuwuwowuwub uwuwub uwuwub wuwiwub

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>>53261301

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If you search British boy feet sooooo many youtube videos come up.
Does every guy in England have a gay foot fetish?

>>53261343
Jog on Yank

>>53261248
btfo lol

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>Its a Mugi episode

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>he's so tall, and handsome as hell

Was she singing about Lisicki lads?

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Does this look cancerous lads?

>>53261376
Nice comeback.

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>>53261381
human perfection

>>53261404
u might wanna get that checked out

>>53261404
Yes

>>53261343
probably because its an old shit episode

try watching a newer random episode
literally who starts from the first episode

>>53261409
I left my good comeback on your mums face lad

>>53261419
>>53261421
wait fuck really?

>>53261409
if you want my come back then pump your mums stomach lad

>>53261404
really shouldn't be that big or oddly shaped
especially since its protruding

probably got skin cancer lad

>>53261404
http://www.melanoma.org/understand-melanoma/diagnosing-melanoma/detection-screening/abcdes-melanoma

FREEZE
MIAMI VICE SQUAD
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

>>53261434
yes organize an appointment with somebody

>>53261404
dunno lad
i got those
mum has loads of them


just don't touch or pick at them

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>>53261404

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>>53261438

>>53261301
>>53261371
>>53261343
>>53261421
>>53261446
chicanoooooooo putaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bit sad that i'll never know the love of a woman lads

>>53261438
Well done copying your second comeback off a Canadian. Aussies still can't fight their own battles. Ohoho, another victory for Italia.

>>53261235
good edition

>>53261513
same
romance films trigger me

everyone is a solid 10 and I'm like a 2

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Here's another shot of it next to a pretty gross pimple I just emancipated

>>53261533
the romans just copied everything off the greeks lmao also that wasn't even me so just chill out sweetie :)

How could you monsters be against refugees?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35254295

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>>53261554
at least we have each other

>>53261554
>>53261631
There's an ocean between you you moron.

Maybe it's a romance plot though

Tarantini's latest film bombed

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I mean thats probably fine right?

>>53261680
better to be safe than sorry. get it looked at

>>53261533
>another victory for Italia.

you should try winning the battle of losing your virginity first la :)

>>53261667
good. fucking hate that good goy kike shill faggot.

>>53261702
my mum's not gonna be home till the 11th and she has the medicare card (i should really get one of my own. i ordered the incompetent wench to mail off my application but i am yet to hear anything about it)

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>>53261703
Why make it personal

>>53261507
meme

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>>53261249
>her

*places a tin of coke and a cheeseburger on wee bobby's gravestone*

>>53261754
lad............... some strange implications arise from that gif

implications I want no part of

>>53261731
literally got mine done the other day in like 5 minutes desu

>>53261754
rasheedo

>>53261775
what are you talking about Straya

Me on the bonnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnUqncXz5xM

>>53261731
mate it's friday afternoon, and she gets back monday. just make an appointment and go like tuesday or something. i mean you can even get the skin checks for free. i used to go to the gp and book in as a skin check then pounce on him with the real problem every time to save money lmao.

if it is anything, then it will get sussed but you won't die from 3 days on inaction.

>>53261764
*salutes to Sweet Home Alabama*

>>53261821
*starts clapping*

i hate the fact that i can never be sure if a woman i see on the internet actually has a penis unless she has her fanny out

should be illegal

>>53261810
have you not been in that pos-

nevermind

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>>53261849

>feel like shit and barely slept last night
>getting on a plan in 24 hours
HAHA

>>53261845
*gets shot*

>>53261742
saludos desde bakersfield, california
saludos a la raza
saludos a mi familia en san luis potosi

>>53261866
make sure you don't sign up to anything irrational on that plan lad

>>53261818
yeah i'll call them up tomorrow

I need another girl to shag to help me get over my ex. Any volunteers?

>>53261680
thank you skelly

>>53261905
LOL, loving this gimmick mi amigo

>>53261905
saludos a mis amigos judios en washington

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>i've shagged a girl

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>Why yes m'lady, I come from the United Kingdom

>>53261995
wew

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>why yes i am american

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>I am a proud Kiwi

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reminder: i don't read your links haha

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/21-unbelievable-facts-guns-america-202200815.html

>15 minutes was as long as we could last in 2016 without someone getting shot

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>why yes i am australian

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>Abos are contributing members to our society

Video of Aussies attacks Americans

https://youtu.be/YsZr8Y5y6ug

when i root my gf, i put my thumb up her arse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdL3OqP4Lo

Don't be a nigger, use this medicine.

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>Me? I'm from California, im also a girl btw

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>why yes, I hail from Eire, or Ireland for you brits

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>I live in a coast state

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>I live in Minnesota

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>His country isn't occupying a small part of ireland

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>Spain

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>I have a folder of fedora images

canadians should all be killed

>His country wasn't once part of the United Kingdom but "inexplicably" isn't anymore

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>I live in a country that starts and ends with A

>>53262151
bb

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>I break fedora chains

Need someone to shag to help me get over my ex. Problem is I don't know any more girls in this town and I don't go out drinking so I don't know how to meet them. Any volunteers?

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>I am a neighbor to Alberto Barbosa

Australia
Argentina
America
Armenia
Austria

literally all the shitposting nations
Algeria

>>53262282
I'm a sissy brit boy :3

>>53262316
Spain
Portugal
India
Pakistan

literally all the shit/poo nations
Slovenia

>>53262316
Espania more like Asspania lmao

>>53262331
>look at me mr xi i gib coal :DDDDDDDDD
>stogg market bedder yes :DDDDDDD

>>53262364
>Spain

>>53262381
>AustraliA

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>English is not my first language

>4 hours left of completely unsupervised work, already finished what I needed to do.
Be more interesting /brit/

>>53262426
do a wank haha

>>53262426
go get your kok Banged

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>I only speak one language

>>53262426
>>53262426
when was the last revolution on bang-qt-little-boy-cock?

stab me lad

>>53262426
no its fedora hours until midnight tomorrow

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>>53262426
>I have a job

>>53262444
>>53262454
Can't
>>53262455
u wot

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>>53262471
bassline tbqh fám

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>I believe European federalism is the cure for the decease of nationalism.

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>>53262461
>>53262470
Can I play?

>>53262471
>unsupervised
>cant wank

>>53262490
very
good
photo
tbħ
thailad

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>work starts in 2 hours
>don't want to go

what's the best sickie method lads?

Need a gf, anyone interested?

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>I didn't vote Nigel

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>I politely ask if I can use the fedora meme, it is because I as a supreme gentleman have a thing called manners.

>>53262492
There's still people in the office, just none of them are going to tell me what to do or give a fuck..

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>I voted for someone that looks like a Grasshopper and has a French surname

>>53262541
Wank with the music on speakers then

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

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>The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

>>53262619
Yeah but science is just a meme. It'll never be perfected, and it will never answer all the questions we have about the universe.

>>53262609
I really don't need a wank that badly tb

>>53262321
Gloucestershire?

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>I vote, it's my civic duty

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real early bird hours, get that worm nikka

who tf just woke up, smash that mf quote BUTTon

>>53262649
GMAEBOY CANNOT PLAY VIDEO DELETE THIS IMMEDIATE

literally spending most of my time in bed because I prefer to live inside my own fantasy than face cold reality hahahahahaha

>>53262647
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.

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>>53262709
There's really no need to rush things. I'd rather we spend our time and money solving economic problems and securing political ties than doing something like trying to land on Mars.

>>53262709
Don't you mean economics

>>53262698
Same, have to get up for work soon though. I really enjoyed being NEET and not speaking to anyone at all

Is stone the most common way to express weight in Britain?

>wake up
>i'm still alive

at least it's friday desu. might try to have a cheeky early afternoon escape from work

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>>53262791
>mfw someone asks for my height in cm and weight in kg

>>53262802

Come home, lad. No one will ask you that here. ;)

>>53262709
We live in a society deeply dependent on specialization. So people know their areas of expertise all right and don't need to go deep into any other area.

>>53261235
kill yourself faggot

You got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere

>>53262824
rashëëd

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Doing a breakfast, boys

daily reminder: no one in the world knows how to make a computer mouse

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>>53262871

>>53263122
*hops in*

morning lads

been having very vivid but also very odd dreams lately

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>>53263122
>i drive

you used to say 38 38 nowadays you're about 38 38

>>53262698
cold out

There's a gym opening near me and I just joined it on a whim

wat do

i swear there was something i needed to do today but i can't remember

>>53263189
irish weather

>>53263195
have a workout

>eating leftover pasta for breakfast

The names Man, Mad Man

listening to the a banger lads

>>53263222
got fruit n fibre meself

>>53263215
how?

>>53263195
Squats 'n' oats.

>>53263246
who do you think I am, your personal fitness instructor?? fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-lZ-8Y_pNA

>yanks

>>53263239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhLccjeHYI

>>53262784
I disagree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZWunt2SUA

>daamn it's cold out
>that's new york
>take a look at it

>>53263296
This kid has the mannerisms of a 40 year old man.

>>53261680
>>53261565
>>53261404
You're dead within a year cunt

It's 2016

>>53263342
so much sighing

it's like he's been worrying about a mortgage for 20 years already

>>53262041
No trigger discipline.

That's coming from an aussie too

>>53263300
Can't stand that robot singing shit

>>53263401
>trigger discipline.
mate its airsoft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

>>53263420
>its airsoft

fucking lethal, mate. ban this immediately.

>>53263420
That's not the point

The cunt can put an eye out if someone is laying on the ground

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lads

>>53263442
poor twat

>>53263442
It ain't easy being a meme.

>>53263442
He could kill with that stare

off to work

How can one man be so based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhMkXeKJTE

>>53263546
alri janny

>>53263122
>>53263339
whats with all the people that can make webms suddenly appearing on this board?
we have already had 2 more webms made on /int/ this year than last year and it needs to stop

>>53263593
I've made those filter webms for ages, but its a lot easier now as webms become more popular

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>>53263593
I just sex webms that make my willy good funny

Ask The Dust By John Fante Is Da Greatest American Novel Of All Time And If You Disagree You Are A Fool

so long mum, i'm off to drop the bomb
so dont wait up for me
but while you swelter
down there in your shelter
you can watch me
on your tv

>>53263593
It's not difficult

daily reminder: suit is pronounced syoot

So what do people think of Nigel Farage?
Do people actually take him seriously?

What should I eat tonight lads?

>>53263747
not anymore

>>53263750
jiro dreams of sushi

>>53263747
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhMkXeKJTE

He is a modern day King Arthur

had a dream last night where my cat died and i buried her and it happened today

>>53263747
terveisit nignog
>>53263695
terveisit anti-brit scum
>>53263799
terveisit criminal
>>53263784
terveisit twat
>>53263761
terveisit cunt
>>53263750
terveisit nipshit

>>53263747
Has-been now mate, UKIP are out of the running for a few years at the very least, with Farage gone they would have a chance again but not until. He was never going to win an election, not going going to happen, he had a chance to grab enough seats to have some power but he, and desu his amateur party, screwed it up badly.

Likely future, the party wastes away to nothing and debt.

Someone's been on my computer whilst I was asleep...

>>53263814
racists out

Just ate 4 (FOUR) eggs and 4 (FOUR) square sausages
with a glass of oj
feel fat af but it was too good.

>>53263747
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ CARAJO

>>53263832
Why don't you have a password?

just fucking it lads

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>>53263874
fuck off tbqh
what do you even do for /brit/ ugh

>>53263874
windows password doesnt stop ol dave having a cheeky peek @ ur nudes

Days like these when I hate being a wagecuck

anyone know anything about resetting your tinder? i've done it once before already so i'm worried if i do it again people may be able to swipe to me 3 times which seems like a bit much and is awfully suspicious

got an exam at 11 lads

redpill me on foreign policy analysis

Unironically posting from work.

listening to anime songs lads

Europe is the only continent that doesn't begin and end in an "a" because it is actually just a peninsula of Asia.

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>>53263891

>>53263898
Veracrypt it then la

>>53263828
>screwed up
fuck off yank

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>>53263890
What'chu fucking lad? Some cheeky slag or some cute lad with a nice rump?

>>53263931
What about South America?

>>53263940
very accurate post

>Isis in Syria: Mother publically executed by her jihadi son for abandoning Islam


www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-syria-mother-publically-executed-by-her-jihadi-son-abandoning-islam-1536676

>>53263931
south america begins with an S

>>53263961
Just nuke that whole country

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>>53263963
>asscandynavia

>>53263959
>>53263963
There is only one continent called America

Just did a BP (big poo, for you uncouthly lot)

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>UK’s chief medical officer recommended men's weekly alcohol limit cut to 14 units in UK

But the 5 or 6 day working week and 40+ hours to boot is fine. ROOOOOO

>>53263985
why does this trigger normies so much? it's not like it's a law, and you know alcohol is bad for you already

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>>53263940
You don't even know REAL /brit/ culture you're only on at this time and this is the boring hours of /brit/ tbqh

Is it okay for boys to tinkle sitting down?

doing a poo

>>53264037
me da does it
you're alright

>>53263983
>>53264038
wew lad might need some imodium there

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>>53264023
oh no, will I die?

Going to move to Sweden, 6 hour working days, everyone speaks English and qt women everywhere

>>53264037
only if you're simultaneously doing a poo, that's the only excuse

>>53263891
>>53263948
>>53264023
>>53264045
REALLY good posts (you)'s all around

pooing right now

>>53264037
if you have a PA and can't aim, then yes

>>53264058
Best of luck then Abdul.

>>53263983
>>53264038
>>53264070
dumb pooposters

>>53264015
Because a shorter working week would have as great of an effect on relieving stress and improving health.

But the government can't suggest the idea because they want the 9-5 40 hour week because muh corporations.

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>>53264054
watch yourself you stupid cunt

Some of you guys are alright. Don't sail to England in 1588 if you're in the navy.

Happening thread should be with you next month,

so long sea machines
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>>53264073
>PA

We didn't all go to medical school Dr. Know-it-all

>>53264089
all you

>>53264105
tfw dragged the captcha into the post

not gonna delete it though, janny can pry that post from my cold dead hands

>>53264108
penis allergy
>>53264105
its a big link

>>53264074
Haha well memed friendo :^)

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>>53264095
Or wot cunt?

>>53264113
one was tb'h

>>53264108
Penile Amputation
duh...

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Is uwotm8 something a britbong might regularly say irl?
It's an expression I always think to myself when online and I read something stupid or surprising but I find myself almost saying it aloud in real life and I don't want to expose myself as someone who uses this site to be honest

>>53264146
WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE RESPONDING TO ME?????
HELLO CAN SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE RESPOND?????? ?? ?? ? ? ?? HELLO?

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Doing a pooing

>>53264146
who are you replying to?

>>53264108
prince albert
it's a piercing for your wang

google it

>>53264160
all you get are dirty poor third world (You)s because thats how you like it

>>53264175
My imaginary friend, Angus.. He posts here sometimes.

>>53264155
it's omnipresent
on the tip of every scally's tongue

>>53264164
>nickelodeon underwear

lad........

>>53264155
It's used IRL in the same context it's used online, with the whole "hook you in the gabber" bollocks, to start shit

gf won't do anal, stuck up bitch. Yeah well guess what, I don't particularly like nibbling on your vagina but I still do it cos you like it you cunt

I consider myself a bad motherfucker despite the fact that I have quite an affable personality and have never had sex with my mother

>>53264219
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Feel fucking gutted lads, my /brit/ posting is shit atm
Dunno how to improve, I remember the days I used to get 2-3 (you)s a post
and now I'm reduced to this.

>>53264219
why are you so angry? she is your gf you should love this woman anal or not

>>53264219
kek

>>53264219
t. bo cat

>>53264224
>Aussies talking like yanks
cringeworthy

>>53264256
Fuck off you kuck

@53264250
same here lad

>>53264286
kiss my ass dude, do you need me to change your diaper?

praise jesus tb'h

>>53264250
spopiler warning because the thread is poo poo and all relevant hands have left

>>53264311
Still got a rush from this post

>>53263931
Oceania

Lads, plox >>53264288

going to the gym in T minus 50 minutes lads

very excited

Kinda crazy to see a continent at the forefront of civilization for so long just pissing everything away in such a short span of time. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic on the European continent. It's also strange to see European men bending backwards and grabbing their ankles to these Muslims. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "masculinity," for lack of a better word, and cultural pride in the European male over the last two generations. Maybe Europe kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

>>53264350
is your boyfriend going with you

>>53264381
lm(f)ao

>>53264192
Screamer of a post

>>53264381
how f*cking dare u

>some school trying to contact Tim Peake on radio
>he's not replying

Lel

Kinda crazy to see an american at the forefront of the McDonalds queue for so long just pissing all over himself in such a turkish manner. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic among the yank posters. It's also strange to see American men bending over and grabbing their c-cups for these fine young British scholars. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "bladder control" and "post quality" for lack of a better phrase, and cultural pride in the American male over the last two generations. Maybe America kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

Kind ofcrazy to see a continent at the forefront of civilization for so long just pissing everything away in such a short span of time. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic on the European continent. It's also strange to see European men bending backwards and grabbing their ankles to these Muslims. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "masculinity," for lack of a better word, and cultural pride in the European male over the last two generations. Maybe Europe kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

Kinda crazy to see an american at the forefront of the McDonalds queue for so long just pissing all over himself in such a turkish manner. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic among the yank posters. It's also strange to see American men bending over and grabbing their c-cups for these fine young British scholars. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "bladder control" and "post quality" for lack of a better phrase, and cultural pride in the American male over the last two generations. Maybe America kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

Kind ofcrazy to see a continent at the forefront of civilization for so long just pissing everything away in such a short span of time. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic on the European continent. It's also strange to see European men bending backwards and grabbing their ankles to these Muslims. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "masculinity," for lack of a better word, and cultural pride in the European male over the last two generations. Maybe Europe kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

Hey I'm trying to learn about british 'culture'.

Is this post considered cheeky?

>>53264567
who are you quoting?

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>>53264567

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>who are you quoting?

Just ate an egg mcmuffin for the first and last time

>>53264359
It is amazing to look at detatched point. Honestly just let it burn, let it crumble and burn.

>>53264600
makis out

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>Kind ofcrazy to see a continent at the forefront of civilization for so long just pissing everything away in such a short span of time. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic on the European continent. It's also strange to see European men bending backwards and grabbing their ankles to these Muslims. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "masculinity," for lack of a better word, and cultural pride in the European male over the last two generations. Maybe Europe kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

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>>53264359
> Kinda crazy to see a continent at the forefront of civilization for so long just pissing everything away in such a short span of time. This appears to be the beginning of something catastrophic on the European continent. It's also strange to see European men bending backwards and grabbing their ankles to these Muslims. From a bird's eye view, there appears to have been a tremendous decrease in "masculinity," for lack of a better word, and cultural pride in the European male over the last two generations. Maybe Europe kind of deserves this, unfortunately.

>>53264639
haha u did it wrong!

>>53264654
you're right

the shame i can't bear it

the rapes were good, this is the most redpilling event one could have ever hoped for. its not quite the storm the refugee centers and fucking kill everybody event but we are approaching critical mass. also as other comments have said, this is going to thrust the liberal contradiction of supporting islam into the forefront to a place that is impossible to ignore. bernie sanders literally claims he will help end "islamophobia" and hillary clinton doesnt even want to touch the subject. let them continue down this path because the more they avoid it or support islam the more votes they will lose. fucking cowards

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>you're right
>the shame i can't bear it

i do a poo

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>>53264639
>by Zara

Hey I'm trying to learn about american 'diets'

is a bmi of 34 considered obese?

what a shit general

>>53264705
pretty sure anything above 18 is obese

Just had to hug a girl at work cos she was crying

>>53264726
did you cop a feel

>>53264726
grab ur coat luv

you've hugged

>>53264710
Leave then

>>53264705
big mac intake?

nah 34 is pretty standard for a yank

>>53264751
No but she gave me a kiss on the cheek. She's not my type tbqh and I already have a gf

>>53264778
typeface

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>>53264752

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why are we treating syrians so nicely why aren't we just killing them all or screening them so we dont have a bunch of 20somethings fucking shitting up our countries would it really be so hard to only allow the old, weak and the young or am I missing something here?

Now watch me whip

>wake up next to gf
>she looks me in the eyes and say good morning
>reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin

now watch me nae nae

>>53264813
now watch me slave slave

>>53264800
bit racist lad

>>53264799
>>>/fa/

>>53264768
good effort

>>53264816
delete this

fucking yanks ruin everything

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>>53264828
rmf

>>53264768
>>53264768
>>53264768
>>53264768

i missed this

have some (You)s, less than this post deserves tho