Culture Pals:

1st for Vini a likeable anon
:3

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>>53259289

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>>53259131
>>53259270
T-thanks, y-you too

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>talk to latvian qt everyday for 6 months
>was about to send her a package
>we were talking about meeting up
>tfw waking up and seeing that out of the blue, without warning, she has blocked you on every app and website we were connected on

>>53259289
I like the one with Kim Jong-un showing Interpals on a screen the most

>>53259514

That's harsh m8. Sorry to hear that.

>>53259514

She was falling in love and decided to stop it from happening.

You can bet she feels like shit right now

>>53259514
What were you talking about the last time you chatted?

But probably she has got a boyfriend lol, move on anyways.

>>53259514
Jesus tapdancing Christ, that would desroy me..

>>53259514
It's just some random chick from the internet, who cares?

>>53259514
>>53259595

Nah. She thinks about you once every three or four months when she's drunk, but only when she's not getting plowed by alpha cock.

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> mfw memes went too far

>tfw no confident qt

All the qts I get close to keep putting themselves down and shit. I want a qt who implies I won't be able to resist her and shit, not qts who give me everything but hate themselves.

>>53259331
Where's your extra flag brah?

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>>53259534

>>53259626
nah, she's the most autistic woman I've ever talked to in depth
she told me about how she had a crush on one dude in her class
she used to count how many fucking times the dude looked at her, and she just expected him to one day, after MONTHS of ignoring her, to go up to her, and ask to be her bf
i found the autism kind of endearing desu

>>53259950
I am on my phone and I am not at home tbqh, I will be back with the amazing Parana flag next week.

guise

seriously guise
how do?

>qt's best friend fell in love with a refugee who can't speak English and keep telling her he wants to fuck her

What the fuck.

Interpals girls HATE turks yet in person thirsty turks get laid and women fall for them?

What the fuck.

Just wanna post what a terrible fake fucking person nicoleejay is. Dont care if its petty but im gonna spam her name for awhile, if only one person believes me thats enough. I cant stay these fake fucking terrible people on this site. It makes me sick.

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>>53259798
lmao
>>53260014
Makes sense, I had to do that for the last two weeks of December

>>53260096

Want me to pump and dump her or get nudes? We live in the same area.

How much % of the messages are just bots trying to get your money?

>>53259986
Saved, thanks btw

>>53260096
What happened Clayton?

>>53260176
0%

>>53260121
I am an extra flags enthusiast Hawaiilad lmao, it feels too confusing without specially for American and British anons

>>53260151
go ahead if you want, when we talked she already said shes been catfished before, so maybe you can get her again, shes a fake as fuck person thats for sure. Im hella pissed I was ever nice to her.


>>53260286
fake as fuck person, makes fun of sick people and makes stuff up about them when she herself was sick. Started messaging me at first acting friendly then went crazy like 99% of everyone else on this site and started blaming me for a bunch of shit. Even got mad at me for being NICE To her. When she messaged me! Fucking makes me sick I ever talked to her, and if anything she used to be a model and was sick to. She should know better but I guess being sick made her a fake and terrible person, not a better one.

>>53260286
>Saved, thanks btw
No probs brah
>>53260286
>I am an extra flags enthusiast Hawaiilad lmao, it feels too confusing without specially for American and British anons
I am too and it was weird browsing here without the extraflags

>>53259747
>actually thinking this
Talking every day with someone for 6+ months isn't just "some girl from the Internet".
I've known mine for 11 months and count on my hands how many day we haven't messaged.
You reach a point where you simply can't just stop responding because you don't feel like it, or whatever.
Mine is like a gf, not just "a girl from the Internet"

Pisses me off when people say that

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>tfw asian qts viewing your profile and messaging you

>>53260358
It sucks brah, she thinks that you are fake for saying this kind of stuff or what?

How do you guys manage to keep conversations for months?

After a couple of weeks/ a month they seem to get bored with me and stop replying, feels bad man

>>53260725
No we even skyped for hours before. Shes just fake and a terrible person deep down inside. Just disgusting personality. Looks cute and nice on the outside but deep down mental and takes her problems out on others. She sent me a bullshit message making stuff up about me that wasnt even true. Just taking her life out on me. Even had the audacity to say I was to clingy when I messaged her twice in like 2 weeks to say merry christmas and happy new year. Fucking psycho. Shes the one that originally messaged me wanting to talk. Then shes all like theres something wrong wtih me for wanting to be her friend or being nice to her and im a bad person for talking to her just weird fucking shit. Just makes me sick, I get home from the hospital to read messages like this about what a terrible person I am all the time. And its even worse that its someone that should know better who use to be sick, and she wants a job where she has to work with people. Its like fucking christ please god no.

I try to be as nice as I can with everyone I talk to, but you can only throw bullshit on me so many times before I lose all respect for you. I know everyone has a bad day, but there comes a point where you need to look in the mirror instead of blaming others for stuff that isnt true.


Just pisses me off I responded to her and tried to be nice, just to now here what a awful person i am as usual from these people.

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this grill got buttmad when I said I didn't want financial aid for college

>>53260887
Depends is there any sexual tension ever or flirting? It interpals so honestly unless you flirt a little here and there it doesnt seem to last long and you will have to make do with this once in a blue moon "how are you lately " kinda thing and then you have to just go from there.


In the over a year ive been on interpals theres only a few, maybe a handful of girls I talk to period that there has never been any sexual tension with that I talk to on a regular basis. But I think that is like real life to right?

So ya just try to find funny games to play, jokes, or talk about things you both enjoy.

>>53260949
>talking to American girls
>16
There's your problem bud

>>53260402
What do you plan to do?
>>53260911
She looks small for a model.
You seem enraged. You should distance yourself from anything related to her, and do something else to let some steam off.

What's the best way to rake in qts?

reporting back in

>>53260887

No idea, find people who find you more interesting?

There are like 2 girls I've been talking 2 for two years now, and like 3-4 I've been talking to for more than a year, and that's regularly, everyday.

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>>53261065
Oh I am pissed, and oh dont worry im talking and having a normal conversation with a lot of others at the same time right now while doodling.... Im not really a go destroy something kinda anger person, I am typing this all in a very casually but very pissed off kinda way.

>>53261017
Nah, I dont even flirt in most convos, there was a girl I always used to talk a lot about movies and discussions about tech stuff in general and it wad breddy cool but she stopped replying out of the blue, I am not here even with the purpose of finding a gf or whatever, it just seems like people get bored too easily and always start to talk with new ones, since theres ''18418 people online"

>>53261153
Hello

>>53261153
Andorra flag when?

>>53260568
NOICE
O
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C
E

>>53261365
ya thats interpals for you, most people just want that excitement of a possible however slight it maybe romance with someone. Its pretty hard to keep things up unless you can connect on a good level with something if you dont flirt at all. And even then sometimes when you think you do, they are fucking crazy.

Do you ever have "deep" conversations with the girls though? Not just movies, and fun stuff? Like do you try to get to know them as a person? So you can build a sorta trust factor?

>>53261107
Be good looking and don't be ugly

>>53261597
>Like do you try to get to know them as a person? So you can build a sorta trust factor?

I tell them some weird and personal stuff when drunk

>>53261107
Be good looking if not try lifting and exercise and ask johnno for help

>>53261767
>>53261690
This advice is bullshit. All you need is charisma. I know from experience.

>>53261704
Well I guess that sorta counts, but I mean you cant always have a "fun" conversation, there has to be balance of everything right? Gotta get to know what makes people tick etc why they are the way they are. What drives them as a person. Finding a balance of being open while still being secretive. Ive said it before to you guys but personally I generally dont like flirting with a girl unless I know I could be her friend and respect her as well. Not a normal thought, but especially if you are only trying to make friends and randomly jacking off to girls over the internet is not your main goal gonna have to get personal to build that trust right to make them want to talk to you. Because they have that deeper connection.

>>53261955
Nice dubs
But being better looking and fit helps a lot more than just having charisma m8

>>53261989
Girls just want to have fun lad
Everything else is secondary

>>53261989
Looks don't matter. Being a beta model with abs still makes you beta. Women prefer alphas over betas.

Being fit doesn't make you alpha.
Being good-looking doesn't make you alpha.

>>53262057
They want status and fun m8

>qt gives me her vk login out of the blue

Strange

>>53262180
Any good shit in it?

>>53262439
A picture of her butt

Didn't find to read the chat because all in Russian

>>53262829
>A picture of her butt
P-post it
t. ass man

>>53262829
Plz share

You could use google translate for a general idea

>>53262180
Post yours desu

Is marriage the only feasible way for somebody to permanently be with their qt if trying to get them to stay in the US? Please tell me it isn't.

>>53263385
Unless they can get a job visa or student visa in your country or vice versa

>>53263385
Depends on her age, money and diplomas.

>>53262970
I don't post my real qts

>>53263671
Just block her face

>>53263671
we only want to see that ass

>>53260176

sometimes most of them were russians or eastern europeans

>>53264830
Well most female messages i get are eastern european,korean or chinese.

>>53265050

i get ton of tons messages from france and russia sadly, not too many german qts and most of the german girls were immigrants wtf german migrant policy

is it usually a good sign if a qt visits my profile again and again?

>>53265651
She's either scripting or waiting for you to message her.

Most likely the 1st one, girls will usually message me if they view my profile over and over, they aren't as shy as they say.

>>53265175
Same thing with the French, the majority of the names are arabic. If I wanted to speak to an Arab I'd learn fucking Arabic REEEEEE

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>>53259204

>mfw my french qt sends me nudes and we have long disscusions about FN and how Muslims don't belong in Europe

>>53266694
god dammit

I need this qt's details

>>53263385
Dont know about american law but here there's a sort of civil partnership thing whereby if it does all go tits up you can annul it in a heartbeat and everyone keeps their own stuff. Basically gives the immigrants no property rights in a relationship, which is harsh, but better than losing half of everything you own because you were dumb enough to get married. Plus if it goes well you can get proper married later!

>>53259534
Thank you
My OC > ALL
I prefer Bill Gates with Guenters profile
Or the Asian qt quest from the Strayan

>>53265651
She either wants the D or the CHF.
In both cases she will take the D.

>>53265678
>>53268636
i'll just see how it develops.

Clayton, I'm not the guy, I just saw her on quick search and opened the profile, and when I saw the comment you made thought I should ask.

Clayton we need screenshots of you getting shouted at. Just to verify they're bitches. Also, please don't hate us, we love you long time :3

Had a fight with the girlfriend lads
>on snapchat
>gf sending me lewds
>Save photo cuz shitty few second videos/pictures
>girlfriend trips out
>tell her was gonna delete after i blew my load
>gets pissed that i didnt ask
>try to come out right somehow
>digging an even bigger hole here for myself
>decide this battle was mine to lose and send a nice apology
>first time admitting to a girl i was wrong
>all good now but really ate shit back there
Didn't think it'd be that bad, guys

>>53270024
Post pics

Has a girl ever sent you lewds through interpals or has it always been through snapchat or some other shit?

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One of my qts is getting a bit attached

>>53270428
you are nothing compared to me
NOTHING

wheres she from?

RainbowStack

Russian girl that writes in an unbelievably pretentious way dare you to contact her

>>53270282
Deleted it after she tripped out. She's pretty shy and has never sent me full nudes. Either with underwear or hands covering her breasts.

Just got a view from the Northern Marina islands

Well rare x

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the conversation has gotten a little dull with my qt

>>53268599
The Bill Gates one is good as well
The only problem with the Aussie OC is that itwas hard to recognize the flags because of the red background.

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>>53271636

>>53270772
Slovakia. She's mad but fun.

>>53271811
Fuck the message wasn't saved. Anyway, she is already looking for husband from rich country. I need to find it in the previous convos.

>>53271811
It's small world huh. What did she say to you?

>>53271636
>>53271811
KEK

>>53271943
Nothing really. I'm not paying much attention to asians, she messaged me that she wants to be friends. Then asked some questions about what's important in relationships and that she is sick of western boys because "All they want is just about sex". Anyway she was already talking about how she is ready to be good wife and make sacrifices for her husband. Other than that I was mostly asking about traditions in her country because we mostly were talking around NYE. Not really interested in getting nudes from 17yo asians

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Wtf is she trying to say?Turks pls halp

>>53272133
She said similar shit to me lol, for example I forgot to reply to one of her messages (which was along the lines of "What do you think about the patriarchy?") and she said "WHy do you ignore the girl who cares so much about you?"

Fuck I didn't know she was 17

>>53272223
Well that was in a profile, she is either 17 or 18 I can't remember. But Yeah, if you want a mail bride - go for it and show that you care not only about sex, lol

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Jesus fuck why are 99% of these girls so fucking boring?

>>53272301
Correction. Profile says she is 16

>>53272362
Because they don't need to hold conversation. To be popular for a girl it's enough to look decent.
Also I missed ya pals, because japaneese moot rangebanned my subnetwork, and looks like all my VPN's other than norvegian for a couple of days were banned as well. Life is pain

>>53272301
Nah not really interested, she's not very attractive anyway and not to mention underage.

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>Stop playing nice guy
>Just start being a cocky arrogant douche
>QT likes me more for it

Fuck women.

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>>53273018
Nothing changed since 1825

>>53273245
A pioneer

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Why are so many asian grills visiting my profile?

http://cnn.it/1ZRQU6h

"South Korea blasts NK with Kpop after nuclear test"

ayyy

>>53274263
That should be a war crime

>>53273871
Rich country, refugees welcome :)

>>53273871
Is that a bad? Or do you just prefer syrian refugees hans?

>be my qt
>get on the bus to go meet her friend
>writing to me on the way over
>guy next to her says to a friend "This girl is writing in English!"

>getting amazed out of a person writing in English

Only in Russia desu.

>>53275516
>tfw your friends ask you why you're so retarded to write in English and have your phone language set on English
They look at me as if I were batshit insane

>>53275779
This. I have everything in English, and once I'm confortable with the languages I'm learning, I'll set to those. It's a way to both learn new words and to remind yourself of those, if you're not in contact with said language a lot in your daily life.

I even have my calculator in English, although that is a bit autistic, why not?

>>53275872
That's not autistic at all, it's just nice to read things in a language you want to improve in. It's autistic to believe someone is retarded for using another language than the one spoken in a country.

Calculators are always in English, aren't they? Just checked mine and I didn't change any of its settings (TI-84 Plus)

>>53275872

>once I'm confortable with the languages I'm learning, I'll set to those

This. And it kinda serves as a guard against nosy people.

>>53276268

>TI-84

mein negger

>>53276268
Ikr?

Mine isn't, it's a TX Nspire CX, so I can use basically every main language, even chink.

>>53276466
also one of the reasons you should learn your qts language, you can tell her everything you want and the nosy peeps won't see it :3

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>>53276466
>mein neger
Mein Petras

>>53276760

Did you do that?

>tfw you kinda understand your qts language but can't speak it for shit

TI-83plus. How pleb am I?

>>53274581
Asian grills are very rare in my area.
Also i have yellow fever.
This is 2much

>>53277205
>Have yellow fever
>in summer temp chink workers
>in winter lots of jap and chink tourists

Feels good mang

>>53278191
ever bang any of em?

>>53278280
Some but rarely and takes a lot of work since they are only here for a short while and tend not to trust the locals
>Made friends with alot of them see the girls all carry some sort of weapon on them mace,knives, and i shit you not a kunai once

>>53278668
wtf, why do they even bother travelling in the first place?

>>53278668
i want ninja friends too

>>53278955
Talk to asian exchange workers
and qts x f
Hope one of their parents gave them a kunai and ninja trainning to fend off foreign pig males

>>53278801
Like most asian women for shopping practice for their english and to look more interesting to friends and strangers back home they post a lot of pics of random shit on wechat

What do you guys chat about with those girls?

>>53279170
you're a fucking autist

>>53279170
oh the instagram thing she messaged me on instagram before telling me she is a vampire and she might bite me and its the best way to go etc. *rolls eyes* obviously I should flirted with her and escalated there but I was trying to be friends so~

>>53279170
>303 messages
> 75 friend requests
Dude forget her lmao

But in all seriousness you do seem to take it way too personally and I can imagine you as a clinger

>>53279251
Separatism, /int/ memes and then I ask for pictures of her feet normally

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>qt says "Sweetheart?!" every time I don't respond in 2 minutes and tells me at least in joking that she is a vampire

someone post the profile of the biggest tits on interpals

>>53279509
What cunt?

>>53279437
ive told you guys before maybe one day you will see what its like to be dying in teh hospital writing your will etc. One of the things I told myself is when I die no one was gonna be able to say anything bad about me. If anything this girl was the one messaging me at first saying she was sick to yadda yadda, and how we had all this in common blah blah shes lonely she wants someone to talk to. Hell when we first started talking shit said she didnt know if she wanted to give me her skype at first and wanted to make sure that I keep talking to her for a week straight before she did. Then after a day she was like no i want to skype you now blah blah....

Listen I go out of my way to talk to try to answer everyone that messages me and has a conversation even when im in the hospital,hell half the time I get out of the hospital i go and I talk to other sick people just so they can have someone to fucking talk to. And it really fucking pisses me off when someone acts like im a bad guy. I sent this girl like 2 messages in 2 weeks about christmas and new years that was it. Basically copy and pasted messages. And shes gonna act like im clingy?

And ya you can see I have a lot of messages to get to, and I try to answer them all. Maybe I dont want some girl telling me how lonely she is, how much we have in common, skyping for hours, making me feel bad for her, then all of the sudden to 180 and act like im a bad guy. Thats fucked up.

Anyway I get it most you guys use this site to try to get naked girls pics, but ive tried to talk to everyone and have a conversation wtih everyone that messages me. Thats the difference.

>>53279251
Whaetever comes to mind

My first qt and i talked about mars aliens and 2012 that was 6 years ago

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>>53279778
Is this a new fucking pasta??

>>53279265
He is also beta but it doesn't matter, he is gorgeous, he could have all the qts he wants. No homo it's the truth

>>53279170
Delete this pic, really!

>>53279690
Sorry, your mum deleted her profile yesterday after giving me her contacts and nudes

>>53279864
haha what a fucking homo

>>53279843
No I am sick, its why I dont work anymore, although yes it feels like ive written it many times. I know its weird im actually nice to everyone, I should just try to fuck every girl I get blah blah

>>53279877
oops didnt mean to do that

Anyway point is please dont be nice to mean people, especially people that supposedly want jobs where their goal is to help or interact with other people. Worlds already a shitty enough place.

>>53280065
No but if I were a girl I guess I would

I kinda miss jawbrah тьн

>>53280103
>>53279778
this isn't your blog you pretty boy pillow biter. deliver these walls of texts to the 16 year old girls on interpals who actually give a shit and spare us.

>>53280168
I was talking about him

>>53280182
am I even a pretty boy? I never thought of myself as one

>>53280174
Hi Th0r :^)

>>53280275
>those locks
>that jaw line

you know it as well you poser

>another crazy kazakh account
Damn these bitches keep popping up. This one seems just as cuntish and elitist.

>>53280294
nah

>>53279170
>taliking to <20yo teenshits

It's like you're asking for crap like this. Just stay in the 20-30 zone

>>53280330
its awful that im not full of myself isnt it? Its ok I know deep down you want me to be a bad guy for some reason but im not. If I was so full of myself do you think I would waste my time on interpals just to talk to people? Do you really think I "need" to do that?

>>53280423
>he deleted his post

man this guy is beta

>>53280423
Asian teens best qts though familia

Also what was deleted?

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>kinda qt russian girl visit my profile
>vist her profile back
>apparently she visited mine for a language exchange
>she seems nice, i message first (something i never do)
>we start talking a bit
>i stop because busy
>after a few days i put some msg to tell her why i do not respond
>"oh ok, i thought you didn't wanted to talk to me :("
>tfw

>>53280442
because you're too beta to talk to chicks in real life

>>53280501
>tfw lots of qts visiting my profile
>rarely get messages

do they expect us to message first? how often do people script?

>>53280294
That wasn't me m8

>>53280586
idk, i have barely any visit, i didn't even put a profile pic of me

i guess girls rarely do it, often telling how they're shy (probably bullshit desu senpai)

they except you to make a good first move i guess, they probably have a fuckload of messages

>>53280505
Not that im the biggest pimp out there, but if you think I never talk to girls in real life you are very confused. If anything I actually use to go out and wing man for guys to get the girls for them. Not claiming to be perfect or that ive never fucked up, but I can be pretty charming. If you want me to sound like a asshole ive probably turned down better looking girls than most dudes could ever dream of getting.

>>53280707
You're very good looking, you could actually make a bitch come from another country just to fuck you. Find a rich one.

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That feel when you really care about your QT, like a lot. But you know that because of distance and careers that you probably will never have anything with her

Qt arap woman wants to talk
wat do?

>>53280707
good for you, you won the genetic lottery. still, you seem like a vapid clingy wanker, and it'll catch up to you when your looks fade. in the mean time, enjoy them and stop blogging about your life here.

>>53280799

Iktf familia. I'm thinking about cutting contact with mine ;_;

>>53272167
pls

>>53281214

It hurts sometimes. Especially after she said to me last night "you mean a lot to me." I know I sound like a bitch, but I've never had feelings for anyone before. But I do for this girl. I can't cut contact with her because she means too much to me.

Ottoman_was_stronk
18:11 CET
Hello

le_viking
18:15 CET
Hello :)

Ottoman_was_stronk
18:16 CET
I'm Ceren from Turkey

>why do i bother

>>53280932
honestly isnt your posts here proof of what im talking about? I go out of my way to be nice to everyone, I dont use my "looks" to try to get anyone, steal anyones naked pictures. When I go and talk to other sick people, lots of them if anything are not attractive at all, and just want someone to talk. I would never even remotely think about doing something wtih them. Even answering all these messages on interpals yadda yadda.

And here you are, talking to me about what it means to be beta, and alpha. When I wasnt even flirting with anyone. I was being FRIENDS with someone. And you are trying to make fun and make something up about someone on the INTERNET. And act like you are cool.... seriously?

Also genetic lottery dude ive been in and out of the hospital almost my entire life. Do you need me to post pics of my tumors, when I lost most my hair, hell I had 2 months this year I could barely even walk again from health stuff. Take a look in the mirror dude.


>>53280738
Thanks dude. I have had girls offer to do that kinda stuff, but I dont like playing with peoples emotions. As for rich one well certainly I have had many sugar baby friends etc that make me envious of the kinda stuff they do. But most rich girls are older and its not my thing.

>>53281992
Mate why are you even on 4chan when you're so obviously above us mere mortals?

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>le Sweden meme

>>53282507
Is IKEA now considered to be swedish territory like embassies?

>>53282457
He's just here to share his experience, give advice, ask for advice, read about our stories, like everyone of us.

>>53282507
What's wrong with her face?

>>53282634
She's a chink

>>53282634
Think last time swissbro said the cold had fucked her lips and mouth up. Chinks cannot into snow

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>>53281992
Holy hell, what a hunk.
You look like a model or an actor for a romantic comedy.
You're somewhere in the uncanny valley, which is pretty damn amazing.
Why and how are you still single?

>>53282507
What the hell is up with that jaw and lips

>>53282980
But that chin/jaw is fucking huge.

>>53283081
>>53283109
It's the Taiwanese 3/10 guys I hope you didn't get your hopes up

>>53282507
>hohes C
did you give her the langes D too?

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O-ok

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Too many SJWs on this site fml

>>53272167
>>53281335
there's a reason why the turks wanted to capture the city of the world's desire. i've been to constantinople and it is honestly a beautiful city, even after everything the turks have done to it

>>53283509
At leas she's educated. R-right?

>>53283744
>city of the world's desire
Hm never heard of this expression but ill use it,t hanks. Still her english is pretty bad but qt.

>Its 2016
Have any of guys plans of visiting your qts this year?
Greentext about it.

>>53284388
Only if rubble will not crash even further.
So probably not

>>53284388

I really really really really really want to. But I am unsure if I can.. I applied for a new job, and due to some sensitive things about that job. I might not be able to do overseas travel for several months. I almost would be happy if I don't get this job just so I can go see my QT. but I know in the long run, this job would pay off. Fuck, I hate feelings.

>>53284388
Plans are made, a mega trip of 1 year in Japan will be in motion come February.
I will meet (hopefully) 5 qts I've talked with across Japan.
The trip will be from Hokkaido to Okinawa with long stops on the way. It's gonna be great!

>>53284611

A 1 year long trip? That's incredible. How the fuck do you get the time off to do stuff like that

>>53284743
He's a Mossad agent obviously.

>>53284388
Got 1 qt in my town at the moment, another coming to see me in April and I might go see a third at some point if I don't get bored of her before. Then I'm living out in Spain so I have like 4 more qts there to see. Could be a busy year

>>53284899

Ah, yes that's a good point. Hunting those 95 year old Nazis

>>53284388
Well, a Russian girl is probably going to visit my town at around Easter time and I hope to go to Matye Rassia this year aswell.

>>53284743
I saved up for about 2 years for this, putting money aside to a deposit account. I also have help from the family. I also found a hostel named Khaosan that lets you stay there for free as long as you work for them for some days, so that saves up some money...
etc, etc, I won't get into this much. I've planned this for a very long time now, is all I'll say.

About to Skype and watch a movie with my qt.

>>53285740
what movie

>>53285740

How do you do that? Just start the same movie at the same time?

>>53285811
>Have the exact same version of the movie for the both of you
>Get the movie ready
>Count down 3... 2.. 1.. play
>Enjoy

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>>53259204
do japanese qts exist?

>>53285780
Spring
>>53285811
Yeah pretty nuch

>>53279756
Ukraine

>>53285740
>tfw no qt to watch movies with

>>53259204

I always see these threads but have no idea what they are. Will lurking here help me find qt slavgirl and get citizenship in ex-soviet country?

>>53286574
Yes, although they'll prefer getting your Green card.

>>53286574
>Will lurking here help me find qt slavgirl
Easy
>and get citizenship in ex-soviet country?
Not really because they want to leave their hellholes

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>>53286650
>>53286671

>>53284388
>>53284388
I got my passport and was going to but after everything thats happened the past few months I decided not to travel the world now to visit them. Maybe I still will, but for now the plan is on hold.

>>53283074
Are you the vanilla girl that just viewed me? Anyway thanks, and what do you mean by the uncanny valley? As for being single, picky, and im sick, I dont want to put someone else through seeing me in the hospital all the time, its not right. People should be out having fun etc not doing real life stuff like ive been doing since I was young. Ive had gfs before say they want to take care of me etc, but ive seen it in their face when im sick. Its not what they want.. its a fairy tale. If a girl is sick its ok, cuz its still romantic, but its not romantic to see your bf in the hospital all the time.


>>53282595
thanks who ever you are


>>53282457
once again I never acted like im better than everyone else. But doesnt matter how nice I am to you guys or anyone else, if you are a negative person you are going to assume the worst about them I guess.

>>53286777

Trips

>uncanny valley

Not her, but she was saying you are
"The bees knees" or "the cats meow". It's a compliment

>>53284388
>Have any of guys plans of visiting your qts this year?
Yes I'm planning to do a year abroad after summer in Germany and before I do that I'll visit my qt and then while I'll be in Germany we're planning to meet a bunch of time.

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>>53284388
Hopefully when barcelona qt responds....
fugg she was last online 2 days ago...

>>53287139

Seriously. How do people take a year off and travel. Are you unemployed??

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>>53286777
>tfw wanna talk to Clayton but his profile is females only

>>53287249

Get her Whatsapp

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>>53286777
Basically this >>53287081
Like the perfect specimen that Tim Carrey wanted to build. To the T.
Hospitals are a pain man, hope you'll kick cancer's ass and go back to getting some qts irl soon.

>>53287309
you can message me on facebook or anywhere else im a open person, as long as you are nice to me im nice to you. I just blocked dudes cuz to many guys were sending me dick pictures, asking them how to masturbate correctly, and other weird shit. So got tired of it. I already get enough weird messages from girls let alone to continuously answer that.

>>53287278
I'm not taking a year off, I'm going to study for a year in Germany. Right now though I am unemployed but I am looking for jobs and have applied to a bunch but haven't heard back yet.

>>53287410
well I already had my cancer check up stuff, tumor still there but it hasnt grown so thats good. But I still got a lot of other health stuff going on. Thanks though. Just gotta keep going thats life...

>>53287081
Ah I see never heard of uncanny valley before, thanks

>>53259514
My alpha cock is banging her brains out lād.

>>53287435
asking me* I mean not them

>>53287480

That sounds nice. I'd love to go live in Europe, specifically Italy for a year. But I don't have the grades for college

>>53287508

It's funny to think about. All 3 of those sayings are slang for "you're awesome".
But today, the current slang for this is "you are the shit"

>>53287828
ya hrmm ive never heard of it before, is it a English phrase or American thing?

Speaking of strange words I suppose, I was talking to a girl from england on interpals recently and she told me she was sleeping with a hottie. And I was like what? And she showed me, and I guess hotties in england are hot water bottles dressed as .... stuffed animals.. Go figure.

>>53287898

I'm pretty sure it's a American phrase, if you watch movies. It's in there

Haha that's pretty funny btw. That would had thrown me off

>>53287754
Italy would be nice too but I want to be closer to my qt which is why I'm choosing Germany though my parents originally suggested Portugal. I've got the grades to do it which is why I'm going.

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>african kid wants to be your friend
this site is a fucking goldmine

>>53288114
Choose Portugal maninho, é bom pa crl. Good beaches and bitches, warm weather and sun. Ya ain't getting that in Germoney.

>>53284388
Taiwan in 3 weeks
Macao in March

>>53287345
I want tobut first she needs to respond. Its only my second message to her.
Also im talking with a turkish qt but she is incomprehensible.

>>53288321
I'm seriously considering it and my qt even said I should choose Portugal since she knows I'll like it there better than Germany and my parents want me to go there since I have some family still there plus it's cheaper.

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>tfw qt said she was developing feelings for me but knows we will never meet so she's calling it off and deactivated her account so she can't talk to me again

>>53288631
Why would you never meet, you have no intentions of going to whatever country shes from or she too poor to see you?

>>53288631
Does she live in Siberia or some shit? What's stopping you guys from meeting? Money? Time? Will?

Is extra flags not working?

>>53288684
>>53288687
she's danish and i don't really have the spare time or money to go to denmark and vice versa

>>53288881
>not having time/money to go to Denmark

I'll have a direct connection to Denmark from here with Ryanair, don't make up excuses.

>>53289025

Meeting once is not enough

>>53286016
Not for you nerd

>>53287898
Hahaha that's hilarious I never thought how that would sound to a yank

>>53288478
Seeing your 3/10 ?

>>53288881
Stay at her place to save money or do some workstay thing faggot

>>53288509
Than do it. What are you studying, where would you live, etc?

>>53289129
Going from the UK to DK is easy and cheap, I don't see why he ain't there yet. I wish I was so close to my qt as he is.

>>53288881
Buy cheap groceries instead of your preferred high quality brands for a month and you'll have enough money to go

>>53290040
International relations and I'm not sure whe I'd live yet, any recommendations?

let's make this fun

gif some retarded and/or funny lines

>>53290292
You'd go to where your senpai is, obviously. Hmm, the sister of a friend of mine is doing that here in Porto, but I don't really know where the best IR course is.

>>53290449
Well probably but I forget what town they live in. Porto does seem like it would be nice but I'll look into it more.

What the hell guys, 2 semi-unattractive grills are guilt tripping me because i "viewed them so many times without saying hi"
But i'm using basic script and only deleted users_visited ONCE.

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My feels werent ready for this.

>>53290806
Send her 100 mark so she can have some time off Hans :))

>>53290806
I bet it's 100% lies

>>53290806
She goes to the forest to seek firewood to operate the steam machine that produces the electricity needed to talk to you with the laptop she uses that was paid by a gullible American or European.
She is one of the Gambian Princes.

>>53291106
>>53290935


its a guy

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>Snap at QT because she's asking stupid jealous questions
>She says she can't stop crying

Cute

>>53290806
lies

tell her to send you a picture with a timestamp

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>>53291164
If you ever fall for this...

>>53291618
Well jokes on him i have no money

>>53291860

I don't know why but I chuckled.

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>>53291860
Just give him your women, that's almost as good.

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>>53291970
>said by the country with the most interracial couples on the planet

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>>53292681
>Britcuck

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>>53293271
>>53292681
Just fuck already

>Just got back from meeting my qt
Never would have expected that from an "I am penis 21cm" opening message.

Since returning home from visiting my qt her and I have barely messaged at all, and today, as I test I didn't send her a message at all to see if she would instead and she hasn't.

Why the fuck would she ignore me after sending the most amazing 2 weeks together?

>>53294681
Breathing space.

>>53294715
Ignoring my text message for 7 hours and then going to sleep and not messaging at all the next day is called being fucking rude, not "breathing space"

>>53294905
Let's just come to an agreement and say that she is rudely getting breathing space after spending 2 weeks with you.

Don't sperg out and start yelling though until she gives you some kind of explanation.

>>53290744
Thats because the script is not case sensitive. So it records several different combinations of an username according to how that specific user has typed their username when signing in. Thats probably why you have visited them 4 or even more times and not only twice as one would think.

Dumb question here, but what are you anons doing with your /cp/ cuties? Like are you hoping for something long term? Nudes? Just to flirt?

>>53295685
Is case sensitive*

>>53295710
I'm hoping to get a holiday where I visit, and then see if something continues from there.

I always wanted to travel to places but any friends of mine who would, only have specific places in mind. So getting a trip to some country where I spend the time with a girl, stay over at hers and we fug. Sounds like the better choice.

who /regretstalkinglewdlywithqtbecausenowshedoesiteverynightevenwheniustwantpeace/ here?

>>53296699
double dubs do not lie

>>53296699
Been there done that.
That's how you know which ones actually like you and which ones just want to fuck

>>53295710
I've been with mine before, and we are planning on another visit in a few months and maybe a month long vacation together later this year.
After that who knows, maybe I'll get engaged or something

i met a qt russian guy on here but i don't think i can learn russian easily. is it hard?

>>53297033
Which one's which?

>>53297015
I just want to eat my dinner and watch Xcom videos without having to take dick picks and talk about the stuff I'd do to her for the 30th night in a row.

>>53297101
R A R E

>>53297725
stop plz i post here often

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>Girls always stop replying to me after the 2nd, 3rd or 4th reply I make

Lads, how do I become interesting and be able to hold a conversation?

>>53297928
Crashing the flag rareness market

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>>53298886

>>53298886
Be attractive or Korean

>>53298964
yes, because i want people to reply to my questions and not just want me for flag

>>53299092

How do I become attractive or Korean?

>>53299399
get a 5 like me now

>>53297101
No idea desu, it looks hard to me but then again I'm a retard when it comes to learning languages.

>>53298886
write more than one line

>>53298886
>be attractive
>know how to talk to women
>have an interesting personality
There you go friend

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>>53298886
Just give up already.

>>53295710
Message them and fugg them in their countries where its legal

Just farted in the sauna of my gym felt good

>>53301159
When you fart in the bath it smells worse from my experience, is it the same for saunas?

>>53301224
>Farted in the bath once
>one of the bubbles got stuck to my skin
>lift it out of the water on my hand and bring to my nose
>pop it
>almost fucking gag

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>get a message from Germany
>turkish is mother language
>get a message from Iceland
>it's a kebab spoofing his country and his page is filled with bitter paragraphs about women ignoring him for being a t*rk
>get another message from Germany
>only has Turkish listed and no German

>>53301224
Didnt really smell tbqh the smell of sweat was stronger

>>53301414
Damn son

I've found just the most insanely attractive person ever and all I can think about is sending them the richfag pasta. Do I do it?

>>53301900
Try to talk to them normally if they are cunts let loose the goose

Half of these milfs are married...sigh

>>53301954
Sounds agreeable José. Her profile is completely blank though, what should I say? Normally I mention something they've written

>>53302189
Make a joke my paki friend bitches love lame ass jokes
>my name is paco btw

NEW THREAD
>>53302397
>>53302397
>>53302397
>>53302397

NEW

>>53302454
>>53302454
>>53302454

>>53299092
I hate these bloody Koreans
They are like Turks and can't even speak English. You couldn't have any good conversation with them