>2145 >India is the world's sole hegemonic superpower

>>53258793
>you're dragged into the streets to be made an example of

are they going to make us shit in them?

we'll let you use our toilets

>>53258793
We'd projectile vomit acidic burgers at them and run over their writhing bodies with golf carts.

>>53258793
Tell them that I too am a virgin autist with questionable personal hygiene and hope that they see me as a kindred soul.

Tell them I loved top snek meme and that I never liked poo in loo meme.

>>53258793
POO

>>53258793
They wouldn't, they'd just shit their pants on the spot.

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>>53259578
>virgin autist

bot bot ding ding two ninety nine..
what u sayin u aint no hindu bruv

>>53259721
finally, americans ruined bonglish

>>53258793
we shall defend our coasts with toilet witches

>>53259738
what's "tty" ?
tele-type ?
thanks to you?

>>53259783
random combination of letters close to keyboard.
something like asfgf

>>53259738
explain

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>>53258793
OH MY GOSH, INDIA WILL NUKE OUR SHITHOLE! AAAAAA AND STEAL OUR TOILETS
>2145
>India is the world's sole hegemonic superpower
>your shithole country gets invaded by superior Indian forces
>Indian troops eventually reach and occupy your city
>you're dragged into the streets to be made an example of how to use a toilet

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREETS

>>53260472
>>53260449
hello

>>53260492
is the blockade over, Nepal?
are the madhesis happy?

>>53260408
I often see you bantering India, what's your problem lad, you and that stingy /pol/ack afrikanner are 2 genuinely bitter shitposters that give a hateful vibe unlike most people that just shitpost some memes for the fun of it.

>>53260408
>that sad little plane

>>53260522
it's cool lad..
let pinos have some fun in their free time from cleaning merrican toilet

There'd probably be no mercy

https://youtu.be/JC6oJURg6Pk?t=513

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>>53260584
it's not sad, its pretty good for filling the combat roles MiG 21 and 27s will vacate after their decommissioning.

we operate SU-30MKI (which are on track to recieve SU35's components for their SUper SUkhoi upgrade) and MiG29-PUB as frontline air superiority fighters.

Tejas is supposed to escort bombers/strategic transports , intercept bogies violating airspace and on the offchance fire a BVR missile.

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>>53258793

>>53259710
What the fuck is wrong with French?

Too many homos to satisfy the women?

>>53261423
or too much expectation.

>>53260408
>His country is named after KING PHILLIP of SPAIN

You can't make this up. How did you end up this mega-cucked?

>>53260763
Is PakFA doomed?

>>53261461
>his country is named after an Italian sailor
You can't make this up. How did you end up this mega-cucked?

>>53258793
Sorry, I shit in the toilet not the street.

>>53258793
>dragged into the streets
Now my pants are going to be covered in shit, thanks a lot assholes.

>>53261461
LOL
O
L

when are you planning to call yourselves barangays?
unless pinos want to continue to clean merricans toilets?

>>53261615
>>53261461
#rekt

baka desu senpai

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>>53258793
>2145
>India is the world's sole hegemonic superpower
>your shithole country gets invaded by superior Indian forces
>Indian troops eventually reach and occupy your city

K.

>>53261509
yeah Airforce brass aren't happy with the specs to performance ratio of the prototypes so its pretty much in limbo but not dead.

http://thediplomat.com/2016/01/india-and-russia-fail-to-resolve-dispute-over-fifth-generation-fighter-jet/

forgot link

>>53262549
airforce and army are stupid fucks who want to tour russia as payback.
only navy is serious about indegenization.

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>India
>superpower

India should have something like a C-17, drop that little cargo door at the end and have some dudes squat over the edge and shit on the enemy, literally

>>53258793
>>you're dragged into the streets to be made an example of

Are they going to shit on my chest?

>>53262752
terrible shoop
a 2100x2100 image cannot be that size.

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>>53262779
first condition is already met.. let's figure out technical feasibility for the secodn one.

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>>53262932
>technical feceability

>>53261423
French women are french: if it's not perfect it's shit and shouldn't exist.

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Why are indians so based

>>53263038
they aren't

does this mean we'll get superior Indian pop music here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

>>53263091
maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3DfF66DNA

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>>53263051

You couldn't be more based than this if you spent a trillion life times.

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>>53260603
this, it's just banter, bantz shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>53260522
i know a lot of indians in my country besides from being loansharks, they are nice and honest people and clean as well. i also admire dem indian doctors.
>>53261615
thank you sir pajeet of middlesex.

>>53263105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

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>>53263127

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Kuk6G0a24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM&feature=youtu.be
This is the future

>India is the world's sole hegemonic superpower
>your shithole country gets invaded by superior Indian forces
>Indian troops eventually reach and occupy your city
>you're dragged into the streets to be made an example of how to in the loo

>>53258793
India will always be a peacefull state. No matter how powerfull.
Their culture redeems the need to conquer other states.
Every empire is built on slaves or vassals. But India has Slaves built in so they don't need to Conquer states to enslave their people, they already have all the Dalits they need.

It's pure harmony.

On his curry did Sanjay chew
When the urge to defecate drew
Since he was in open view
Letting loose his bowels would be taboo
Sanjay did not know what to do

He could see the public loo
But inside was a witch who would say boo
There was also no water to run his hand through
he needed it clean to finish his stew
then an idea came to him out of the blue

If I follow this avenue
Sidestep the beggar dying of flu
Then go around the corner and past the Ghandi statue
There is a place most sacred to us hindu
The designated shitting street where we can poo

Sanjay squated down as if on cue
And strained to the extent his face changed its hue
Unleashing a massive brown slew
Which slopped down in a heap right next to his shoe
And returned to his curry without further ado

>>53264226
>not australian?

>>53263451
Wow, japanese futuristic visions were much friendlier.

India 2030 every thing stays as bad as before only the color of the poor changes...
Some director was pretty butthurt I guess...

I hope 2030 someone posts this video...And India will still be the same country as 2016...

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>>53258793

>thailand shitposting proxy
>anther fail bait thread

>>53264353
He is Ausfag or US fag living in thailand fucking a home order bride.

His English is perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcmDTX1JwQ

this video has some cool footage from India

>>53264409
there's a Brit expat in Thailand who posts in /brit/, or at least used to I haven't gone in there in a long time, they called him thailad, his gimmick was posting this K-pop star with short hair

>>53261950
When Germany invaded Poland all amunition was used up. The Poles surrendered just in time. four more days and the Reich would have been forced to defend it self with knifes and heystakes.

Sometimes limited ressources are a good motivation to win fast!

The Poo must flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

We'll build a wall made of toilets, the witches will do the rest.

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>>53265816

>>53258793
They will get nuked

>>53265888

Hello amigo

>>53258793
Pretend you are a caw

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oc

>>53260520
They're living in Nepal so of course they're not, just like everyone else. Blockade is still their but most people have gotten used to it.

>>53267845
are you seriously not allowing madhesis to own properties and stuff?
how do you judge your new constitution?

>>53258793
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
India would be gone by then global warming would render the country into a desert with half of its landmass flooded. I'm not making this up.

Anybody else fucking tired of stale shitty /int/ memes? These aren't even clever, it's literally just POO IN LE LOO and A FUCKING LEAF! xD

Never thought I'd say this but this place has become as cancerous as /tv/

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35255102

>>53267975
Hello reddit!

>>53258793
>All toilets are immediately banned

>>53268000
This place is as bad as r/4chan, if not worse.

>>53258793
>"Mehmet, my son. You are not wanting of doing this right?"

>>53267882
No they're allowed to own properties and all. Why would you think they aren't? Even Indians can come to Nepal and own properties and work here. The trouble is mostly over division of Nepal into federal states and which districts should be given to the state with Madhesi majority as well as a few other issues like allowing naturalized citizens for PM and stuff.

Constitution is garbage though. It's a step back from the interim one that was before it.

>>53268355
http://indianexpress.com/article/explained/in-fact-india-has-old-ties-with-nepal-china-has-cash-and-tact/

How does this make you feel?

>>53269361
Its just posturing as usual. While the relationship with China has been increasing, it really can't match India in terms of cultural, economic or political influence. People say that China have been trying to build a railway up to Lho Manthang but it will be a long while before China can contend with India in terms of trading in Nepal.