me and all my mates out on the pull
me on the left
Just finished The Signal
What the fuck did I just watch
that "country" first came to light to me when it hit the UK news in 2004 because of an island wide sexual abuse scandal which basically proved most of the senior members of the society were sex offenders
>you will never grow up in the 90s on a cosy street in America in a semi-large house and have a few mates where you just ride around on bikes all day
Second best only to the sopranos
webm's sometimes dont work for me
>australians on death watch after i fucking rekt them in the last thread
Me, my brother, and a mate of ours use to go skating and ding dong ditch old Italian women when we were like 10. Then we use to go into the local Italian supermarket, film them, and watch them get mad
I am scared of the dark lol
When I watch horror movies where the husband gets up in the middle of the night and investigates after hearing a strange noise, I just sit there wondering how and why the fuck
lads, I can easily talk to basic slags on tinder for a fair while
but all I really want is an interesting qt gf
i swear some girls were actually interesting and not just boring pretty twats when i was in school
literally no point in even talking to girls if they're just gonna be disappointing...
Yeah I always swipe left to the club slags on tinder (tbf they'd almost certainly swipe left to me too) cause they just seem vapid
You gotta go for the girls with the alt look, familia
i appreciate the technical skill, most convincing, expertly blended. but this is an exceedingly obscure subject; odd indeed
as a result unfortunately i cannot rate it as highly as last nights artwork
>at least 10 times as many lurkers as posters
how does it feel that every post of yours gets judged by over 1000 eyes
Spurdo basically got me through my depression
Got any pics? The best ones are the ones who have any of the following aesthetics for their photos
>photo of a Polaroid
>photo of a webcam shot of themself
>webcam of themself on a white background with hearts and shit around their face
>poorly exposured photos of themself
>photos where they're looking away from the camera
Kind of hard to illustrate what I mean t bh
>mutual interests that aren't givens (e.g. Google, maccas)
>tfw remembering the amount of times i ran into my parents room insisting that there was a monster under my bed as an 8 year old
i'm 19 and it still makes me cringe
>i swear some girls were actually interesting and not just boring pretty twats
i always assume why this is a ubiquitous opinion among men is due to their overwhelming egocentricism
would you rather
>the ability to achieve immortality or incredible long life through genetic engineering, bionics or transferring consciousness being available within our lifetimes for all of society (so you can live for hundreds of years with your loved ones theoretically)
>reincarnation is real and you are reborn as a human being born as you die, with only the faintest subconscious locked memories from your previous lives that you can only rarely see in your dreams (so you could be reincarnated as a qt jap girl)
>such a deep, thought provoking question. i doff my cap to you sir
>and as such it is a very personal work
yes assumed that might have been the case
oh well never mind. i do prefer suprises in the edits line after all, so it stands to reason ill favour some more than others. but make it more relatable next time or ill see you hang
So that just blows any potential out of the second option where you're losing everything for the genetic lottery.
The first one you could just choose a clone and maintain your knowledge and experience.
was b8, they were spanish version of cool kids and i asked, bought em, and then another matey said something about my shoes or trackies and i walked off doing autistically fast walk
thanks lad you want twos?
banned from /vg/ so I figure i'll post my finished eu4 game here 2bh
whole thing is literally about to explode in a million different rebellions because I blobbed too hard at the end
Frankfurt: Several women have reported New Year sexual assaults to police
Hamburg: At least 53 cases of harassment, of which 39 are of sexual harassment, have been reported
Helsinki: 3 reported sexual assaults on women
Zürich: A total of about 6 women now say they were sexually assaulted
Salzburg: Several women in the Austrian city of Salzburg have said they were sexually assaulted on New Year’s Eve
Cologne: More than 120 sexual assaults, rapes and robberies have been reported outside the city's railway station and Cathedral
Police in Cologne 'struggled to gain control during mass sexual assaults'
Reports: Cologne NYE assaulters were largely asylum-seekers
Cologne New Year's attackers could face deportation, German official says
German Muslims Condemn Cologne Attacks, Fear Consequences
Cologne Divided Over Who to Blame for New Year's Assaults
Reports of New Year's Eve sex assaults in Cologne fuel German migrant debate
Cologne New Year gang assaults: Victim, 18, says up to 30 men groped and robbed her and her 11 friends
German officials say that a series of sexual assaults and thefts that took place during New Year's Eve celebrations in the western city of Cologne were likely part of a coordinated effort by a criminal gang.
Zurich police investigate New Year sexual assaults, no link to German cases
more in the same vein
>yanks make a valuable contribution to /brit/ discussion
Lads I cucked a yank manlet last night.
Me and some lads were at the local watering hole having a pint or 10, when we got chatting to a group of tourists.
One of the girls was pretty cute so I engaged her in a conversation, not long after I realised her boyfriend was sitting next to her.
Anyway the night wore on and next thing I know I was hooking up with her, the fucking boyfriend was still sitting there lol. Got her digits and all, hopefully I can bang her before she leaves.
>oh, didn't i mention? i'm from the united states of america
>A teenager died due to his excessive use of deodorant instead of showering, an inquest has heard.
>Thomas Townsend was only 16 when police found him dead in his children’s home with 42 cans of deodorant spray in the room.
>An inquest found he ‘succumbed to the effects of the gas’ during the unusual accident on August 29 last year.
>His mother Sally told the inquest her son would not take showers and instead spray half a can of deodorant on himself instead. He’d then spray aftershave and would go through a can every week.
>A pathologist told the inquest Thomas had suffered circulation collapse caused by butane gas.
>not being a 10/10 american bull smashing aussies on /brit/ late into the night
Got in the car with him today and he smelt like absolute shit, like he hadn't showered in the month
He's been spending thousands of pounds on spread betting, he was on his phone for the whole day I was with him, checking the markets. He's lost a lot of money today. He says he's going to make it back, he's just been unlucky.
Keeps talking about forming his own political party and he's written a manifesto which includes a questionnaire for potential members. Some of the questions are "Do you think the Prime Minister has wet dreams?" and "Do you believe that women use their erotic power to destroy men's lives?".
I'm actually worried for him. He's never been this bad before.
sorry about this lad. Sounds like a shitty one, has he got a diagnosis of anything? if it wouldnt shit him up too much you can probably close his betting accounts if you phone the company
this took me a while but i am very happy i don't browse that place anymore
it's same level as spanish rap music, i try to understand a tiny portion and not re-use any of it, just as a challenge
ethnics from the city travel to maine to deal drugs and get druggie sluts pregnant
the guy who wrote that thinks le page is racist because he made the distinction that white girls are getting knocked and not just girls in general.
hahahaha very good lad
my m8 and I almost convinced a yank girl to have a 3some with us while this yank friend of hers was trying to get with her all night hahahahaha
we just didn't have enough room in the cab so we left without her lmao
Yes, but I have to do this
>Have you ever beat someone up before? I have. It was fun
doing a woken up in the middle of the night lads
had a dream that we invaded Argentina and I got a qt Argie gf who turned out to be a spy and stabbed me in the middle of the night
NEVER trust jfs
anyone know anything about army structure? this lad (heaps nice guy btw) was a few years above me in school (he must be 23-4 or there abouts now) and he's a lieutenant -- how does that work?
>The 6th Division went into action at Bardia on 3 January 1941. Although the fortress was manned by a larger Italian force, the Australian infantry quickly penetrated the defensive lines with the support of British tanks and artillery. The majority of the Italian force surrendered on 5 January and the Australians took 40,000 prisoners.
>The 6th Division followed up this success by assaulting the fortress of Tobruk on 21 January. Tobruk was secured the next day with 25,000 Italian prisoners taken.
wish I had gone to the RMC desu
but late now since I'm nearly done Civilian uni and they give you a hard ass time with applying as an officer from the civie world
my idea is enlisting then in a couple years applying for direct entry within the ranks since I'd have a degree anyways.
I've wanted to jack off all day but my fucking family hasn't left the house all day. They keep walking past my door and popping their heads in to say stupid shit. FUCK.
I think it's time to move out.
>tfw wanted to join the military at 18 and do a stint, try out for SOF and then leave if i didn't make to go to uni
>tfw might be able to now but wouldn't get out for years
fucking life reeee
his literally happened a few minutes ago, and I may be in need of searching for a new job, pls halp. I created a project at my work that allowed all of our products to be linked up to android apps that our customers can use to control them. Today was the day I was presenting this to upper management. Before starting my presentation, the CEO of my company stopped in and decided he was interested in my project. The presentation goes well, and is very well received. Everyone thinks its a great idea to link our products up to apps instead of controlling them via switches and push buttons. The final slide of my project was titled "Why Android Initially", this is where things went, very, very bad. I presented data showing that Android based devices currently hold >50% market share and Apple is only around 38%. I then proceeded to tell everyone 82% of new phones being shipped right now are Android based. I also explained that development for Android was much easier than iOS. After I finish making these points my CEO just responds with "Well, 82% of people are stupid". Obviously thinking it was a joke, and he just liked Apple more, I responded back with "Looks like we have a fanboy in the room". The room went dead silent for the remainder of my presentation. I finish up the presentation thinking it went quite well, and the CEO storms out. One of the VPs in the meeting pulls me aside, and politely fills me in on the fact that our CEO is one of the largest shareholders of Apple. I kinda just left work after that one...
Heh...what do we have here?
*brandishes 15 knives*
You can't run from me! ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!
*everything is frozen except me*
Time has stopped. Now, to deal with this insignificant speck...
Hmph. I need to practice more, I expected to be able to freeze for longer...no matter.
*time starts flowing again*
*all the knives pierce their target, their combined momentum throwing him backward and pinning him to the wall*
As I expected, just a weakling. Nothing personnel, Joestar.
*flies away using the power of the Stand*
If you asked me I would say I am completely in favour of the banning of all firearms in America.
But I don't see how any person can watch Obama talk so eloquently and intelligently like he is during this CNN discussion and not understand that what he is saying makes sense! He is proposing a system of controls that will make it so much harder for criminals and those with evil intentions from getting a gun. In turn making it harder for them to carry out the events like the Sandy Hook ELEMENTARY School shooting or the massacre in Charleston. Events where innocent civilians were slaughtered. Children.
He's not taking them away from the republicans or the safe and non-violent gun fanatics who are fighting so hard against this. He is trying to create a system that protects everyone in the country from the dangers of dangerous people owning dangerous weapons.
How is there even a debate?
Even if the system was not able to succeed in the way it is hoped (something I can't see happening) in preventing deaths. Surely one less child dying while simply trying to get an education, one less family going through the tragedy of losing a loved one from gun crime. Surely that's enough for you to get over having to fill out more paper work, and having to prove to the government that you can be trusted with a device that can cause so much suffering.
Surely that's got to be enough for you to agree that something needs to be done! And that's exactly what Obama is arguing for!
It's true. They congregate in cheap housing in the twin cities and their suburbs
This place is called the somali village, I don't think there is a single white family living there
One of my best mates used to be into this gang/postcode shit, me being a middle class white boy I didn't really get it. (my nan helped him and his family over from the congo years ago) He used to mc about thug shit and turf wars, but he was/is the nicest guy you could ever meet, and a clever one too. So all you ignorant fuckers making racist comments below can think twice, and realize that they are the scum that england needs to get rid of.
the former soviet union is basicly a giant council estate and the gangsters u find there dont go round filming hood videos and arguin about which areas are badder, and if a detroit gangster went to johanasburg or a south american favela do u think they would survive a day? there the police will fuckin shoot u fuk other gangs, so stop chatting shit and be thankful that u live in a developed country with a functioning legal system
>Despite some heavy resistance the town fell to the Australians just two days later. The Australians captured a large amount of Italian war material as well as thousands of Italian prisoners of war (POWs), many of whom were shipped to prison camps in Australia. The fighting continued until 5 January when the Italian position had been cut almost into two. The Allies took nearly 40,000 Italian prisoners and considerable amounts of enemy weapons, supplies and equipment. The battle for Bardia cost 130 Australian lives with 326 men wounded.
>On 22 January 1941, the Italian held port of Tobruk fell to the AIF and 25,000 Italians became prisoners.
>town fell to the Australians
>Tobruk fell to the AIF
italy getting btfo