FUCKING UNDEADS GET OUT OF MY CAVE
the cutest girl
the nicest girl
the most talented girl
the prettiest girl
Now catch up to my campaign
Coupe the color of mayonnaise
I'm drunk and high at the same time
Drinkin' champagne on the airplane
>domain I was slightly interested in
>ask for a quote
girl I know got offended by my desktop lads
can someone pinpoint the problem for me?
not played Fallout 4 since like the week or two after it came out.
lads where are the sources for all the """ Syrian""" """refugees"""
i tried debating earlier using the 20% figure but they asked for source and i didn't have one on me so i probably looked like a right mug especially since the pro-refugee side has all there sources easily available on the mainstream media that gives an untrue image
Really pissed off lads
Literally can't get sleep schedule under control, I wake up too late so I can't get to asleep but then when I wake up early I go to bed early and end up waking up after a couple of hours
didn't spend a lot of time on her since I'm playing the bloke
my other PC here, wanted to make a tech-focus zipperhead
The story of Sheevs rise to power is actually a retelling of Washingtons rise to power.
I'm 28 years old, I'm probably older than the majority of people on /mu/. I've studied music theory in college for five years. I play more than five instruments including guitar and violin. I'm part if a rock duo and I perform monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2014. I think I know what I'm talking about.
To all you Pet Sounds fags, how much music theory do you know? What instruments do you play? I'm guessing none.
>okay I'm going to bed now
>just one more post
>now I'm going to sleep
>let's see if I got any (you)s
>let me just reply to this guy quickly
>okay now I'm going to bed
>let's check if he's replied
IT NEVER ENDS
JUST LET ME SLEEP
The EU sats only 23% of them are Syrian. Someone posted an EU PDF that said such. I can't seem to find my copy to give you the name.
lot of people playing Fallout?
idk man its easily the best part of the game.
reminds me of how fun character creation was in Oblivion
let me show you plebs how to get dubs
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
Interesting fact lads. There are villages in Afghanistan which are so isolated, when NATO troops first entered them the inhabitants talked to them in Russian. When they were questioned by interpreters, it transpired that they still believed the 1980s conflict was ongoing.
>A powerful El Nino warning in the Pacific Ocean is on course to be the strongest ever recorded while the jet stream sweeps southwards opening the floodgates to scourging Arctic winds.
>If things play out as long-range forecasts suggest, the current mild winter could end in one of the coldest spells for 50 years.
>Weather models show the ENTIRE COUNTRY blanketed in deep snow by the end of THIS MONTH with heavy falls as far south as London.
Get ready to be comfy
Are you threatening me?
set an alarm that is only turned off via scanning a QR code and put that code in your bathroom.
then just set it to like 8 am and continually get up at 8am.
or go camping with some m8s for a few days and it will reset automatically.
draw up a nice warm bath (possibly with some sort of scented oils in it)
light up a few candles or an incense
buy some expensive liquor (a big bottle of it) something you enjoy to get drunk on, without passing out.
then with music playing slit your wrists (vertically up and down the wrist, not across like in TV) and let your blood leak out into the water as you drift away peacefully into death and your eternal damnation
I took those a few years ago and they make you really drowsy the next day and they're not really a long term solution
The problem is even when I get up early I still can't get more than a couple of hours of sleep before I wake up
And I also don't have any friends who would go camping with me
the alarm app i use has an option to be turned off only using the QR code you designate for it.
it's sleep for android if you use android. idk if there's an iphone equivalent.
you will be like that for a few days. it's shit and you want to nap but you can't eventually you'll start going to bed at 11 or something and yeah then you just have to maintain it. after a while, you can't really sleep in anymore.
also, do a lot of exercise and you'll sleep better.
your just gonna turn your phone off ffs
im the same
i had a nap earlier at 3pm, set 3 alarms for an hour later
woke up at 1am with my laptop and phone both turnt off and i dont even remember waking up to turn them off
I had one before that made you solve maths problems to turn it off.
Just literally turned my phone off every morning. I recommend trying it though just because it's quite mind wrecking to try to do maths having been awake for a few seconds.
very VERY comfy tbqh, i'm a bit close to the centre so u get pissed cunts n that but 99% of time i love it
i will try this
t. robert paulson
only state run shops can sell fags lol
jaja ayy pero yo hablo la lengua tio
yep that's the one. iirc there's some like once off fee for the full app but it was like $3 AUD when i bought it and one of the best app purchases i've made. i'm not sure if you need to pay the fee to use the QR code function.
when you download it, create an alarm to go off at a certain time and then you have two options.
>1. change alarm type in application settings to be QR code
>2. Edit alarm and change the "stop oversleeping" option to QR code from default of "application settings"
then just google QR code generator and make one, print it and then cut it out and sticky tape it or whatever to your wall. you will need to download a scanner app but they're free and everything so all good there. then scan the QR code through the sleep app (it will prompt you to do so) and you're ready to go.
if you're someone who just turns their phone off, then sleep with the phone on the other side of the room so you have to get up anyway to turn the phone off instead of just turning it off without even remembering because it's right there.
if you don't like the QR code option, you can do math problems ranging from simple addition to 2 digit multiplication or the one I use often which is a reflex test pressing the sheep with his eyes open 5 times in a row without fail on the very hard difficulty (basically 1 second to push each sheep).
haha my local lol is the prozzies waiting on this road near me. there is at least one hooker there at any time, name a time and i'll tell you that theres hookers there at that time
yeah ive heard of that one
i think its only on android though and as you know im a top tier applepleb so i only have an iphone :^)
So, thanks to some of you I read the book in the pic and it is some of the best prose I have ever read. Any other books with such great prose? Don't say Pynchon. I already tried V. and, despite some really fun parts, it wasn't my cup of tea.
>he doesn't have the mental fortitude to force himself to get up at a reasonable hour every morning
i don't believe you, yankee-doodle-dandy
There's probably several apps that do it by now.
Anyone ever try Wakie? You can be an alarm for people, it tells you when people want to wake up, you call them and shout at them until they get out of bed.
Shitty phone pic while I take good ones with my camera
Can't stop wanking to sissy captions lads, it's getting worse, what do?
"I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it."
Once you get bored with a certain 'layer' of porn, it does nothing to you, you want to explore more and uncover the next layer, so you go onto the next layer which is more fucked up, and you continue and continue, an endless loop
more often than not, they don't.. also you get a lot of voice mail things, but then sometimes they do and you're on a call to some yank just waking up..
It's a funny gimmick if you're in the mood for it.
clothed porn is best porn desu
never understood why people always said 'tits or gtfo' on /b/, literally what is the point, its some random stranger and you can find billions of other nude images online
if you had some personal connection with the person, I'd understand but other than that, just why
fownd a banger of a ChVvN
>oi bruv get me a twix from the paki shop alright?
You just have to remind yourself that you're a useless fat fuck who will never fuck an attractive woman. that'll get you motivated, just walk, do sit ups and shit, it's not that hard to lose weight
Isn't it interesting how you can accurately tell a persons personality just by their face
So what if he has children with someone in the same situation as him, and then their children have children with someone with the same heritage, and so forth? He is Australian you fucking dim wit Jesus Christ