Hourly reminder that this is what 95% of the US looks like outside

>>53255236
>designated scooter streets

>>53255236
We already know.

>>53255236
We know

>missouri

fuck off

>>53255236
It looks like that in LA too

>>53255236
Taco Bell/KFCs are always the worst versions of either restaurant.

>>53255236
I believe you.

>>53255236
this is true except the grass is usually a bit greener

>>53255236
so true. even the major cities are all the same basic thing. this year i visited seattle, philly, la, nyc, buffalo/rochester and chicago and they're the same damn cities over and over. la and ny are kind of unique at first but after a while its the same fucking thing.

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>>53255236
Sorry but Connecticut looks nothing like this, maybe Kansas does.

>>53255288
kfc/a&w is all i ever see. never even seen an a&w that wasnt also a kfc.

>tfw I am old enough to have lived during a time when UHAUL was actually good and a decent company with awesome employees

>It's now the worst possible option when you need to rent a truck or move

>outside of NYC and LA
both of those are some of the ugliest places in the states. that picture actually looks straight out of LA

the average place in the US is rural

>>53255273
>missouri
How do you know?

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>MFW Europeans will never know the joy of being 400 lbs overweight and die of diabetes at at 38

>>53255236
95%, no. however when I do long distance travel I tend to see one about every 100 or 200 miles. they're far more common if you're out in a place like nebraska or such an open state

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>>53255365
>mfw Americans will never know the joy of being gang molested by a group of African "refugees"

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>>53255328
>TFW I live in Greenwich and my entire town is boring McMansions and boats

Why does no one having any fucking taste.

>>53255236
What about the mountain states, OP?

Also, CA and NYC suck ass. Not worth visiting.

>>53255328
There are parts of CT that look exactly like that.

>>53255500
currently living in colorado, it looks pretty much like this only with pretty mountains in the background

>>53255341
There are also Taco Bell/A&W, haven't seen a standalone A&W either.

>>53255548
we have one here in pueblo, co. it looks all old school and 50's like.

>>53255520
No, that place looks fucking dead.
It looks like a shitty version of Scott Swamp Road in Farmington.

>>53255360
recognize the license plate

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>>53255236
Y-yes OP is right. Especially if your brown. We have no public transport, no benefits for the poor, healthcare for anyone and armies of Neo-Nazis are killing everyone including peaceful black people. Run far away from this wretched hell.
t.New England
Pic related it's my home town.

>>53255286
>LA
Not smoggy, no expensive cars next to shit, not beaners, no tattoed edge lords, no nig-nogs, no "classy" Armenians/Persians, no wanna be actor/models, no taco trucks, etc.

>>53255328
STFU idiot, we live in a hell hole almost as bad as Detroit or Lousiana.

>>53255604
what do you mean by dead?
>wide street with tons of stop lights
>many stores with large billboards
>gray sky
>no leaves on trees
All of these things I have seen in CT; everything looks especially dead this winter because there is no snow.

>>53255466
The're unaccompanied minors who are also doctor/rocket scientists you shitlord.

>>53255236
I don't think I've ever seen one of those scooters in Phoenix to be honest.

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>>53255236
>living in the suburbs

lmaoing at ur life

>>53255490
I have family there amd it looks nothing like that, its all trailer parks with people on motor scooters eating fast-food.

>>53255236
they're not wearing shoes

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>>53255872
Mfw people literally believe this.

>>53255520
Ummm no. The road strip mall might be like some former farm town but the rest is wrong.

>>53255897
this looks pretty similar. the fastfood is just one street over.

>>53255897
$3.70 for gas LMAOTBQH

>>53255604
Itsl maybe looks like if the Berlin Yurnpike had grass and scooter-fatties. That's pushing it though. I've driven through the Midwest and that's my guess.

>>53255924
Only Euros, liberal arts professors, bleeding heart media and 20 year old college students who smoke an eighth a day.

>>53255717
That looks like a nice hill in the background. It would be a shame if it were suddenly filled with favelas...

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>>53255236
ya if you live in the shit parts
new england is the only good part of this country besides some other states

>>53255855
>orange grass

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>>53256077
If that happens don't these guys know how to deal with it.

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>>53255902
>Being poor

The majority of families in Greenwich make over 100k year.

>>53256077
top bantz and dubs to boot

>>53256212
Holy shit you're dim or drunk.

>>53256259
You just implied that Greenwich is all trailer parks.
You're clearly the one who is drunk.

>>53256259
he's 14.

>>53256290
I'm starting to realize that. Its apparently not even the "Americans can't handle bants" it's worse.

>>53256097
t. employee for the MA Tourism Department

>>53255897
>>53255236
anytown, Pennsylvania.jpg

>>53255888
I have, at the Fry's on southern & mill

>>53256097
this can't be accurate. no way colorado isn't blue.

>>53256389
>MA Tourism Department
please don't come here
i hate tourists that come to boston thinking there's anything special because its the oldest city in america

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>>53256259
>Replying to a spoiled teenager
>Expecting him to not be on Oxycontin and being capable of understanding bantz

>>53255236
yeah, pretty much. except the rascals and probably more SUV due to current gas prices.

>>53255273
also this

>>53256097
Mississippi loses at almost everything.

>>53255897
Ely is pretty comfy desu

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>>53255500
Yeah, New York -- it's fucking hideous.

>>53256679
i lived in new york for most of my life. we both know its fucking gross and snowy and salty and ball shatteringly cold and wet 60% of the time

>>53255924
>Mfw people literally believe this.
gods will be done

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>>53255500
Cali too. Disgusting.

>>53256741
>Not liking the wet and cold

What are you, Italian?

>>53255236
Come to Burlington VT op. Ultimate /comfy/ small New England city. there are laws here about shitty horrible plastic signage and buildings.

So hideous!

>>53256459
Sorry, just that we had a shillbot for the MA Tourism Department the previous week spamming postcard pics of old ivy-covered buildings with fall color trees around them, so I thought...

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>>53256996
fug